Alphamayor:
. Sometimes I sleep inside my car.

I do this sumtymes too

robosky02:
but watin cause all this heat

i hear say na APC

is it true?

It's not APC. Have you forgotten? It's the last administration AKA Jonathan.

By the way, have you blamed Jonathan today?

dukeolumde:
Hi beautiful...

Na waa you ooo!!!

PreyingMantis:
Na waa you ooo!!!

Forgive my manners but I will take it as a "COMPLIMENT"
Good morning...

dukeolumde:
Forgive my manners but I will take it as a "COMPLIMENT"
Good morning...

Take am suffry suffry with them hoes my brother... As heat no gree person sleep.

This mumu heat roast my 3 fowl alive

Harmmatan is back in Enugu

PreyingMantis:
Take am suffry suffry with them hoes my brother... As heat no gree person sleep.

Am just catching my fun bro. No strings attached. Besides my room AC is on...

Men I really pray for the rain. It's burning here in Rivers State and I'm having rashes on my neck already. Please those in Jos, can you exchange some of your harmattan for some of this heat?

Chestar5:
The heat is really killing o, got red rashes over my brown body ..

Hahaha see speed I tk go look ur profile anyways ure covered

ERCROSS:
[b] And this happened to me today...
Coming back from school this evening, though tired but delighted about the delicious rice and beans concoction I cooked earlier in the mawing....
I stopped by at iya kudi's shop to get a half bag of pure water, she gave me d half bag and I was forced to ask:- iya kudi ,una boil this pure water , She just bone face to my jamb question...
in few minutes, I was at my home, opened the door only to be greeted by this foul stench that enveloped my room like say ostrich egg hatch...
where is this odour coming from, I asked myself.... ooooohhhh, then I remembered I had released a natural perfume from my wicked ass just as I was about to take my leave in the morning... I hastily open the windows, and sprayed the air freshener...
I dropped my bag and went out again to get a new airtel sim, within 30 minutes I was back, opened the door and again greeted by the foul stench and now even stronger... jeez, wetin dey smell gan self...my eyes fizzling about searching for what might be smelling, I don wash all my dirty plates naaw... I carry air freshener again spray everywhere... I carry water go bath as I don dey sweat like person wey run marathon..
After bathing, I still feel the hotness of the water on my body as I step into the room... ohh my God, dis odour still dey... wooh, I Neva get Tyne to dey search wetin dey smell bare make I chop first...I said to myself, smiling grimmly as I carry plate and spoon to serve myself...
I opened the pot and I nearly got a seizure , it oozed out strongly more than ever, still stunned and amazed but heartbroken looking at my lovely rice and beans concoction... already spoilt and smelling... Out of the love I have for the meal and as per say I no get chi-chi on me to buy even indomie, I took a spoonful of the concoction to my mouth nose-covered.... holy shiiiitttt.. warrisdis... Even a poison can never taste this horrible... I thought while I spit out the mess outta my mouth.. Ahhh na wetin man pikin go kon chop oooooo....

ooohhh, then I remembered the last cup of garri I had in my cupboard.... oooohhh Garri, I love u.... saving the life of Nigerian students since 1509BC... I brought out the life saver and took one of pure water which I bought earlier to dilute my solute.. I can feel its hotness even as I held it, well, I no get choice, I just put am like that , stirred the molecules together...

I lift up the first spoonful to my mouth, and I cudnt say for sure if na garrium sulphate I dey swallow or na Eba... Chai, d hunger wey don hammer my head no even let me notice the difference in taste I just dey carry out my business transactions dey go, I'd rather die of lassa fever than die of hunger..... I finished my GarrieEba......

Still unsatisfied with a half filled belly, I went to a female friends place with the hope of getting something to eat, As I dey go na hin I don dey pray say make manna from heaven dey fall for her house ooo...
God still answers prayer, I was greeted by the aroma of a well scented stew as I knocked on the door... ooohhh thank God...
ko! ko!! koko!!!
who be that... a masculine unfriendly voice answered( maybe Lalasticlala ) ...
its me Ercross, I seek for mhizkel.
She went out
pls, when is she coming back
Tomorrow....
haa, Gbese reh ooooo... Tomorrow keh
Depressed and saddened, I turned back and left...

Now am back at home lying on the carpet, **who go sleep on top bed for this heat**
the heat wey spoil my food because I no open the pot cover allow air enter as I was told by my next door neighbour tosyne2much....
Guess its one of those nights when we go to bed with an empty stomach....
All thanks to the heat



Hoping tomorrow will be a better day
[/b]

I have an advise for you

I'm truly bleeped - I'll be returning to naija from a very cold place soon. Any advice as to how I can cope with naija heat?

The man will be like, chai this people wan use heat kill person sha!!!

