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Mistakes Guys Make While Cooking by winetapper: 6:22pm On Aug 03, 2015
Mistake Guys Make While Cooking
In normal settings Cooking seems to be a girly thing while the hardworking activities a boyish thing. But in the cases where the lady aint avialable the guy has to make ends meet to put food on his table and here are mistake guys make while cooking..
**Keep calm and sip a cup of Palmwine grin **

1.Licking the spoon.
When we cook we also like to know how it taste to know the next step to take therefore in that process of tasting we tend to lick the whole spoon clean tongue.



2.Guessing.
Most times we dont cook accordingly.. We just cook to make it edible to eat..sometimes while frying we fry both vegetable and tomatoes what we know is that we are though with the Vegetable section.. grin grin



3.Wrong timing.
We dont want to know how long it takes or time too cook it, once we just mix it and the content becomes familar we bring the food down. smiley



4.Distracted Attention
Cooking normally is not our thing so we dont always have this reminder that we have something on the fire, either we are on phone or we are watching football or we are playing game, nothing but the chocking smell from the Kitchen would drag our attention back.
Sometimes we even forget we are cooking.. Guys wo be like
1Guy: Guy warin dey smell shocked ?
2Guy: Ode na my GrandMama Sanitary Pad dey smell so, no be your de cook Egusi soup angry ?
1Guy:Oboy ehh **Sublimes into Kitchen**




5. Kitchen injuries
Somehow its inevitable for us to have kitchen injuries either we slice our finger with vegetable or the pestle lands on our feet or we use bare hands to carry the hot pot down. angry



6. Wrong use of ingredient/ Wrong Mixture.
Most times we dont know when and where to put the necessary food stuff, like frying tomato paste before fresh tomatoes, adding water and vegetable before ingredients. We are just waiting for the food to start doing Putu putu putu to carry it down #NoTime undecided



7.Omitting/overusing an ingredient.
Most times in the quest of cooking to taste we end up omitting an ingredient or over adding it which at end would leave us with salt by the side of the plate or Jug of water to complete the Meal.



8. Leaving the Stainless/Metal spoon in Pot while waiting.
This one of the top mistakes guys make forgeting the spoon is also a conductor of Heat therefore helps in making the hand which is to be used for eating Usless by cauing Heat burns on the Palm in the process of turning the Food.



9. Coming up with their own Rules.
Miraculously when we cook and we get what we want we hereby declear it as the best way and adding other Facts to it such as..
-If the food doesnt taste good Add more pepper so no one would complain on the taste of the food but the Pepper.
- If it has no taste add more Seasoning or Salt
-If the food is about to get Burnt please quicky add water.
- Should in case you added water and it becomes watery and you are cooking stew quickly add more Tomatoe Paste to thicken it up.
-Even if you add the ingredient one after the other and you put all at once it would give you same Taste.

10. Feel free to Add yours grin
Written by : Winetapper
Inspiration: Awon Werey 100%

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Re: Mistakes Guys Make While Cooking by lekinz(m): 6:23pm On Aug 03, 2015
Okay
Re: Mistakes Guys Make While Cooking by Whizzcute(m): 6:23pm On Aug 03, 2015
grin

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Re: Mistakes Guys Make While Cooking by stephenqueen: 6:25pm On Aug 03, 2015
The only time wey ah make mistake wen cooking na wen ah put salt to yam wey ah wan pound.

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Re: Mistakes Guys Make While Cooking by INTROVERT(f): 6:25pm On Aug 03, 2015
okay






let all the guilty guys start commenting.........

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Re: Mistakes Guys Make While Cooking by Erukumakanaki: 6:25pm On Aug 03, 2015
My own mistake no pass when i add salt for beans when e never soft. . . Oboi i cooked that beans for 18hrs e nor gree done angry

Other Delibrate mistake; Cutting Onions the size of a donkey's ear cuz no time eh grin


My personal combo(skillZ)when cooking

1- chopping Onions with my eyes closed cool

2- Adding salt by placing it on my palms then blow it like those nollywood babalawo/Debia grin

3- throwing the spoon in the air and catching it inside the pot undecided

4- Adding onions into a pot of hot oil standing 5Fts away embarassed

5- Dancing Opan gangnam style while washing Meat. . wink



Dem too plenty mehn

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Re: Mistakes Guys Make While Cooking by Nobody: 6:28pm On Aug 03, 2015
See them
Re: Mistakes Guys Make While Cooking by CzarRex: 6:32pm On Aug 03, 2015
Not me..my own method of cooking is called freestyle cooking..anyhow anyhow d ingredients must rhyme and d food must sweet

Na so me I dey take cook!

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Re: Mistakes Guys Make While Cooking by kwencypresh(f): 6:34pm On Aug 03, 2015
Ok
Re: Mistakes Guys Make While Cooking by donholy28(m): 6:46pm On Aug 03, 2015
1:frying any thing yam,plantain,potatoes or meat at a 10meters distance from d frying pan...or I put one in then run
2:using the longest spoon i can find to bring out d fried items...I no get time for nonsense
3:putting ingredients randomly...wetin i know be say make dem complete 4 pot
4.cutting onions with my eyes closed and head faced backwards
5.tasting d soup often and nodding like agama lizard
6.sniffing d air and licking my lips once d aroma of my concoction becomes familiar
7.many others I can't remember

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Re: Mistakes Guys Make While Cooking by naijaboiy: 6:48pm On Aug 03, 2015
@ Number 4
What kind of guy would use his grand mother to Crack such a dirty joke just to prove a point? shockedshockedshocked

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Re: Mistakes Guys Make While Cooking by Ezedon(m): 6:56pm On Aug 03, 2015
I cooked better than all the nairaland babes, i dont make mistakes while cooking

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Re: Mistakes Guys Make While Cooking by graciousolo(m): 6:58pm On Aug 03, 2015
Me dey cook rice like beans.

