tosyne2much:
even though it is obvious that a comment is full of hilarity some people will still take it personal

Next time post on jokes forum

obum88:


Next time post on jokes forum

You are not to decide for me

happney65:


The one and only obontami of Sexuality..May your Dick never die of good tight pussyy to dey fire every now and then..

paddy meeeeeeee



I sight you, jarey

tosyne2much:
You are not to decide for me

Hmmmmmmm...you missed the joke

keenn:
Last 2 years, I noticed (subconsciously) a lady that exercises very early in the morning on campus.
She was so consistent with her routine that I got inclined to know her.

My plan was to ensure she wasn't jogging when I would say hi to her, the possibility of that occurrence made me to come out early everyday in the hope to meet that situation

One day, she eventually stopped to catch her breath just almost in front of where I was seating. I took the opportunity, with a beating heart and cold feat, I walked to where she was gasping for air...

Good morning, its quite rare to see ladies that are exercise inclined, she responded 'thank you'

I like your...before I could continue, she bugged her ear with her ear piece and jogged off.

Was just last week I discovered she is a lecturer

The news is, I would be having her class on monday and this would span for 5 months. Am so worried

if no be say you sef be ashewo...

na woman dem send you skol go find?

nothing spoil... you go jst man up... no give her face atal

If she get craze she fit fail you sha... na ur own wahala be dat

Notin do u na jst carry over sure pass jst gv it try

sirTesco:
U did nothing bad, so don't be afraid of anything; atleast u didn't ask her out and even if u did, is it a crime? No. It would have been even better. U would have been a source of A's to ur frnds. U fuk up shall.
Just find a means to look for her and preach real love to her to see what she will say.
Sumourn courage bro, u are a man.
Go and woo her

hahaha

Nairalanders pushing someone into the fire furnace while they drift away. hehehe

If you 're a brilliant chap, good for you but if you are olodo, your own don done. If you impress her she will actually take to liking you.

See you small boy,you don dey fear,you no know say na because of you she dey fok sorry I mean jug everyday,abeg no fall my hand o,go toast am jo,she's all yours. Lecturer no be person ni?

sconp:
There's nothing to be afraid of, you gave her a compliment, if for anything it would endear you to her. Smile, keep a cool and calm demeanor, and don't be afraid to compliment her again if you get the chance.

in NIGERIA? U sure?
Nigerian lecturers.. (those female lecturers xpecially)
iono man...
bt i 'nt fink so...

CreamyBanana:


Guy, you are not serious o. In fact, you dey vex me. Ordinary lecturer. What about me that wooed VC and registrar within a week?

Bros i throway salute oooo

keenn:



Thanks

pls do exactly as he advised. Infact make her course ur best to make the best grade and see what follows

Is wooing a lecturer a taboo in Nigeria ??

keenn:
Last 2 years, I noticed (subconsciously) a lady that exercises very early in the morning on campus.
She was so consistent with her routine that I got inclined to know her.

My plan was to ensure she wasn't jogging when I would say hi to her, the possibility of that occurrence made me to come out early everyday in the hope to meet that situation

One day, she eventually stopped to catch her breath just almost in front of where I was seating. I took the opportunity, with a beating heart and cold feat, I walked to where she was gasping for air...

Good morning, its quite rare to see ladies that are exercise inclined, she responded 'thank you'

I like your...before I could continue, she bugged her ear with her ear piece and jogged off.

Was just last week I discovered she is a lecturer

The news is, I would be having her class on monday and this would span for 5 months. Am so worried

I WAS ONCE CALLED HECULES, BECAUSE OF MY BRAVE HEART DURING MY SCHOOL DAYS, I USE TO ASK OUT ANY CREATURES THAT HAVE BOOBS... REGARD LESS OF WHO SHE IS.


SHE IS A HUMAN AND A WOMAN, IF YOU KNOW HOW TO PLAY YOUR GAME VERY WELL! MARSK YOUR SHAME AND SAY “ OHHH I REMEMBER YOU! ....... AND SO ON AND SO”


YOU ARE GUY WITH BALLS FOR GOD'S SAKE GRAB HER AND SHOW HER THINGS SHE KNOWETH NOT.....












ONE MORE NOTE: I'm NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY OUTCOME OF THE RESULT

tosyne2much:
Bros i throway salute oooo

Yes yes, my brother. You garrit. You garrit, men.

obontami:
Guy forget, nothing dey happun


Infact keep wooing her and I assure u dat she will end up riding ur dick


Forget d lecturer thingy, toto na toto


Me wey dey fccck person wey use 7years senior me nko ??

