ayusco85:


i rather know am marrying a second hand than to be fooled into believing am marrying a virgin while am not. BTW my current gf whom i want to marry someday was a virgin. i confirmed it and am at peace with myself dat i was d niel armstrong of her lady part . i can happily pay whatever the bride price is

hahahah

carry on! luck is on ya side!

you got yourself a new laptop

but if you don't married her, she will become another's person second hand laptop and peradventure try to deceive the person who want to buy her by claiming a virgin. and life still repeat itself again.

This happened in my area some years back, after d reception d groom was asking for d money they sprayed. d brides people were d ones dt pick d money n they refused to give it to him, he just went to d market bought 2 cutlasses well sharpened from back n front n went back to d reception ground on a bike shouting n everybody present took to their heels. That was d end of d marriage.

mako007:
permission to plagiarize

This happened in my area some years back, after d reception d groom was asking for d money they sprayed. d brides people were d ones dt pick d money n they refused to give it to him, he just went to d market bought 2 cutlasses well sharpened from back n front n went back to d reception ground on a bike shouting n everybody present took to their heels. That was d end of d marriage.

sonofananimal:
hahahah

carry on! luck is on ya side!

you got yourself a new laptop

but if you don't married her, she will become another's person second hand laptop and peradventure try to deceive the person who want to buy her by claiming a virgin. and life still repeat itself again.

i have come to the end of my search. By the special grace of God, amma wife her bro. she aint gon be anybodys second hand

Marriage is all abt patience,tolerate one another and keep any 3rd party in d dark,including ur parents or siblings,which any of them could be ur darling before u entered into d institution. Protect one another,never disclose d weakness of ur partner,because that will be d beginning of ur regrets.

Marriage is sweet all the same.

bluesaint:
Believe me, if you're single, you will surely have the "best" advices to married couples. More so, you will also seem to "know" how to tackle marital challenges.
But wait until you are married, and the weighty reality sets in. marriage will make you realise that your perfect girlfriend is an imperfect wife. Actually, your husband or wife will become a "help meet" meaning she will reveal and compliment your flaws.
I got married last September and it's really about patience, tolerance and above all, love.
NO EXIT DOOR.

there is an exit door!

and DIVORCE is that door!

ever wonder why the famous pastor who preach about marriage and love often be the one to divorce there wives and husbands?

ayusco85:


i have come to the end of my search. By the special grace of God, amma wife her bro. she aint gon be anybodys second hand

Lolzzzz!

I really pray so!

don't worry! she won't be

fayluv1:
This happened in my area some years back, after d reception d groom was asking for d money they sprayed. d brides people were d ones dt pick d money n they refused to give it to him, he just went to d market bought 2 cutlasses well sharpened from back n front n went back to d reception ground on a bike shouting n everybody present took to their heels. That was d end of d marriage.This happened in my area some years back, after d reception d groom was asking for d money they sprayed. d brides people were d ones dt pick d money n they refused to give it to him, he just went to d market bought 2 cutlasses well sharpened from back n front n went back to d reception ground on a bike shouting n everybody present took to their heels. That was d end of d marriage.

Liesss!!!!

Which groom will ruin his own wedding after knowing how much he spent and the emotional physical and financial investment he put before the wedding and then he will bring out cutlass.abeg make una dey lie small small

All this lies wey una dey fabricate from your own imaginations,dey exchange dey give una selves,diaris God o

cococandy:

Lol. How do we know the guy was not lying about his own virgin status?
Who can tell?

no one can tell but him. Its a pitty you can't know. So the lady should park without delay,and 'vamose' rush sush

timpaker:
Two in-laws caused the divorce of my friend's (colleague) wedding of 2 days.

The father-in-law of my friend refuse to shake hands and pose for photographs during his wedding. The father-in-law of my friend stated that my friend's father refused him a contract in the now defunct NEPA in 1978 even before my friend and his wilfe were born.

The beef continued at the reception when the bride and groom were dancing and both father-in-law were spraying money on their kids and my friend's father mistakenly stepped on the girl's dad shoe... .. see serious beef... . They started calling each other names like "ritualist"...." 419er" and that was it. The groom called on the men to respect his day and that was it....

