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5 Solid Advantages Of Marrying A Nurse. by ozodigboo(m): 4:26pm On Jul 04, 2015
In this day and age, when most eligible bachelors '' use style '' to check out a lady's job before deciding whether to marry her, let me help by advising guys on what should be the best option.....and why.

1. Because they have mastered the human body, your sex life will be like '' ORINGO WAY ''......washing and setting. You know na. Instead of a banker that will be calculating accounts in her head.

2. Nurses are neat.....they are used to wearing white, which must always be kept clean. So, her undies will be like angelic turkish lace. Instead of a market woman that will wear from morning going to market, till evening when she'll return......with all the sweating.

3. Financial security.......they are well paid these days, and will supplement your income as the husband. Very important in marriage. A nursing officer II in the federal service is on N120,000 monthly. Instead of giving out money for pad, soapdish, closeup, eye pencil

4. Enough time...... For every 1 week of night duty, they take the next 1 week off..........enough time to tend to the kids , while you continue hustling for your daily bread. And when she's pregnant ? You know the rules na.......6 months maternity leave. Enjoyment. Again, unlike bankers....monday to saturday, 7am till 7pm.

5. Healthcare......... whenever you or the kids fall sick, you 're already smiling because you know you are in safe hands. You'll get all the drugs, injections, massages and TLC you need.

Please, am not trying to discourage baes who are not nurses........and also, not trying to discourage guys who are already hooked to non - nurses. Its just the way it is.

Nurses and other doctors on this forum, should plz add [ but not subtract ]to this list. Lol

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Re: 5 Solid Advantages Of Marrying A Nurse. by HungerBAD: 4:27pm On Jul 04, 2015
Nurses? thanks.

They work in the health sector, and should know the disadvantages of sleeping around. But for some strange reasons, promiscuity and nurses(both married/single)seems to be interlocked. There are some good nurses, but the ones giving them bad names seems to be more in number.

Ask me if i can marry a Nurse. And my answer will be a RESOUNDING no.

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Re: 5 Solid Advantages Of Marrying A Nurse. by AlchemistDean(m): 4:52pm On Jul 04, 2015
Uhm...Op,when you say Nurses...do you mean the ones in the General Hospital...that are always feelin' scorned...Probably from a failed Marriage/Relationship nd' other things that make them vent their anger on Innocent Patients...Hell,one of them wasn't Insultin' my Grandma then (May her gentle soul rest in Peace)...I immediately flared up cos of the way they were treatin' patients like they were Filth...I was pissed...my anger was boilin' until my Uncle stepped in to calm me down...If Not I for slap her...But I hope there are some carin' nurses out there though...

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Re: 5 Solid Advantages Of Marrying A Nurse. by chikasin4(m): 4:52pm On Jul 04, 2015
Akuko
Re: 5 Solid Advantages Of Marrying A Nurse. by Eyop: 4:53pm On Jul 04, 2015
Sweettease oya forward me marriage application form cheesy cheesy
Re: 5 Solid Advantages Of Marrying A Nurse. by RJayson(m): 4:53pm On Jul 04, 2015
Heard nurses are good in rowing the boat.

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Re: 5 Solid Advantages Of Marrying A Nurse. by Drinkwater(m): 4:53pm On Jul 04, 2015
**for female nurses though

Only No 3 is spot on.. No 4 is two faced
Re: 5 Solid Advantages Of Marrying A Nurse. by malbro(m): 4:53pm On Jul 04, 2015
I WIL TINK ABT IT
Re: 5 Solid Advantages Of Marrying A Nurse. by sisiafrika(f): 4:54pm On Jul 04, 2015
Not every girl u see in white in local and private clinics are Nurses. Nigerian Doctors been training 'qaucks' since time immemorial. #shakesBumBumOuttaThread
Modify: So all nurses are females shey? U are very disrespectful too!

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Re: 5 Solid Advantages Of Marrying A Nurse. by Nobody: 4:54pm On Jul 04, 2015
ozodigboo:
In this day and age, when most eligible bachelors '' use style '' to check out a lady's job before deciding whether to marry her, let me help by advising guys on what should be the best option.....and why.

1. Because they have mastered the human body, your sex life will be like '' ORINGO WAY ''......washing and setting. You know na. Instead of a banker that will be calculating accounts in her head.

2. Nurses are neat.....they are used to wearing white, which must always be kept clean. So, her undies will be like angelic turkish lace. Instead of a market woman that will wear from morning going to market, till evening when she'll return......with all the sweating.

3. Financial security.......they are well paid these days, and will supplement your income as the husband. Very important in marriage. A nursing officer II in the federal service is on N120,000 monthly. Instead of giving out money for pad, soapdish, closeup, eye pencil

4. Enough time...... For every 1 week of night duty, they take the next 1 week off..........enough time to tend to the kids , while you continue hustling for your daily bread. And when she's pregnant ? You know the rules na.......6 months maternity leave. Enjoyment. Again, unlike bankers....monday to saturday, 7am till 7pm.

5. Healthcare......... whenever you or the kids fall sick, you 're already smiling because you know you are in safe hands. You'll get all the drugs, injections, massages and TLC you need.

Please, am not trying to discourage baes who are not nurses........and also, not trying to discourage guys who are already hooked to non - nurses. Its just the way it is.

