I'm going to ROAM with love

Hey! Did y'all abandon this thread?

Blackeard, the great...may be we should revive it...whatya say?

i'm not a FACEBOOK STATUS, u don't have to LIKE me

Lol we definitely should Sir

Eke40seven:
Blackeard, the great...may be we should revive it...whatya say?

Educated people are way hotter because they have more degrees.

Those who take a lot of Selfies are only trying to save face.

Gynaecologists are enjoined to be homely with patients, I still wonder why they don't say "AT YOUR CERVIX, ma'am"

I know my puns are great unlike some PUN-ishments some folks post
No offence hommies and hommettes *just keeping the thread alive*

If your TIME never CUM, F.U.CK the CLOCK

King of pun is back

illicit:
If your TIME never CUM, F.U.CK the CLOCK

nice one

Blackeard:
Those who take a lot of Selfies are only trying to save face.

nice one

Just like a list of travellers, everybody wants their Dream to Manifest

firstEVA:
nice one

Thanks dear, Now let me ask u a bloody question, are u a vampire?

illicit:

Thanks dear, Now let me ask u a bloody question, are u a vampire?

not exactly

Mobilebookshelf short story competition
*
The story titled 'Betrayed by my body' by Peju Amadi (REPOGIRL).
Its a short ero'tic tale about a married couple whose jawdropping secrets from each other are suddenly unravelled.....its really sex'ual oooo so reader's discretion adviced but I know
many bad reader's here will be thrilled, lol.
Pls read here http://mobilebookshelf.com/betrayed-by-my-body/
And then Vote here http://mobilebookshelf.com/poll/
you will first need to fill a form and like their facebook page at the bottom. Its an easy process, phone number isnt mandatory though.
Lets do this for Peju Amadi (REPOGIRL), guys....thanks as
you comply.

Hello! A certain short story competition is ongoing and one of our best writer in NL is participating; the winner will be determined by votes. Kindly show your love by voting for his short story. Thank you and may God bless you as you do so. * Vote "An Ace for Oscar" by Larry Sun in the link below: www.mobilebookshelf.com/poll/ * You can read the short story (An Ace for Oscar by Larry Sun) below: www.mobilebookshelf.com/an-ace-for-oscar- by-larry-sun/ * Remember to tell others to vote, too. May God bless your efforts. Thank you so much.

Hello! A certain short story competition is ongoing and one of our best writer in NL is participating; the winner will be determined by votes. Kindly show your love by voting for his short story. Thank you and may God bless you as you do so. * Vote "An Ace for Oscar" by Larry Sun in the link below: www.mobilebookshelf.com/poll/ * You can read the short story (An Ace for Oscar by Larry Sun) below: www.mobilebookshelf.com/an-ace-for-oscar- by-larry-sun/ * Remember to tell others to vote, too. May God bless your efforts. Thank you so much.

firstEVA:
not exactly

Haa u fall my hand. I asked u with pun u shd reply with same lol

illicit:

Haa u fall my hand. I asked u with pun u shd reply with same lol

hahahaha, on a second look, I saw the pun bloody and vampire
U are good

firstEVA:
hahahaha, on a second look, I saw the pun bloody and vampire
U are good

Lol thanks for the compliment

lemme try ........
google is your friend you'll always need it....Multipurposed

mexiae:
lemme try ........
google is your friend you'll always need it....Multipurposed

I can't see the pun in that though.

@Blackbeard, these days people in trying to make PUN, SAY JOKES and call it WORDPLAY

It is hard to MAKE FUN out of living in the DESERT, it will always come out as a DRY JOKE.

Eke40seven:
I can't see the pun in that though.

@Blackbeard, these days people in trying to make PUN, SAY JOKES and call it WORDPLAY

Don't TREAT him like that, if we could all be PATIENT with him, his puns and this thread would probably GET BETTER faster

I had a "breathtaking" experience when he approached me wit his body odor..

Creamish:
I had a "breathtaking" experience when he approached me wit his body odor..

firstEVA:
nice one

*bows* thank you

Eke40seven:
I can't see the pun in that though.

@Blackbeard, these days people in trying to make PUN, SAY JOKES and call it WORDPLAY

as in I'm tired.

Hahahahaha

Robinhez, come and laugh with me oh!

These people are so hilarious,

Lemme drop a pun.

So she brought a camera to SHOOT me, but I was already GONE

WATER my SEA in HERE

the nuclear PLANT has begin to bear BETA FRUITS.

Mr CLAY I'm sorry, but you're FIRED.

Isn't it befitting that INTROvert should always be ftc?

We've developed a CUTTING EDGE KNIFE.



Ah . . . guys, rate me so I can learn from my mistakes.

Cc eke40seven Blackeard.