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Re: My Mom Burst In While I Was Having Sex With My Wife. by Truckpusher(m): 10:32am On Sep 08, 2015
thelish:
I know say I must see u here. oya share ur numerous cases.
Reveal thyself first and your old moniker - Too many transgenders and homosexuals running amok in this forum these days. grin
Re: My Mom Burst In While I Was Having Sex With My Wife. by Yeansheritage: 10:33am On Sep 08, 2015
Lmao... Please you don't have to insult the OP or whosoever here because he just brought it up to us to laff n share experience...
Re: My Mom Burst In While I Was Having Sex With My Wife. by MISSNORA(f): 10:37am On Sep 08, 2015
Rextayne:
should I shoot you a pm?
no jor
Re: My Mom Burst In While I Was Having Sex With My Wife. by thelish(f): 10:37am On Sep 08, 2015
Truckpusher:
Reveal thyself first and your old moniker - Too many transgenders and homosexuals running amok in this forum these days. grin

Fear not. U dey fear homo? I am who I am.
Re: My Mom Burst In While I Was Having Sex With My Wife. by Truckpusher(m): 10:39am On Sep 08, 2015
thelish:


Fear not. U dey fear homo? I am who I am.
Iffa hear?

My yansh is very very precious to me abeg. grin

Reveal thyself o ye end time woman. cheesy
Re: My Mom Burst In While I Was Having Sex With My Wife. by Nobody: 10:41am On Sep 08, 2015
petitejolie:
Una too lyk dis kain gist. See comments abeg. Anyway I'm not married yet but I'm looking forward to wen we will b digging it out I don't care if my great ancestors walks in on us. Bsides it's been paid for grin

How about i take you on rehearsal prior to when the "main thing" will start? Remember, when you rehearse, you perform well.
Re: My Mom Burst In While I Was Having Sex With My Wife. by thelish(f): 10:47am On Sep 08, 2015
Truckpusher:
Iffa hear?

My yansh is very very precious to me abeg. grin

Reveal thyself o ye end time woman. cheesy
ur yansh is safe ooo.wetin u wan use d revelation do, end time man. u like yansh matter sha. lol
Re: My Mom Burst In While I Was Having Sex With My Wife. by Nobody: 10:49am On Sep 08, 2015
Quincyolarks:
Had a similar experience, I was doing my neighbor's daughter in their house and unknown to me my mom had been calling me. She saw my shoes at the entrance of the neighbor's and pushed the door open, behold it was a missionary movie.
spoilt thing lols!

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Re: My Mom Burst In While I Was Having Sex With My Wife. by obyno1011(m): 10:51am On Sep 08, 2015
Sanguine:
Lmao. If you're "umu anumanu", that means she (your mother) is an "anumanu" because you're her "umu"... Lmao. #no offence.
If you don't have sex with your wife and in your house for that matter, then who will you have sex with? Your mother?? I just can't stop laughing. Your mum's very funny. Lol. Umu anumanu. Chai! Ochi a togbuo la'm...

Obughi so so gi. lol. My mum wld say same too. She would use it to tease me always.
Re: My Mom Burst In While I Was Having Sex With My Wife. by haul: 10:52am On Sep 08, 2015
isaglo:
spoilt thing lols!

Nawa for you ooo, so say the guy dey tear hin neighbor pikin yansh na spoilt thing? After all we all want to get spoilt or you don't? grin
Re: My Mom Burst In While I Was Having Sex With My Wife. by Nzecorneboy: 10:57am On Sep 08, 2015
MISSNORA:
no jor
why the turning down babe it's somehow jor
till he starts talking what you don't like, don't turn down dear
Re: My Mom Burst In While I Was Having Sex With My Wife. by justmenoni: 11:02am On Sep 08, 2015
Jesus Christ...it's better it's ur mom at least u can scope her and buy her more goodies but tell ur wife to be extremely careful Nd obedient to ur mumsy and everyone ur mumsy is happy with otherwise ur wife go hear wen,I mean she dare not cross ur mum's border if she no wan hear d story of her life plus put afikun (like she caught her in bed and she might not say who she caught her with lol) and I think if it was ur mother in law it might be no big deal as she won't ever want to critize her own daughter...


Now I understand why in yoruba's culture sey na wife family dey live with husband and wife cos u can imagine if u were caught by ur MIL u might not even bring it up here on NL.

MOORCHMOORE:
It happened day before yesterday around 10pm.
My wife and 5months Son went to see her parent since 21st Aug, that the highest I've stayed without them.

On Friday 4th September, my inlaws came to do Omugo for my Son. I travel to my village that day after work.

After a success event, friends came and gone, I was left with my family members.

The urge to have sex was so high on us, my wife came into the room bang door but forgot to lock it. She was all over me. The summary was that we were at it, my mum was calling us, I didn't bother to grab the door because I thought it's Locked. As she was opening the door I was shouting for her to hold on cause my wife just muttered the door was open. Lol... But then she was already in my room with me on top of my wife, stack naked, light on. All she said as she turned back was "Umu anumanu" ie Animals.

For my I wasn't embarrassed but my wife was.

Married and Unmarried.
Have you had similar experience?
How did you handle it?