Lol,great advise.

obontami:
Guy forget, nothing dey happun


Infact keep wooing her and I assure u dat she will end up riding ur dick


Forget d lecturer thingy, toto na toto


Me wey dey fccck person wey use 7years senior me nko ??

this is silly. Did d op say he wanna lay with her? Some dudes sha.. Na wa!

keenn:


I am a medical student, she is a consultant. SHE IS A CONSULTANT!!!

Those familiar with how medical education rolls should have an idea what's coming

. Hahaha! Uar sooo dead! I just hope she is not an internal medicine consultant but if to say community medicine,there shouldn't be qualms Lolzz

menxer:
Fear has its torments.

Why fear when you are not guilty of anything?

Besides, all you did was compliment her, I wonder if that is a crime.

scam.

keenn:


I am a medical student, she is a consultant. SHE IS A CONSULTANT!!!

Those familiar with how medical education rolls should have an idea what's coming

. Hahaha! Uar sooo dead! I just hope she is not an internal medicine consultant but if to say community medicine since u mentioned project supervisor ,there shouldn't be qualms Lolzz ! Pele! I feel ur fear!

tosyne2much:
Bros i throway salute oooo

na ordinary throway u dey throway....me I ban salute to am ooo...ahahaann!!!

Honestly, during my undergraduate years, I do wish I have female lecturers I get to interact with so far I have brains, because I know they can't fail me since I don't lobby for marks.

You need to wake up bro. If I were you, to be frank, I may become her jog mate discuss studies, and nobody would say shut if they know my level of intelligence. I may even show off. Women likes those who are better at things that quite a number of people don't like to do. You should be able to talk, take a walk with your lecturers what's bad in that. It happens in the western world.

Mr man, buckle up and face reality. If you now find one of your friends become good friends with her now.. you'll want to be famzing. . Wishing you were the one..

Make friends nothing. Let her see you, greet and mind your business. Find common grounds and be happy...
Be a man if you

keenn:


I am a medical student, she is a consultant. SHE IS A CONSULTANT!!!

Those familiar with how medical education rolls should have an idea what's coming

what school?

debque:
na ordinary throway u dey throway....me I ban salute to am ooo...ahahaann!!!

I wish say i get mind reach u ooooo

udondeymadt:
this is silly. Did d op say he wanna lay with her? Some dudes sha.. Na wa!

he said he wanna woo her, meaning he wanna date her

Is it not from dating fcccking will happen


Gosh, some people sha

babafirst:
Lol,great advise.

Good advice nah

Ain't it ??

Some peoples comment tho'.op said he has sleepless nights..dis made me laugh. .on top what na....deres nothin criminal in what you did jor.

obontami:


Good advice nah


Ain't it ??

lol,yep.Perfect advise.The lecturer dey do initial gra gra ,with time and systematic wooing he will conquer her.Perhaps he should also start jogging since she likes jogging.

keenn:


After that said event, I see her often with exortic cars...I reasoned she was from a wealthy family and stuff.

We see each other at random on campus, but those moment were not so comfortable for a re-introduction. Its either am busy with school stuff or she his in her car or walking dam fast.

What I mean to say his...she know my face...

She would be supervising my group next week. bin having troubles sleeping

What the heck is wrong with you? So you wooed your potential lecturer; big deal. In the end, she is still a lady and you are still a guy so you haven't done anything abnormal. Here's what you'd do now; wait till you actually attend her class or when she comes around. Make eye contact with her several times while she speaks. Not STARING at her o, I mean like you're really deeply interested in whatever lecture she's giving. Then after the class walk over boldly and speak in a casual sorry-for-the-crazy-shii-I-did kinda way. say "excuse me, I just wanted to apologize for the other day, I had no Idea you were a lecturer otherwise I'd have allowed my head do the thinking instead of my other head. Just wanted to apologize for that. hope we're cool" talk to her like you're talking to just another girl, not with any kind of added respect (this is to put her in her place and make sure u can still woo her again once she's no longer supervising your group) she would probably yes with or without a smile. Except she's a stupidd bittch- in which case just hiss and walk away. World war III don start be dat but u no send.


P.S; I must add that the only reason you are even walking up to her in the first place is to further deepen whatever potential connection you've managed to establish. otherwise, mptchew! who cares. But by doing this you would no longer be just another student and every time she speaks and you're eye-contacting her she'l be feeling a little nervous and may be avoiding your gaze. Ehen. oya just wait until she can't directly fuckkk your scores up anymore, then go for her.

babafirst:
lol,yep.Perfect advise.The lecturer dey do initial gra gra ,with time and systematic wooing he will conquer her.Perhaps he should also start jogging since she likes jogging.

Waaa Gbayi

U get it

obontami:
Guy forget, nothing dey happun


Infact keep wooing her and I assure u dat she will end up riding ur dick


Forget d lecturer thingy, toto na toto


Me wey dey fccck person wey use 7years senior me nko ??

guy small small Na what hap-pin