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5 Ways To Take Off The Bra By Joseph Edgar by MojiDelano(f): 2:58pm On Jul 26, 2015
Have you noticed how our women allow the men folk perform the onerous task of taking off the bra. This from my investigations enables them gauge the level of experience of their male partners. The dexterity or otherwise of the guy in taking off this all important garment will determine the longevity or otherwise of the relationship and in most cases also determine if one will get a second opportunity.
So my Brothers, from my own personal experience, these are five sure fire tactics to cross the boundary the Bra puts up.


1. Use a razor blade. Instead of wasting your time trying to hold the woman with one hand, while trying to unfasten like four clips with just one hand, you just get a razor blade and cut off the offending straps. It's faster and very convenient.

2. A pair of scissors should be the final accessory as you prepare for this date. It's safer, faster than the razor. All you need is a nip and off comes the offending attire.

3. Your teeth. Some guys have been known to chew off the straps of the Bra. They stylishly bite off the straps without inconveniencing the owners while freeing the objects of desire.

4. A drop of acid. Get this in a tiny bottle and when the time is right, use a dispensing droplet and take aim very surreptitiously dropping just one drop each on the two holding straps and watch it melt away. This is recommended for only Airforce tacticians and Airfirce personnel.

5. Where all these fails, just beg.

http://josephedgarng..com/2015/07/5-ways-to-take-off-bra.html

*Joseph Edgar is an accomplished Investment banker who writes as a hobby. He writes an article 'Loud Whispers' every Saturday in This day( Page 20), Where he comments on trending topics in Nigeria from a comical, satirical point of view. He blogs at josephedgarng..com[i][/i]

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Re: 5 Ways To Take Off The Bra By Joseph Edgar by blaze2cool(m): 2:59pm On Jul 26, 2015
FTC for the first time



Happy birthday to my little prince

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Re: 5 Ways To Take Off The Bra By Joseph Edgar by ventoh: 2:59pm On Jul 26, 2015
what abt Hw to off All dox tight jeans....

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Re: 5 Ways To Take Off The Bra By Joseph Edgar by prettyjo(f): 3:00pm On Jul 26, 2015
ok
Re: 5 Ways To Take Off The Bra By Joseph Edgar by fckmn24seg(m): 3:01pm On Jul 26, 2015
It can never make front page
Re: 5 Ways To Take Off The Bra By Joseph Edgar by debby2380(f): 3:20pm On Jul 26, 2015
MojiDelano:
Have you noticed how our women allow the men folk perform the onerous task of taking off the bra. This from my investigations enables them gauge the level of experience of their male partners. The dexterity or otherwise of the guy in taking off this all important garment will determine the longevity or otherwise of the relationship and in most cases also determine if one will get a second opportunity.
So my Brothers, from my own personal experience, these are five sure fire tactics to cross the boundary the Bra puts up.


1. Use a razor blade. Instead of wasting your time trying to hold the woman with one hand, while trying to unfasten like four clips with just one hand, you just get a razor blade and cut off the offending straps. It's faster and very convenient.

2. A pair of scissors should be the final accessory as you prepare for this date. It's safer, faster than the razor. All you need is a nip and off comes the offending attire.

3. Your teeth. Some guys have been known to chew off the straps of the Bra. They stylishly bite off the straps without inconveniencing the owners while freeing the objects of desire.

4. A drop of acid. Get this in a tiny bottle and when the time is right, use a dispensing droplet and take aim very surreptitiously dropping just one drop each on the two holding straps and watch it melt away. This is recommended for only Airforce tacticians and Airfirce personnel.

5. Where all these fails, just beg.

http://josephedgarng..com/2015/07/5-ways-to-take-off-bra.html

*Joseph Edgar is an accomplished Investment banker who writes as a hobby. He writes an article 'Loud Whispers' every Saturday in This day( Page 20), Where he comments on trending topics in Nigeria from a comical, satirical point of view. He blogs at josephedgarng..com[i][/i]


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nonsense

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Re: 5 Ways To Take Off The Bra By Joseph Edgar by Nobody: 3:33pm On Jul 26, 2015
Are we there yet?

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Re: 5 Ways To Take Off The Bra By Joseph Edgar by Ishilove: 5:03pm On Jul 26, 2015
Lol

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Re: 5 Ways To Take Off The Bra By Joseph Edgar by Ojestas(m): 5:03pm On Jul 26, 2015
Smh .

