notoriousbabe:
Op you have finally confirmed to me dat small boys have tooked over nairaland

Sister... Did I just hear u say TOOKED..
Ur gbagaun na first class oooo..

sonofananimal:


RUBBISH TO THE HIGHEST ORDER

NA WITH QUARREL THEM DEY USE TAKE SETTLE QUARREL,
IF YOU NO BEAT SHITTE COMOT OUT OF ANY WOMAN BODY, YOU NEVER SETTLE QUARREL, YOU JUST ONLY POSTPONE THE QUARREL STILL FURTHER NOTICE.



THOSE YOUR LIST NA FOR FOREIGN GIRLS.




YOU HAVE TO TREAT A TYPICAL BLACK NAIJA WOMEN LIKE A TYPICAL AFRICA ANIMALS.

ERCROSS:

Sister... Did I just hear u say TOOKED.. Ur gbagaun na first class oooo..

ERCROSS:

Sister... Did I just hear u say TOOKED.. Ur gbagaun na first class oooo..

laurenjones:
u neva jam beta quarrel before. all tis crap trick wont move one bit. ...u wear revealing cloth comot from my house. dnt ever dream of coming bk.

notoriousbabe:
Op you have finally confirmed to me dat small boys have tooked over nairaland

FynBabe:
My own husband will gist until u have no choice but to put mouth.
If I refuse to respond to the gist, he will tap me and say 'my wife, why do you get angry so easily these days? You were not like this before o'

Me: my husband, you were not treating me like this before too.

We both laugh and matter don end be that.

Angelou:
so you're even married :/ but still using childish monikers like fynbabe.,...

JoeCutie:
Your head go dey vex for your babe, and your 'small brother' go dey happy dey nod head like Lizard.

ahsekeena:
Rub a bit of saliva under my eyes so It would look like I've been crying. He asks what is it....the rest becomes history.



I'm not married sha

notoriousbabe:
Op you have finally confirmed to me dat small boys have tooked over nairaland

hey big gal! It should be "taken" ++

Abayor7:


KPele ow Old man you Don blind reach the extent say the OP attached "for fun"

*spits*

Juliesexy:
Your small brother?

So...your brother is small?

Pineapp:
For fun!

Husbands;

1. Pretends to have been choked by fish bone while eating and begins to cough profusely,thereby making the wife to say "what is it"? ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,the rest becomes history...

2. Purposely crosses one leg to touch the wife at night ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,the rest becomes history...

3. Purposely starts seriously searching for nothing in particular,making madam to finally say,"what are you even looking for "



Wives;

1. Purposely dresses provocatively revealing all revealables which prompt hubby to say,"where do you think you are going dressed like that" ,,,,,,,,,the rest becomes history.

2. Fakes call and starts with "hello baby",which now makes oga to say "who the hell was that" ..... you know the rest.

3. Pretends to have fallen in the bathroom thereby screaming and making oga to come running and saying,"Jesus,don't let her die"





Tell us how you do yours

rightflank:
Eww! 'Who does this?'

notoriousbabe:
Op you have finally confirmed to me dat small boys have tooked over nairaland

AnointedG:
my own b say if any of doz options no work, I go wake up go kitchen for midnight, carry mortar and pestle begin pound very hard beginning from slow to fast and then fastest, as I dey pound, I go dey call their village juju or recite national anthem or any crazy thing... no b person go tell am to come to my rescue

AnointedG:
my own b say if any of doz options no work, I go wake up go kitchen for midnight, carry mortar and pestle begin pound very hard beginning from slow to fast and then fastest, as I dey pound, I go dey call their village juju or recite national anthem or any crazy thing... no b person go tell am to come to my rescue

notoriousbabe:
Op you have finally confirmed to me dat small boys have tooked over nairaland

favoured234:

Make she use "Ugly grandma"?

Nature8:


Nice..

Menace2Society:
Dummy what's wrong with her moniker!

Angelou:
so you're even married :/ but still using childish monikers like fynbabe.,...

abacusCm:
and wetin go follow that?say d truth oo

hilaomo:
HA!!!fear GOD O!!!when lying become your hobby?

Juliesexy:
Your small brother?
So...your brother is small?

notoriousbabe:
Op you have finally confirmed to me dat small boys have tooked over nairaland

AnointedG:
my own b say if any of doz options no work, I go wake up go kitchen for midnight, carry mortar and pestle begin pound very hard beginning from slow to fast and then fastest, as I dey pound, I go dey call their village juju or recite national anthem or any crazy thing... no b person go tell am to come to my rescue