lolaredvelvet:



Hahaha.. the oldest trick in the book

Do you even have big yansh to seduce me??

notoriousbabe:
Op you have finally confirmed to me dat small boys have tooked over nairaland

notoriousbabe:
Op you have finally confirmed to me dat small boys have tooked over nairaland

notoriousbabe:
Op you have finally confirmed to me dat small boys have tooked over nairaland

Chai!

notoriousbabe:
Op you have finally confirmed to me dat small boys have tooked over nairaland

Pineapp:
For fun!

Husbands;

1. Pretends to have been choked by fish bone while eating and begins to cough profusely,thereby making the wife to say "what is it"? ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,the rest becomes history...

2. Purposely crosses one leg to touch the wife at night ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,the rest becomes history...

3. Purposely starts seriously searching for nothing in particular,making madam to finally say,"what are you even looking for "



Wives;

1. Purposely dresses provocatively revealing all revealables which prompt hubby to say,"where do you think you are going dressed like that" ,,,,,,,,,the rest becomes history.

2. Fakes call and starts with "hello baby",which now makes oga to say "who the hell was that" ..... you know the rest.

3. Pretends to have fallen in the bathroom thereby screaming and making oga to come running and saying,"Jesus,don't let her die"





Tell us how you do yours

notoriousbabe:
Op you have finally confirmed to me dat small boys have tooked over nairaland

AnointedG:
my own b say if any of doz options no work, I go wake up go kitchen for midnight, carry mortar and pestle begin pound very hard beginning from slow to fast and then fastest, as I dey pound, I go dey call their village juju or recite national anthem or any crazy thing... no b person go tell am to come to my rescue

notoriousbabe:
Op you have finally confirmed to me dat small boys have tooked over nairaland

ahsekeena:
Rub a bit of saliva under my eyes so It would look like I've been crying. He asks what is it....the rest becomes history.



I'm not married sha