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Mock Test For The Cassanovas.. (ladies Back Off) by whitemask(m): 3:25pm On Jul 31, 2015
1. If for example I steal a girls number from your phone and then I message her still without your knowledge and she's like: where did you get my number from?
What would be the sweetest coaxing method to use to redeem one's self?

2. If this same girl has a boyfriend and we have gotten close to an extent. What words can be used to further wheedle her when she tells you this annoying statement; You know I have a boyfriend and yet you confess immense feelings for me, how would you feel if I was your girlfriend and some dude is doing exactly the same thing you are doing right now?

Each question carries equal mark and answer without criticism nor sentiments where either of this is applied juxtapose your criticism or sentiments with valid reasons.
Re: Mock Test For The Cassanovas.. (ladies Back Off) by TheSonOfMark(m): 3:34pm On Jul 31, 2015
1. When you get a girl's number without her consent and she's interrogating you, she's on the offensive and you have to defend yourself.

Trust me, no explanation wouldn't make you seem like a stalker.

Here's what I'd do:

She: Hello. I don't remember interacting with you before now so how did you get my phone number?
Me: Typical, isn't it?smiley
She: What?undecided
Me: Yeah, typical. Why do you ladies always stereotype we guys the first time we initiate a conversation? Like you hold on to the erroneous presumption of unfamiliar males being oppurtunists out to exploit you or some predators you need to be wary of when in essence some of us are genuinely interested in you and the positive possibilities. But you wouldn't know that, would you? After all, "all men are the same" according to you.

You see? I was on the offensive so she'd have to defend herself from your accusation of her prejudice against you by maybe replying this way:

She: Erm, see it's not like that. We live in perilous time and I am just being cautious with people I interact with.

If you are a smart guy like myself, you can pick on the issue of safety and get her to engage in a discussion. Bingo! You've got yourself a friend. Whether you date her depends on your seductive skills.wink



2. If a girl accuses you of trying to ruin her relationship, do not discuss it again.
Talk about her favourite songs, let her give you her take on the Okoye brothers rift, be witty.
When she begins to initiate conversations with you offline and online and she spends more hours while at it, just know she fancies and considers you as an option to her boyfriend...but she wouldn't tell you yet.

Ask her to go out with you and tell her its not a date. I once went with one to see the new international stadium here in Uyo. No kisses, no hugs but holding hands. She fancies you and you aren't hitting on her yet you made her feel more special than her boyfriend does.

Soon she'll ask if you want to hang out (maybe when her boyfriend starts behaving like a jerk). Never discuss about him though. Kiss her forehead when she says something nice. She wouldn't oppose it.

If you can malleate words easily, she'd fall head-over-heels for you.

That's my take on both posers.smiley
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Re: Mock Test For The Cassanovas.. (ladies Back Off) by MrSplurge(m): 3:49pm On Jul 31, 2015
This is so easy lol.

1.
MrSplurge: Hi 'Girl' I would be travelling to FL tomorrow, I'm really sorry about what I did.
Girl: Who is this?
MrSplurge: wow, I can't believe you deleted me off your contacts.
Girl: I'm sorry but I don't know who this is.
MrSplurge: is this even 'Girl Lady'
Girl: Nope
MrSplurge: I'm so sorry I got you mixed up with someone else but weird I have your number saved on my phone. Sorry about that lol
Girl: that's ok
*3 days later*
MrSplurge: Hi 'Girl' wink

2.
Girl: You know I have a boyfriend and yet you keep telling having these amorous convo with me.
MrSplurge: Getting to know you was by choice but me falling for you is beyond my control. No matter how much I try to deny it, you are my theme for a dream come true. If you were mine, I wouldn't be looking for anyone else. You are my perfection 'girl'
Girl: how would you feel if I was your girlfriend and a some guy was telling me all this
MrSplurge: if you give me a chance you won't have any reason to look out there anymore because I will make sure I give you everything you want and need. I will always make you happy. Have you ever had a guy kiss your feet before?
Girl: *chuckles*

