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Re: The Greatest Programmer On Nairaland by seunthomas: 2:32pm On Feb 26, 2016
airsaylongcon:
I'm still here. I ain't going anywhere. I'm you lifetime nightmare.
I like the fact you want to be my shadow, but na by force??
Re: The Greatest Programmer On Nairaland by seunthomas: 2:33pm On Feb 26, 2016
CodeHouse:


Seun sef dey involve in all this abi na which Seun you dey bring into this argument... So If you have an issue with someone, the next thing is to ban them because you priv with moderator or admin? If Seun as you mentioned is involved in all of this, then I shake my head for una.. Infact why was dhtml banned?
Hey you wetin we dey talk wetin you dey talk? Offpoint crew. Abi you no sabi say dhtml dey advertise him site. If you no sabi read , its boldly stated in red "Please do not post adverts...." abi make i convert am to pidgin for you??
Na the thing wey night school dey cause be dat...

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Re: The Greatest Programmer On Nairaland by airsaylongcon: 2:34pm On Feb 26, 2016
guru01:

We are not the same, you are a prolog project manager, and am a web programmer. Simple.

Point of correction. Prolog is a language I'm using on a side project. As a hobby. My day job I project manage an ERP written in python and a WMS written in C# and ASAP. NET. I am not a day-by-day developer.

So whether you develop in php or I develop in qbasic the underlying thing is that given a problem we should be able to solve it irrespective of the language we speak.

I ask again are you interested in battling me? Yes or No?
Re: The Greatest Programmer On Nairaland by guru01(m): 2:35pm On Feb 26, 2016
airsaylongcon:
I'm still here. I ain't going anywhere. I'm you lifetime nightmare.
This man you are disturbing us here with irrelevant comments oo.
Re: The Greatest Programmer On Nairaland by Nobody: 2:36pm On Feb 26, 2016
CodeHouse:


Seun sef dey involve in all this abi na which Seun you dey bring into this argument... So If you have an issue with someone, the next thing is to ban them because you priv with moderator or admin? If Seun as you mentioned is involved in all of this, then I shake my head for una.. Infact why was dhtml banned?
That one i dont know o, was just released not too long ago.
Re: The Greatest Programmer On Nairaland by airsaylongcon: 2:36pm On Feb 26, 2016
seunthomas:

I like the fact you want to be my shadow, but na by force??

Why don't you take up my challenge and prove without reasonable doubt that I'm in your shadow? Or is it that you don't know the answer? I can give you a less difficult one of Dr. SEUNTHOMAS (PhD Programming 1998)
Re: The Greatest Programmer On Nairaland by seunthomas: 2:36pm On Feb 26, 2016
airsaylongcon:


Point of correction. Prolog is a language I'm using on a side project. As a hobby. My day job I project manage an ERP written in python and a WMS written in C# and ASAP. NET. I am not a day-by-day developer.

So whether you develop in php or I develop in qbasic the underlying thing is that given a problem we should be able to solve it irrespective of the language we speak.

I ask again are you interested in battling me? Yes or No?
Please just write a prolog module to excommunicate yourself from this thread abi make i write am for you??>
Re: The Greatest Programmer On Nairaland by seunthomas: 2:38pm On Feb 26, 2016
airsaylongcon:


Point of correction. Prolog is a language I'm using on a side project. As a hobby. My day job I project manage an ERP written in python and a WMS written in C# and ASAP. NET. I am not a day-by-day developer.

So whether you develop in php or I develop in qbasic the underlying thing is that given a problem we should be able to solve it irrespective of the language we speak.

I ask again are you interested in battling me? Yes or No?
If guru01 beat you i know dey there ohhhhh. You know say your mouth too sharp...
Re: The Greatest Programmer On Nairaland by airsaylongcon: 2:38pm On Feb 26, 2016
seunthomas:

Please just write a prolog module to excommunicate yourself from this thread abi make i write am for you??>

Write the Prolog module. If you fit write am then you are good. I will agree that you have solved at least one challenge from me
Re: The Greatest Programmer On Nairaland by guru01(m): 2:38pm On Feb 26, 2016
airsaylongcon:


Point of correction. Prolog is a language I'm using on a side project. As a hobby. My day job I project manage an ERP written in python and a WMS written in C# and ASAP. NET. I am not a day-by-day developer.

So whether you develop in php or I develop in qbasic the underlying thing is that given a problem we should be able to solve it irrespective of the language we speak.

I ask again are you interested in battling me? Yes or No?
Lol, stop telling me you are a project manager.
If your agree to be a programmer, I will battle you.
Re: The Greatest Programmer On Nairaland by seunthomas: 2:39pm On Feb 26, 2016
dhtml18:

That one i dont know o, was just released not too long ago.
You, you be professional NL convict na. You go soon go back. career NL convict.
Re: The Greatest Programmer On Nairaland by airsaylongcon: 2:39pm On Feb 26, 2016
seunthomas:

If guru01 beat you i know dey there ohhhhh. You know say your mouth too sharp...

Oh so guru01 is your boss. Cos you failed to beat me you think he can? Someone hiding under "I am Web programmer" wants to beat me? Guru01 please let's battle na
Re: The Greatest Programmer On Nairaland by seunthomas: 2:40pm On Feb 26, 2016
guru01:

Lol, stop telling me you are a project manager.
If your agree to be a programmer, I will battle you.
You suppose don understand na. People wey no sabi fight go dey give excuse. "I cant fight you but am fasting now...." na those kind excuse u suppose expect na
Re: The Greatest Programmer On Nairaland by CodeHouse: 2:40pm On Feb 26, 2016
seunthomas:

Hey you wetin we dey talk wetin you dey talk? Offpoint crew. Abi you no sabi say dhtml dey advertise him site. If you no sabi read , its boldly stated in red "Please do not post adverts...." abi make i convert am to pidgin for you??
Na the thing wey night school dey cause be dat...

