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Things To Look Out For Before You Accept His Marriage Proposal by Nobody: 7:30am On Oct 29, 2015 |
1. Look at 4 d size of his d*ck: Am tired of slowpoke ladies coming here everytime complaining dat their man canut satisfy them in bed. Before, accepting to marry him make sure he is well loaded thats if u like dem well loaded, or average-loaded. Your choice. 2. Look at 4 his Mother: Most nigerians mother are really marriage breakers here, tell dat man to take u to his mother. From there, u'll know if she likes u or if she'll be a problem to ur marriage. 3. Look at if he already a woman at home: Most women dont like sharing their men, so if u fall in dis category, my sister shine ur eyes, man body no be wood. Search if he has a wife anywhere already, whether home, village or abroad before u get married and one useless oloshi would coman start telling u nonsense. 4. Look at his handwork, is it lucrative: I will not lie to u oooh, dont marry any man who is poor or managing even if u claim u love him, dont decieve ursef bcuz love doesn't exist. Pick a man dat will a queenly beautify u da more, so dat ur friends wud be jealous of u. If u dull, u go suffer am, like after u don born 5 pikin, ur husband no get money again to take care of u, You go back to d village wit ur kids. DONT SAY I DIDNT WARN YOU 5. Is there any curse following him: My sister, curses exist oooh. Go meet a man of God to lay hand ontop u and ur man and reverse any curse following him dat is reversible, if it is not reversible. Dump him 6. How ugly is he?: Abeg dont try marry a damnn ugly man just bcuz of money, u'll regret it, Look 4 d likes of wizkid and davido and u'll enjoy ur marriage. 7. Is he using rituals for money?: Most men u see parading with big cars are ritualist, they have sworn never to have kids again, so if u dont want to remain a childless oloshi, Be warned! 8. Is he Gay?: Dis one is serious oooh, now dat i heard nigeria is da third country dat searches gay porn da most, and dat above 50percent are gay. My sister be careful, u have to be very vigilante before u end up having 2 men and 1 woman in da same house. 9. Listen to da elders: They know wattis best, if the say, dont marry that men, dont marry him! 10. Look at 4 his friends: Are his friends womanizers? Be careful, so dat when ur husband is away, his friends wont be bleeping you. #Remainblessed. 2 Likes |
Re: Things To Look Out For Before You Accept His Marriage Proposal by Nobody: 7:33am On Oct 29, 2015 |
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Re: Things To Look Out For Before You Accept His Marriage Proposal by Nobody: 7:33am On Oct 29, 2015 |
Look out for his fear in God 2 Likes |
Re: Things To Look Out For Before You Accept His Marriage Proposal by Nobody: 7:35am On Oct 29, 2015 |
rexkexmilan:space bookers nii? |
Re: Things To Look Out For Before You Accept His Marriage Proposal by Nobody: 7:36am On Oct 29, 2015 |
Although i barely understand your english, but i get a hint or two. whatever number seven meant tho |
Re: Things To Look Out For Before You Accept His Marriage Proposal by Nobody: 7:36am On Oct 29, 2015 |
IamBae:Fear in wetin?? Abegi |
Re: Things To Look Out For Before You Accept His Marriage Proposal by Nobody: 7:37am On Oct 29, 2015 |
Durentt:Go away and brush up your English 1 Like |
Re: Things To Look Out For Before You Accept His Marriage Proposal by Nobody: 7:37am On Oct 29, 2015 |
More like a teen's write up 1 Like |
Re: Things To Look Out For Before You Accept His Marriage Proposal by misspicy(f): 7:38am On Oct 29, 2015 |
hilarious buh somehow true thumbsup |
Re: Things To Look Out For Before You Accept His Marriage Proposal by Nobody: 7:38am On Oct 29, 2015 |
IamBae:Go and brush up ur toto there, noinsense, dats if u're not a stupiid transgendered oloshi *no ofiense* |
Re: Things To Look Out For Before You Accept His Marriage Proposal by Nobody: 7:39am On Oct 29, 2015 |
Oyind17:see ur mouth, oloshi, i know dat u are female posing as male, if u like dont obey my advices |
Re: Things To Look Out For Before You Accept His Marriage Proposal by Nobody: 7:42am On Oct 29, 2015 |
Nice points, poor presentation |
