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"Forming Be Gone" - A Write Up By A Conscious Nigerian by GIYAZZ(m): 9:52pm On Mar 06, 2015 |
So i just disembarked from a WIW (Willie Is Working) public transportation bus that's going to Unizik round about Awka. Went into a fastfood store to grab an eggroll and a bottle of sprite to refresh my tired system. As i was gently wackin my nice appetizer, my eyes caught this beautiful lady. She was nicely built, fair and tall, about 6'2 or so. Her figure was as curved as that numerical number 8. Looking at the way she is dressed, one would be fully convinced that she's a student. More convincing, a student of the famous Nnamdi Azikiwe university. While i was still fantasizing... BOOM! Here comes this broad beardy guy not far behind. The guy looked so sturdy and mean, i started thinking "maybe its her boyfrend?" or maybe her bodyguard, while i was still trying to contrast, they both got a table and sat next to each other, almost cuddling, Now am fully convinced thats her boyfrend. Meanwhile, their table was like 2meters behind mine, so i could grasp every sound they make. Me on the other hand was watching the replay of the Man-Utd & New Castle match while sippin the 50cl bottle of sprite slowly so as to not finish it before the match would be over. The couple behind was busy doing alot of things, while alot of mouth watering dishes were on their table. I kept wishing i was Hiro Nakamura so i would freeze everything and then eat the meal, damn it was alot there. While some random thoughts was running through my head, then pause... "Fred stop please, told you i DISHATE that thing, pls stop." This was the next thing i heard, then i was ashamed. English is not by force, even God knows it's not our mother tongue. You are Igbo and he is Igbo, why speak english for him when you know you are not good at it and he can fully fathom Igbo language. I want to now use this medium and tell you, if you are Igbo and can understand & speak igbo fluently, and i happen to get your number and give you a call, please don't speak english for me. And this also goes out to you if you are plannin to call me. #Peace SOURCE: Henry Morris Follow me on Twitter: @RealGiyaz Phone No: 991 |
Re: "Forming Be Gone" - A Write Up By A Conscious Nigerian by Nobody: 10:00pm On Mar 06, 2015 |
what is dishate and what if the girl is not igbo and she can't speak English |
Re: "Forming Be Gone" - A Write Up By A Conscious Nigerian by Princecalm(m): 10:02pm On Mar 06, 2015 |
So why bringing everything down to following you on twitter? |
Re: "Forming Be Gone" - A Write Up By A Conscious Nigerian by GIYAZZ(m): 10:03pm On Mar 06, 2015 |
Princecalm:Prince, calm. |
Re: "Forming Be Gone" - A Write Up By A Conscious Nigerian by GIYAZZ(m): 10:04pm On Mar 06, 2015 |
jemimaa01:Madam, I think this goes/generates to every tribe out there. |
Re: "Forming Be Gone" - A Write Up By A Conscious Nigerian by mkpakanaodogwu(m): 10:07pm On Mar 06, 2015 |
Which one is DISHATE again? |
Re: "Forming Be Gone" - A Write Up By A Conscious Nigerian by Princecalm(m): 10:15pm On Mar 06, 2015 |
GIYAZZ:yes, any problem? |
Re: "Forming Be Gone" - A Write Up By A Conscious Nigerian by akinsadeez(m): 10:18pm On Mar 06, 2015 |
so what exactly are we to do with your phone number? |
Re: "Forming Be Gone" - A Write Up By A Conscious Nigerian by GIYAZZ(m): 10:19pm On Mar 06, 2015 |
Princecalm:It's a Nameplay - Wordplay - Pun Your name is "Princecalm." And you kinda came up "heated" on me with your first post here, hence the pun/Nameplay -Prince, Calm. (Prince, calm down) |
Re: "Forming Be Gone" - A Write Up By A Conscious Nigerian by chidekings(m): 10:22pm On Mar 06, 2015 |
GIYAZZ: are u having problems with ur social life? Why bring this here? Why must we follow u on twitter? |
Re: "Forming Be Gone" - A Write Up By A Conscious Nigerian by GIYAZZ(m): 10:23pm On Mar 06, 2015 |
akinsadeez:Sir, I think G'IYAZ left that number there so he'd do justice to his closer: "I want to now use this medium and tell you, if you are Igbo and can understand & speak igbo fluently, and i happen to get your number and give you a call, please don't speak english for me. And this also goes out to you if you are plannin to call me." 1 Like |
Re: "Forming Be Gone" - A Write Up By A Conscious Nigerian by Princecalm(m): 10:28pm On Mar 06, 2015 |
GIYAZZ:i hear you. |
Re: "Forming Be Gone" - A Write Up By A Conscious Nigerian by GIYAZZ(m): 10:33pm On Mar 06, 2015 |
chidekings:1. No sir 2. Cause I thought Nairaland is a cool forum with enough publicity to spread this message around Nigeria. 3. Twitter is an online social networking service that enables users to send and read. . . . |
Re: "Forming Be Gone" - A Write Up By A Conscious Nigerian by ChurchillStorm: 10:55pm On Mar 06, 2015 |
You people should see the kind of person Giyaz really is, click this link and see how he stole this write up from someone https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=1418126965153855&id=100008696943979&refid=7&_ft_=qid.6123237001319154190%3Amf_story_key.-7186783690756585763 |
Re: "Forming Be Gone" - A Write Up By A Conscious Nigerian by MztaIkp(m): 10:33am On Mar 22, 2015 |
#Stolen
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