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Five Types Of Fathers Every Nigerian Child Grew Up With. by misspicy(f): 9:35am On Jun 23, 2015
[b]Some children grew up to know a father's love while some are not privileged to but one common factor we all share is that every child was fathered by a man whether natural or a transgender.
Below are 6types of fathers we are celebrating

1) THE LOVING FATHER
Some fathers show love to their kids too much,they can do anytyn for their kids.this does not mean other types of fathers do not love their kids but this set of fathers can spoil their children.they don't discipline their kids and will not allow anybody to train their children for them.

2)THE DISCIPLINARIAN
Many nigerian children have this type of fathers,they don't tolerate any act of indiscipline from their childrn,they don't spare the rod.their children will always pray that daddy should travel (na my papa be that)

3) THE TRAVELLER
This type of fathers are always on one journey or the other,most times this journey is for money making atleast pikin and their mama must chop.they don't have any tym for their children.

4)THE RELIGIOUS FATHER
Some fathers are very religious,this types of father are against anytyn that contradicts thier religion.they expect their children to be perfect any erring child will be dealt with. early morning and night devotion is compulsory,regular church or mosque going.

5)THE NONCHALANT FATHER
They don't care about their children's welfare,they don't provide for their kids or the family,they are the never around father.

The list is endless.add yours and tell us the type of father you have or had.
leggo.[/b]

cc Lalasticlala

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Re: Five Types Of Fathers Every Nigerian Child Grew Up With. by teewhydope(m): 9:37am On Jun 23, 2015
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Re: Five Types Of Fathers Every Nigerian Child Grew Up With. by Rosemary216(f): 9:38am On Jun 23, 2015
my dad z numba 1 nd 2 no doubt. plus, d always advicin dad- he will sit u down for hours givin u advice, especially the ones he has said before! most times i find myself finishing my dad's statements cause i hear dem always!

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Re: Five Types Of Fathers Every Nigerian Child Grew Up With. by angieberry(f): 9:40am On Jun 23, 2015
Combination of number 1 and 2
Re: Five Types Of Fathers Every Nigerian Child Grew Up With. by Wendy80(f): 10:00am On Jun 23, 2015
My Father was N01 and 2 in one person.
No1 to me cos I was the only daughter and No2 to my brothers. Omo my brothers fear that man growing up, they will always send me when they want something from him grin
Was worth it cos we all turned out Well and Miss Him greatly now sad
Re: Five Types Of Fathers Every Nigerian Child Grew Up With. by dddrexjr(m): 10:28am On Jun 23, 2015
Rosemary216:
my dad z numba 1 nd 2 no doubt. plus, d always advicin dad- he will sit u down for hours givin u advice, especially the ones he has said before! most times i find myself finishing my dad's statements cause i hear dem always!
ar yu my sister
yu just spoke ma mind
Re: Five Types Of Fathers Every Nigerian Child Grew Up With. by ladyju(f): 10:43am On Jun 23, 2015
Mine died when I was very young, so I can't say

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Re: Five Types Of Fathers Every Nigerian Child Grew Up With. by Rosemary216(f): 2:01pm On Jun 23, 2015
dddrexjr:

ar yu my sister
yu just spoke ma mind
lolxxxx... U must b my lost broda i hv bin searchin 4
Re: Five Types Of Fathers Every Nigerian Child Grew Up With. by Rosemary216(f): 2:02pm On Jun 23, 2015
ladyju:
Mine died when I was very young, so I can't say
oooopssss.... Sorry abt dat!
Re: Five Types Of Fathers Every Nigerian Child Grew Up With. by KanwuliaJara: 2:05pm On Jun 23, 2015
#1 & #2 ONLY! kiss

Where is #6? grin

THE PEDO-PHILE? lipsrsealed
Re: Five Types Of Fathers Every Nigerian Child Grew Up With. by KanwuliaJara: 2:05pm On Jun 23, 2015
#7 nko?

THE WOMANIZER! cheesy

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Re: Five Types Of Fathers Every Nigerian Child Grew Up With. by KanwuliaJara: 2:07pm On Jun 23, 2015
#8 sha!

THE WIFE AND CHILD BEATER! grin

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Re: Five Types Of Fathers Every Nigerian Child Grew Up With. by KanwuliaJara: 2:08pm On Jun 23, 2015
#9

THE BISEXUAL!!!!! grin

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Re: Five Types Of Fathers Every Nigerian Child Grew Up With. by SirShymexx: 2:41pm On Jun 23, 2015
KanwuliaJara:
#7 nko?

