.U deserve the slap. Bad guy

Rapmoney:
Mine: When I was in SS1, I refused to cut grass as a punishment for cracking a nutty joke that 'scattered' the entire classroom during Government class. Before then, Mr Coker had given me the caning of my life! The school authority requested that my dad come to school with me and I know say if palee hear the matter, kasala go burst! I cunningly invited one fat okada man as my dad...all na arrangee The guy man gave me one dirty slap in the principal's office to make the whole thing look real. I nor fit forget that slap in a hurry. I got my way sha...but the slap ehhn, nor be here!

Share yours too.

You must be a very heady boy in school.

Mine was sitting at the back seat of the class and throwing jokes. Whenever i get caught, it comes with a dirty slap from the teacher or he sends me out of the class..

One such joke sent a class laughing for like 5 minutes when a teacher caught my neighbor smiling from ear to ear. The teacher stopped the lecture and asked the boy why he was smiling. The boy said that there was something I said to him. The teacher asked him to repeat what I said, when the boy said it, the whole class went into frenzy..

rheether:
I smoked white chock to piece.

As a lady. Omo U try oooooo. U be tomboy ni?

THE DAY I SAID MY principal's HEAD WAS LYK OUR SKOOLS COASTER BUS...


THE REST WAS HISTORY.....

dat was in s.s.2 wen we strtd being naughty as pet senior levels nah..our physics teacha always visited d toilet atleast 3 times a dai..i nd sum crazy frirnds decided to peep on wat she does dere..lol we stood on d soak away nd peepd thu d window...na so 1 s.sm3 student burst out from one corner...he threatebd to report buh we overpowed im dat if he does we will also say he masterminded d whole tin as our senior .....

SMALLPENIS:
See as dem book space

Omo.

Ur user name.

Na wa ooooo

nodullin:
Fought with a tom boy while in JS3... omo if you see as this girl take dey land me blow like say she be floyd mayweather ehn!!!

I sha give the girl injury...

but we were both punished as we knelt down @ the principals office and given some lashes....

I can't hurt a fly anymore tho... all grown up now.

i masturbated in class thier was this teacher i av crush on mehn it was so so sweet my first tym of releasing i was so so weak i was in ss3 den

[sub][/sub]you tight badly.

GentleToks:
I always got away with bad stuff cos of my gentle and innocent look but all came to an end on one fateful day. I got into a bet to slap a female head of senior prefects called Senior girl, way back in d days and I did. The whole teachers in that School that day heard d news and gathered all their canes and whipped devil out of me; I came out of staff room and nobody was able to recognise me again apart from my bird's voice which came to an existence as a result of Wazobia(yoruba,hausa,igbo teachers) beating

I got up to about 1,000 lashes of canes that day. I pretended as if I ve gone home and hide somewhere around the School gate with my rag uniform after d beating.

However, as soon as the teachers started driving out of the School gate, I started smashing their cars' windscreens with some of the stones I had gathered before d school closing time and I was able to smash about 3 cars before the teachers came out of their cars started chasing me......

I didn't go back to that School till date. I went straight to Grandma house cos if my parents see me like that.......... That School might end up in Court and as a big boy then(That was how we felt then as teenagers), d last thing to do in tough situation like that was to bring your parents to school; big Bleep up among your bloods.

I was taken to another private school (missionary school called Don Bosco) with hope that I ll be ok. I got to that School around 1pm on my first day, with all my luggage. As I was stepping into my dormitory, I saw this lovely bird flying around and I thought to myself that this bird has got issue cos it couldn't fly so high. I ran after this lovely bird for about 30mins or thereabout. I eventually caught dis bird but as I was about to rejoice about my newly found friend, the seniors were standing right in front of me, asking me to bring down the bird to where they were. I was reluctant and determined not to be cheated, as i was walking towards them, I began to strangle d bird stylishly and killed d bird( May God forgive me). They nearly killed me that day.....


Finally, after couple of months in my new school, i had already beaten half of d guys in JSS 3 while I was in JSS 2. So they all resulted to use their brother in SS2 and 3 to intimidate me. After breakfast in d dinning hall on dat fateful day, some seniors called me to stay behind to look after someone's food that didn't turn up for his breakfast. I waited for couple of mins in dinning hall cos they have warned me not to leave the hall until d senior comes around but class was on while I was looking after a senior food. However, I started adding one to one and realised that they were trying to punish me by asking me to stay behind. I made up my mind, ate d food and went straight to my class.........

Lol!!! People are still surprised when old friends tell them how stubborn I was back in d days.

AndreRose:


Bringing somelses' dad as your dad, the point is that they always bring an okada rider as their father whenever they enter gbase

Ok. Now I see. I once schooled in Enugu, but it was for a short period of time.