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Re: Mock Test For The Cassanovas.. (ladies Back Off) by Nobody: 3:49pm On Jul 31, 2015
A thread for the mad by the mad and to the mad undecided

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Re: Mock Test For The Cassanovas.. (ladies Back Off) by Truckpusher(m): 3:53pm On Jul 31, 2015
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Re: Mock Test For The Cassanovas.. (ladies Back Off) by XavierBlue(m): 4:03pm On Jul 31, 2015
Truckpusher:
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ohh mi godgrin



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Re: Mock Test For The Cassanovas.. (ladies Back Off) by bqlekan(m): 4:11pm On Jul 31, 2015
1)1 of 4 transfer 200 naira airtime to the number. she should call back and if she didnt, i will call back after some hours and let her know i mistakenly transferred airtime meant for a friend to her, probably because i mixed some numbers up. she she will offer to return it which i will decline. after that she wont ever ask me where i got her number from grin

2) I will fail this
I respect other peoples relationship so much. once i know your boyfriend, i'm off grin

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Re: Mock Test For The Cassanovas.. (ladies Back Off) by Nobody: 4:20pm On Jul 31, 2015
Even the unrepentant asss fagggot will come here to tell lies grin

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Re: Mock Test For The Cassanovas.. (ladies Back Off) by bqlekan(m): 4:27pm On Jul 31, 2015
TheSonOfMark:
1. When you get a girl's number without her consent and she's interrogating you, she's on the offensive and you have to defend yourself.

Trust me, no explanation wouldn't make you seem like a stalker.

Here's what I'd do:

She: Hello. I don't remember interacting with you before now so how did you get my phone number?
Me: Typical, isn't it?smiley
She: What?undecided
Me: Yeah, typical. Why do you ladies always stereotype we guys the first time we initiate a conversation? Like you hold on to the erroneous presumption of unfamiliar males being oppurtunists out to exploit you or some predators you need to be wary of when in essence some of us are genuinely interested in you and the positive possibilities. But you would know that, would you? After all, "all men are the same" according to you.
.wink

If you can malleate words easily, she'd fall head-over-heels for you.

That's my take on both posers.smiley
Another very badt dude
Re: Mock Test For The Cassanovas.. (ladies Back Off) by TheSonOfMark(m): 4:31pm On Jul 31, 2015
bqlekan:
Another very badt dude
Seduction is of the mind and one can manipulate minds by stringing together the perfect words.
Re: Mock Test For The Cassanovas.. (ladies Back Off) by bqlekan(m): 4:33pm On Jul 31, 2015
TheSonOfMark:
Seduction is of the mind and one can manipulate minds by stringing together the perfect words.
you are right.. you know anything about Hypnosis?
Re: Mock Test For The Cassanovas.. (ladies Back Off) by AfricanApple(f): 4:38pm On Jul 31, 2015
I wont keep off. oya kee yaself tongue
Re: Mock Test For The Cassanovas.. (ladies Back Off) by misspicy(f): 4:44pm On Jul 31, 2015
TheSonOfMark:
1. When you get a girl's number without her consent and she's interrogating you, she's on the offensive and you have to defend yourself.

Trust me, no explanation wouldn't make you seem like a stalker.

Here's what I'd do:

She: Hello. I don't remember interacting with you before now so how did you get my phone number?
Me: Typical, isn't it?smiley
She: What?undecided
Me: Yeah, typical. Why do you ladies always stereotype we guys the first time we initiate a conversation? Like you hold on to the erroneous presumption of unfamiliar males being oppurtunists out to exploit you or some predators you need to be wary of when in essence some of us are genuinely interested in you and the positive possibilities. But you would know that, would you? After all, "all men are the same" according to you.

You see? I was on the offensive so she'd have to defend herself from your accusation of her prejudice against you by maybe replying this way:

She: Erm, see it's not like that. We live in perilous time and I am just being cautious with people I interact with.

