diddydiva:

I never sleep jare


but wait a minute bae I don't do any of these things .


What am I ?

A bloody liar.

Sorry to disappoint you sweetheart but not all ladies are like that .

Hmmmmmm... I neva hear prsn talk say 11) they suspects u wen u dey see u wit a pretty girl bt tinks its cool wen dey are around oda cute guys! Abi dat 1 no follow??

The one that piss me off the most is number 9, if I were a guy, I would walk out the moment I sight u coming with friends or relatives. They think they re smart, behind the guy they call him names like maga or mumu. Funny thing is while they are playing smart, one of the friends they take along everytime they on a date with the guy, goes behind her to steal him away. Then she calls it betrayal, heartbreaking.

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1. Whenever a girl sees a very pretty fellow girl, she makes a sub-conscious check of herself. "Is my eye-brow arch more sophisticated than hers?". "Hope my lip-stick never fade oh!". "This my hair sef don old, see as her own new"..... They usually end this self-scrutiny with the conclusion that they are far better than the girl.

When I see a beautiful or well-dressed lady, I tell her what I like about her to her face. Do I feel jealous? Rarely, I know I am not Miss World AND I also know that I am not ugly and I am a good dresser. In case you havent noticed, men also feel intimidated when they see a better-looking man. Go figure

2. A guy tells her she is beautiful and the next thing that comes to mind is, "He likes me".

Of course, he likes me. You do not need a genius to figure that out. Does that mean he is going to ask you out? Absolutely No. If you are beautiful, you are beautiful. The guy is only restating a fact.

3. She hates it when you drool over Rihanna but expects you to smile when she tells you that Trey songz has the sexiest lips ever.

It would take a woman with inferiority complex to complain when her man drools over Rihanna. It does not mean he would leave you for her if he HD he chance. Love should not stop us from appreciating exceptional beauty when we see one.

4. She feels offended if you don't notice her new hair but fails to notice that you are on a different hair-cut (well unless its an afro).

It would take an insane, self absolved fool not to notice the slightest change in his/her partner.

5. She asks if her outfit is fine, not to really know if it is, but to be told she looks like a goddess. Do you doubt this? When next she asks this, tell her its ugly and see what am talking about.

I am not stupid neither I am petty. When I ask for an opinion, it is because I needed it. If it is ugly, tell me it is. What type of dummy would rather his gf/wife dress like a maid because he didn't want to hurt her

6. She does nothing at home but turns to a humble maid whenever she visits her guy. (Well, not all girls).

Not me.

7. She keeps you waiting for 3 hours and believes that a simple, "I am sorry", covers it up. But blows up like a grenade when you are 15minutes late.

'I am sorry' is enough for me. I hate unnecessary repetitions, once or twice is good for me. I hate overflogging issues. There are many women out there who are also like me. Maybe if you improved your observational skill, you would notice that men are also the same.

8. She expects you to drool over her new dp but doesn't notice that you have changed yours five times that week.

I don't really appreciate compliments.
I believe in give and take. I will tell you that the picture looks great if infact it is. .>

9. You take her out on a date and her friends tag along. She feels there's nothing wrong with that, "...I mean, my friends wanted to meet you and know you better". Now try tagging your own friends along on the next date.... Another conclusion comes to mind.

Girls who do these deserve to be shot to death. #no offense#. Besides I hang out with reasonable people who would never suggest to come on a date with me.

And If my friends decide to tag along to my date. They better be ready to pay.

10. A typical girl will come in here and trash this thread...but then, girls will always be girls .

Yeah right, like guys don't trash other fellow guys
lists. What type of person would I be, If I failed to tell it as it is

Let me add my own.

My ex of blessed memory did this to me before I death -

She thinks you like someone? "She is not beautiful sef, you don't know when a girl is beautiful, what's beautiful about her"

This is the same person who I tell she is beautiful and she believes it and even blushes then goes around to say I don't have an eye for beautiful girls. Absolutely perfect.

Ant beautiful igbo girl here willing to trade the cost of her bride price for 25litres of petrol

Cc
Twaci

femi4:
I put it to you that you are guilty of no 7

Too bad, I don't do drama

[/color][color=#550000]OMG!!!!!!! ,no 1 got my attention......

Na wa ooh... Una don finish us here & am so speechless dat I don't even knw wat 2 say.. But seriously make we no lie ooh everything wey dem talk na 2ru

So damn true!

