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Re: WELCOME TO AFRICA - 15 Funny Attributes That Suggest That You Might Be African by Nobody: 9:14pm On Sep 20, 2015 |
tourismlove:did you just use your anus to write this stuff Have you seen how the Chinese speak 1 Like |
Re: WELCOME TO AFRICA - 15 Funny Attributes That Suggest That You Might Be African by Nobody: 9:14pm On Sep 20, 2015 |
Worst post ever. There's no human on earth who doesn't have at least one of the above listed attribute. And again, what's funny about those attribute As for the accent, do you think all Americans have same accent? 1 Like |
Re: WELCOME TO AFRICA - 15 Funny Attributes That Suggest That You Might Be African by DuBLINGreenb(m): 9:16pm On Sep 20, 2015 |
I knew I wasn't African ich wusste, ich war nicht afrikanisch. 1 Like |
Re: WELCOME TO AFRICA - 15 Funny Attributes That Suggest That You Might Be African by DuBLINGreenb(m): 9:19pm On Sep 20, 2015 |
sonofananimal:The fok is wrong with you you just kicked us out the front page by quoting op. and it's "...heard the Chinese speak" not"...seen the Chinese speak" |
Re: WELCOME TO AFRICA - 15 Funny Attributes That Suggest That You Might Be African by FRANKOXY(m): 9:20pm On Sep 20, 2015 |
1.SUSPENDING EVERYTHING YOU ARE DOING TO LOOK AT WHITE MAN. 2. :oPENING MOUTH AND NOSE AS YOU GAWP AT A CAR YOU HAVEN'T SEEN BEFORE 3.NOT BITING YOUR FOOD WELL BEFORE SWALLOWING IT ESPECIALLY IN FASTFOOD JOINT BECAUSE YOU THINK YOU MAY LOOK LIKE MR IBU. |
Re: WELCOME TO AFRICA - 15 Funny Attributes That Suggest That You Might Be African by 2termz(m): 9:25pm On Sep 20, 2015 |
wat da Bleep is dis |
Re: WELCOME TO AFRICA - 15 Funny Attributes That Suggest That You Might Be African by Nobody: 9:25pm On Sep 20, 2015 |
DuBLINGreenb:did I LOOK like a fvking ENGLISH master Dude! I speak what I spoke. |
Re: WELCOME TO AFRICA - 15 Funny Attributes That Suggest That You Might Be African by Coolboi05(m): 9:27pm On Sep 20, 2015 |
Op you really need to come over here...almost everything you mentioned happens here in france.. |
Re: WELCOME TO AFRICA - 15 Funny Attributes That Suggest That You Might Be African by aspabay(m): 9:30pm On Sep 20, 2015 |
Rubbish |
Re: WELCOME TO AFRICA - 15 Funny Attributes That Suggest That You Might Be African by Nobody: 9:32pm On Sep 20, 2015 |
damton:fast fast, sharp sharp, kia kia, maza maza, now now, etc. |
Re: WELCOME TO AFRICA - 15 Funny Attributes That Suggest That You Might Be African by montezz(f): 9:36pm On Sep 20, 2015 |
lol....the op is absolutely right. i still wish i had supernatural powers lyk patience ozokwor(in nollywood movies). guilty of all excpt no 4 and 15 |
Re: WELCOME TO AFRICA - 15 Funny Attributes That Suggest That You Might Be African by yinkuscious(m): 9:39pm On Sep 20, 2015 |
Africans also do appreciate... For all of u that got 1 like from me, pls appreciate it |
Re: WELCOME TO AFRICA - 15 Funny Attributes That Suggest That You Might Be African by juman(m): 9:45pm On Sep 20, 2015 |
You are not right. But one thing that is common about africa is having very bad "leaders". |
Re: WELCOME TO AFRICA - 15 Funny Attributes That Suggest That You Might Be African by Achilies(m): 9:46pm On Sep 20, 2015 |
I was sitting in my car on a very long queue from the Mobil petrol station in Maryland. This queue was almost getting to Anthony bus stop (a stretch of almost 3 miles!) It was one of those days when fuel was scarce. Suddenly, a guy ran past my car with a Jerry can in one hand shouting, "They have started o!" in Yoruba. I quickly jumped out of my car, opened my booth, got my Jerry can and ran after him. He kept running towards Maryland. When he got to the petrol station, he shouted again, "Won ti bere ooo!" This in Yoruba means, "They have started o!" He ran past the petrol station and headed towards Sheraton hotel. Anyone who knows these places I'm mentioning will understand how quite afar they are. I tried to run faster to catch up and ask the boy what have they started, but the boy ran faster. I looked back and I saw like 6 people had joined us running with Jerry cans in their palms. We continue past Sheraton and headed towards Ikeja bus stop. When we got to Ikeja bus stop, he shouted again, "They have started o!"