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Guys Only by Funkychic(f): 2:10pm On Feb 23, 2015
Guys, be honest here please...
What would you do when you want to get laid of your girlfriend or "a flirt" and you found out that she was wearing Nyash (artificial buttock)
Re: Guys Only by Tallesty1(m): 2:12pm On Feb 23, 2015
Get my grandfather's cane and flog the hell out of her flat butt

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Re: Guys Only by Cutehector(m): 2:14pm On Feb 23, 2015
Remove it and giv her d fifty shades of grey bleep.
Re: Guys Only by Nobody: 2:15pm On Feb 23, 2015
Tallesty1:
Get my grandfather's cane and flog the hell out of her flat butt




Hahaha... rule 1, don't beat a woman.
Re: Guys Only by sinaj(f): 2:15pm On Feb 23, 2015
if m d one i will ...
I reserve my comment for d guyz sha wink
Re: Guys Only by Enegod(m): 2:15pm On Feb 23, 2015
lol
Re: Guys Only by Cutehector(m): 2:17pm On Feb 23, 2015
sinaj:
if m d one i will ...
I reserve my comment for d guyz sha wink
lol just pretend u hav a joystick. Now tel us wat u'd do
Re: Guys Only by Funkychic(f): 2:19pm On Feb 23, 2015
Tallesty1:
Get my grandfather's cane and flog the hell out of her flat butt

Say wetin happen nah? no be u she wan please ni? cos I bet u won't hesitate to go for those dat have it abundantly.. #Hehehehehe
Re: Guys Only by Tallesty1(m): 2:26pm On Feb 23, 2015
Funkychic:


Say wetin happen nah? no be u she wan please ni? cos I bet u won't hesitate to go for those dat have it abundantly.. #Hehehehehe
I am not a fan of big butt
Re: Guys Only by Tallesty1(m): 2:27pm On Feb 23, 2015
brito:





Hahaha... rule 1, don't beat a woman.
Well, the swelling up will save her the trouble of wearing butt pads.
Re: Guys Only by sinaj(f): 2:36pm On Feb 23, 2015
Cutehector:
lol just pretend u hav a joystick. Now tel us wat u'd do
avnt u heard dat curiosity kills d cat...i hate pretence nd i cnt evn imagine myself avin a dick...weirrrd!!...d op made it clear dat diz thread iz jux for guyz...

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Re: Guys Only by xynerise: 2:37pm On Feb 23, 2015
I will pretend I didn't notice but will still go ahead with the assignment and that will be the last assignment I will solve for her.
Re: Guys Only by Cutehector(m): 2:38pm On Feb 23, 2015
sinaj:
avnt u heard dat curiosity kills d cat...i hate pretend nd i cnt evn imagine myself avin a dick...weirrrd!!
I thought cats have nine lives
Re: Guys Only by Maamin(m): 2:46pm On Feb 23, 2015
Girls been lying with butt pad since 1215 B.C just to get laid.




















But is allowed anyway grin
Re: Guys Only by odeku457(m): 2:51pm On Feb 23, 2015
It depend on level of Konji that time....

AND IF E CATCH ME NA LIKE THA PIC BELOW I GO FACE HAM DOWN COME WIRE HAM ....

I fit no call ham again after I chop the Honey
grin grin grin

Cos she fvvvuck up wiff d FAKE Yarnsh tin.

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Re: Guys Only by Funkychic(f): 3:00pm On Feb 23, 2015
Maamin:
Girls been lying with butt pad since 1215 B.C just to get laid.





















But is allowed anyway grin

for once bro, admit dat guys equally lie like say tomorrow no dey!
Re: Guys Only by alberto2k(m): 3:45pm On Feb 23, 2015
Tallesty1:
Get my grandfather's cane and flog the hell out of her flat butt
Oga tally you wickedt o grin
Re: Guys Only by alberto2k(m): 3:48pm On Feb 23, 2015
My abuna go lose morale and I go pursue her go her fada house angry
Re: Guys Only by Nobody: 3:49pm On Feb 23, 2015
My dic.k wey don rise b4 go 1st go down..... And i will jez be looking her eyeball to eyeball without saying anything.
Re: Guys Only by Cutehector(m): 3:49pm On Feb 23, 2015
Whch kyn pikchure be dat. Wat am I sawing?
Re: Guys Only by Maamin(m): 5:01pm On Feb 23, 2015
Funkychic:


for once bro, admit dat guys equally lie like say tomorrow no dey!

Hian!...guys dont do the materialistic lies like push-up bras #checked, butt pads #checked, lipsticks #checked, eyeshadows #checked, foundations, nail polish, eyeleads, high heels, silicon boobs, brazilian hairs or extensions#All checked!...need I say more ? grin grin





Guys in the house can I get an Amen! cheesy
Re: Guys Only by Nobody: 5:12pm On Feb 23, 2015
if I told her I love her to get her to bed then I guess we even... undecided
Re: Guys Only by MrCork: 5:22pm On Feb 23, 2015
Funkychic:
Guys, be honest here please...
What would you do when you want to get laid of your girlfriend or "a flirt" and you found out that she was wearing Nyash (artificial buttock)

angry
Re: Guys Only by Nobody: 5:26pm On Feb 23, 2015
Re: Guys Only by Funkychic(f): 5:29pm On Feb 23, 2015
Maamin:


Hian!...guys dont do the materialistic lies like push-up bras #checked, butt pads #checked, lipsticks #checked, eyeshadows #checked, foundations, nail polish, eyeleads, high heels, silicon boobs, brazilian hairs or extensions#All checked!...need I say more ? grin grin





Guys in the house can I get an Amen! cheesy

bro forget all these....after all its done sometimes to please d guys. but believe me....lie na lie no matter how it was lied, if u doubt me.....then wait till d judgement day to confirm it.
Re: Guys Only by Nobody: 5:31pm On Feb 23, 2015
Tallesty1:
Get my grandfather's cane and flog the hell out of her flat butt
Serves you right then. All you wanted was the butt right?
undecided
Re: Guys Only by Funkychic(f): 5:38pm On Feb 23, 2015
xynerise:
I will pretend I didn't notice but will still go ahead with the assignment and that will be the last assignment I will solve for her.

Hehehehe.....ka'm nukwa! assignment ko assignment ni
Re: Guys Only by MrCork: 5:39pm On Feb 23, 2015
mirenda:
angry


...you fine? undecided
Re: Guys Only by StPete: 5:53pm On Feb 23, 2015
I’ve actually fvvcked a girl who was wearing butt pad, but as per se conji na bastard, I didn’t realize she had taken the pad off until I have let off my steam
Re: Guys Only by Maamin(m): 6:22pm On Feb 23, 2015
Funkychic:


bro forget all these....after all its done sometimes to please d guys. but believe me....lie na lie no matter how it was lied, if u doubt me.....then wait till d judgement day to confirm it.

'Please us' ke!..how is making us anticipate for the real thing only for us to find out they were all fake boobs and butt?

That means if judgement day come..dem go call 15 girls to 1 boy for lie matter na! tongue
Re: Guys Only by Tallesty1(m): 6:34pm On Feb 23, 2015
Nah
mirenda:

Serves you right then. All you wanted was the butt right?
undecided
I no fancy big nyash.
Re: Guys Only by Tallesty1(m): 6:35pm On Feb 23, 2015
alberto2k:

Oga tally you wickedt o grin
cheesycheesycheesycheesy

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