The Lord is your strength

Merlissa:
Put it in Prayer....

1)get a gun and rob your fucking bank!


2)make plans to kidnap the president elect


3)like Db.Cooper, goan and hijack a plane.



dude seriously, its really not feasible....


its just an euphemism to tell you that you would be sacked at the end of June.


but then again, you never know.

inside prayer abi

Merlissa:
Put it in Prayer....

;Dnah sugar mama fit do am ooh ;Dnah sugar mama fit do am ooh

Hmmmm...that's why I luv that book
"Rich dad Poor dad"


Goodluck on ur search

Start applying for a new job.

NICE ONE

Rich Dad Poor Dad I suppose

U2ice:
Hmmmm...that's why I luv that book
"Rice dad Poor dad"


Goodluck on ur search

Sijo01:
Bro, go look for sugar mama

Are you not a sugar mummy?
Or are you young?

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It is apparent that your bank is telling you indirectly either 1). Quit OR .2) Hijack a bullion van.
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40manlappy:
Dear Nairalanders,

I work with one of the commercial banks in the country. There is a directive from top management in my bank that officers of my grade have to mobilize a fresh deposit of N500M before the end of June 2015.

I would appreciate assistance from all quarters because I have not gotten another job yet and funds mobilization has been very tough this year.

Useful and fruitful leads, contacts etc. would be greatly appreciated.

My bank can give up to 12% pa on a deposit of N250M and 13% pa on N500M if placed as fixed deposit for a period of 90 days.

Mods and Supermods, please help me move this to front page so that I can get the required assistance. God bless you in advance.

@40manlappy, I will tell you something you will not like initially, but in the long run will be good for you.
THE EFFORT you will put to get this N500m for another man's business, if you will put that effort in your own idea, you would be faaaar better off. The Management of your bank is a TASK MASTER. You must labour for the task master,because the TASK MASTER has taken the courage of starting a business that you are now employed in.
From your request it is obvious that banking/selling /chasing deposit is not your passion, else you would have found a way out.
Go for jobs in your line of passion or create business ideas in the line of your passion.
NEVER despise the days of little beginnings!!!!. I wish you God Speed!!!

Borrow N500 million from the bank and deposit back.
Case closed.
Just kidding o.

missKiffy:
The Lord is your strength

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Do not put the Lord your God to temptation.

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40manlappy:
Dear Nairalanders,

I work with one of the commercial banks in the country. There is a directive from top management in my bank that officers of my grade have to mobilize a fresh deposit of N500M before the end of June 2015.

I would appreciate assistance from all quarters because I have not gotten another job yet and funds mobilization has been very tough this year.

Useful and fruitful leads, contacts etc. would be greatly appreciated.

My bank can give up to 12% pa on a deposit of N250M and 13% pa on N500M if placed as fixed deposit for a period of 90 days.

Mods and Supermods, please help me move this to front page so that I can get the required assistance. God bless you in advance.

Simple.
Tell them to provide you funds for,
1: Olugboun
2: Mayeun.
3: Ak 47 or SMG's
4: bullet proof vests
5: armour tank
6: bow and arrows
7: helmet.

You will then thereafter do the needful.

through hard work and God

This one is strong.

Merlissa:
Put it in Prayer....

Who be this na?

U2ice:
Hmmmm...that's why I luv that book
"Rice dad Poor dad"


Goodluck on ur search

You can say that again

40manlappy:
Dear Nairalanders,

I work with one of the commercial banks in the country. There is a directive from top management in my bank that officers of my grade have to mobilize a fresh deposit of N500M before the end of June 2015.

I would appreciate assistance from all quarters because I have not gotten another job yet and funds mobilization has been very tough this year.

Useful and fruitful leads, contacts etc. would be greatly appreciated.

My bank can give up to 12% pa on a deposit of N250M and 13% pa on N500M if placed as fixed deposit for a period of 90 days.

Mods and Supermods, please help me move this to front page so that I can get the required assistance. God bless you in advance.

For your bank to ask you for N500m target, u must be a high ranked officer and as such your salary is very very attractive and huge, only if u could think outside the box,u ve experience on cash managment and policies, I bet u also have savings, u also have good contacts as to past depositors who are very rich, oga just go enterprenure, look for somewere to invest.



Please how much is 19% of N500m for three months(when serving as a loan), bros that amount can pay your 1yr salary with change


With such experience and cash, bros, no fvucking modafuvcker can order me around as a pupet.


People beg for 500k so as to make their life a better choice, u must have upto 2M in your account,only if u can think outside d boss, then u can be your own boss.

When I was an undergraduate I used to think banking job were fantastic u know the way u see them suit up,But now I know that all that glitters is not gold.i lent over the years to appreciate want God has done for me after finding out other peoples condition

pofolo:


Simple.
Tell them to provide you funds for,
1: Olugboun
2: Mayeun.
3: Ak 47 or SMG's
4: bullet proof vests
5: armour tank
6: bow and arrows
7: helmet.

You will then thereafter do the needful.

Laugh wan scatter my belle
Na only you pass this test are.

Billyonaire:


Sorry to hear about the decision of your bank to fire more staff on the premise of reset target goals. If our banks can actually entice depositors with good interest rate, they would not have need to go on these recurring rat race.

One would have loved to really help but I realized bank traded treasury bills with my funds on 44 days tenure while giving little or nothing as interest and using COT charges to take back what ever interest they gave. They are offering 13% on over 500M pa for 90 days, but treasury bill at this moment guarantees at least 17% in 44 days of the 90 days and I am sure the bank wants to use the funds to trade TB which is the reason that want it fixed. I am sorry my brother, these trends get us all worried. You might wanna keep your mind in the non-banking sectors with time as banking job gives one no time for enterprise mindset.

are you really a billionaire?

If you could find a way that would enable non-domiciled Nigerians to easily deposit funds into a bank account.

And you would assist with creating new accounts then you could meet your target.

Many overseas Nigerians are sick of the tax laws abroad.

Banking jobs is as not as attractive as it used to be. A lot of people just work for a short time to raise funds so that they can start their own business.

look for dormant accounts with a high transaction history and track down the owner and talk to them, take bank souvenirs too.

I hope the op knows that his boss and supervisors may see this.

Billyonaire:


Sorry to hear about the decision of your bank to fire more staff on the premise of reset target goals. If our banks can actually entice depositors with good interest rate, they would not have need to go on these recurring rat race.

One would have loved to really help but I realized bank traded treasury bills with my funds on 44 days tenure while giving little or nothing as interest and using COT charges to take back what ever interest they gave. They are offering 13% on over 500M pa for 90 days, but treasury bill at this moment guarantees at least 17% in 44 days of the 90 days and I am sure the bank wants to use the funds to trade TB which is the reason that want it fixed. I am sorry my brother, these trends get us all worried. You might wanna keep your mind in the non-banking sectors with time as banking job gives one no time for enterprise mindset.

abeg which bank is offering 13% on TB. The last TB a bank bought on my behalf was at 9.9%

U2ice:
Hmmmm...that's why I luv that book "Rice dad Poor dad"

Goodluck on ur search

rich dad poor dad

richidinho:


Are you not a sugar mummy?
Or are you young?

Are you by chance the op?

Resign and go into agriculture

U will make cool money