If you are a smart guy like myself, you can pick on the issue of safety and get her to engage in a discussion. Bingo! You've got yourself a friend. Whether you date her depends on your seductive skills.wink



2. If a girl accuses you of trying to ruin her relationship, do not discuss it again.
Talk about her favourite songs, let her give you her take on the Okoye brothers rift, be witty.
When she begins to initiate conversations with you offline and online and she spends more hours while at it, just know she fancies and considers you as an option to her boyfriend...but she wouldn't tell you yet.

Ask her to go out with you and tell her its not a date. I once went with one to see the new international stadium here in Uyo. No kisses, no hugs but holding hands. She fancies you and you aren't hitting on her yet you made her feel more special than her boyfriend does.

Soon she'll ask if you want to hang out (maybe when her boyfriend starts behaving like a jerk). Never discuss about him though. Kiss her forehead when she says something nice. She wouldn't oppose it.

If you can malleate words easily, she'd fall head-over-heels for you.

That's my take on both posers.smiley
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DO YOU KNOW THAT YOU ARE ONE OF THE MOST INTELLIGENT GUYS ON NL? YOUR CONTRIBUTIONS TO THREADS SHOWS HOW MATURED AND REASONABLE YOU ARE...

THO AM A LADY,BUH I LOVE THIS EPIC AND AND RATIONAL ANSWERS YOU PROVIDED....

ARE YOU MARRIEDcheesy





Ps:Would like to be your friendgrin

Msg me on:misspicy12@gmail.com

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Re: Mock Test For The Cassanovas.. (ladies Back Off) by TheSonOfMark(m): 4:45pm On Jul 31, 2015
bqlekan:
you are right.. you know anything about Hypnosis?
Hypnosis is an advanced state of seduction.

Hypnosis has to do with mind control while seduction has to do with convincing a person to do your bidding while edging them on with the 'perfect' words, actions and inactions.

I prefer seduction 'cause it isn't remotely diabolic or exploitative.
Re: Mock Test For The Cassanovas.. (ladies Back Off) by TheSonOfMark(m): 4:46pm On Jul 31, 2015
Re: Mock Test For The Cassanovas.. (ladies Back Off) by bqlekan(m): 4:51pm On Jul 31, 2015
TheSonOfMark:
Hypnosis is an advanced state of seduction.

Hypnosis has to do with mind control while seduction has to do with convincing a person to do your bidding while edging them on with the 'perfect' words, actions and inactions.

I prefer seduction 'cause it isn't remotely diabolic or exploitative.
ok, so confused on this Hypnosis of a thing. created a thread on it but couldn't get any help. someone even said it's a sin. I was thinking of its use as an alternative use in confession instead of torture. Why torture a criminal when you can make him confess and lead you to their hideout easily? but is it Spiritual? Is it accepted in the society?
Re: Mock Test For The Cassanovas.. (ladies Back Off) by TheSonOfMark(m): 4:55pm On Jul 31, 2015
bqlekan:
ok, so confused on this Hypnosis of a thing. created a thread on it but couldn't get any help. someone even said it's a sin. I was thinking of its use as an alternative use in confession instead of torture. Why torture a criminal when you can make him confess and lead you to their hideout easily? but is it Spiritual? Is it accepted in the society?
I know more about seduction. Both have to do with the mind.

Maybe you should tag me on another thread.
Re: Mock Test For The Cassanovas.. (ladies Back Off) by misspicy(f): 5:19pm On Jul 31, 2015
TheSonOfMark:
wink
Revisit my post please




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Re: Mock Test For The Cassanovas.. (ladies Back Off) by TheSonOfMark(m): 5:40pm On Jul 31, 2015
misspicy:

DO YOU KNOW THAT YOU ARE ONE OF THE MOST INTELLIGENT GUYS ON NL? YOUR CONTRIBUTIONS TO THREADS SHOWS HOW MATURED AND REASONABLE YOU ARE...

THO AM A LADY,BUH I LOVE THIS EPIC AND AND RATIONAL ANSWERS YOU PROVIDED....

ARE YOU MARRIEDcheesy





Ps:Would like to be your friendgrin

Msg me on:misspicy12@gmail.com
No, I am not married.

My mail is functional so you could send a PM directly.

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