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Re: 5 Solid Advantages Of Marrying A Nurse. by vickylala239: 4:57pm On Jul 04, 2015
ozodigboo:
In this day and age, when most eligible bachelors '' use style '' to check out a lady's job before deciding whether to marry her, let me help by advising guys on what should be the best option.....and why.

1. Because they have mastered the human body, your sex life will be like '' ORINGO WAY ''......washing and setting. You know na. Instead of a banker that will be calculating accounts in her head.

2. Nurses are neat.....they are used to wearing white, which must always be kept clean. So, her undies will be like angelic turkish lace. Instead of a market woman that will wear from morning going to market, till evening when she'll return......with all the sweating.

3. Financial security.......they are well paid these days, and will supplement your income as the husband. Very important in marriage. A nursing officer II in the federal service is on N120,000 monthly. Instead of giving out money for pad, soapdish, closeup, eye pencil

4. Enough time...... For every 1 week of night duty, they take the next 1 week off..........enough time to tend to the kids , while you continue hustling for your daily bread. And when she's pregnant ? You know the rules na.......6 months maternity leave. Enjoyment. Again, unlike bankers....monday to saturday, 7am till 7pm.

5. Healthcare......... whenever you or the kids fall sick, you 're already smiling because you know you are in safe hands. You'll get all the drugs, injections, massages and TLC you need.

Please, am not trying to discourage baes who are not nurses........and also, not trying to discourage guys who are already hooked to non - nurses. Its just the way it is.

Nurses and other doctors on this forum, should plz add [ but not subtract ]to this list. Lol


My broda ur 100% right.I Hv dated several nurses.

My dear dis Ppl r on bed,I Mean xcellent.uptil date I cnt forget dem.

D 1st tym I saw my toes shaking Lik epileptic patient,it was caused by a Hot n vibrating nurse. I culd Nt find air to breathe.

Ur bdy parts r at deir mercy.

Chai nurses u Ppl r Gud.

Only Dat I Dnt fancy night shift.


Nurses I hail ohhh
Re: 5 Solid Advantages Of Marrying A Nurse. by Nobody: 4:57pm On Jul 04, 2015
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Re: 5 Solid Advantages Of Marrying A Nurse. by IYANGBALI: 4:57pm On Jul 04, 2015
freesinzu:
I love nurses like kilode grin grin grin
dem like preek die,the thing be like food to dem
Re: 5 Solid Advantages Of Marrying A Nurse. by Emade(m): 4:57pm On Jul 04, 2015
Anytin dat have advantage in life also have disadvantage so op tel dem d other side we dey wait
Re: 5 Solid Advantages Of Marrying A Nurse. by Desanta(m): 4:57pm On Jul 04, 2015
I'm not convinced.

What about male nurses?
Re: 5 Solid Advantages Of Marrying A Nurse. by antifailure(m): 4:58pm On Jul 04, 2015
Any Nurse contact pls, any single and searching nurse , pls send me email. I am very serious.
Re: 5 Solid Advantages Of Marrying A Nurse. by Nobody: 4:59pm On Jul 04, 2015
My Mum is a nurse so i understand better.... cheesy

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Re: 5 Solid Advantages Of Marrying A Nurse. by eldnixII(m): 4:59pm On Jul 04, 2015
angryMarket women dat may as well b ur moda...all d sweating under d sun trying to sell to get fud on d table and support her hubby...guy u no try angry

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Re: 5 Solid Advantages Of Marrying A Nurse. by NifemiOlu(m): 5:00pm On Jul 04, 2015
Nurse...no go area for me.
Re: 5 Solid Advantages Of Marrying A Nurse. by Joshkid(m): 5:00pm On Jul 04, 2015
Wow!..make I go propose sharp sharp
Re: 5 Solid Advantages Of Marrying A Nurse. by qdat(m): 5:02pm On Jul 04, 2015
u re on point ....my wife is a nurse... n after 12yrs of marriage she looks prettier by d day I can't av enough of her....lol..

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Re: 5 Solid Advantages Of Marrying A Nurse. by mildflame: 5:02pm On Jul 04, 2015
Shey U sabi wetin de happen when dem de 4nite shift?
Re: 5 Solid Advantages Of Marrying A Nurse. by beyoncausme: 5:03pm On Jul 04, 2015
we"ll tink about it.....
Re: 5 Solid Advantages Of Marrying A Nurse. by ishowdotgmail(m): 5:04pm On Jul 04, 2015
My mum is a nurse...... So here in medical school jus met a nursing student too. Am damn lucky u know?
Re: 5 Solid Advantages Of Marrying A Nurse. by bebe2(f): 5:05pm On Jul 04, 2015
They make alot of dollars in America and they can be easily killed by their husband's.
Re: 5 Solid Advantages Of Marrying A Nurse. by Drfash(f): 5:05pm On Jul 04, 2015
sisiafrika:
Not every girl u see in white in local and private clinics are Nurses. Nigerian Doctors been training 'qaucks' since time immemorial. #shakesBumBumOuttaThread
onisokuso oshi

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Re: 5 Solid Advantages Of Marrying A Nurse. by sisiafrika(f): 5:08pm On Jul 04, 2015
Drfash:
onisokuso oshi
did u miss your period?
Re: 5 Solid Advantages Of Marrying A Nurse. by Adesiji77: 5:08pm On Jul 04, 2015
Seems the OP has "beef" with bankers...I expect a counter thread soon.

