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Re: Hilarious Facts About Most Nigerian Universities by airsaylongcon: 8:58pm On Oct 12, 2015
TheMainMan:
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you just abandoned us on your nlng thread. mehn are having a torrid time waiting for d last stage
Re: Hilarious Facts About Most Nigerian Universities by Nobody: 8:59pm On Oct 12, 2015
Kingsley1000:
you must be a chronic smoker
I never said so grin.

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Re: Hilarious Facts About Most Nigerian Universities by naijaboiy: 8:59pm On Oct 12, 2015
Mexyz:
Nope! That's a borrowed course I had to do in my second year.
Re: Hilarious Facts About Most Nigerian Universities by eaccyboy(m): 8:59pm On Oct 12, 2015
A school wer u borrow textbooks bc u don't want to dash d sch ur library fee for free n u end up paying half of d price of d text book due to late return

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Re: Hilarious Facts About Most Nigerian Universities by dhoryn(f): 9:00pm On Oct 12, 2015
A place where anyone that wears white and black is a law student. grin
Re: Hilarious Facts About Most Nigerian Universities by brainiacadeboi(m): 9:00pm On Oct 12, 2015
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Re: Hilarious Facts About Most Nigerian Universities by eaccyboy(m): 9:03pm On Oct 12, 2015
School wer boys die wt d wireless internet connectn dan food..
Re: Hilarious Facts About Most Nigerian Universities by Nobody: 9:03pm On Oct 12, 2015
dhoryn:
A place where anyone that wears white and black is a law student. grin
Beautiful profile pix.
Keep it up!
Re: Hilarious Facts About Most Nigerian Universities by Nobody: 9:05pm On Oct 12, 2015
CivilzedTyger:
Our Sch the number of mosquito in 1 room can beat the population of china
o boy u can lie ooo
Re: Hilarious Facts About Most Nigerian Universities by TheMainMan: 9:06pm On Oct 12, 2015
airsaylongcon:


you just abandoned us on your nlng thread. mehn are having a torrid time waiting for d last stage
... Dont get U bro... undecided..
Re: Hilarious Facts About Most Nigerian Universities by CivilzedTyger(m): 9:10pm On Oct 12, 2015
Integral2xdx:
o boy u can lie ooo
Oga na me o, Jamzeey, that ur apprentice
Re: Hilarious Facts About Most Nigerian Universities by chomytex(f): 9:10pm On Oct 12, 2015
Welcome to nigerian university where the so called federal unis are more expensive compared to state unis...where a lecturer repeatedly fails a student for pointing out his/her error...where sug presidents buy the latest car,plots of land...

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Re: Hilarious Facts About Most Nigerian Universities by 12month: 9:11pm On Oct 12, 2015
dat number 1 na true, back then while in sch, na 1 unit courses dey baffle me pass.

I carry 1unit course till frm 100level to 500level, before i fit clear d bastardd.. n I dey pass
those hard 4 units courses like play, because engineering u must read fast n cover syllabus like madt

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Re: Hilarious Facts About Most Nigerian Universities by Nobody: 9:11pm On Oct 12, 2015
SSpeter:
When people criticise Nigerian Universities I begin to wonder? I attended a Federal University in this Same country where we were 74 in class we all had our personal sits in the Studio/theatre given to us. He had so many lecture theatres and all the people I met were cool headed. Then I begin to wonder? Where did you guys study? I mean which school. Pls I am proud of my school? I had a friend studying at Reading university England studying same course with me and same level. Sometimes he mails his assignment to me and we discussed. I found him knowledgeable and so did he. I gave him great insights about his work. The only difference I saw was "He was better exposed"... because of the environment where he found himself. I still don't fancy the university Abroad. If we had better industries , Hospitals, Factories,Infrastructure, Tourism, good Security, continuity in governance we will get more foreigners in our country that will attend our schools, bring in their own exposure and these industries will keep us apprised of latest technologies that way we can stand with our head high.....
NB...if you did not study in Havard, MIT, Princeton, Stanford, Cambridge, Oxford, University of London and Imperial college...forget ur level...na the same thing
personal seat.

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Re: Hilarious Facts About Most Nigerian Universities by uncjay(m): 9:12pm On Oct 12, 2015
A school where everything is stressful, to pay school fees na wahala, to collect permit casaba, to change teller conventional code of processes....one office to another.....

Naija tuale....
Re: Hilarious Facts About Most Nigerian Universities by airsaylongcon: 9:13pm On Oct 12, 2015
TheMainMan:
... Dont get U bro... undecided..
forget it. the moniker in question is DMainMan not TheMainMan
Re: Hilarious Facts About Most Nigerian Universities by Nelsizzy(m): 9:16pm On Oct 12, 2015
naijaboiy:

Nope! That's a borrowed course I had to do in my second year.
Guy y u dey lie na. Pol122 na 100lvl 2nd semester course na. No b 200lvl law u dey agen?
Re: Hilarious Facts About Most Nigerian Universities by chax100(f): 9:18pm On Oct 12, 2015
A school where Year 1 Engineering students move about with drawing board and Tee square. You will pity them when boarding shuttles. grin grin grin

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Re: Hilarious Facts About Most Nigerian Universities by Mexyz(m): 9:22pm On Oct 12, 2015
naijaboiy:

Nope! That's a borrowed course I had to do in my second year.
OK, was surprised when I saw pol122.
Re: Hilarious Facts About Most Nigerian Universities by viktor01(m): 9:35pm On Oct 12, 2015
schools where a graduate of Computer science can't even correctly shut down a computer.

