Waiting for you guys to share yours before mine

Oya!!!

Tosyne2much
Sinaj
Falconey
Aminat508
Ishilove
Agarawu23
Cherlene
Omotayor123
Prettythicksme
Flow1759
Introvert
Twaci
Ask4bigneyo
Dygeasy

Wanna hear from u. HAPPY SUNDAY

Op, it would have been better to start first

Mine was in primary school. I went to the "mama put" and told her that my mum requested that she gave my brother and I two big groundnuts each which was a lie.

The "mama put" had to meet my mum in the staff room for the money. When I got home, I received the kind of beating beffiting a wild animal BUT my bro was spared for a reason I could not fathom.

FTS though.

I peeped at a girl peein in d toilet and I saw her thing


Den as I was peepin seeing as d pee was comin out of her thing, a female teacher caught me red handed and piecesed cane on my body!

Basically every morning on my way to school was the worst day of my life as a child! I hated school and was so scared of it. It took a pack of ribena and chin-chin to get me down from my moms car

Gosh! I've been sooo steewpeeed.

I wanted to use "small" out of momcy's powder, I don't know how it fell from my hand and about half of the contents poured on the floor. I was scared of what she'll do upon noticing how her powder had reduced drastically and guess wah I did

I saw a picture of flower on the container so I guessed it must have been made from flower. Not even wanting to know the kind of flower, I rushed outside and started picking grasses and grinding.

When it wasn't turning to what I expected, I poured the grass into the container (with the remaining powder) poured water (stupid right?) And mixed, then covered. I was actually expecting it to turn powder when the water dries up...





#Adonis3HasSopken

Cutehector:
I peeped at a girl peein in d toilet and I saw her thing


Den as I was peepin seeing as d pee was comin out of her thing, a female teacher caught me red handed and piecesed cane on my body!

What's painful about this story is that despite all this, you still haven't changed, but instead, you have gradually metamorphosed and progressed into higher levels of perversion, female obsession, extreme forms of asslicking and compulsive woman wrappering .

SMH.

Decker:


What's painful from this story is that despite all this, you haven't still changed, but instead, you have metamorphosed and progressed into higher levels of female obsession, asskicking and compulsive woman wrappering .

SMH.

r u done writing trash?

Pheals:
Waiting for you guys to share yours before mine

Oya!!!

Tosyne2much
Sinaj
Falconey
Aminat508
Ishilove
Agarawu23
Cherlene
Omotayor123
Prettythicksme
Flow1759
Introvert
Twaci
Ask4bigneyo
Dygeasy

Wanna hear from u. HAPPY SUNDAY

mine while I ws a kid we were playng cos I love to play so much & I'm alwys leadng,so dere ws ds night in d middle of d game we were playng den a bot mistaknly push me and I jit my temple on a pavement u could hear d sound.bursted open almost to my brain wt a deep hole,I was rush to d hospital ,I was unconscious by d time I woke up it ws stitch.bt t kpt permanent scar on my temple like a cross mks pple ask me f I attend national church I feel so embarass I so much hate t.bt I thank God I'm alive cos pple nvr belive t I wil survive t.dat means God has a purpose for me on ds mother earth.thank u Jesus

Decker:


What's painful from this story is that despite all this, you haven't still changed, but instead, you have gradually metamorphosed and progressed into higher levels of perversion, female obsession, extreme forms of asslicking and compulsive woman wrappering .

SMH.

maka why ?


its Sunday na....


All your words is a hit from back to back, from metamorphosed to female obsession to ass licking, ' iyalaya awon hypocrites . # truth ti take over.




Cutehector if you want brain, take from decker








I'm outta here

I don't know if this is true, but my mum once told me that when i was 5 i love taking fanta to school and back then fanta was N15 per bottle, so on this particular day there was no money to buy fanta and i grew up with a single mother, so i started crying my eyeballs out, the next thing my mum just gave me one those mothers back hand slap and i feel into a big gutter, unluckily for me heavy rain poured that morning and the gutter was full and the current was to much. To cut the story short, someone dived inside and rescued me, i was admitted for close to 2weeks and i Have a mark just across my eyebrows which is still noticeable till today, though it makes me cute.

Diddyydiva:
maka why ?


its Sunday na....


All your words is a hit from back to back, from metamorphosed to female obsession to ass licking, ' iyalaya awon hypocrites . # truth ti take over.




Cutehector if you want brain, take from decker








I'm outta here

shitt kids refusing to grow up. Outta dis romance section for good

erm i had an accident because i refuse to go to church, if i had gone to church it wont happen.. my leg broke into two and i was confined to sticks...my class mates made fun of me and to top it all my yoruba teacher was looking for me in class she called me omo elese kan...one legged man i cant forget one mukoro always taking my stick during break time it was a bittter time of my life

Cutehector:
shitt kids refusing to grow up. Outta dis romance section for good

Why nah ?


The guy said nothing but the truth , he is a good friend


Reply him not me coward

Diddyydiva:



Why nah ?


The guy said nothing but the truth , he is a good friend


Reply him not me coward

smh, who do u think I was referring to? Dumbass

Cutehector:
smh, who do u think I was referring to? Dumbass

then why did you quote me

why didn't you quote him directly? , chicken


I'm not going to have a brawl with you at least until you grow to be a man





Peace bro

Mine, I slept outside bcuz of cain

Decker:


What's painful about this story is that despite all this, you haven't still changed, but instead, you have gradually metamorphosed and progressed into higher levels of perversion, female obsession, extreme forms of asslicking and compulsive woman wrappering .

