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Re: 10 Hilarious Cliches Nigerian Men Often Use To Woo A Lady- By Tosyne2much by Nobody: 10:16pm On Feb 19, 2016 |
I don't need to borrow all dis words...... My eyes alone dae do d job wella don't need to borrow all dis words...... My eyes alone dae do d job wella |
Re: 10 Hilarious Cliches Nigerian Men Often Use To Woo A Lady- By Tosyne2much by macaranta(m): 10:18pm On Feb 19, 2016 |
classicB: See beef..are you crushing on him? |
Re: 10 Hilarious Cliches Nigerian Men Often Use To Woo A Lady- By Tosyne2much by banio: 10:19pm On Feb 19, 2016 |
I love you, talk your own |
Re: 10 Hilarious Cliches Nigerian Men Often Use To Woo A Lady- By Tosyne2much by tanteta(m): 10:19pm On Feb 19, 2016 |
Guy..... Any LADY that has heard all of these from guys and is still single should go for deliverance before it is too late. . That been said, here is another line: Excuse me prety lady can l buy you a drink. |
Re: 10 Hilarious Cliches Nigerian Men Often Use To Woo A Lady- By Tosyne2much by saintmark88(m): 10:22pm On Feb 19, 2016 |
classicB: U nailed it 2 Likes |
Re: 10 Hilarious Cliches Nigerian Men Often Use To Woo A Lady- By Tosyne2much by BigElEddy(m): 10:23pm On Feb 19, 2016 |
My best line: how much for fvck? 2 Likes |
Re: 10 Hilarious Cliches Nigerian Men Often Use To Woo A Lady- By Tosyne2much by saintmark88(m): 10:23pm On Feb 19, 2016 |
skarlett: Boring lines,buh u guys end up falling for it |
Re: 10 Hilarious Cliches Nigerian Men Often Use To Woo A Lady- By Tosyne2much by flinton(m): 10:24pm On Feb 19, 2016 |
I use openers...starts like this... Me: hello Lady: hi Me: I aint goin to take much of your time, can I get a feminine opinion on.....(any shit that will interest any lady) Lady: start talking Gbam! She is hooked! 70% success Guys I recommend you all to read The Game by Neil Strauss, he is a PUA, the book is dope Ladies dont hate the player hate d game 3 Likes |
Re: 10 Hilarious Cliches Nigerian Men Often Use To Woo A Lady- By Tosyne2much by olakan22: 10:25pm On Feb 19, 2016 |
Nikita1:he wan try him luck ni |
Re: 10 Hilarious Cliches Nigerian Men Often Use To Woo A Lady- By Tosyne2much by Code45: 10:25pm On Feb 19, 2016 |
QueenValerie:Huh? A female? 1 Like |
Re: 10 Hilarious Cliches Nigerian Men Often Use To Woo A Lady- By Tosyne2much by danduj(m): 10:26pm On Feb 19, 2016 |
classicB:lol u had a bad day rite? |
Re: 10 Hilarious Cliches Nigerian Men Often Use To Woo A Lady- By Tosyne2much by KingAdeOluomo1(m): 10:28pm On Feb 19, 2016 |
tosyne2much:tosin kindly PM me I have something for you |
Re: 10 Hilarious Cliches Nigerian Men Often Use To Woo A Lady- By Tosyne2much by tosyne2much(m): 10:31pm On Feb 19, 2016 |
KingAdeOluomo1:I just hope say na Dollars sha |
Re: 10 Hilarious Cliches Nigerian Men Often Use To Woo A Lady- By Tosyne2much by sluk(m): 10:35pm On Feb 19, 2016 |
cruzita: And later marry themselves abi? SMH. Some girl be forming like.... 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: 10 Hilarious Cliches Nigerian Men Often Use To Woo A Lady- By Tosyne2much by ikbnice(m): 10:37pm On Feb 19, 2016 |
classicB:u surely knw hw to puncture a man's ego. I hail thee! 3 Likes |
Re: 10 Hilarious Cliches Nigerian Men Often Use To Woo A Lady- By Tosyne2much by damilareoye: 10:41pm On Feb 19, 2016 |
so funny when you are trying to use a "line" and she already know where you are heading too... She be like """don't even ask of my number cus i won't give you" 2 Likes |
Re: 10 Hilarious Cliches Nigerian Men Often Use To Woo A Lady- By Tosyne2much by uzoormah(m): 10:41pm On Feb 19, 2016 |
cruzita: smh..buhari sef..mtchew na wa for u |
Re: 10 Hilarious Cliches Nigerian Men Often Use To Woo A Lady- By Tosyne2much by ndcide(m): 10:42pm On Feb 19, 2016 |
10 THIS... 10 THAT.. iS ORAY. 5 Likes
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Re: 10 Hilarious Cliches Nigerian Men Often Use To Woo A Lady- By Tosyne2much by lacicrips(m): 10:43pm On Feb 19, 2016 |