THE WOMANIZER! cheesy

Texas Orchard, don't hate the player conquering new territories - hate the game. grin
Re: Five Types Of Fathers Every Nigerian Child Grew Up With. by KanwuliaJara: 2:43pm On Jun 23, 2015
SirShymexx:


Texas Orchard, don't hate the player conquering new territories - hate the game. grin

I love them o!
Variety na SPICE!
Shikena! cheesy

I love BOTH THE PLAYERS AND THE GAME!!!! cool
Re: Five Types Of Fathers Every Nigerian Child Grew Up With. by SirShymexx: 2:43pm On Jun 23, 2015
KanwuliaJara:
#8 sha!

THE WIFE AND CHILD BEATER! grin

This...the one we hear about all the time but I don't think the average naij dad is different from a Southern Christian dad in America, an Indian dad, any black diaspora dad, a British dad in the country, or a Muslim dad in Saudi Arabia.
Re: Five Types Of Fathers Every Nigerian Child Grew Up With. by SirShymexx: 2:45pm On Jun 23, 2015
KanwuliaJara:


I love them o!
Variety na SPICE!
Shikena! cheesy

Lol.

How do they pull it off, after getting hooked up to one angry black woman? grin

One is enough to make you go berserk. Two will get you sectioned. And anything more than that would lead to untimely death - I can't deal. grin

They need to bring me in and show me the game.
Re: Five Types Of Fathers Every Nigerian Child Grew Up With. by KanwuliaJara: 2:46pm On Jun 23, 2015
SirShymexx:


This...the one we hear about all the time but I don't think the average naij dad is different from a Southern Christian dad in America, an Indian dad, any black diaspora dad, a British dad in the country, or a Muslim dad in Saudi Arabia.

. . . . . Oh dia!
Dia we go again with the COMPARISON THEORY!!! undecided
Re: Five Types Of Fathers Every Nigerian Child Grew Up With. by KanwuliaJara: 2:47pm On Jun 23, 2015
SirShymexx:


Lol.

How do they pull it off, after getting hooked up to one angry black woman? grin

One is enough to make you go berserk. Two will get you sectioned. And anything more than that would lead to untimely death - I can't deal. grin

They need to bring me in and show me the game.

The only ANGRY WOMAN is the MISERABLE WIFE AT HOME!

The side-kicks make life BEARABLE! The reason NAIJA MEN will always RUN AWAY from their matrimonial cages! grin


Muchechecheche
Re: Five Types Of Fathers Every Nigerian Child Grew Up With. by SirShymexx: 2:50pm On Jun 23, 2015
KanwuliaJara:


. . . . . Oh dia!
Dia we go again with the COMPARISON THEORY!!! undecided

Comparative analysis - the analytics of the average dad. grin

Naij dads get too much flack for being themselves and being true to who they're.
Re: Five Types Of Fathers Every Nigerian Child Grew Up With. by KanwuliaJara: 2:52pm On Jun 23, 2015
SirShymexx:


Comparative analysis - the analytics of the average dad. grin

Naij dads get too much flack for being themselves and being true to who they're.

Naija dads are what they are!
Nothing but dysfunction! embarassed
Abeg, leave other races out of this o!

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Re: Five Types Of Fathers Every Nigerian Child Grew Up With. by SirShymexx: 2:54pm On Jun 23, 2015
KanwuliaJara:


The only ANGRY WOMAN is the MISERABLE WIFE AT HOME!

The side-kicks make life BEARABLE! The reason NAIJA MEN will always RUN AWAY from their matrimonial cages! grin

Muchechecheche

Hahaha!

Nah, when they're not at home, they're all over cyberspace being a menace everywhere.

A menace will always be a menace regardless of where she finds herself. grin

Angry black woman (ABW) syndrome is an incurable disease...once you're a female with melanin, you've it. grin
Re: Five Types Of Fathers Every Nigerian Child Grew Up With. by EfemenaXY: 2:54pm On Jun 23, 2015
This is fun.

KanwuliaJara, nuffin do you. cheesy

@OP:

#10: The chronic 419er

#11: The Jailbird

#12: The Schizophrenic nutcase

#13: The bone-idle, jobless, shyte stirrer, and ever-watchful monitoring spirit (Your average Nairalander male) lipsrsealed lipsrsealed

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Re: Five Types Of Fathers Every Nigerian Child Grew Up With. by K9blunt(f): 2:55pm On Jun 23, 2015
Don't know my dad , he hardly cared and was never around, then passd away when I was 16.
I will call him the absent dad.