Hello Nigerians, do you know it's easier to cool a place than to heat, if only we can be more innovative, every home should have a cooling system it's not a luxury, it's a necessity, we!re in the tropics damn it

Omo this heat these days hehe, it seems the last person to enter hell forgot to lock the door ooo

The only solution is for u to come to jos for vacation. I still sleep under a blanket in jtown because of cold.

Iceberylin come and see o

Even our weather don chanji to bad..Everything jagajaga

Op no be heat be man(Ngeneukwuenu) na frustration from recent rerun elections..

Tedassie:

PreyingMantis:
Take am suffry suffry with them hoes my brother... As heat no gree person sleep.

Who r u referring as a hoe?

#its allowed

This is water bed ooooo.

Lol

Hmm is dis real ?

ERCROSS:
[b] And this happened to me today...
Coming back from school this evening, though tired but delighted about the delicious rice and beans concoction I cooked earlier in the mawing....
I stopped by at iya kudi's shop to get a half bag of pure water, she gave me d half bag and I was forced to ask:- iya kudi ,una boil this pure water , She just bone face to my jamb question...
in few minutes, I was at my home, opened the door only to be greeted by this foul stench that enveloped my room like say ostrich egg hatch...
where is this odour coming from, I asked myself.... ooooohhhh, then I remembered I had released a natural perfume from my wicked ass just as I was about to take my leave in the morning... I hastily open the windows, and sprayed the air freshener...
I dropped my bag and went out again to get a new airtel sim, within 30 minutes I was back, opened the door and again greeted by the foul stench and now even stronger... jeez, wetin dey smell gan self...my eyes fizzling about searching for what might be smelling, I don wash all my dirty plates naaw... I carry air freshener again spray everywhere... I carry water go bath as I don dey sweat like person wey run marathon..
After bathing, I still feel the hotness of the water on my body as I step into the room... ohh my God, dis odour still dey... wooh, I Neva get Tyne to dey search wetin dey smell bare make I chop first...I said to myself, smiling grimmly as I carry plate and spoon to serve myself...
I opened the pot and I nearly got a seizure , it oozed out strongly more than ever, still stunned and amazed but heartbroken looking at my lovely rice and beans concoction... already spoilt and smelling... Out of the love I have for the meal and as per say I no get chi-chi on me to buy even indomie, I took a spoonful of the concoction to my mouth nose-covered.... holy shiiiitttt.. warrisdis... Even a poison can never taste this horrible... I thought while I spit out the mess outta my mouth.. Ahhh na wetin man pikin go kon chop oooooo....

ooohhh, then I remembered the last cup of garri I had in my cupboard.... oooohhh Garri, I love u.... saving the life of Nigerian students since 1509BC... I brought out the life saver and took one of pure water which I bought earlier to dilute my solute.. I can feel its hotness even as I held it, well, I no get choice, I just put am like that , stirred the molecules together...

I lift up the first spoonful to my mouth, and I cudnt say for sure if na garrium sulphate I dey swallow or na Eba... Chai, d hunger wey don hammer my head no even let me notice the difference in taste I just dey carry out my business transactions dey go, I'd rather die of lassa fever than die of hunger..... I finished my GarrieEba......

Still unsatisfied with a half filled belly, I went to a female friends place with the hope of getting something to eat, As I dey go na hin I don dey pray say make manna from heaven dey fall for her house ooo...
God still answers prayer, I was greeted by the aroma of a well scented stew as I knocked on the door... ooohhh thank God...
ko! ko!! koko!!!
who be that... a masculine unfriendly voice answered( maybe Lalasticlala ) ...
its me Ercross, I seek for mhizkel.
She went out
pls, when is she coming back
Tomorrow....
haa, Gbese reh ooooo... Tomorrow keh
Depressed and saddened, I turned back and left...

Now am back at home lying on the carpet, **who go sleep on top bed for this heat**
the heat wey spoil my food because I no open the pot cover allow air enter as I was told by my next door neighbour tosyne2much....
Guess its one of those nights when we go to bed with an empty stomach....
All thanks to the heat



Hoping tomorrow will be a better day
[/b]

Guy you don suffer no be small, Nah my children indo meal we de eat now, Food when dem dey suppos carry dey go school

iamexcelblog:
Onitsha and Owerri is so hot. I heard that God brought the sun closer to earth?

I was in owerri recently. My God! Markurdi and Yola of Nov. and Dec. of those days na child's play. Talk of dust, sweat, heat and noise pollution and the go_ slow of Douglas road, Tetlow, mbaiise road, and all the roads that link weatheral thro Telow. Not good for mental health unless u hav good psychiatrists.

nedu2000:
It's the heat,its damn much.
Wish I had a bathtub

What if you drown yourself in the water?

Well, I think the best soln to this is for one to save up and go solar... Power Distribution Companies ain't worth depending on tho..

Is as Bad as that o my People