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5 Signs Your Boyfriend Is A Cultist by Excel Ajah by ajahexcel(m): 7:21pm On Jun 22, 2015
If there is an inscription on the faces of people we come across daily telling us who they are, then we will have less chances of making the wrong friends.

But Nature has denied us that capacity of reading people's personality by mere appearance.

This Post is written to mark out the non-obvious signs that your boyfriend is a cultist and you don't know it.

Quick to the Point:

1. He Has A Dominant Colour:

The Red, Yellow, Blue etc colors have been colonized by cultists. If your boyfriend is always in red, black, etc, not just trouser or shirt but dominantly red example Phone pack, wrist watch, Glasses, face-cap, etc.

2. He Doesn't go To Class But Always Move Out Toward Night:

Most Cultist don't go out during the day because of their fear of rival cultist and if they must go out in the day, they always do that in group. They prefer night movement because they perpetrate evil in the dark hours.

If he is fond of leaving the lodge often in the night only to return at odd hours, that is a sign pointing to cultism.

3. His Clique of Friends:

If your boyfriend has this clique of friends that are always together sharing same symbols unknown, colors of evil, mystery words etc, then you might have been with a cultist without knowing it.

4. He doesn't Want People To Know His Apartment:

Cultist are aware that they will always cause trouble that will make them become hunted. In taking precaution, they do not tell people their apartment. The obvious is that if people don't freely visit your boyfriend then, he might be a cultist.

5. Strange Tattoo:

Although one won't conclude that tattoo is a mark of cultism, but many campus guys who wear tattoo belong to one cult or another. Tattoos like spider, snake, scorpion, axe, cross, etc are pointers that the wearer might belong to a cult.

The above five points among many others tell you that your best friend belong to a cult.

Note: You don't draw conclusions based on just one of the above mentioned points, if the person exhibits at least 3 out of these and any other obvious ones then you can make your inferences.

Cultism kills, Many who have gone down six feet and some who are still alive wish they never joined.

Why consider it in the first place?

Written By AJAH EXCEL ANAYO


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Re: 5 Signs Your Boyfriend Is A Cultist by Excel Ajah by PapaNnamdi: 7:22pm On Jun 22, 2015
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*modified*
*wakes up from sleep scratching eyes*
*sees ftc position, rolls mat and stagers out of thread*

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Re: 5 Signs Your Boyfriend Is A Cultist by Excel Ajah by Valwezzy: 7:22pm On Jun 22, 2015
Nice post @Op
I wonder why they Join Cult in the first place when Real Niggas are busy Hustling to Make Money.

To you cultists, just know that you've reduced your life span the moment you joined them.

Bia, why did you occupy my Place @PapaNnamdi

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Re: 5 Signs Your Boyfriend Is A Cultist by Excel Ajah by demmy0325(m): 7:23pm On Jun 22, 2015
They wont hear undecided ... Its those cultists they do like...

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Re: 5 Signs Your Boyfriend Is A Cultist by Excel Ajah by rildwanullahi(m): 7:28pm On Jun 22, 2015
Okay
Re: 5 Signs Your Boyfriend Is A Cultist by Excel Ajah by Nobody: 7:29pm On Jun 22, 2015
grin

[size=14pt]they always act tough around people
They smokes weed and alcohol( usually d ones in small sachets)
They hates going to church
They hangs out with like minds in beer parlous or cultist groups
They will never dress responsibly e.g flying polo, rolling of shirt, face cap turned backward, sagging. e.t.c
They reserve long mustache like that of Osama bin laden, or shave their head like palm wine calabash
People smile at them but inwardly they dislike them.

grin[/size]

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Re: 5 Signs Your Boyfriend Is A Cultist by Excel Ajah by danaiks(m): 8:02pm On Jun 22, 2015
Op...I dy suspect u ooo cheesy

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Re: 5 Signs Your Boyfriend Is A Cultist by Excel Ajah by Kufie(m): 8:02pm On Jun 22, 2015
LOL! There's an element of truth in this anyways.

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Re: 5 Signs Your Boyfriend Is A Cultist by Excel Ajah by kazmanbanjoko(m): 8:02pm On Jun 22, 2015
Hmmmnnnn, badest guys ever liveth. Skul wo lo ti wa na, osu abi ife.

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Re: 5 Signs Your Boyfriend Is A Cultist by Excel Ajah by amanze15(m): 8:03pm On Jun 22, 2015
K angry
Re: 5 Signs Your Boyfriend Is A Cultist by Excel Ajah by toluleke(m): 8:03pm On Jun 22, 2015
See yeye!!! Pastor oya come see wetin I dey see ooooo...