SMH.

guy I knw u like saying d truth.......but, please u gotta reduce it, they are more of punchlines....haba

Diddyydiva:



Why nah ?


The guy said nothing but the truth , he is a good friend


Reply him not me coward

girl pls stop dis........u tryna add petrol to d fire?

kirchofff:
girl pls stop dis........u tryna add petrol to d fire?

at least nobody is burnt nah

Being bullied by a big, beefy girl in grade one. It made me hate going to school. Every morning after assembly, she'd push me to the ground. In those days, most of us carried brown, little briefcases to school. I was getting fed up with her, so one morning right after we were done with morning prayers, I knew she was coming, so I started swinging my briefcase around hoping to beat her with it. Unfortunately, it hit another child & knocked her tooth out. That afternoon the principal gave me a letter to give to my parents. I was scared & in tears because my mom didn't play lol. That evening she
sat me down & asked why I did it. It was then that I told her about my bullying experience. The following morning we went to school together, she wanted to lodge a complaint with the teachers about the girl & the rest as they say is history. The girl never touched me again. I guess she learned SPINderella will knock ya teeth out

ok

JanuaryTempest:
Being bullied by a big, beefy girl in grade one. It made me hate going to school. Every morning after assembly, she'd push me to the ground. In those days, most of us carried brown, little briefcases to school. I was getting fed up with her, so one morning right after we were done with morning prayers, I knew she was coming, so I started swinging my briefcase around hoping to beat her with it. Unfortunately, it hit another child & knocked her tooth out. That afternoon the principal gave me a letter to give to my parents. I was scared & in tears because my mom didn't play lol. That evening she
sat me down & asked why I did it. It was then that I told her about my bullying experience. The following morning we went to school together, she wanted to lodge a complaint with the teachers about the girl & the rest as they say is history. The girl never touched me again. I guess she learned SPINderella will knock ya teeth out

Jesus!!! is that what u carried to school

Pheals:
Jesus!!! is that what u carried to school

LMAO. Not exactly that particular one, but something similar to that. It was a hot accessory back then here in the 90s It could carry you a couple of grades before it frayed. It was more about endurance than fashion statement.

This is what I carried. The exact type

sparkleice:
mine while I ws a kid we were playng cos I love to play so much & I'm alwys leadng,so dere ws ds night in d middle of d game we were playng den a bot mistaknly push me and I jit my temple on a pavement u could hear d sound.bursted open almost to my brain wt a deep hole,I was rush to d hospital ,I was unconscious by d time I woke up it ws stitch.bt t kpt permanent scar on my temple like a cross mks pple ask me f I attend national church I feel so embarass I so much hate t.bt I thank God I'm alive cos pple nvr belive t I wil survive t.dat means God has a purpose for me on ds mother earth.thank u Jesus

corrections *boy push me and I hit my temple.pardon my mistakes.

JanuaryTempest:
Being bullied by a big, beefy girl in grade one. It made me hate going to school. Every morning after assembly, she'd push me to the ground. In those days, most of us carried brown, little briefcases to school. I was getting fed up with her, so one morning right after we were done with morning prayers, I knew she was coming, so I started swinging my briefcase around hoping to beat her with it. Unfortunately, it hit another child & knocked her tooth out. That afternoon the principal gave me a letter to give to my parents. I was scared & in tears because my mom didn't play lol. That evening she
sat me down & asked why I did it. It was then that I told her about my bullying experience. The following morning we went to school together, she wanted to lodge a complaint with the teachers about the girl & the rest as they say is history. The girl never touched me again. I guess she learned SPINderella will knock ya teeth out

it's like you went to school in the 60s and 70s, but seriously is that your school box?

JanuaryTempest:


LMAO. Not exactly that particular one, but something similar to that. It was a hot accessory back then here in the 90s It could carry you a couple of grades before it frayed. It was more about endurance than fashion statement.

This is what I carried. The exact type

lol.yeah,how time flies,back in the days this strong box was called Eze goes to school box.some of my foiks used it then.if u offend any1. Dat owns it then na sorry be ur name.

darlingtonIIV:
it's like you went to school in the 60s and 70s, but seriously is that your school box?

In the 90s. But most schools here kinda follow old school ways as far as uniform & other school things is concerned. Some schools even ask specifically for old-school type school bags because they want everyone to co-ordinate.

LegalBaby:
erm i had an accident because i refuse to go to church, if i had gone to church it wont happen.. my leg broke into two and i was confined to sticks...my class mates made fun of me and to top it all my yoruba teacher was looking for me in class she called me omo elese kan...one legged man i cant forget one mukoro always taking my stick during break time it was a bittter time of my life

Hmm.. Bad experience. Are u fine now?

my childhood was perfect

sparkleice:
lol.yeah,how time flies,back in the days this strong box was called Eze goes to school box.some of my foiks used it then.if u offend any1. Dat owns it then na sorry be ur name.

Lol, I'm glad you also remember these "boxes". I was starting to feel like a fossil May I ask around which year did some of your people carry those to school?