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Re: 5 Ways To Take Off The Bra By Joseph Edgar by Feranmicharles(m): 5:04pm On Jul 26, 2015
fckmn24seg:
It can never make front page
oya take dis this pepsi 4 winning your predictionundecided

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Re: 5 Ways To Take Off The Bra By Joseph Edgar by veekid(m): 5:04pm On Jul 26, 2015
hey!!!! ogeneme!!!!!!!!!!

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Re: 5 Ways To Take Off The Bra By Joseph Edgar by SlimBrawnie(f): 5:04pm On Jul 26, 2015
What a way to start your week. SMH
Re: 5 Ways To Take Off The Bra By Joseph Edgar by ghetto101(m): 5:04pm On Jul 26, 2015
YOU dey STUPID like your post




blaze2cool:
ok

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Re: 5 Ways To Take Off The Bra By Joseph Edgar by Oyecute(m): 5:05pm On Jul 26, 2015
Rubbish

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Re: 5 Ways To Take Off The Bra By Joseph Edgar by lifezone247(m): 5:05pm On Jul 26, 2015
tongue
fckmn24seg:
It can never make front page

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Re: 5 Ways To Take Off The Bra By Joseph Edgar by gunther6(m): 5:05pm On Jul 26, 2015
Iranu

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Re: 5 Ways To Take Off The Bra By Joseph Edgar by nonnilee007(m): 5:05pm On Jul 26, 2015
Nonsense, bt noted sha
Re: 5 Ways To Take Off The Bra By Joseph Edgar by Humblebloke(m): 5:05pm On Jul 26, 2015
Thanks!!!



I think I will try the acid drop..... I must have tried the others before
Re: 5 Ways To Take Off The Bra By Joseph Edgar by Nobody: 5:05pm On Jul 26, 2015
A girl becomes a Lady when She Starts Wearing Bra and Menstruating
A boy becomes a Man when he start removing the bra and Penetrating . lol

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Re: 5 Ways To Take Off The Bra By Joseph Edgar by TDonald: 5:05pm On Jul 26, 2015
Rubbish Post


And this made front page, smh for the mods undecided

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Re: 5 Ways To Take Off The Bra By Joseph Edgar by nacotic(m): 5:05pm On Jul 26, 2015
lol

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Re: 5 Ways To Take Off The Bra By Joseph Edgar by Nobody: 5:06pm On Jul 26, 2015
I remember my first time 16 in high school with a Kenyan beauty. I spent weeks practicing my style asking my Badoos for info. cool Needless to say I fumbled with the bra she pushed me off and did it herself. Fumbled with the rubber too. 2 mins later.............end of story. She never looked at me the same way again. cry

Now I thank God I am now a Baddo

Funny thing is Nobody wants to remove OP's Bra.

Moral:Everybody starts somewhere

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Re: 5 Ways To Take Off The Bra By Joseph Edgar by Dcaliphate(m): 5:06pm On Jul 26, 2015
Chai!!! see sunday lecture o as e dey hot!! grin

I know its all sarcasm sha, nice one op.

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Re: 5 Ways To Take Off The Bra By Joseph Edgar by Nobody: 5:06pm On Jul 26, 2015
ok

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Re: 5 Ways To Take Off The Bra By Joseph Edgar by Ufranklin92(m): 5:06pm On Jul 26, 2015
@op you need to be probed cheesy

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Re: 5 Ways To Take Off The Bra By Joseph Edgar by priscaoge(f): 5:06pm On Jul 26, 2015
Not romantic naaa why Romance Section? Oga Mod mbok send this to Jokes Section cool cool cool

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Re: 5 Ways To Take Off The Bra By Joseph Edgar by gbaskiboy: 5:06pm On Jul 26, 2015
Trash, Educated posts are there, they will not move them to FTC, posts that will encourage urge for immorality is what moderators push to ftc. Smh...

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Re: 5 Ways To Take Off The Bra By Joseph Edgar by bigerboy200: 5:06pm On Jul 26, 2015
Wow
Re: 5 Ways To Take Off The Bra By Joseph Edgar by obiscapula(m): 5:06pm On Jul 26, 2015
There is no bra most times

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Re: 5 Ways To Take Off The Bra By Joseph Edgar by ghanaman5050: 5:06pm On Jul 26, 2015
You can use AK47 .
Re: 5 Ways To Take Off The Bra By Joseph Edgar by eleko1: 5:06pm On Jul 26, 2015
lipsrsealed wot about dos wey luk like bathroom slippers undecided lipsrsealed 'DUNLOP'/Mouka foam padded bra lipsrsealed .(Tosyne2much the expert),Vickyrotex,(IYANgbali dis one own no get Nafdac num sad undecided)

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