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Re: See What I Killed In My Room(pictured) by 9niceguy(m): 7:35am On Nov 16, 2015
Keep it in Your freezer
Re: See What I Killed In My Room(pictured) by strictlyme: 7:36am On Nov 16, 2015
SirJeffry:
Haba Bros, you just killed my Edo friend's grandma.lipsrsealedgrin
Bat originated from edo..abi?
Re: See What I Killed In My Room(pictured) by hugoboss70(m): 7:36am On Nov 16, 2015
Check ur roofing. U definetly have a crack dere were dey enter to hibernate once its day time. The ones u see in ur living area just lost dere way from ur roof to dere feeding grounds. P.S. Dats a fruit bat
Re: See What I Killed In My Room(pictured) by Khd95(m): 7:41am On Nov 16, 2015
hugoboss70:
Check ur roofing. U definetly have a crack dere were dey enter to hibernate once its day time. The ones u see in ur living area just lost dere way from ur roof to dere feeding grounds. P.S. Dats a fruit bat


baba u made a whole lota sense %100

will do as u have said
Re: See What I Killed In My Room(pictured) by Khd95(m): 7:42am On Nov 16, 2015
teebaxy:
Uh just safe millions from contacting Ebola virus cos that's an Ebola agent

baba d fact dat dis guy is a first class primary ebola carrier deserves brutal deathgringringrin


#batslayer
Re: See What I Killed In My Room(pictured) by femlake(m): 7:47am On Nov 16, 2015
Please pray and make sure you eat it fried! grin cheesy grin
Re: See What I Killed In My Room(pictured) by Boyooosa(m): 7:48am On Nov 16, 2015
agarawu23:
I don't expect this trash to make FP .

You killed a bat and so fvcking what ? undecided
FP is not meant for your eyes only, make yourself available for your employer if u av one! and stfu!

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Re: See What I Killed In My Room(pictured) by agarawu23(m): 7:49am On Nov 16, 2015
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Boyooosa:

FP is not meant for your eyes only, make yourself available for your employer if u av one! and stfu!
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Re: See What I Killed In My Room(pictured) by LEXYCOM: 7:51am On Nov 16, 2015
thank God say NEPA dey.......
Re: See What I Killed In My Room(pictured) by Henon: 7:53am On Nov 16, 2015
Is either you are a member of witches and wizards or you leave in a poorly built house in a very remote bush called village.
Re: See What I Killed In My Room(pictured) by festyese: 8:02am On Nov 16, 2015
Ok. So what's next?
Re: See What I Killed In My Room(pictured) by Ahyourity(m): 8:05am On Nov 16, 2015
better go beg your village witches grin
Re: See What I Killed In My Room(pictured) by ummahmat(m): 8:08am On Nov 16, 2015
ur friend
Re: See What I Killed In My Room(pictured) by tmxme(m): 8:08am On Nov 16, 2015
He killed a household witch, And the guys be forming like, "and so? " as if they fit kill cockroach mmmmmtchew undecided

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Re: See What I Killed In My Room(pictured) by Ahyourity(m): 8:08am On Nov 16, 2015
better go beg your village witches grin


#batman returns..the rooms Knight
Re: See What I Killed In My Room(pictured) by wisdomguy4u(m): 8:09am On Nov 16, 2015
agarawu23:
I don't expect this trash to make FP .
You killed a bat and so fvcking what ? undecided
Why so pained?
Are you in anyway related to a bat?

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Re: See What I Killed In My Room(pictured) by ODUBEZE: 8:10am On Nov 16, 2015
naijaking1:
@poster,
Please there is no magic here. This is a fruit bat.
Simply look up the life and biology of bats, you will be impressed by what you will learn. Despite the primitive superstition with which we look at these animals, they're simply obeying the laws of biology: looking for food, shelter, and an opportunity to reproduce.

If you're constantly finding bats in your room, I can tell you now that your room is dirty and it harbor foods for them(insects, rats, etc), your room is also likely dark with a lot of hiding places for the animal and it's mate.

Before you go spending your time and money hiring a babalawo or a prayer warrior, simply clean, remove all trash, and kill all vermin in your so-called room or dungeon. Open up the windows in your room, and illuminate the place f or once!

The fear for bats is not because they suck all your blood as in the movies, but because their droppings can give you serious lung disease when you breath them.
Na him be say all the poor people wey dey live for for tattered and dirty place (shop without window self) go don die finish be that!
Re: See What I Killed In My Room(pictured) by tmxme(m): 8:11am On Nov 16, 2015
The guy just killed a household witch, and nls be like "and so what"? As if they fit kill cockroach. Mmmmmtchew! Congrats man. One enemy down grin
Re: See What I Killed In My Room(pictured) by ODUBEZE: 8:12am On Nov 16, 2015
femlake:
Please pray and make sure you eat it fried! grin cheesy grin
Lolz
Re: See What I Killed In My Room(pictured) by justjify(m): 8:13am On Nov 16, 2015
agarawu23:
I don't expect this trash to make FP .