The father-in-law grabbed his daughter and left the reception saying the groom would use her for rituals.


I just taya for Dia.... A whole best man like me.

my brother you can lieeeee ehn!

fayluv1:
This happened in my area some years back, after d reception d groom was asking for d money they sprayed. d brides people were d ones dt pick d money n they refused to give it to him, he just went to d market bought 2 cutlasses well sharpened from back n front n went back to d reception ground on a bike shouting n everybody present took to their heels. That was d end of d marriage.This happened in my area some years back, after d reception d groom was asking for d money they sprayed. d brides people were d ones dt pick d money n they refused to give it to him, he just went to d market bought 2 cutlasses well sharpened from back n front n went back to d reception ground on a bike shouting n everybody present took to their heels. That was d end of d marriage.

nawa o. That moment the cash sprayed@the reception is *20 of the total amount spent on the entire matrimonial process!! Smh and

still tryna gather mine....

The lienus detectors are making me crackup than the stories!!



That moment the bride's sister goes to the caterers and ensures their family members are well served, only for the groom's relatives to be put on hold till they announce there's no food again.

Then you see two waiters carry out two hefty coolers out into one jeep like that. Chai....


Or distributing of stuff for the audience and its restricted to one section of the hall....... Those caterers need monitors else they'l cart away stuff meant for wellwishers.

sonofananimal:
Lolzzzz!

I really pray so!

don't worry! she won't be

She won't o. I will do my best to make sure she doesn't.

But this your moniker no be here o. Wat inspired such a nomenclature?

ayusco85:

She won't o. I will do my best to make sure she doesn't.
But this your moniker no be here o. Wat inspired such a nomenclature?

na farming stuff OHH!

thinking of a promoting and marketing moniker!
come land with this and I can't change it.

cococandy:
@second story.
No kidding!

What kind of evil MIL is that?

them full ground. Have u heard about the one that bathes her grand child with omo?

The story I heard, the man always steals meat from the pot

Another one, the wife was too good in bed to be decent

sonofananimal:


na farming stuff OHH!


thinking of a promoting and marketing moniker!

come land with this and I can't change it.

lols,always wondered why you used that moniker, cuz your words and posts most times negates that name,I love that cavity up your neck.

bluesaint:
Believe me, if you're single, you will surely have the "best" advices to married couples. More so, you will also seem to "know" how to tackle marital challenges.
But wait until you are married, and the weighty reality sets in. marriage will make you realise that your perfect girlfriend is an imperfect wife. Actually, your husband or wife will become a "help meet" meaning she will reveal and compliment your flaws.
I got married last September and it's really about patience, tolerance and above all, love.
NO EXIT DOOR.

yeah, very true. It just takes the grace of God

Ishilove:
Although these stories are fantastic, they MAY just be true. I heard of a couple that divorced after the first night because the groom wanted to squeeze toothpaste out of the tube by holding the bottom, while the bride insisted that it should be squeezed by holding the neck.

When they could not reach a compromise, the groom told the bride she was stubborn woman and he couldn't live with such a woman for the rest of his life.

Na so marriage end o

Honestly I heard of this story too... AY my roommate told me back den @ school. Said d wedding took place @ Ikorodu

I was one of the groom's men for one of my senior colleagues wedding ceremony. The bride happens to be a UNILAG final year student. During the preaching, the bride's friends (mostly ladies) from school arrived in a chartered coastal bus and their entrance into the church caused a little distraction because of their sexy skimpy clothes.

So the pastor got to a part where he was advising the couple and he mentioned that the bride should avoid friends especially the kinds of "prostitutes" that just entered the church. The bride would have none of it. She immediately whispered in her husband's ear and they both stood up and said they don't like what the pastor said. That he has to apologize to their friends or they leave the church. Everybody was shocked. Pple tried to hold the couple as they were storming out.

