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Re: Help Pls See What I Do When My Mum Is Not At Home by uyosolo: 7:31pm On Jun 04, 2015
the need for more psychiatric hospitals...i cnt imagine d numba of crazy ppl,jst a little diff btw dem nd d mad men on d street.God save dis world,am d only normal human being left
Re: Help Pls See What I Do When My Mum Is Not At Home by tellwisdom: 7:39pm On Jun 04, 2015
misssclassy:


My God, this is so funny. grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

ROTFL.


Funny?? .....How?? angry

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Re: Help Pls See What I Do When My Mum Is Not At Home by D419(m): 7:44pm On Jun 04, 2015
When am home alone ..i mast.bate....it helps me relax..wit a gud dose of porn

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Re: Help Pls See What I Do When My Mum Is Not At Home by Nobody: 7:45pm On Jun 04, 2015
When my mum is not at home, I naked my self and pretend am ADAM.

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Re: Help Pls See What I Do When My Mum Is Not At Home by mayusguy(m): 7:46pm On Jun 04, 2015
Lol how old are you? grin grin
IbileArmy:
Sometimes when my Mom's not home, I like to go
to her garden and cover myself with dirt and
pretend I'm a carrot.
Re: Help Pls See What I Do When My Mum Is Not At Home by letsbet(m): 7:49pm On Jun 04, 2015
Vivly:
Sometimes when I'm home alone I put ice cubes in my mouth, blow the cold air on things and pretend I'm a refrigerator. Other times, I install a rope from my ceiling, hang on it, swivel, and pretend I'm a fan.
i really need u in my life right now. good-bye hot wheather!cheesy

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Re: Help Pls See What I Do When My Mum Is Not At Home by arisetayo(m): 7:54pm On Jun 04, 2015
@ Op pls at what age?did you graduate from their? or at the older age ,you are still doing that.
Re: Help Pls See What I Do When My Mum Is Not At Home by Feraz(m): 8:01pm On Jun 04, 2015
Sometimes when my mom is not at home, I tie my legs together, put it in the reservoir and pretend that I'm a mer(man)maid...

Missing SimonAndal for stuff like these...

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Re: Help Pls See What I Do When My Mum Is Not At Home by Nobody: 8:02pm On Jun 04, 2015
IbileArmy:
Sometimes when my Mom's not home, I like to go
to her garden and cover myself with dirt and
pretend I'm a carrot.


Nawa ooo!!! That's why I always advice people to stop smoking weed and Origin......

Tunnamania, Scentmarlc, Wristwatch, Orijin101 grin... Kingtom, Kinglekan..... U guys should change before you start behaving like this Op.....

I don talk my own ooo..... grin



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Re: Help Pls See What I Do When My Mum Is Not At Home by peeparty(m): 8:11pm On Jun 04, 2015
time for u to deactivate he is on fp
alberto2k:

If e make FP i go deactivate sef angry
Re: Help Pls See What I Do When My Mum Is Not At Home by Nobody: 8:16pm On Jun 04, 2015
adeh39:



Nawa ooo!!! That's why I always advice people to stop smoking weed and Origin......

Tunnamania, Scentmarlc, Wristwatch, Orijin101 grin... Kingtom, Kinglekan..... U guys should change before you start behaving like this Op.....

I don talk my own ooo..... grin



#Scent#
I dont smoke weed grin
Re: Help Pls See What I Do When My Mum Is Not At Home by francizy(m): 8:19pm On Jun 04, 2015
alberto2k:

If e make FP i go deactivate sef angry



Oya outsies.. Deactivate!
Re: Help Pls See What I Do When My Mum Is Not At Home by Nobody: 8:19pm On Jun 04, 2015
IbileArmy:
Sometimes when my Mom's not home, I like to go
to her garden and cover myself with dirt and
pretend I'm a carrot.
lol you're crazy grin
Re: Help Pls See What I Do When My Mum Is Not At Home by Nobody: 8:22pm On Jun 04, 2015
adeh39:



Nawa ooo!!! That's why I always advice people to stop smoking weed and Origin......

Tunnamania, Scentmarlc, Wristwatch, Orijin101 grin... Kingtom, Kinglekan..... U guys should change before you start behaving like this Op.....

I don talk my own ooo..... grin



#Scent#

Lol see pot calling kettle black tongue
Re: Help Pls See What I Do When My Mum Is Not At Home by JDhotral4: 8:24pm On Jun 04, 2015
when my mom not @ home, I like to masturbate heeeeeeeeehe
Re: Help Pls See What I Do When My Mum Is Not At Home by Nobody: 8:24pm On Jun 04, 2015
wristwatch:

Lol see pot calling kettle black tongue

Come on....listen to my words but don't look at my actions grin

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Re: Help Pls See What I Do When My Mum Is Not At Home by Cavenchy(m): 8:25pm On Jun 04, 2015
When I was younger and mum wasn't home, I used to run out of the house wriggling my fingers at little white birds asking them to make my fingers like theirs. They weren't good sport and didn't let me play with them. cry cry

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Re: Help Pls See What I Do When My Mum Is Not At Home by Nobody: 8:27pm On Jun 04, 2015
KingTom:

I said you're a weedstar!
grin grin
#marcl#


Me

No worry, we go meet for our joint nah..... Make I just see you smoke 1 wrap of weed like this.... na correct slap u go chop.

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Re: Help Pls See What I Do When My Mum Is Not At Home by Omotayor123(f): 8:27pm On Jun 04, 2015
IbileArmy:
Sometimes when my Mom's not home, I like to go
to her garden and cover myself with dirt and
pretend I'm a carrot.
At what Age?
Re: Help Pls See What I Do When My Mum Is Not At Home by Omotayor123(f): 8:29pm On Jun 04, 2015
alberto2k:
If e make FP i go deactivate sef angry
Now on FP.... Oya do the needful #
Re: Help Pls See What I Do When My Mum Is Not At Home by NobleG1(m): 8:29pm On Jun 04, 2015
Mast*urbate. grin
Re: Help Pls See What I Do When My Mum Is Not At Home by TalentManager: 8:31pm On Jun 04, 2015
me and my step brother use to break into mummy fellowships house and make tea and bread grin we go monitor her as she steps out, she hides her key inside her ganter. This is more than 2 decades ago now,, Pls im looking for this my step brother after him mama take am, dekunle im sure you remember this PM ME grin lol
Re: Help Pls See What I Do When My Mum Is Not At Home by Omotayor123(f): 8:32pm On Jun 04, 2015
Ishilove:
When my mum is not home, i sit on the roof of our house, flap my wings like an eagle and pretend i am Wonder Woman.
Lolzzz

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Re: Help Pls See What I Do When My Mum Is Not At Home by Omotayor123(f): 8:34pm On Jun 04, 2015
standd:
Sometimes when my mom's not at home, I enter the biggest pot, cover myself with Knorr, Ugwu leaves, dry fish, palm oil and salt and pretend I am Yam-Porridge


Cc: Ishilove, Obinoscopy, Farano, Seun undecided
U made me laugh Big tym grin grin grin

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