Twaci:
Ladies, I apologize in advance for this...this is not a lady bashing thread, just trying to have fun .

That said, guys, allow me to introduce you to the strangest species on earth....The Female. Read and learn.

Underneath are their very funny....but sometimes annoying attitudes.

Leggo!

1. Whenever a girl sees a very pretty fellow girl, she makes a sub-conscious check of herself. "Is my eye-brow arch more sophisticated than hers?". "Hope my lip-stick never fade oh!". "This my hair sef don old, see as her own new"..... They usually end this self-scrutiny with the conclusion that they are far better than the girl.

2. A guy tells her she is beautiful and the next thing that comes to mind is, "He likes me".

3. She hates it when you drool over Rihanna but expects you to smile when she tells you that Trey songz has the sexiest lips ever.

4. She feels offended if you don't notice her new hair but fails to notice that you are on a different hair-cut (well unless its an afro).

5. She asks if her outfit is fine, not to really know if it is, but to be told she looks like a goddess. Do you doubt this? When next she asks this, tell her its ugly and see what am talking about.

6. She does nothing at home but turns to a humble maid whenever she visits her guy. (Well, not all girls).

7. She keeps you waiting for 3 hours and believes that a simple, "I am sorry", covers it up. But blows up like a grenade when you are 15minutes late.

8. She expects you to drool over her new dp but doesn't notice that you have changed yours five times that week.

9. You take her out on a date and her friends tag along. She feels there's nothing wrong with that, "...I mean, my friends wanted to meet you and know you better". Now try tagging your own friends along on the next date.... Another conclusion comes to mind.

10. A typical girl will come in here and trash this thread...but then, girls will always be girls .

Do add yours guys!

In summary, girls r naturally selfish

let me add smtin OK, why some bytches luv sucking their boyfriends cork n lies to their girlfriends God 4bid I can't suck cork why why why

Macmilla:

I strongly disagree with your no. 11. This thread is not for women hating, just pointing their funny features. If your girlfriend is extremely dirty, mine is NOT, and most guys here will also disagree with you.

Were you trying to score cheap likes with your comment?

First off, I wasn't hating on women, just added my own opinion. Seems you live, eat and sleep in your gf's room. Mr ITK.

KingTom:
Lekan oooooooooooo chai chai chai my belle oooooooooo

Pele Dokita!! Nor laff too much ooo.

scachy:

I think u r lady with a difference, difference not because u r innocent of all d above mentioned feminine ways, but cos u actually know ur weakness n strength as a woman. I must add that U r a smart lady.

Thanks dear

FitnessNigeria:

You too like woman nyash.



As If I no like am too.

Thank God say u nor lie.

Nice piece.

kinglekan:



Were you trying to score cheap likes with your comment?

First off, I wasn't hating on women, just added my own opinion. Seems you live, eat and sleep in your gf's room. Mr ITK.

Silly.

Macmilla:
Silly.

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kinglekan:






Pele Dokita!! Nor laff too much ooo.

I don hear you sir, omo dem don off our Gen o, no diesel again chai so no more free office WI FI

what's the difference between girls/ladies and a one-year old.?
one has mammary glands and a visible behind.

KingTom:
I don hear you sir, omo dem don off our Gen o, no diesel again chai so no more free office WI FI

My fone sef don wan off!! I don start by sabbatical leave from NL. Una bye bye ooooo.

kinglekan:



My fone sef don wan off!! I don start by sabbatical leave from NL. Una bye bye ooooo.

Guy my beards don grow like Shekau I never shave since March, I go shave on May 29th

2dice:
oya take am.... Inside Job and Moses who suffer paaasss??

Guy na hin be say you no read your bible well,nobody for inside bible suffer reach job

Twaci:
Thanks dear

always looking forward for your write up, hope to see you Emerging winner in the next miss NL competition. Sky is your limit my lady..kiss! Kiss

KingTom:
Guy no call me here ooo , make this guy carry hin cross alone o, wristwatch na you alone oooo

Abi na meself don pick race, who wan die make dem no pour omi Obo for person head

stephenqueen:

Abi na meself don pick race, who wan die make dem no pour omi Obo for person head

Chai you be real weyrey oooooooooooo

KingTom:
Chai you be real weyrey oooooooooooo

No be me type amu oooooo