Re: 5 Signs Your Boyfriend Is A Cultist by Excel Ajah by Nobody: 8:03pm On Jun 22, 2015
Taaaaaar! Shataap dia

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Re: 5 Signs Your Boyfriend Is A Cultist by Excel Ajah by agarawu23(m): 8:03pm On Jun 22, 2015
hmm
Re: 5 Signs Your Boyfriend Is A Cultist by Excel Ajah by Nobody: 8:03pm On Jun 22, 2015
He takes a particular brand of alcohol,like "Lord's dry Gin". He's a buccaneer..

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Re: 5 Signs Your Boyfriend Is A Cultist by Excel Ajah by Nobody: 8:04pm On Jun 22, 2015
That's for cultists and not for Germans.
It's a movement.

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Re: 5 Signs Your Boyfriend Is A Cultist by Excel Ajah by Ilekeh(f): 8:04pm On Jun 22, 2015
Why would you be dating someone that is unserious about his classes anyway?

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Re: 5 Signs Your Boyfriend Is A Cultist by Excel Ajah by datguru: 8:04pm On Jun 22, 2015
You mean those aro boys

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Re: 5 Signs Your Boyfriend Is A Cultist by Excel Ajah by Mister2: 8:04pm On Jun 22, 2015
I

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Re: 5 Signs Your Boyfriend Is A Cultist by Excel Ajah by Nobody: 8:05pm On Jun 22, 2015
And the way it fuckin concern you, please tell me. . .

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Re: 5 Signs Your Boyfriend Is A Cultist by Excel Ajah by lordhugo(m): 8:05pm On Jun 22, 2015
6. Dem they always talk some particular words/things like TINGO, EGEDE, FINEBOY, WIDA YOU, ABOBI, BUSH whenever in the company of some of their friends.

7. Some of them are foolish and some of them are wise.

8. if he drink Squadron na viking, if Lords gin- buccaneer , if eiye- chelsea, Aye's de drink anything including battery acid.




Just as the signboard in front of my old university reads,

"I AM HAPPY AND FREE BECAUSE I AM NOT A CULTIST" .

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Re: 5 Signs Your Boyfriend Is A Cultist by Excel Ajah by ebamma(m): 8:05pm On Jun 22, 2015
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Re: 5 Signs Your Boyfriend Is A Cultist by Excel Ajah by loomer: 8:05pm On Jun 22, 2015
Tah, make I hear, some people dey without any of this characteristics and dem be badest cultist

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Re: 5 Signs Your Boyfriend Is A Cultist by Excel Ajah by condralbede(m): 8:05pm On Jun 22, 2015
fowl....during my sch days I posses all dt u listed. will dt make me a cultist
Re: 5 Signs Your Boyfriend Is A Cultist by Excel Ajah by Precious80: 8:05pm On Jun 22, 2015
Why date a cultist huh
Re: 5 Signs Your Boyfriend Is A Cultist by Excel Ajah by Rilwayne001: 8:05pm On Jun 22, 2015
My former class rep used to wear yellow shirt often. Was/Is he cultist?

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Re: 5 Signs Your Boyfriend Is A Cultist by Excel Ajah by Aregs(m): 8:05pm On Jun 22, 2015
Op! Hmm I dey suspect you

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Re: 5 Signs Your Boyfriend Is A Cultist by Excel Ajah by Goldenheart(m): 8:05pm On Jun 22, 2015
Thank God for a cultism free school....
Re: 5 Signs Your Boyfriend Is A Cultist by Excel Ajah by gamaliel121(m): 8:06pm On Jun 22, 2015
True yarn!!!!
Cultism is bad!!
We should never get into it.
If u are already in, I pray God delivers you from that bondage cos I heard its very difficult to come out!!
God bless you all!!

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Re: 5 Signs Your Boyfriend Is A Cultist by Excel Ajah by Nobody: 8:06pm On Jun 22, 2015
Ok...I'm a cultist and I don't do any of the above. undecided

Op...get a life

And before anybody starts quoting me,kindly check what cultist/cult/cultism means in the dictionary.

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Re: 5 Signs Your Boyfriend Is A Cultist by Excel Ajah by Slimmos(m): 8:06pm On Jun 22, 2015
Shun cultism

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Re: 5 Signs Your Boyfriend Is A Cultist by Excel Ajah by idithlove(f): 8:06pm On Jun 22, 2015
Ohk

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