It took the intervention of several pple to stop them from walking out. The pastor apologize and they have another elder complete the sermon.

ijeebest:
My guy got so high on weed, that he was searching for his phone with the torchlight of the same phone he was looking for. He got so worried about the phone and was almost in tears even his room mate,who was also high, decided to join him in the search. After 45 minutes of searching, his phone rang, he picked the call and quickly replied the caller “I’ll call you back, I’m looking for my phone ” and he angrily ended the call and continued in the search for the phone he just answered a call with. After a while, he then decided to use the same phone to call his line and when he got the busy network he turned to his room mate and said “guy forget, that phone don lost, the person wey thief am, don off am” #NoToDrugs

this was on sdk's blog for the Saturday gist competition. .

ayusco85:


marriage is all about lies, more from the lady dan from the guy. why claim virgin when she was a borehole?

Very disgusting. Her womb might not even be intact due to abortion(s). Just say the truth and the man who loves you will marry you anyway.

Seen it all before.

Godmother:
For the first story, the lady was deceitful although there's something called forgiveness. For the second story the guy went too far but both of them are not serious.

Eeh the first story... If she lied that she's a Virgin, and i found out it was a lie, I won't forgive.. There's no harm in saying you are not a virgin and insist of sex after marriage.. Lying means she's deceitful in nature, and i can't start a marriage with a lie.. Thanks

Ishilove:
Although these stories are fantastic, they MAY just be true. I heard of a couple that divorced after the first night because the groom wanted to squeeze toothpaste out of the tube by holding the bottom, while the bride insisted that it should be squeezed by holding the neck.

When they could not reach a compromise, the groom told the bride she was stubborn woman and he couldn't live with such a woman for the rest of his life.

Na so marriage end o

the marriage actually lasted for 2weeks,

cococandy:

Lol. How do we know the guy was not lying about his own virgin status?
Who can tell?

I can tell! Just try me.

cococandy:

Lol. How do we know the guy was not lying about his own virgin status?
Who can tell?

A lie you cannot prove, does not excuse the lie you can

If only you could write correct sentences, maybe then we'ld understand your gossip

There was a bride from rich family that wore a topless wedding gown, even though the groom insisted that she must wear complete gown that covers the shoulder. At the receptiön when they asked her to come and feed her husband for the first time. As usual, she knee down to feed her husband, but unfortunate when she wanted to stand up, she mistakenly marched the edge of her wedding gown and this made her breast forceful came out since she wore topless wedding gown. And that was end of the wedding because the husband told everbody who cared to listen that he vehemently warned the bride, and that she is likely not to be obeying him if she eventually moved in.

Marriage get wahala o. Just pray hard to have a decent marriage.

Ishilove:
Although these stories are fantastic, they MAY just be true. I heard of a couple that divorced after the first night because the groom wanted to squeeze toothpaste out of the tube by holding the bottom, while the bride insisted that it should be squeezed by holding the neck.

When they could not reach a compromise, the groom told the bride she was stubborn woman and he couldn't live with such a woman for the rest of his life.

Na so marriage end o

Hey

I think I've seen you before....

RCCG BIG....

EZEIGBO1OFIMO:
wedding are a very big waste of time and resources, i can't imagine 100+ people i dont know coming to make life unbearable for a day.

OMG! LMAO!! I swear, it is so annoying.

Jahblessme:
Unserious people..
Anyway couples have broken up for less..leaving toilet seat up,pressing toothpaste the wrong way,spitting bones out while eating,chewing like a beast etc

I've seen one that broke up because of frying plantain wey still dey for fire. Wife wanted butter - coloured fried plantain, husband wanted charcoal-coloured Husband couldn't take wifey stubbornness, put glove for hand, carried the frying pan, the gas cooker, the plantain (fried or not, butter - coloured or otherwise)...threw everything out in the car lot

..three days later marriage don end

Broken marriages out there are marriages that shouldn't have broken up in the first place. Divorce is not an option in a marriage, only that the couples in broken marriages are quite immature in handling anger, egoism, home management, argument etc in marriages.

Abeg, study your partner well enough before you take that marital step.