After scoring two goals against Joe Hart of Man city, in Barça's 2 1 away win, this is what the BBC headlined

"SUARES is HART-LESS"
followers of the champions league will dig that better

while others where TWITTING at him, his FACE was glued to his BOOK as he doesn't want to miss any details of what he was reading...

Im heartbroken...his words are FULL of EMPTY promises!




BTW... I luv ur PUNs @Blackeard ... sweet!

*modifying sth i posted earlier*


The WAY I get HIGH these days, I should avoid the HIGHWAYS..

Creamish:
Im heartbroken...his words are FULL of EMPTY promises!




BTW... I luv ur PUNs @Blackeard ... sweet!

*bows* Thanks hun

If your Girlfriend wants to Learn how to drive...don't Stand in her way.

Nice thread here, it's sew interesting.

Do I have to read all the puns from the begining? That would be PUNishment!

Creamish:
*modifying sth i posted earlier*


The WAY I get HIGH these days, I should avoid the HIGHWAYS..

You should come to the rap battle section.

You will be a good rapper

lagunna1:


You should come to the rap battle section.

You will be a good rapper

Hahahaha...I wish I was dat good. I snoop around that section just to read some dope lines and I'm always impressed.... But I guess I can only b a guest there. I b learner where Una de o!

gettin ready for court thats what i call a lawsuit

living large like am OBESE

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Mercy johnson please have mercy on his johnson

the way i drink tea these days i feel like i'm part of the alphabet.

i won't be as fat as albert even if i swallow my pride.

... Still thinking

Tuminibody:
I told her i wanted to rap, i began to tap, she gave me a slap cos she thought twas a gift to be wrapped n now I'm trapped cos she snaps at me.

Jesus! What is this?

Blackeard:
Jesus! What is this?

*scratches head * jus trying my luck guess it was a bad try

Tuminibody:


*scratches head * jus trying my luck guess it was a bad try

Lol no it wasn't that bad. Just keep trying, you'll soon get the hang of it.

Blackeard:
Lol no it wasn't that bad. Just keep trying, you'll soon get the hang of it.

thanks I'll do d needful

The UN needed to BANK on a Secretary General who is OUT OF THIS WORLD, they found it IN MOON...

a quick reminder, the UN SG is Ban Ki Moon..

Listening to this unknown radio fm station for over 5days but the rap music they played everytime assured me it wasn't cool fm

nwadiuko1:
Mercy johnson please have mercy on his johnson

- kilokeys 2015

Nmeri17:
- kilokeys 2015

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thanks jare.. lawa o.. pple sha

DAMASCUS is a wonderful actress. What a STELLA performance!

Every December 25th, I take a mouth full of my ONION, PEPPER, GARLIC and GINGER flavoured PEPPER-SOUP and say, "MERRY XMAS". That's what I call SEASONed GREETINGS.

If you don't get my Harry potter references, then something is Siriusly Ron with you.

My mum got cakes, candies, sweets and cookies. I don't want to die of beaties.

Just went through some porns on this thread. You guys sure know how to play upon words.

I swear, I don't Need Beer to get my Bearings