Nurses and other doctors on this forum, should plz add [ but not subtract ]to this list. Lol

i disagree with No. 1...Doctor nko...oh wait, no salary for 8 months
Re: 5 Solid Advantages Of Marrying A Nurse. by IYANGBALI: 4:54pm On Jul 04, 2015
The more I read this thread the more ashawo and prostitution keep coming to my mind. I don't know why

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Re: 5 Solid Advantages Of Marrying A Nurse. by helphelp: 4:54pm On Jul 04, 2015
Ko jor...

Nurse wey dem dey bang for night duty

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Re: 5 Solid Advantages Of Marrying A Nurse. by jammani(m): 4:54pm On Jul 04, 2015
Night Shift: The Bad

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Re: 5 Solid Advantages Of Marrying A Nurse. by fredfrank02(m): 4:54pm On Jul 04, 2015
so trye always had that on my mind. infact I ended up convincing my bae to bcome one

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Re: 5 Solid Advantages Of Marrying A Nurse. by kayo80(m): 4:54pm On Jul 04, 2015
Hmm! But I heard nurses flirt a lot. No offence to the nurses in the house, it is just something I have heard a lot. Anyway, I like nurses cos they are usually neat, and that is a turnon for me. I also like the fact that they know the human body well, and not always shy of a naked male body. And also, I like the flexibility of their working hours. Each time I take my dad to luth, I always take time out to admire nurses.

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Re: 5 Solid Advantages Of Marrying A Nurse. by fejikudz(m): 4:54pm On Jul 04, 2015
Dem sabi fvck wella o

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Re: 5 Solid Advantages Of Marrying A Nurse. by supereagle(m): 4:54pm On Jul 04, 2015
3 is true of nurses working in private practice.

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Re: 5 Solid Advantages Of Marrying A Nurse. by Seye25(m): 4:55pm On Jul 04, 2015
You are on point @op, I am living witness but for no 1, I don't think that's generally true

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Re: 5 Solid Advantages Of Marrying A Nurse. by Nobody: 4:55pm On Jul 04, 2015
Lol. grin
Re: 5 Solid Advantages Of Marrying A Nurse. by freesinzu(m): 4:55pm On Jul 04, 2015
I love nurses like kilode grin grin grin
Re: 5 Solid Advantages Of Marrying A Nurse. by naijacann: 4:55pm On Jul 04, 2015
Ur posting is a bit biased as it presumes the nurse to be female.

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Re: 5 Solid Advantages Of Marrying A Nurse. by MansaMoussa: 4:55pm On Jul 04, 2015
Solid Points..Excellent Cooks too! Back then in Medsch sha grin

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Re: 5 Solid Advantages Of Marrying A Nurse. by phemoluv02(m): 4:55pm On Jul 04, 2015
@Op You are right! grin
Re: 5 Solid Advantages Of Marrying A Nurse. by IYANGBALI: 4:56pm On Jul 04, 2015
chikasin4:
Akuko
na real akuko hahahahahahahaha
Re: 5 Solid Advantages Of Marrying A Nurse. by Finestibogirl: 4:56pm On Jul 04, 2015
ozodigboo:
In this day and age, when most eligible bachelors '' use style '' to check out a lady's job before deciding whether to marry her, let me help by advising guys on what should be the best option.....and why.

1. Because they have mastered the human body, your sex life will be like '' ORINGO WAY ''......washing and setting. You know na. Instead of a banker that will be calculating accounts in her head.

2. Nurses are neat.....they are used to wearing white, which must always be kept clean. So, her undies will be like angelic turkish lace. Instead of a market woman that will wear from morning going to market, till evening when she'll return......with all the sweating.

3. Financial security.......they are well paid these days, and will supplement your income as the husband. Very important in marriage. A nursing officer II in the federal service is on N120,000 monthly. Instead of giving out money for pad, soapdish, closeup, eye pencil

4. Enough time...... For every 1 week of night duty, they take the next 1 week off..........enough time to tend to the kids , while you continue hustling for your daily bread. And when she's pregnant ? You know the rules na.......6 months maternity leave. Enjoyment. Again, unlike bankers....monday to saturday, 7am till 7pm.

5. Healthcare......... whenever you or the kids fall sick, you 're already smiling because you know you are in safe hands. You'll get all the drugs, injections, massages and TLC you need.

Please, am not trying to discourage baes who are not nurses........and also, not trying to discourage guys who are already hooked to non - nurses. Its just the way it is.

Nurses and other doctors on this forum, should plz add [ but not subtract ]to this list. Lol
. Lol
Re: 5 Solid Advantages Of Marrying A Nurse. by ochestraone(m): 4:56pm On Jul 04, 2015
i must marry a nurse.. That number one na real true, one baby soo , i no fit leave her
Re: 5 Solid Advantages Of Marrying A Nurse. by Jorussia(m): 4:56pm On Jul 04, 2015
.Op All these your so-called advantages of marrying a Nurse, are not usually the germane ingredient of having a blissful marriage. Your so called advantages are not only found in nurses. OP you forgot to add that female nurses are "generally" promiscuous and bad tempered. I know of a guy in my area here in benin, who was almost raped on his hospital bed by one nurse in UCH.I am a lab scientist, i worked in an hospital before, and i can tell you that most female nurses(both married and single) are ashawo.

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Re: 5 Solid Advantages Of Marrying A Nurse. by XploraBen(m): 4:56pm On Jul 04, 2015
Some of them are quiet dirty when they get home.Only their uniform are damn smart and neat!

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Re: 5 Solid Advantages Of Marrying A Nurse. by MRCAMPBELL: 4:56pm On Jul 04, 2015
Any free nurse ??

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