Number 3 is funny and a very good opener. You'll both be laughing. |
Re: 10 Hilarious Cliches Nigerian Men Often Use To Woo A Lady- By Tosyne2much by espn(m): 10:44pm On Feb 19, 2016 |
Very dumb pick up lines. 1 Like |
Re: 10 Hilarious Cliches Nigerian Men Often Use To Woo A Lady- By Tosyne2much by 007Gbenga: 10:46pm On Feb 19, 2016 |
Now that everything is taken, what lines do we use now |
Re: 10 Hilarious Cliches Nigerian Men Often Use To Woo A Lady- By Tosyne2much by klassykute(m): 10:47pm On Feb 19, 2016 |
Nikita1:and if guys stop comming ur way now till u get to 50 u will b asking God why .. u see boy wey toast u you no api dey ewwww there.. trynna woo a boy nd c how hard it is |
Re: 10 Hilarious Cliches Nigerian Men Often Use To Woo A Lady- By Tosyne2much by lexxyrule(m): 10:48pm On Feb 19, 2016 |
4, 5 and 6 is my style |
Re: 10 Hilarious Cliches Nigerian Men Often Use To Woo A Lady- By Tosyne2much by henryc4: 10:48pm On Feb 19, 2016 |
As for me,,, hi babe, u attend urhobo girls? u be like d face of urhobo girls sec. sch 2007/8 |
Re: 10 Hilarious Cliches Nigerian Men Often Use To Woo A Lady- By Tosyne2much by Mike008(m): 10:53pm On Feb 19, 2016 |
Den the me mumu girl go just de blush. And Akpos be like... Hello Girl, APPLECASION FOR LOVE OF YOU I want to write you this letter Because every time I saw you opposite with my house in our area, you saw me and I also saw you and I saw you everyday. But I have watch you for a severlly times. The way your behavior is good for me, I want to take you as a good girl friend. Because you are the beautiful girl in this town and in our nationlity. So I love you like a flower. But one thing is that, I want to talk to you I love you but I can see you does not have time. That is why I shouldn't come and talk to you. Sometimes, i want to come to the house that you are siting inside on the road side but everybody is passing there that is why I am filling shamful to come there and talk to you on yourface. If you think that, you cannot read and understanding this letter just call me and talk to me in a security place. After reading these letter give me the reply or the answer. I am hopefully that you will consider me your love. I am finish. Good bye. Yours everything Akpos 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: 10 Hilarious Cliches Nigerian Men Often Use To Woo A Lady- By Tosyne2much by ipledge10(m): 10:53pm On Feb 19, 2016 |
Nikita1:nike? No no nicki minaj? Or nickelodeon 1 Like |
Re: 10 Hilarious Cliches Nigerian Men Often Use To Woo A Lady- By Tosyne2much by Nobody: 10:53pm On Feb 19, 2016 |
olakan22:access denied |
Re: 10 Hilarious Cliches Nigerian Men Often Use To Woo A Lady- By Tosyne2much by tosyne2much(m): 10:54pm On Feb 19, 2016 |
ikbnice:You praising her? Do you think I give a damn about her comment? It doesn't move me an inch and will not stop me from dropping another one 2 Likes |
Re: 10 Hilarious Cliches Nigerian Men Often Use To Woo A Lady- By Tosyne2much by Icekyng: 10:55pm On Feb 19, 2016 |
babasolo:lol |
Re: 10 Hilarious Cliches Nigerian Men Often Use To Woo A Lady- By Tosyne2much by ipledge10(m): 10:55pm On Feb 19, 2016 |
Inside train..."I be like are u gonna stop before 42nd street?" "Hi...smile"...this is the best method, say hi to her and smile a little |
Re: 10 Hilarious Cliches Nigerian Men Often Use To Woo A Lady- By Tosyne2much by dikeigbo2(m): 10:58pm On Feb 19, 2016 |
11 Like are you related to urunooboo. 12. You speak like ngene ukwenu : |
Re: 10 Hilarious Cliches Nigerian Men Often Use To Woo A Lady- By Tosyne2much by engroke(m): 10:58pm On Feb 19, 2016 |
Lemme add mine Walk 2 d lady n start singing ............ifeoma,ifeoma, ifeoma I wanna marry u give me ur love Or walk up to a gal n say.......Hi babe do you fart Or just tell her who u are Go by hi babe do u know national theatre belongs to my father |
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