Put rice on the stove, when it's soft, just add oil(red/groundnut), cut onions ontop, spray grinded pepper, seasoning cube, salt and any other ingredient in no particular order.

Then, I'll be like... the thing sweet na,taste am. E make sense joor. No be to chop? when I reach house I go chop better food. grin

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Re: Mistakes Guys Make While Cooking by naijaboiy: 6:59pm On Aug 03, 2015
But forget o! Guys no get time for all these protocols when it comes to cooking. gringrin

Especially for school. As long as say the food taste well for our mouth we are good to go.

The major aim: LET YOUR STOMACH BE FULL AND OTHER THINGS SHALL BE PUT INTO PLACE. gringringrin

I remember the day I was frying plantain and then after turning each plantain to the other side so it would fry I decided to put the spoon in my mouth so I would taste the saltiness of the plantain in the oil.

Omo no try the way wey my tongue take burn o! cheesy

No be small thing. gringringrin

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Re: Mistakes Guys Make While Cooking by naijaboiy: 7:01pm On Aug 03, 2015
graciousolo:
Me dey cook rice like beans.

Put rice on the stove, when it's soft, just add oil(red/groundnut), cut onions ontop, spray grinded pepper, seasoning cube, salt and any other ingredient in no particular order.

Then, I'll be like... the thing sweet na,taste am. E make sense joor. No be to chop? when I reach house I go chop better food. grin
Which type of rice be that one? gringrin

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Re: Mistakes Guys Make While Cooking by Deejavuu(f): 7:11pm On Aug 03, 2015
That number one is eewwww undecided


But some guys can cook for Africa. While some grin lipsrsealed

Lmao@ "putu putu"

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Re: Mistakes Guys Make While Cooking by winetapper: 8:04pm On Aug 03, 2015
Erukumakanaki:


Other Delibrate mistakes; Cutting Onions the size of a donkey's ear cuz no time eh grin


My ;personal combo(skillZ)when cooking

1- chopping Onions with my eyes closed

2- Adding salt by placing on ny palms then blow it like those nollywood babalawo/Debia grin

3- throwing the spoon in the air and catching it inside the pot undecided

4- Adding onions into a pot hot oil standing 5Fts away

5- Dancing Opan gangnam style when washing Meat. . wink



Dem too plenty mehn

naijaboiy:
gringringrin
I remember the day I was frying plantain and then after turning each plantain to the other side so it would fry I decided to put the spoon in my mouth so I would taste the saltiness of the plantain in the oil.
Omo no try the way wey my tongue take burn o! cheesy
No be small thing. gringringrin

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Re: Mistakes Guys Make While Cooking by naijaboiy: 8:28pm On Aug 03, 2015

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Re: Mistakes Guys Make While Cooking by CR77(f): 8:38pm On Aug 03, 2015
grin grin grin

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Re: Mistakes Guys Make While Cooking by shadelek(m): 8:38pm On Aug 03, 2015
Cooking is my hubby, na to measure the quantity of salt needed be my problem

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Re: Mistakes Guys Make While Cooking by holatin(m): 8:39pm On Aug 03, 2015
No forming I ve only made mistake while cooking once and the mistake is so terrible.

I was cooking in the dark only for me to mistakenly pour kerosene instead of groundnut oil into the rice.

I was like GHOOD WHYYYYY

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Re: Mistakes Guys Make While Cooking by Nobody: 8:40pm On Aug 03, 2015
There's nothing we won't.see.on nairaland lipsrsealed

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Re: Mistakes Guys Make While Cooking by Nobody: 8:41pm On Aug 03, 2015
I hate smoked chicken: it tastes just like smoked fish, so it's pointless. Much like this topic.

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Re: Mistakes Guys Make While Cooking by Nobody: 8:42pm On Aug 03, 2015
Na lieangry I sabi some guys that can even cook more than metongue
Re: Mistakes Guys Make While Cooking by Iceprincehkn(m): 8:43pm On Aug 03, 2015
In other news...

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Re: Mistakes Guys Make While Cooking by Jeromejnr(m): 8:43pm On Aug 03, 2015
classicB:
There's nothing we won't.see.on nairaland lipsrsealed

I dey tell u. sad
Re: Mistakes Guys Make While Cooking by Richie0974: 8:44pm On Aug 03, 2015
.for Guys that can't cook...
Re: Mistakes Guys Make While Cooking by saasala(m): 8:45pm On Aug 03, 2015
Am guilty of all
Re: Mistakes Guys Make While Cooking by Nobody: 8:45pm On Aug 03, 2015
grin This just reminded me of the day i cooked, beans..

After cooking, the beans was floating one side of the pot, and the oil on the otherside..

but, i no send anybody,

i still enjoyed it grin

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Re: Mistakes Guys Make While Cooking by donbugy(m): 8:46pm On Aug 03, 2015
Not me, I cook better than most girls.



Check my signature.
Re: Mistakes Guys Make While Cooking by tolexy007(m): 8:48pm On Aug 03, 2015
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Re: Mistakes Guys Make While Cooking by Lanretoye(m): 8:50pm On Aug 03, 2015
any of the list in (9) is normal...ladies does all those too.

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