divinehand2003:

Na only baba God go save us from this quagmire we find ourselves.

God no de easily hear prayers of sinners. Nigerians, especially the leaders, are sinners. That's why a tiny Fulani group succeeds in roping in other Nigerians to remain in obviously dysfunctional one Nigeria.

A school where written exams are cancelled and the students are to rewrite the exams for no reason

corruption dey our blood we are the same people destroying our educational institutions, some of us lack home training, respect, orderliness etc until we change our leaders will never change ,may Mother earth see me through I didn't get a cheap admission I had to scratch hard for it.

which other country in the world harbor special centers for a career defining exams like waec neco gce Jamb etc where answers are written on the board for students to copy ,some don't even sit for the exams they still get certification only in Nigeria the most corrupt nation on earth

• Welcome to a school where lecturers give you loads of materials to read few days to an exam and still expect you to do a miracle..

• Point 1 is exactly what we are scared of presently .. Environmental Laws & Policies that has just 2 credit load is tougher than courses with more credit loads..

• Point 2, forget seat if you are a late comer like me ... You go stand till the class finish (Year 1-2 experiences)...

clockwise:
Hmmmmm, A place where ur lecturer will tell u A is for God, B is for him/her and C is for the best student in d the class. Hmmmm, welcum to Nigeria where ur lecturer will tell u to ask ur senior colleauge if any one of dem had a A in d course he is taking u. Hmmmm, a place where female students will snap themselves for an hour on the same spot.

what skul did you attend?

TeamJoyce:
A school where written exams are cancelled and the students are to rewrite the exams for no reason

hi

Nigeria university where the RATS are bigger and larger than a Rabbit.
A school where guys will go to night class, and after talking a through the night and at exactly 12:45am he'll tell his friend that he is going to continue his reading in his room.
A school where girls p.. in a nylon; on getting outside they form as if they are from kardashian family
A school where guys perform the HOSTEL PANDA STYLE in their toilet and on getting out they feign as a member of rothschild family.
A school where those that don't go for lectures perform better in exams than those who do
A school where engineering student cram and cram like MCBites and after graduating they will tell you they are engineer just because they can dy/dx

LMFAO!!!.... Number 5 is damn true...I don't know how most guys manage to cope.
Still a mystery to me .

[quote author=Mexyz post=38922860][/quote] E dey 300 level o. Na boss him bi na

naijaboiy:

Lol,,i swear I never see you before...and even that pol class sef I hardly attend am.

No mind me. Na ISD me dey jare.

clockwise:
Hmmmmm, A place where ur lecturer will tell u A is for God, B is for him/her and C is for the best student in d the class. Hmmmm, welcum to Nigeria where ur lecturer will tell u to ask ur senior colleauge if any one of dem had a A in d course he is taking u. Hmmmm, a place where female students will snap themselves for an hour on the same spot.

hmmm dude u sound like afunaabite, be funaabite ? Dats d way Prof Agboola talk for class. Imagine Prof for dat Matter talkin trash for mouf

A school where the Glass is always half empty to the lecturers who are by nature irrepressibly sadistic

Kingsley1000:

FACTS ABOUT Nigerian universities

15.Welcome to a school where "Genesis 1vs 12 is
the talk point for weed smokers. Read it......

Contact me for chapman, skushies, shisha e.t.c for ur birthday,beach parties, wedding, and any functions. Check my signature for my email. 09053663375.

Kingsley1000:
every student is guilty of that,i do study 3days b4 exam

not guilty sorry that when we play px

naijaboiy:

What's this one saying?

It's a borrowed course I did in my second year because we couldn't do it in our first year.

Do I know you?

It is ok.....sorry for disturbing you.

ok.

Op you just described Abia State University.

Kingsley1000:

FACTS ABOUT Nigerian universities


1. Welcome to a school where one credit unit
course is more stressful than 4 credit unit
courses.

2. A school where the number of students is 5
times bigger than the capacity of lecture halls.


3. Welcome to a school that lack lecture halls but
during exams period, you will find out that there are many vacant halls


4. A school where students living in hostels are
more spoilt and corrupt than students living off
campus.


5. Welcome to a school where a guy will live with
his galfriend for one semester,when the result
comes out,the guy's GP will be 4 point while the
gal's GP cant even flash MTN to MTN(O point) and
they call it love. Shame!


6. A school where some students always go to
night class with engineering mathematics and end
up using it as pillow when sleeping.


7.Welcome to a school where some students that
normally go to night class everyday peep in the
exam hall more than those students they think that
don't know anything.


8.A school where girls preferred dating
school schuttle drivers and lecturers to students.


9.Welcome to school where "things for sale
clothes" are sold more than garri in the market cos
that's where many gals base.


10. A school where sex is cheaper than One
packet of super pack indomie. That's fact


11.Welcome to a school where the number of guys
found around the female hostels everynight is five
times the number of students found in school
library during exam period.


12. A school where no girl is living in the
village,everybody is living in town. Hmm! See
Forming


13. Welcome to school where ugly girls form pass
beautiful ones.


14. A school where everybody is gentle,it will be
difficult to separate the good ones and the bad
ones.


15.Welcome to a school where "Genesis 1vs 12 is
the talk point for weed smokers. Read it......


16 If you want to catch many gals,use
indomie and egg. That's true


17. Welcome to a school where many students
wasted their time during lecture hours and
remember God few weeks to the exam and want
God to perform miracles for them in the exam hall.
That's fact. Remember in every nonsense,there
must be a sense in it.


cc:mods,toyne2much,naijaboiy,misspicy,punkyveer,sweetorgasm..infact everybody

18. Welcome to EKSU..

our educational sphere in this country is designed almost deliberately for us to fail otherwise why will you teach me mathematics as a mass communication student mycheeeew #ihateschoolbutloveeducation

School where students use Bible leaves as rizlar

Welcome to school where student read in the night using street light till down

A school where the lecturers can finish a whole semesters course in one or 2 classes

Welcome to a school where they take light during exam periods and claim that its because they don't want the students to over read and go mad because of the exams.
Fact.

Where we read just to pass exams and not to knw.
Where we are thought irrelevant GS courses just to add to our workload.

Where someone will come nd meet u 3 days to a paper nd say..Please teach me CSE 205 nd you're like wic topic? nd they say just everything, that whole course is just somehow ,and I'm like really

Welcome to Nigerian University where u fail because u didn't buy a textbook filled with error and then failed again because u didn't attend lectures for d carryover course

iamdotune:
Guyz thank you for liking my sun and my moon for no reason. Now i want u to like my monkey for no reason too

you must be a clown!

u correct but 4and 16 is not applicable in Buk. because of chicken and chips, a school were hostel girls kill there selves cooking 4 guys daily