... and continued his run. We asked each other what was happening but nobody seemed to know as we ran behind the boy. Finally, we got to Oshodi and he shouted again, this time, we were like 40 people running behind him, all of us with a Jerry can in one hand. He shouted again, "They have started ooo!"!!! He continued his run towards Isolo and finally, after getting to Isolo, he stopped and we were all gasping for breath, all of us , men and women, some with pot bellies. I moved closed to him and asked, "What have they started?" The boy replied, "Chelsea vs Arsenal, the match has started!" I fainted. 3 Likes |
Re: WELCOME TO AFRICA - 15 Funny Attributes That Suggest That You Might Be African by blacktwist(m): 9:54pm On Sep 20, 2015 |
afolwalex20:yea same here too bro. Equal mind |
Re: WELCOME TO AFRICA - 15 Funny Attributes That Suggest That You Might Be African by blacktwist(m): 9:55pm On Sep 20, 2015 |
afolwalex20:yea same here too bro. Equal mind |
Re: WELCOME TO AFRICA - 15 Funny Attributes That Suggest That You Might Be African by Leyemoshood: 9:55pm On Sep 20, 2015 |
cool story in other news,order your football jerseys https://www.nairaland.com/2447345/2015-2016-new-jerseys-available/4 |
Re: WELCOME TO AFRICA - 15 Funny Attributes That Suggest That You Might Be African by clevadani: 9:58pm On Sep 20, 2015 |
Nice observations @op |
Re: WELCOME TO AFRICA - 15 Funny Attributes That Suggest That You Might Be African by prettyJoy22(f): 9:58pm On Sep 20, 2015 |
Isn't it funny posting this kind of stuff on nairaland were you know 99.9 are africans Anyway tanx 4 the post cuz I just found out am not african TracingMyRootsModeActivated |
Re: WELCOME TO AFRICA - 15 Funny Attributes That Suggest That You Might Be African by prettyJoy22(f): 10:02pm On Sep 20, 2015 |
Achilies: |
Re: WELCOME TO AFRICA - 15 Funny Attributes That Suggest That You Might Be African by engrshakespeare: 10:08pm On Sep 20, 2015 |
[quote author=SimartNiG post=38212337][/quote] This toy powerbanks shouldn't exceed N300 each or else you wanna fleece us |
Re: WELCOME TO AFRICA - 15 Funny Attributes That Suggest That You Might Be African by baloney: 10:10pm On Sep 20, 2015 |
who on earth thinks this, have some argument on some of d point lyk 2, 7..... |
Re: WELCOME TO AFRICA - 15 Funny Attributes That Suggest That You Might Be African by marylandcakes: 10:15pm On Sep 20, 2015 |
BS |
Re: WELCOME TO AFRICA - 15 Funny Attributes That Suggest That You Might Be African by itzdopekid(m): 10:16pm On Sep 20, 2015 |
afolwalex20: |
Re: WELCOME TO AFRICA - 15 Funny Attributes That Suggest That You Might Be African by baloney: 10:21pm On Sep 20, 2015 |
prettyJoy22:achilies hope you are not an arsenal fan for a Chelsea fan it worth it " Chelsea have started" 1 Like |
Re: WELCOME TO AFRICA - 15 Funny Attributes That Suggest That You Might Be African by MsBliss(f): 10:29pm On Sep 20, 2015 |
Ayam proud to be African and I am double proud to be a Nigerian. |
Re: WELCOME TO AFRICA - 15 Funny Attributes That Suggest That You Might Be African by slimfresh(m): 10:34pm On Sep 20, 2015 |
GabrielSuswam:........Jesus (d savior) is Lord. |
Re: WELCOME TO AFRICA - 15 Funny Attributes That Suggest That You Might Be African by Achilies(m): 11:40pm On Sep 20, 2015 |
[color=#000099][/color] baloney: I be Chelsea o. But all that run was for nothing 1 Like |
Re: WELCOME TO AFRICA - 15 Funny Attributes That Suggest That You Might Be African by midecrown(m): 11:53pm On Sep 20, 2015 |
15 attributes..15likes#meanwhile it's applicable not just to Africans#@teamproudlyAfricans |
Re: WELCOME TO AFRICA - 15 Funny Attributes That Suggest That You Might Be African by IamAtribalist: 12:54am On Sep 21, 2015 |
Rubbish pathetic stereotypes - use your head. |
Re: WELCOME TO AFRICA - 15 Funny Attributes That Suggest That You Might Be African by Nobody: 2:10am On Sep 21, 2015 |
@OP: going by your write-up that means I am NOT an African.... |
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