lofty900:
I don't understand your stories

are u this daft? no be fight o, na question . its as easy to comprehend as a,b,c.

Fantastic tales!

ademega:
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Godmother:


Hehehe, abi, since there's no hymen to confirm.

marriage is all about lies, more from the lady dan from the guy. why claim virgin when she was a borehole?

ademega:
Hard to believe marriage break up stories

There are breakups in marriages which can be caused as a result of different issues ranging from complex to minute issues. Issues of infidelity, infertility, distance, lack of love, care, sexual dissatisfaction etc .
There are some breakup stories in marriages that one keeps wondering how come? What happened? could this be normal or it has some spiritual influence ?
I will like to share two stories I have heard before here.

(1) On the wedding day in the present of all the guests in the church ,the pastor went a little bit too far relaying on what the groom has told him by advising that parents should train decent children like the bride and grown who both had never tasted the “forbidden fruit” . The whole church went into gospel jubilation because that was a rear occurrence in this modern day one round for N10 sex. The MC at the reception will not even help matters further as he gave the reason behind the all-white gigantic cake which he explained that it symbolise a “virgin land” that no man has ever cultivated . It was a wedding of two virgins!. The following day rumour had it that there was a serious misunderstanding between the newly wedded couple. Before we knew it all parents of both parties travelled down to settle the issue, like a short drama things were changing so fast for the worst. After three days of unresolved issues the man went for divorce straight away. The first night was the only night the couple spent together and. that was the end of a glorious wedding. We later heard that the first night was a disappointment for the man, despite the trust and utmost believe she had in the lady for making him believe that he was a virgin for good three years they dated .he couldn’t bear the disappointment and worst still he said he couldn’t live with such for the rest of his years with a lady that made him feel such way hence, the best best was a divorce. People couldn’t just comprehend the whole drama, just like a dream.


(2) There was another hard to believe story of a wedding. My lecturer told us this story. The wedding was on top gear, they just left the church and it was at the reception venue when the MC started calling the bride and groom parents to the high table. The groom complained to the bride that they were yet to call the who is who in his family that only the bride family members full the high table. The reply was shocking to the husband and the people that later heard .the lady asked the guy how many big people was in his family that deserve the high table seat? and that was the end of both reception and the marriage

Add yours .

that one got me cracking she must be from Nnewi

Ishilove:
Although these stories are fantastic, they MAY just be true. I heard of a couple that divorced after the first night because the groom wanted to squeeze toothpaste out of the tube by holding the bottom, while the bride insisted that it should be squeezed by holding the neck.

When they could not reach a compromise, the groom told the bride she was stubborn woman and he couldn't live with such a woman for the rest of his life.

Na so marriage end o

ishilove h.. because of toothpaste? Chei. .. I don't think dats true tho..

For real?

cococandy:
Lol. How do we know the guy was not lying about his own virgin status? Who can tell?

it's easy nah

Ishilove:
Although these stories are fantastic, they MAY just be true. I heard of a couple that divorced after the first night because the groom wanted to squeeze toothpaste out of the tube by holding the bottom, while the bride insisted that it should be squeezed by holding the neck.

When they could not reach a compromise, the groom told the bride she was stubborn woman and he couldn't live with such a woman for the rest of his life.

Na so marriage end o

ayusco85:


marriage is all about lies, more from the lady dan from the guy. why claim virgin when she was a borehole?

she got no choice but to claim virgin!

on a serious note! if a guy want to get married he will have to take this into consideration! weather she is a virgin!
did she cohabit?

down to her sex life!

if you buy a new laptop and open the container and saw that it was a second hand laptop, you will feel mad and even want to return it. that's just how it is with virgin and non virgin!

it's not good to kept this kind of a secret to ya self! let it be made know to ya partner.

oppybouy:
When asked why he broke up, he said. The way she chews her food when eating. Like a fvcking animal.

Godmother:


Hehehe, abi, since there's no hymen to confirm.

Him lying or not is irrelevant here. The girl was deceitful end of. Face the meat of the matter and stop making a mountain from the curry.

endtime wedding

sonofananimal:
she got no choice but to claim virgin!

on a serious note! if a guy want to get married he will have to take this into consideration! weather she is a virgin!
did she cohabit?

down to her sex life!

if you buy a new laptop and open the container and saw that it was a second hand laptop, you will feel mad and even want to return it. that's just how it is with virgin and non virgin!

it's not good to kept this kind of a secret to ya self! let it be made know to ya partner.

i dont believe in no sex till marriage.... be sure of what u are buying. quote me anywhere.

Story number 2 is very believable. Ive heard stories of couples conflict during their reception over who will pick money and handle certain responsibilities on the big day. I have also heard of a case where the two families of the bride and groom were visibly quarreling and almost fighting themselves but it's hard to believe that such silly issues would break a new marriage up.

