Ladies, I apologize in advance for this...this is not a lady bashing thread, just trying to have fun .

That said, guys, allow me to introduce you to the strangest species on earth....The Female. Read and learn.

Underneath are their very funny....but sometimes annoying attitudes.

Leggo!

1. Whenever a girl sees a very pretty fellow girl, she makes a sub-conscious check of herself. "Is my eye-brow arch more sophisticated than hers?". "Hope my lip-stick never fade oh!". "This my hair sef don old, see as her own new"..... They usually end this self-scrutiny with the conclusion that they are far better than the girl.

2. A guy tells her she is beautiful and the next thing that comes to mind is, "He likes me".

3. She hates it when you drool over Rihanna but expects you to smile when she tells you that Trey songz has the sexiest lips ever.

4. She feels offended if you don't notice her new hair but fails to notice that you are on a different hair-cut (well unless its an afro).

5. She asks if her outfit is fine, not to really know if it is, but to be told she looks like a goddess. Do you doubt this? When next she asks this, tell her its ugly and see what am talking about.

6. She does nothing at home but turns to a humble maid whenever she visits her guy. (Well, not all girls).

7. She keeps you waiting for 3 hours and believes that a simple, "I am sorry", covers it up. But blows up like a grenade when you are 15minutes late.

8. She expects you to drool over her new dp but doesn't notice that you have changed yours five times that week.

9. You take her out on a date and her friends tag along. She feels there's nothing wrong with that, "...I mean, my friends wanted to meet you and know you better". Now try tagging your own friends along on the next date.... Another conclusion comes to mind.

10. A typical girl will come in here and trash this thread...but then, girls will always be girls .

Do add yours guys!

***Modified***

Abeg if I type my mind, nah ba3 go dey waste. Situation of things calls for sharp sharp comments.

2,6 and 7 are so on point.

Make I add one.

11. They are extremely dirty and unkempt at home but quick to tell you how disorganised your room is. Yet they have dirty undies scattered all over their smelling rooms. SMH

make I book space.

Thread go sweet die

On point!

diddydiva:
make I book space.


Thread go sweet die

U never sleep?!

tosyne2much:
Twaci, you are right on track

Thanks dear

Twaci:
U never sleep?!

I never sleep jare

but wait a minute bae I don't do any of these things .

What am I ?

diddydiva:
make I book space.


Thread go sweet die

Are you guilty of any of the aforementioned annoying attitudes?

#1 is on point. I think every girl does that. It's one of our peculiarities.

and this too

diddydiva:

I never sleep jare


but wait a minute bae I don't do any of these things .


What am I ?

A diddydiva . That's why I adore u na!

Amuram:


Are you guilty of any of the aforementioned annoying attitudes?

I don't know

No. 4 tho

PHgirl:
#1 is on point. I think every girl does that. It's one of our peculiarities.

I did that today sef...in church

*taking notes *

Twaci is that all?

*chewing biro and going through the notes *

Guilty of number 4 , I get mad if you don't notice my new hair, but notice other things. chai!


11.) Checking other girls butt, and comparing theirs to that

Nice one Twaci!

Nneka123:
Guilty of number 4 , I get mad if you don't notice my new hair, but notice other things. chai!


11.) Checking other girls butt, and comparing theirs to that

Nice one Twaci!

Thanks dear . As for ur added point, I do that too

Twaci:
A diddydiva . That's why I adore u na!

seriously?


hmmmmmmm


lemme read again

JeffreyJamez:
*taking notes *

Twaci is that all?

*chewing biro and going through the notes *

Not really . But I'll give u 50 litres of fuel if u can add 3 more

Abeg where una see fuel take power this thread?

Twaci, I just remember I forgot to extend my compliment as regards the miss NL competition. Am proud of u.

Twaci:
Not really . But I'll give u 50 litres of fuel if u can add 3 more

*flings Biro and Note pad *

Wait.....

*narrows eyes at her *

Show me the fuel first

wristwatch:
Twaci, I just remember I forgot to extend my compliment as regards the miss NL competition. Am proud of u.

Thanks dear

Nneka123:
Guilty of number 4 , I get mad if you don't notice my new hair, but notice other things. chai!


11.) Checking other girls butt, and comparing theirs to that

Nice one Twaci!

Twaci:
Thanks dear . As for ur added point, I do that too

When Papa God was sharing yansh, una dey gossip.

JeffreyJamez:


*flings Biro and Note pad *

Wait.....

*narrows eyes at her *

Show me the fuel first

Thomas! U have 5 seconds .

Leave us alone biko

kinglekan:



When Papa God was sharing yansh, una dey gossip.

Olofofo....as if u get sef

[quote author=Nneka123 post=34066382]Guilty of number 4 , I get mad if you don't notice my new hair, but notice other things. chai!


11.) Checking other girls butt, and comparing theirs to that

Nice one Twaci!

[Nneka ehehe!]

wristwatch:
Twaci, I just remember I forgot to extend my compliment as regards the miss NL competition. Am proud of u.

Bros, so you also commend her as regards the contest ?


Twaci na wife material at PhD level

Twaci:
Thomas! U have 5 seconds .

Iya no dey open eye for me!!... the 3 reasons dey ground. Show me my fuel first!

tosyne2much:
Bros, so you also commend her as regards the contest ?


Twaci na wife material at PhD level

Hahahaha. Yes oo. Since u too be husband material at PHD level, make we merge una together na

Tosyne2much and Twaci... wow see combination. Double T's