Cc: farano, Rocktation
Re: My Mom Burst In While I Was Having Sex With My Wife. by lolly2pops: 11:11am On Sep 08, 2015
What "WOUND" are you referring to? Get your facts straight.
Re: My Mom Burst In While I Was Having Sex With My Wife. by AlienStar: 11:12am On Sep 08, 2015
Story! U guys r too careless, wot if it was a child who saw you then........
Re: My Mom Burst In While I Was Having Sex With My Wife. by Nickymezor(f): 11:24am On Sep 08, 2015
Pidggin:
@OP no big deal, it's your mum she understands smiley
Exactly... No cause 4 alarm OP smiley
Re: My Mom Burst In While I Was Having Sex With My Wife. by Nobody: 11:27am On Sep 08, 2015
haul:


Nawa for you ooo, so say the guy dey tear hin neighbor pikin yansh na spoilt thing? After all we all want to get spoilt or you don't? grin
I dnt
Re: My Mom Burst In While I Was Having Sex With My Wife. by DedeNkem: 11:32am On Sep 08, 2015
Blame your wife. She knew what she was about to do and still left the door unlocked.
What would your mum say if she caught you eating your wife's p*ussy? cheesy

She'll scream, "Chinekemee! Ihenka akpokwaniya gini? Wefu onu gi na ukwu nwunye gi, onye ara!"
Translation: "My God! What should we call this rubbish? Remove you mouth from your wife's ass, you madman!"

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Re: My Mom Burst In While I Was Having Sex With My Wife. by haul: 11:48am On Sep 08, 2015
isaglo:
I dnt

Yeye, continue, don't get spoilt okay? Your virginity story go trend pass that 57yr old sawziland virgin. grin





That's if them never massacre the place.grin
Re: My Mom Burst In While I Was Having Sex With My Wife. by Ayatullah(m): 12:06pm On Sep 08, 2015
MOORCHMOORE:

efri body should be careful here, be lyk 1 mad dog lost chain grin grin

You and your mama lost chain in your unruly home and you are dirtier than a pig informing the public. Shame on you all.
Re: My Mom Burst In While I Was Having Sex With My Wife. by Ayatullah(m): 12:07pm On Sep 08, 2015
MOORCHMOORE:

efri body should be careful here, be lyk 1 mad dog lost chain grin grin

You and your mama lost chain in your unruly home and you are dirtier than a piiig informing the public. Shame on you all.
Re: My Mom Burst In While I Was Having Sex With My Wife. by Jennifer89(f): 12:42pm On Sep 08, 2015
OLUJOSHINS:




she was not being insultive. Op & His wife read Her comment the wrong way


guy are u for real? well, no matter how subtle she must have pronounce the words 'Animals' it is still offensive. i guess she was irritated that's why she said that but meeeeeeeeen she's not suppose to coz the op is in his house and legally married.
Re: My Mom Burst In While I Was Having Sex With My Wife. by Obaf16(f): 12:43pm On Sep 08, 2015
Juxtified:
Show us pictures or i don't believe it
Pictures r not available,so don't believe.
Re: My Mom Burst In While I Was Having Sex With My Wife. by Obaf16(f): 12:46pm On Sep 08, 2015
Tydies:
"Umu anumanu" means Children of Animals. "Anumanu" means Animals..
R u sure? If that is d case,op nd wife r not animals.smile
Re: My Mom Burst In While I Was Having Sex With My Wife. by Easy1401(m): 12:46pm On Sep 08, 2015
Chaii Mr Konji a.k.a John Thomas Na bastard
Re: My Mom Burst In While I Was Having Sex With My Wife. by igbinigiejeff(m): 12:48pm On Sep 08, 2015
rasojie:
MUST EVERYTHING BE SHARED ON NAIRALAND?? Mtcheeeww angry

Yes! For others to learn........That's while it's call social media eh;
Re: My Mom Burst In While I Was Having Sex With My Wife. by iamkingzlee(m): 12:52pm On Sep 08, 2015
hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. chineke!!! grin grin grin
Re: My Mom Burst In While I Was Having Sex With My Wife. by Ichie11(m): 1:11pm On Sep 08, 2015
WARIS DIS SEF........UMU ANUMANU.... cheesy cheesy grin grin cool[color=#006600][/color]
Re: My Mom Burst In While I Was Having Sex With My Wife. by Nicepoker(m): 1:14pm On Sep 08, 2015
Pictures pls.
Re: My Mom Burst In While I Was Having Sex With My Wife. by OLUJOSHINS(m): 1:19pm On Sep 08, 2015
Jennifer89:



guy are u for real? well, no matter how subtle she must have pronounce the words 'Animals' it is still offensive. i guess she was irritated that's why she said that but meeeeeeeeen she's not suppose to coz the op is in his house and legally married.


Truly, Mama might have been irritated & she might have called them animals with insultive intentions.

I was just tryn to see it as a badass joke & I think Op also took it as a rough joke.
Re: My Mom Burst In While I Was Having Sex With My Wife. by OLUJOSHINS(m): 1:22pm On Sep 08, 2015
Jennifer89:



guy are u for real? well, no matter how subtle she must have pronounce the words 'Animals' it is still offensive. i guess she was irritated that's why she said that but meeeeeeeeen she's not suppose to coz the op is in his house and legally married.


Truly, Mama might have been irritated & she might have called them animals with insultive intentions.

I was just tryn to see it as a badass joke & I think Op also took it as a rough joke.


But they were not in Op's house oooo. They were in the family house in the village which might be Op's father's house
Re: My Mom Burst In While I Was Having Sex With My Wife. by NET1(m): 1:38pm On Sep 08, 2015
Next time, please lock the door.

.NET

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Re: My Mom Burst In While I Was Having Sex With My Wife. by Nobody: 1:55pm On Sep 08, 2015
MISSNORA:
hmmmm thanx
i like ur breads

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