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Re: Hilarious Facts About Most Nigerian Universities by Progress2468(m): 9:35pm On Oct 12, 2015
janefrancisca:
Chai skol days, my one and only carryover in skul den was a result of chatting with some friends especially bobos. E get d kian person wey u go dey chat with, u no go even one drop phone to piss sef. I chatted with dis particular guy till 4am and my exam was by 9am. Only 5hrs to read all wetin dem teach dat semester for ECO 201. Omo after the exam, i no need soothsayer to tell me say na F candidate i be though trust students na you go dey expect one kain miracle to happen. Lo and behold result com out, i get 35 embarassed. I sha write am again pass. Since that day, i sell my nokia 3110c com buy nokia torch...used it till i graduated. No time to take chance again o.

ECN 201 (Micro Economics) and carryover be like Kanye and Kim
Re: Hilarious Facts About Most Nigerian Universities by bummyla(m): 9:38pm On Oct 12, 2015
17. Welcome to a school where many students wasted their time during lecture hours and remember God few weeks to the exam and want God to perform miracles for them in the exam hall. That's fact. Remember in every nonsense,there must be a sense in it.



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Re: Hilarious Facts About Most Nigerian Universities by Demmzy15(m): 9:39pm On Oct 12, 2015
janefrancisca:
Chai skol days, my one and only carryover in skul den was a result of chatting with some friends especially bobos. E get d kian person wey u go dey chat with, u no go even one drop phone to piss sef. I chatted with dis particular guy till 4am and my exam was by 9am. Only 5hrs to read all wetin dem teach dat semester for ECO 201. Omo after the exam, i no need soothsayer to tell me say na F candidate i be though trust students na you go dey expect one kain miracle to happen. Lo and behold result com out, i get 35 embarassed. I sha write am again pass. Since that day, i sell my nokia 3110c com buy nokia torch...used it till i graduated. No time to take chance again o.
grin grin
Re: Hilarious Facts About Most Nigerian Universities by Zoe1(f): 9:44pm On Oct 12, 2015
clockwise:
Hmmmmm, A place where ur lecturer will tell u A is for God, B is for him/her and C is for the best student in d the class. Hmmmm, welcum to Nigeria where ur lecturer will tell u to ask ur senior colleauge if any one of dem had a A in d course he is taking u. Hmmmm, a place where female students will snap themselves for an hour on the same spot.
Exactly! dey will even tell u first class is not possible, cos during their time dey struggled to get 2.1.
Re: Hilarious Facts About Most Nigerian Universities by viktor01(m): 9:46pm On Oct 12, 2015
Schools where to get admission na testimony, to graduate na thanksgiving, to serve na miracle and to get job na God.

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Re: Hilarious Facts About Most Nigerian Universities by Nobody: 9:47pm On Oct 12, 2015
Kingsley1000:
every some students is are guilty of that,i do study 3days b4 exam
tongue
Re: Hilarious Facts About Most Nigerian Universities by tosyne2much(m): 9:51pm On Oct 12, 2015
EreluY:
WHY ARE UNIVERSITIES IN NIGERIA CALLED SCHOOLS? IN THE BRITISH SYSTEM, A SCHOOL IS FOR 4-16 YEARS OLD, YOU MIGHT FIND POST 16 CHILDREN IN THE SIXTH FORM. BEYOND THAT YOU HAVE COLLEGES AND UNIVERSITIES AND THESE ARE NOT CALLED SCHOOLS.
Lemme make something clear


Just as dogs, cats, rats, elephants, etc are as categorized animals; colleges, universities, polytechnics, etc are categorized as school. Though the word school is mostly used to refer to those at the primary and secondary level


Personally, I think the most suitable word to use especially in an informal write-up like this, is school

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Re: Hilarious Facts About Most Nigerian Universities by naijaboiy: 9:53pm On Oct 12, 2015
Nelsizzy:
Guy y u dey lie na. Pol122 na 100lvl 2nd semester course na. No b 200lvl law u dey agen?
What's this one saying?

It's a borrowed course I did in my second year because we couldn't do it in our first year.

Do I know you? undecided

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Re: Hilarious Facts About Most Nigerian Universities by PhunsukhWangdu(m): 9:55pm On Oct 12, 2015
That situation 1 is always damning. And the saddest thing is most of those courses are always borrowed (but compulsory) courses.

Sincerely I can testify to case 2. I know of some courses I stood throughout in almost all their classes, owing to the fact that I was a perennial latecomer to classes.
Re: Hilarious Facts About Most Nigerian Universities by naijaboiy: 9:55pm On Oct 12, 2015
Mexyz:
OK, was surprised when I saw pol122.
Yea...we did Pol 112 and Pol121 in our first year,we couldn't do 122 cos of the total credit so it had to be moved to our second year.

That's how it's done in my faculty.

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