You killed a bat and so fvcking what ? undecided
I don't know what the fvck these MODS are doing. What's the moral of this story now? What am I to learn here?
Re: See What I Killed In My Room(pictured) by bettercreature(m): 8:14am On Nov 16, 2015
Probably he has trees near his house
Re: See What I Killed In My Room(pictured) by Boyooosa(m): 8:14am On Nov 16, 2015
agarawu23:
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U can only cancel the Words, u can never HIT the Sh*t cheesy
Re: See What I Killed In My Room(pictured) by sagitariusbaby(m): 8:15am On Nov 16, 2015
SirJeffry:
Haba Bros, you just killed my Edo friend's grandma.lipsrsealedgrin

Studidity at its peak
Re: See What I Killed In My Room(pictured) by missKiffy(f): 8:16am On Nov 16, 2015
Gombs:
You just killed Naija's Batman.
Lol cheesy
Re: See What I Killed In My Room(pictured) by missKiffy(f): 8:17am On Nov 16, 2015
SirJeffry:
Haba Bros, you just killed my Edo friend's grandma.lipsrsealedgrin
Lol you this people ehn cheesy
Re: See What I Killed In My Room(pictured) by tk4rd: 8:21am On Nov 16, 2015
Khd95:


its not as if i killed it in d jungle,but in my room for God's sake..
Iam sure ure comfortable having bats,spiders giant rats in ur roomgrin
Your house must be sitting inside a mighty jungle., or maybe, you are dating Dracula's daughter. Who knows.

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Re: See What I Killed In My Room(pictured) by Princehojay(m): 8:22am On Nov 16, 2015
This is bullshit guy, you killed a bat in your room........... And does that means you must raise alarm online............ Try and wise up now.......... Make sure you borrow brain next time you wanna post anything here okay........... Rubbish Iranu Abasha........
Re: See What I Killed In My Room(pictured) by Nobody: 8:23am On Nov 16, 2015
tongue Your people came to visit you. Op @ your signature.
Re: See What I Killed In My Room(pictured) by enny4real23(m): 8:23am On Nov 16, 2015
Khd95:
I was fully awake around 5:10AM when i noticed something flew over my head, scared and alerted i
jumped up, switched on the light nd wahla, it was this monster undecided

i have heard stories of bat sucking people dry, but this failed, if that was its mission, as i traced it down to the kids's room, managed to chase it out to the sitting...i went for my broom stick, patiently waited for it to come over, the idiot was doing 360 degree over my head, i swooped at it severaly, but did get it.

This thing looks so large when flying, but when i finaly bring it down, it looked like a coin
This isn't the first time i will be killing bats in my house, but this one seems like a dragon to megringringrin

i still havent decipher how they manage to get into my house,but i never fail to slay them when ever they stray incheesycheesy
bats can't suck people dry, look @ d size of it, it can suck not more than a spoonful and its only vampire bats dat suck people's blood nd it rare, they mostly feed on farm animals although there are cases of bats feeding on people but it happens mostly in rural part of india where some people sleep outside
Re: See What I Killed In My Room(pictured) by itiswell247: 8:28am On Nov 16, 2015
Khd95:
I was fully awake around 5:10AM when i noticed something flew over my head, scared and alerted i
jumped up, switched on the light nd wahla, it was this monster undecided

i have heard stories of bat sucking people dry, but this failed, if that was its mission, as i traced it down to the kids's room, managed to chase it out to the sitting...i went for my broom stick, patiently waited for it to come over, the idiot was doing 360 degree over my head, i swooped at it severaly, but did get it.

This thing looks so large when flying, but when i finaly bring it down, it looked like a coin
This isn't the first time i will be killing bats in my house, but this one seems like a dragon to megringringrin

i still havent decipher how they manage to get into my house,but i never fail to slay them when ever they stray incheesycheesy

check your ceilling they find comfort living inside the ceilings, but if you are living under a decked roof, it means they are coming from a compound close to yours that has asbestors drilling. bat and ceiling are like five and six.
Re: See What I Killed In My Room(pictured) by Nobody: 8:34am On Nov 16, 2015
Is that first time u are seeing a bat undecided
Re: See What I Killed In My Room(pictured) by zinachidi(m): 8:38am On Nov 16, 2015
agarawu23:
I don't expect this trash to make FP .
You killed a bat and so fvcking what ? undecided
it did ooo broda

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