Spaxon:
THE DAY I SAID MY principal's HEAD WAS LYK OUR SKOOLS COASTER BUS...


THE REST WAS HISTORY.....

MizMyColi:


Yeesss...
I did too.

Well, get late to dinning hall at your own risk.

We had bullies then who'd turn all the food meant for a table (10-12 people).

We called the act [size=14pt]"Massacre"[/size]

Which school is that?

Spaxon:
THE DAY I SAID MY principal's HEAD WAS LYK OUR SKOOLS COASTER BUS...


THE REST WAS HISTORY.....

Wicked!!!

I am in JJs3 then and me and my classmates we are watching blue film in class at the back seat ni. one teacher suddenly come in and say our 4 should come outside in front of the class and kneel down, hands up and close our eyes. But the problem be say we are tucking in and our prick has stand up ni

Oloshi

Playing foogbal trounout an write note myself..

I peeped at girls bathing naked in front of their hostel from the roof of boys hostel, security guards caught me once though but they thought i was stealing cables from the ceiling, somehow i wasn't taken to the front of the assembly ground the next day.

Used to finger the girls beside me during class hours...

Was the time keeper back den in SS3, bt I got the silly habit of coming late to school after when the bell has been rung...couldn't forget the extra lashes I got from the principal den on one of those occasion of late coming...

yahx:
Well I was d best dodger*my own na to go dinning. After that dodge agn*my cloth brush spung soap dey inside bag any were night catch us na dere we go sleep

That was called jipsying in my school, and it was risky

clans:

That was called jipsying in my school, and it was risky

we na adventure nd no risk attach oo e beta pass flogging fr night

I dated two friends. Just before our WAEC, they fought and were invited to the staff room. I was invited too. Series of questions were asked. In fact, shame didn't allow me to stand there.

I was in one of d most notorious secondary school then (fgc)

@ my ss1 i discovered and created a bamboo joint inside bush,Whr u talk ur gf deir alone wit ur wrapper Or blanket to do Wat WE see on movies,it was their I saw it deir for d 1st tym.

After my discovery all under bamboo tree was own by people who clear,d owner,
Infact most tyms I use to pray for bell to ring So Dat Ppl will go for food,while I sneak into bamboo to see live biology,

I got used to it.Till one day blood spill over d gels body, Cuz of numerous attempt.I was caught,Cuz d gel CULD Nt hid d pain.was tken to clinic.as per gels,u knw dem and fear,she mention my full Nam n d joint.

I was brought out of assembly ground,flog and accused of immorality.suspended for a week.went homE and tell popsi mid term break.

Infact the school was So bad WE slept wit female corpers.

Thiz is a school Dat u cn hang a junior student on fan n flog,pouring water!

this is a school that if ur to enter ss1 from js3,u will b stripped naked,all of u will run down and open field naked, den u will push into a pit toilet Whr senior student poo on d floor,10 student will b push into a small square meter toilet wit poo all over d ground.forced in and lock,for 5mins.
open u go out sweating Nxt batch enter.

A skool that d principal enter mail hostel wit gun @ nite
A skool Dat all hostel lite is destroyed by senior student.u cn only u touchlite
A skool Dat principal xcape death,Cuz bunk was thrown towards in,while He was climbing up,imagine u hearing sound of bunk rolling down d stair case towards u,u see No1 Cuz WE Dnt use lite xcept touch,
Infact I Hv So much to say

Infact I was known as master,Cuz all sort of porn I had it den,pictures ohh,coloured,black n white,American, sites.does DAYS if I Cum bck from holiday,my mate will full my body asking me I Gv him one Or two.sum Dat deir parent is So strict.
Evn gels in my class ask to see too,Bt gels as WE all know.preferred to Cum alone radar Dan cumin wit ha frnds.Dey NEVA watch in class rada wen Dey go for pE she will go stay alone.

Evn wen Dey wnt to return d porn pictures etc to Mi,Dey will Tke me to canteen, I will Jst tink she wnts to buy snacks for Mi Cuz I gav ha pics.for Whr Na Jst to go return am Mke Ppl no knw

Hardknocks

I didnt do my maths assignment so i took one smart boys book. We hav the same initials so it was veeeeery easy to change the name. And our writings kind of look alike. I rode okada fot half of the day nd i was embarrassed on assembly. This was primary school sha.

understatement:
After exams,my school still wouldn't allow us to go out and play games so boys dey jump fence wella

Meanwhile our school is very close to the main road...so on dis day,as we jump fence land for ground gbam! na in front of our teacher okada!