BTW, where is Tohpahz? Is she on duty? cheesy
Re: 5 Solid Advantages Of Marrying A Nurse. by Davidson267(m): 5:10pm On Jul 04, 2015
kayo80:
Hmm! But I heard nurses flirt a lot. No offence to the nurses in the house, it is just something I have heard a lot. Anyway, I like nurses cos they are usually neat, and that is a turnon for me. I also like the fact that they know the human body well, and not always shy of a naked male body. And also, I like the flexibility of their working hours. Each time I take my dad to luth, I always take time out to admire nurses there...I always remember the nurse that held me down back in 1994, when I broke my arm and they were straightening my born before putting P.O.P. Although it was quite painful, the nurses boobies kept caressing my shoulder...talk about a combination of pleasure and pain. smiley
clown grin

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Re: 5 Solid Advantages Of Marrying A Nurse. by chudidonas(m): 5:10pm On Jul 04, 2015
If you're a nurse, kindly PM me. My Mom wants to meet you grin
Re: 5 Solid Advantages Of Marrying A Nurse. by Nayok(m): 5:11pm On Jul 04, 2015
Eyop:
Sweettease oya forward me marriage application form cheesy cheesy
U̶̲̥̅̊ be nurse? undecided
Re: 5 Solid Advantages Of Marrying A Nurse. by Chinatownm(m): 5:14pm On Jul 04, 2015
My broda if ur marriage go wok e begins wit u. It has noting to do with a nurse
Re: 5 Solid Advantages Of Marrying A Nurse. by Abbey2sam(m): 5:15pm On Jul 04, 2015
ozodigboo:
In this day and age, when most eligible bachelors '' use style '' to check out a lady's job before deciding whether to marry her, let me help by advising guys on what should be the best option.....and why.

1. Because they have mastered the human body, your sex life will be like '' ORINGO WAY ''......washing and setting. You know na. Instead of a banker that will be calculating accounts in her head.

2. Nurses are neat.....they are used to wearing white, which must always be kept clean. So, her undies will be like angelic turkish lace. Instead of a market woman that will wear from morning going to market, till evening when she'll return......with all the sweating.

3. Financial security.......they are well paid these days, and will supplement your income as the husband. Very important in marriage. A nursing officer II in the federal service is on N120,000 monthly. Instead of giving out money for pad, soapdish, closeup, eye pencil

4. Enough time...... For every 1 week of night duty, they take the next 1 week off..........enough time to tend to the kids , while you continue hustling for your daily bread. And when she's pregnant ? You know the rules na.......6 months maternity leave. Enjoyment. Again, unlike bankers....monday to saturday, 7am till 7pm.

5. Healthcare......... whenever you or the kids fall sick, you 're already smiling because you know you are in safe hands. You'll get all the drugs, injections, massages and TLC you need.

Please, am not trying to discourage baes who are not nurses........and also, not trying to discourage guys who are already hooked to non - nurses. Its just the way it is.

Nurses and other doctors on this forum, should plz add [ but not subtract ]to this list. Lol


[size=38pt]searching for my own nurse ASAP[/size]

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Re: 5 Solid Advantages Of Marrying A Nurse. by sakalisis(m): 5:15pm On Jul 04, 2015
Not all nurses are neat o

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Re: 5 Solid Advantages Of Marrying A Nurse. by Visocrate(m): 5:16pm On Jul 04, 2015
OK let me think about it lol
Re: 5 Solid Advantages Of Marrying A Nurse. by Nobody: 5:16pm On Jul 04, 2015
Nurses are easy to take to bed with less stress....they give you at will...if they want it. Even at work place...They are ever ready...they have all the skills to make your toe squirl.
Re: 5 Solid Advantages Of Marrying A Nurse. by chidooh1: 5:16pm On Jul 04, 2015
Thank God for my life, nurses nearly killed me with kpekus. They are good in home service, even my sister who is a nurse shares wella.
Re: 5 Solid Advantages Of Marrying A Nurse. by Finestibogirl: 5:18pm On Jul 04, 2015
MRCAMPBELL:
Any free nurse ??
. Hmm, easy o!
Re: 5 Solid Advantages Of Marrying A Nurse. by Nobody: 5:19pm On Jul 04, 2015
Chidooh1. Glad to know your sister is a nurse and she is a donatus. Don't mind swindling her pu..ssy. Where about is she?
Re: 5 Solid Advantages Of Marrying A Nurse. by Owoplenty(m): 5:20pm On Jul 04, 2015
nice,plus risk of contracting ebola and other yanmayama things.... ai don waka pass.
Re: 5 Solid Advantages Of Marrying A Nurse. by Nobody: 5:22pm On Jul 04, 2015
Tohpahz, list your bride price , let me get ready . grin

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