Do not try to pity me, am as good as I feel.

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Re: Five Types Of Fathers Every Nigerian Child Grew Up With. by SirShymexx: 2:56pm On Jun 23, 2015
KanwuliaJara:


Naija dads are what they are!
Nothing but dysfunction! embarassed
Abeg, leave other races out of this o!

Dysfunctional? - I don't think so.

Their methods might be a tad bit stringent, but they're the best.

I hated my dad growing up, however, every time I look back now, I appreciate him more. He's a warrior!
Re: Five Types Of Fathers Every Nigerian Child Grew Up With. by SirShymexx: 2:57pm On Jun 23, 2015
EfemenaXY:
This is fun.

KanwuliaJara, nuffin do you. cheesy

@OP:

#10: The chronic 419er

#11: The Jailbird

#12: The Schizophrenic nutcase

#13: The bone-idle, jobless, shyte stirrer, and ever-watchful monitoring spirit (Your average Nairalander male) lipsrsealed lipsrsealed


Lol.

Naija dads just wanna chill and raise great kids, man. grin
Re: Five Types Of Fathers Every Nigerian Child Grew Up With. by KanwuliaJara: 2:58pm On Jun 23, 2015
SirShymexx:


Hahaha!

Nah, when they're not at home, they're all over cyberspace being a menace everywhere.

A menace will always be a menace regardless of where she finds herself. grin

Angry black woman (ABW) syndrome is an incurable disease...once you're a female with melanin, you've it. grin

Na lie!!!
I am only an ANGRY BLACK BYTCH IN MARRIAGE O!
With my MARRIED BOYFRIENDSSSSSS?
I am BETTER THAN ALL THIER TERROR CELL WIVES!!!!! grin
Re: Five Types Of Fathers Every Nigerian Child Grew Up With. by EfemenaXY: 3:00pm On Jun 23, 2015
SirShymexx:


Lol.

Naija dads just wanna chill and raise great kids, man. grin


That's very oxymoron-ish. cheesy cheesy

How can a man chill and yet raise great kids?
Re: Five Types Of Fathers Every Nigerian Child Grew Up With. by KanwuliaJara: 3:00pm On Jun 23, 2015
EfemenaXY:
This is fun.

KanwuliaJara, nuffin do you. cheesy

@OP:

#10: The chronic 419er

#11: The Jailbird

#12: The Schizophrenic nutcase

#13: The bone-idle, jobless, shyte stirrer, and ever-watchful monitoring spirit (Your average Nairalander male) lipsrsealed lipsrsealed



LOL!!!!
Thank you jare!!!! cheesy

We all had NAIJA dads abi? cheesy
Broke-azzzze frustrated DEMONS! angry

The truth be always BITTER!
The lists of NEGATIVITIES are ENDLESS!

*dis thread go disappear soon. Saving snap-shots in my NL archives offline* cool
Re: Five Types Of Fathers Every Nigerian Child Grew Up With. by EfemenaXY: 3:02pm On Jun 23, 2015
SirShymexx:


Dysfunctional? - I don't think so.

Their methods might be a tad bit stringent, but they're the best.

I hated my dad growing up, however, every time I look back now, I appreciate him more. He's a warrior!

Be honest.

Would you be that strict with your own kids when the time comes? I bet you'll be a softie, Shymexx. smiley
Re: Five Types Of Fathers Every Nigerian Child Grew Up With. by SirShymexx: 3:02pm On Jun 23, 2015
KanwuliaJara:


Na lie!!!
I am only an ANGRY BLACK BYTCH IN MARRIAGE O!
With my MARRIED BOYFRIENDSSSSSS?
I am BETTER THAN ALL THIER TERROR CELL WIVES!!!!! grin

A leopard can't change its spots - the melanin and excessive testosterone in black women are responsible for the anger.

ABW syndrome is incurable, no matter how you spin it. grin
Re: Five Types Of Fathers Every Nigerian Child Grew Up With. by EfemenaXY: 3:04pm On Jun 23, 2015
KanwuliaJara:


Thank you jare!!!! cheesy
The truth be always BITTER!
The lists of NEGATIVITIES are ENDLESS!

*dis thread go disappear soon. Saving snap-shots in my NL archives offline* cool

Haha!

Before, or after some of us get banned? grin grin

Come to think of it, sharing a cell block with you and SirShymexx would be an experience not to forget! tongue tongue

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