Wow

ayusco85:


i dont believe in no sex till marriage.... be sure of what u are buying. quote me anywhere.

and how will you sperate the China product from the original?

even if you do sex till marriage you will HARDLY know she is a virgin or not!

all this stuff is just luck!

if luck is on you! virgin is rest assure!

if luck is not on your side! just manage that product, afterall! second hand product last longer than new products

My guy got so high on weed, that he was searching for his phone with the torchlight of the same phone he was looking for. He got so worried about the phone and was almost in tears even his room mate,who was also high, decided to join him in the search. After 45 minutes of searching, his phone rang, he picked the call and quickly replied the caller “I’ll call you back, I’m looking for my phone ” and he angrily ended the call and continued in the search for the phone he just answered a call with. After a while, he then decided to use the same phone to call his line and when he got the busy network he turned to his room mate and said “guy forget, that phone don lost, the person wey thief am, don off am” #NoToDrugs

Since evry body dey lie make I think of my own lie too













My lies are on the way

I fully support no sex before marriage.

However when aa lady very quickly says "no sex before marriage" that is really a RED FLAG. No bobo about being a virgin. We will both have our church carry out all necessary checks and tests at a highly reputable hospital. Her reaction alone ,if she has been lying will throw up a lot of smoke

Believe me, if you're single, you will surely have the "best" advices to married couples. More so, you will also seem to "know" how to tackle marital challenges.
But wait until you are married, and the weighty reality sets in. marriage will make you realise that your perfect girlfriend is an imperfect wife. Actually, your husband or wife will become a "help meet" meaning she will reveal and compliment your flaws.
I got married last September and it's really about patience, tolerance and above all, love.
NO EXIT DOOR.

sonofananimal:
and how will you sperate the China product from the original?

even if you do sex till marriage you will HARDLY know she is a virgin or not!

all this stuff is just luck!

if luck is on you! virgin is rest assure!

if luck is not on your side! just manage that product, afterall! second hand product last longer than new products

i rather know am marrying a second hand than to be fooled into believing am marrying a virgin while am not. BTW my current gf whom i want to marry someday was a virgin. i confirmed it and am at peace with myself dat i was d niel armstrong of her lady part . i can happily pay whatever the bride price is

My mum told a story of how a marriage ended on the evening of the wedding. Reason, both the bride and groom had different plans for the 'spray' money they got. She wanted it for herself and he thought it could help cancel off some debts owed whilst planning the wedding.

ademega:
Hard to believe marriage break up stories

There are breakups in marriages which can be caused as a result of different issues ranging from complex to minute issues. Issues of infidelity, infertility, distance, lack of love, care, sexual dissatisfaction etc .
There are some breakup stories in marriages that one keeps wondering how come? What happened? could this be normal or it has some spiritual influence ?
I will like to share two stories I have heard before here.

(1) On the wedding day in the present of all the guests in the church ,the pastor went a little bit too far relaying on what the groom has told him by advising that parents should train decent children like the bride and grown who both had never tasted the “forbidden fruit” . The whole church went into gospel jubilation because that was a rear occurrence in this modern day one round for N10 sex. The MC at the reception will not even help matters further as he gave the reason behind the all-white gigantic cake which he explained that it symbolise a “virgin land” that no man has ever cultivated . It was a wedding of two virgins!. The following day rumour had it that there was a serious misunderstanding between the newly wedded couple. Before we knew it all parents of both parties travelled down to settle the issue, like a short drama things were changing so fast for the worst. After three days of unresolved issues the man went for divorce straight away. The first night was the only night the couple spent together and. that was the end of a glorious wedding. We later heard that the first night was a disappointment for the man, despite the trust and utmost believe she had in the lady for making him believe that he was a virgin for good three years they dated .he couldn’t bear the disappointment and worst still he said he couldn’t live with such for the rest of his years with a lady that made him feel such way hence, the best best was a divorce. People couldn’t just comprehend the whole drama, just like a dream.


(2) There was another hard to believe story of a wedding. My lecturer told us this story. The wedding was on top gear, they just left the church and it was at the reception venue when the MC started calling the bride and groom parents to the high table. The groom complained to the bride that they were yet to call the who is who in his family that only the bride family members full the high table. The reply was shocking to the husband and the people that later heard .the lady asked the guy how many big people was in his family that deserve the high table seat? and that was the end of both reception and the marriage

Add yours .

@ da bolded......real gee..a man has to be a man

Onegai the second marriage deserves to end, horrible!

ijeebest:
My guy got so high on weed, that he was searching for his phone with the torchlight of the same phone he was looking for. He got so worried about the phone and was almost in tears even his room mate,who was also high, decided to join him in the search. After 45 minutes of searching, his phone rang, he picked the call and quickly replied the caller “I’ll call you back, I’m looking for my phone ” and he angrily ended the call and continued in the search for the phone he just answered a call with. After a while, he then decided to use the same phone to call his line and when he got the busy network he turned to his room mate and said “guy forget, that phone don lost, the person wey thief am, don off am” #NoToDrugs

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