Dat day I wished I was jet li and cld immediately do the backlip into the skul compound...4 wia..na so we jeje follow the man go serve punishment..

The most funny thing was dat,u know there were still peepz inside dat avnt climbed,dos of us already caught outside didn't say anyfin...na wen u jump u go know say yawa don gas...everybody just dey open mouth as in dey land for ground...

Hahahahahahahahahahaha, u don make me laugh sote people dey see me like mad man.

Went to d school nearest river during school hours to catch fish.,,I av to remove everytin am puttin on nt to get dirty and hung it sumwhere i cant see directly frm where i was catchin fishes,, Afta i was tru catchin d fishes,,I went to d place where i hung my cloth to tidy up buh unfortunatelly, i couldn't find it,,i went up n down searchin buh all effort proved abortive,,,I dnt knw one of our corp member at school den was d one dat took it,,,sum moment later,,a guy appeared n told me dat he saw my cloth wit d group of corps at the school gate,,I was scared to dealth buh d guy persuaded me to summon courage n go to plead dem,,I did accordinlly buh was bitterlly beaten by the corps den,,i was later reported to the school n d school told me to come wit ma parent d next day....To cut it short,,we later settled it buh i av to withstand d unbearable pain of floggin both at home and at the school assembly....It is very funny rememberin this

I popped champagne after finishing waec.
the saddest thing abt it ws dat is ws a missionary schl, and a mosque ws in d schl vicinity, wch led 2 d whole compound 2 b smelling dat of alcohol, naeva went to d sxhl again ma waec result and testimonia r all with d schl. I had 2 write anoda waec in anoda schl... :oI popped champagne after finishing waec.
the saddest thing abt it ws dat is ws a missionary schl, and a mosque ws in d schl vicinity, wch led 2 d whole compound 2 b smelling dat of alcohol, naeva went to d sxhl again ma waec result and testimonia r all with d schl. I had 2 write anoda waec in anoda schl...

Nicepessie:
I was in one of d most notorious secondary school then (fgc)

@ my ss1 i discovered and created a bamboo joint inside bush,Whr u talk ur gf deir alone wit ur wrapper Or blanket to do Wat WE see on movies,it was their I saw it deir for d 1st tym.

After my discovery all under bamboo tree was own by people who clear,d owner,
Infact most tyms I use to pray for bell to ring So Dat Ppl will go for food,while I sneak into bamboo to see live biology,

I got used to it.Till one day blood spill over d gels body, Cuz of numerous attempt.I was caught,Cuz d gel CULD Nt hid d pain.was tken to clinic.as per gels,u knw dem and fear,she mention my full Nam n d joint.

I was brought out of assembly ground,flog and accused of immorality.suspended for a week.went homE and tell popsi mid term break.

Infact the school was So bad WE slept wit female corpers.

Thiz is a school Dat u cn hang a junior student on fan n flog,pouring water!

this is a school that if ur to enter ss1 from js3,u will b stripped naked,all of u will run down and open field naked, den u will push into a pit toilet Whr senior student poo on d floor,10 student will b push into a small square meter toilet wit poo all over d ground.forced in and lock,for 5mins.
open u go out sweating Nxt batch enter.

A skool that d principal enter mail hostel wit gun @ nite
A skool Dat all hostel lite is destroyed by senior student.u cn only u touchlite
A skool Dat principal xcape death,Cuz bunk was thrown towards in,while He was climbing up,imagine u hearing sound of bunk rolling down d stair case towards u,u see No1 Cuz WE Dnt use lite xcept touch,
Infact I Hv So much to say

Hardknocks

That really crack me up

Well as for me I burnt the whole ionia school field just because I was running from mathematics class in jss2, its a manual labour day for other high classes and it was hammathan period and I told them why are you people cutting dry grasses instead burning it only God know how I have matchbox in my pocket like play I ignite a small portion and that's how the inferno started, within seconds the whole field had been engulfed with fire every attempt I tried to extinguish the fire extend it the more, and the funniest thing is that NUT is having their meeting in my school and all the teachers were blessing me with at least five strokes, the people am trying to help were the ones backing me to balance the cane, chai I almost died that day and the funniest thing is that I didn't cry throughout the onslought.

StevDesmond:
Defecating from the top of a fence positiong my little ass towards the other side of the fence which is/was bushy

just wondering how your facial look will be while doing that

I was a distributor of bf baq then in schl

In ss3, during inter house sports competition we finished marching and we were standing under this scorching sun for chairman to give his opening speech. This man forgot that we are humans and kept talking plenty, I couldn't bear it again. I just fell down in pretence and students raised alarm that was when they discharged us and some boys carried me. Immediately we entered classroom and they put me downI started laughing