starlingslimnet:
Guy....did you just say past two week?

I knw its too small a sample data set to use for an accurate analysis but its still ok

faith551:



My papa no dey print card, and Buhari never fulfil him promise, I Don port since

lol.....Abeg no kill me with laughter

Oyind17:









I only pick very important calls, d person can send me whatsapp msg. my phone is always on silence. I miss calls a lot .

Faints at the bolded...

PunkyVeer:


I swear. Well, I don't give out my number much that's why

I thought as much.....

starlingslimnet:
69 calls..... I don't believe this... how you take dey do am....wetyn you give them chop?

ween you are bintiful and pretin and u av maney u av errytin 69misseds call is a shame sef
Ur fone for they crash everyday
I change fone errytim like dress code

starlingslimnet:
lol.....Abeg no kill me with laughter

Lol, na the truth nau,watsapp dey now, twitter, instagram, Facebook and nairaland come join, all I need is mtn's 10mb,and am good to go. We go break our call strike when gino tin tomato go back from #50 to #40 again

halfrica:

ween you are bintiful and pretin and u av maney u av errytin 69misseds call is a shame sef
Ur fone for they crash everyday
I change fone errytim like dress code

*Clears throat* Ehm.... Ehm.....

faith551:


Lol, na the truth nau,watsapp dey now, twitter, instagram, Facebook and nairaland come join, all I need is mtn's 10mb,and am good to go. We go break our call strike when gino tin tomato go back from #50 to #40 again

haha....

starlingslimnet:
*Clears throat* Ehm.... Ehm.....

Do u need strepsil

starlingslimnet:
haha....

Hope u are having a great day, watching arsenal trash this arrogant Chelsea, (hope u ain't a Chelsea fan)

faith551:



Hope u are having a great day, watching arsenal trash this arrogant Chelsea, (hope u ain't a Chelsea fan)

Mehn.... Chelsea na wash.....too much mouth

halfrica:

Do u need strepsil

Not that serious..... just your attribute is somehow intimidating...

starlingslimnet:
Not that serious..... just your attribute is somehow intimidating...

Are u trying to tell me ur throat pain is caused by in and timi dat are dating
Are u jealous?
Was in ur ex?

starlingslimnet:
Faints at the bolded...

I'm trying to change cos people are complaining

it freaks mennnn! me i like it!

Oyind17:









I'm trying to change cos people are complaining

I bet that's a good idea

Chai...

Midehi:
it freaks mennnn! me i like it!

your minimum will be around......

weekdays 25/30...Sunday 4/5

halfrica:
Them they call i no dey pick 69missed call daily
Them dey curls i no dey fix!!!! bt truth be told i wud start calling the day airtel manager ask me out till den tho

really?

Cutehector:
really?

come corner make we talk
*whisper* abeg no fall my hand for this thread


Cute hector ma nigga watagwan?
Long time me na see ma nigga at da hoody
Gat love for u man respect

I guess I hav a problem.. I find it hard to make calls...... I duno... And its really ruining my relationship wit ppo... I wish someone would understand

starlingslimnet:
Mehn.... Chelsea na wash.....too much mouth

No mind Dem jare

starlingslimnet:
Just thought about this as my Sister keep receiving calls every passing minutes of the hours..

So Ladies and Gentlemen what is the minimum numbers of calls you receive in a day?

...is her name Halfrica??....homebase boys hungry for kwik punnnny!! (no oofeinse)

halfrica:

come corner make we talk
*whisper* abeg no fall my hand for this thread


Cute hector ma nigga watagwan?
Long time me na see ma nigga at da hoody
Gat love for u man respect

lol. U make me laff evrytym I hav a convo wid u... I feel like I owe u big time

MrCork:


...is her name Halfrica??....homebase boys hungry for kwik punnnny!! (no oofeinse)

Hany why do u menshion africa alot
Are they about to deport u bck to africa??

halfrica:


Hany why do u menshion africa alot
Are they about to deport u bck to africa??

...its *Mention*.....Not Menshion..... illllitarate village girl struggling to impress a Londoner!!!

Cutehector:
lol. U make me laff evrytym I hav a convo wid u... I feel like I owe u big time

U dan need to be touching bou the hommie screen i put up
Me here gon make u happy as lang as u remain the 2nd richest man in d world
I lave u bt lave ur money more wahyasay?

MrCork:


...its *Mention*.....Not Menshion..... illllitarate village girl struggling to impress a Londoner!!!

Hany do u mean i shd differentiate between the types of mehsions we av
I tot u were educated hany or are u just selling* spare parts* in uk

MrCork:


...its *Mention*.....Not Menshion..... illllitarate village girl struggling to impress a Londoner!!!

Hany do u mean i shd differentiate between the types of mehsions we av
I tot u were educated hany or are u just selling* spare parts* in uk

halfrica:


U dan need to be touching bou the hommie screen i put up
Me here gon make u happy as lang as u remain the 2nd richest man in d world
I lave u bt lave ur money more wahyasay?

ur kiddn ryt?

Cutehector:
ur kiddn ryt?

Look into my heart and check if am kidding do i look like kidink or kida cruz?
I aint pumping kidding ok

halfrica:


Look into my heart and check if am kidding do i look like kidink or kida cruz?
I aint pumping kidding ok

lol... Ur crazy