Re: Things To Look Out For Before You Accept His Marriage Proposal by Nobody: 7:51am On Oct 29, 2015 |
Durentt:Oh, you mean that's if I'm not a stup¡d transgender like you? Well, nope Enjoy the rest of your morning you sexually deranged id¡ot 1 Like |
Re: Things To Look Out For Before You Accept His Marriage Proposal by Nobody: 7:54am On Oct 29, 2015 |
IamBae:speak dose big grammars 4 ur self. Nigeriias most useless lady. Oloshi. |
Re: Things To Look Out For Before You Accept His Marriage Proposal by Nobody: 7:55am On Oct 29, 2015 |
Durentt My guy! Even in a bid to Make sense, you no still Make Sense, Why 4 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Things To Look Out For Before You Accept His Marriage Proposal by Phemzeal(f): 7:57am On Oct 29, 2015 |
Op......which drug 'r' u on? |
Re: Things To Look Out For Before You Accept His Marriage Proposal by Nobody: 7:57am On Oct 29, 2015 |
rexkexmilan:Look at dis one, shrine frog. I pity dat lady dat wud marry u. You better comit ur self as oferrings to da gods of oloshi kingdoms. Gerrahere mehn, shiiit |
Re: Things To Look Out For Before You Accept His Marriage Proposal by CountDracula(m): 7:57am On Oct 29, 2015 |
Shallow thread |
Re: Things To Look Out For Before You Accept His Marriage Proposal by Nobody: 7:59am On Oct 29, 2015 |
CountDracula:Like ur shallow moniker, Dracula fvvvckk off. |
Re: Things To Look Out For Before You Accept His Marriage Proposal by Nobody: 7:59am On Oct 29, 2015 |
Durentt:Well, at least you admitted that I'm not a transgender Before I forget, You're so good at what you do; which is being a total dumbbell. Worthless f00l 1 Like |
Re: Things To Look Out For Before You Accept His Marriage Proposal by Nobody: 8:01am On Oct 29, 2015 |
Durentt:LWKM... You funny Sha. |
Re: Things To Look Out For Before You Accept His Marriage Proposal by Nobody: 8:02am On Oct 29, 2015 |
IamBae:for ur information. Transgenders are also called ladies, what wud u call catilyn jenner? You are a reverse stimulation to d developpment of nigeriass economies. Do me a favour, slap ur dirty parents for bringin such dump in2 diss word. Shiiiit |
Re: Things To Look Out For Before You Accept His Marriage Proposal by Nobody: 8:10am On Oct 29, 2015 |
Durentt:You're a bigger mumu than I thought... So you think transgenders are only guys who transform themselves into ladies via surgery? You're an idiotic gay! Do more research ode. Ladies transform themselves into guys too. Dan buro uba! Shege mutun... 2 Likes |
Re: Things To Look Out For Before You Accept His Marriage Proposal by Nobody: 8:13am On Oct 29, 2015 |
IamBae:kutumaruwarka, it its ur moda dats d transgendered faqqot |
Re: Things To Look Out For Before You Accept His Marriage Proposal by Nobody: 8:20am On Oct 29, 2015 |
Durentt tk am easy NA ..nice write up tho |
Re: Things To Look Out For Before You Accept His Marriage Proposal by Nobody: 8:21am On Oct 29, 2015 |
Durentt:I believe that it's only senseless bastards who insult someone's parent because they've got no respect for theirs and you just proved that you're one. Senseless bastard! 1 Like |
Re: Things To Look Out For Before You Accept His Marriage Proposal by Nobody: 8:22am On Oct 29, 2015 |
nickkylawve:yea |
Re: Things To Look Out For Before You Accept His Marriage Proposal by devonpaul(m): 10:27am On Oct 29, 2015 |
MzMayD:Lol, primary school english, primary school write up |
Re: Things To Look Out For Before You Accept His Marriage Proposal by devonpaul(m): 10:29am On Oct 29, 2015 |
look for d likes of davido and wizkid.. this alone asides ur very horrible English is a Disgrace to Human race and our intellect in general.. |
Re: Things To Look Out For Before You Accept His Marriage Proposal by Nobody: 10:38am On Oct 29, 2015 |
devonpaul:wattis dis one saying. is there any oda naija guy more handsme dan wizkid and davido. Smh, any lady who wanto enjoy her marriage, shud forget dis niqqa and go 4 da likes of davido and wizkid |
Re: Things To Look Out For Before You Accept His Marriage Proposal by devonpaul(m): 10:49am On Oct 29, 2015 |
Durentt:Lmaoo.. *grins* |
Re: Things To Look Out For Before You Accept His Marriage Proposal by Nobody: 10:53am On Oct 29, 2015 |
devonpaul:hey sorry boi, if u're ugly Swerveeeeeee |
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