Nice one..in all areas, im not sure you are in position to lace my shoes
Re: The Greatest Programmer On Nairaland by seunthomas: 2:40pm On Feb 26, 2016
airsaylongcon:


Oh so guru01 is your boss. Cos you failed to beat me you think he can? Someone hiding under "I am Web programmer" wants to beat me? Guru01 please let's battle na
No drag me inside ohhh. I no be anybody boss. Dem go soon beat you...
Re: The Greatest Programmer On Nairaland by airsaylongcon: 2:40pm On Feb 26, 2016
guru01:

Lol, stop telling me you are a project manager.
If your agree to be a programmer, I will battle you.

I am a programmer. Let's battle

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Re: The Greatest Programmer On Nairaland by seunthomas: 2:41pm On Feb 26, 2016
airsaylongcon:


I am a programmer. Let's battle
You own don finish be dat na. Abeg @guru01 take am easy no kill am ohh. na only am him mama born.....
Re: The Greatest Programmer On Nairaland by CodeHouse: 2:42pm On Feb 26, 2016
seunthomas:

Hey you wetin we dey talk wetin you dey talk? Offpoint crew. Abi you no sabi say dhtml dey advertise him site. If you no sabi read , its boldly stated in red "Please do not post adverts...." abi make i convert am to pidgin for you??
Na the thing wey night school dey cause be dat...

I thought you were actually sane, but now I understand there is a bot behind your monicker, you talk non stop like a woman

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Re: The Greatest Programmer On Nairaland by Nobody: 2:43pm On Feb 26, 2016
seunthomas:

You own don finish be dat na. Abeg @guru01 take am easy no kill am ohh. na only am him mama born.....
guru1, proceed with caution because you may end up being out of this battle (feet first).
Re: The Greatest Programmer On Nairaland by seunthomas: 2:44pm On Feb 26, 2016
CodeHouse:


I thought you were actually sane, but now I understand there is a bot behind your monicker, you talk non stop like a woman
I talk am. you be class captain for night school.......
Re: The Greatest Programmer On Nairaland by airsaylongcon: 2:45pm On Feb 26, 2016
seunthomas:

You own don finish be dat na. Abeg @guru01 take am easy no kill am ohh. na only am him mama born.....

I beat you once already. You alter ego will be no match. You ran your mouth asking me for a battle now you want your friend to battle me? I will give him the same question I gave you.
Re: The Greatest Programmer On Nairaland by seunthomas: 2:46pm On Feb 26, 2016
airsaylongcon:


I beat you once already. You alter ego will be no match. You ran your mouth asking me for a battle now you want your friend to battle me? I will give him the same question I gave you.
dat one na question? abi you wan make i expose you like your broda. See na me and larry page write google ohhh. I sabi all where your secret dey na.
Re: The Greatest Programmer On Nairaland by guru01(m): 2:46pm On Feb 26, 2016
airsaylongcon:


I am a programmer. Let's battle
Write a program that computes the length of a given string with out using the inbuilt string length function of that language.
Re: The Greatest Programmer On Nairaland by Nobody: 2:46pm On Feb 26, 2016
CodeHouse:


I thought you were actually sane, but now I understand there is a bot behind your monicker, you talk non stop like a woman

You got it all wrong, his mouth is a recursive loop:
<?php
while(true) {
talk();
}
?>
Re: The Greatest Programmer On Nairaland by CodeHouse: 2:47pm On Feb 26, 2016
seunthomas:

Hey you wetin we dey talk wetin you dey talk? Offpoint crew. Abi you no sabi say dhtml dey advertise him site. If you no sabi read , its boldly stated in red "Please do not post adverts...." abi make i convert am to pidgin for you??
Na the thing wey night school dey cause be dat...

... And you are supposed to be an adult? Anyone that would employ you should think twice, really you just messed up yourself big time, insulting people, isnt that breaking the so-called nairaland commandments ?
Re: The Greatest Programmer On Nairaland by airsaylongcon: 2:47pm On Feb 26, 2016
seunthomas:

dat one na question? abi you wan make i expose you like your broda. See na me and larry page write google ohhh. I sabi all where your secret dey na.

Go and Google it. That's what I expected you to have done since.
Re: The Greatest Programmer On Nairaland by airsaylongcon: 2:48pm On Feb 26, 2016
guru01:

Write a program that computes the length of a given string with out using the inbuilt string length function of that language.

Duration?

*modified*
Off the top of my head

#include <stdio.h>
int main()
{
char str[100],i;
printf( "Enter a string: \n" ) ;
scanf("%s",str);

for(i=0; str[i]!='\0'; ++i);
printf("\nLength of input string: %d",i);

return 0;
}

I have assumed that the maximum length of any string entered is 100. This can be modified upwards or downwards.

I have also used '\0' to indicate the end of the string
Re: The Greatest Programmer On Nairaland by Nobody: 2:48pm On Feb 26, 2016
seunthomas:

I blame the 2 people who gave birth to you thinking they have a child. SMH.....

Boss, pls leave personal insults out, direct all that energy to constructing ur arguments










**i'm out of kunu, starts to sip fura and watching silently**
Re: The Greatest Programmer On Nairaland by seunthomas: 2:50pm On Feb 26, 2016
CodeHouse:


... And you are supposed to be an adult? Anyone that would employ you should think twice, really you just messed up yourself big time, insulting people, isnt that breaking the so-called nairaland commandments ?
Na who i insult?? Abi you self no dey insult?? Anyway its all for the fun of it. But try to stay in line and not just put your mouth in other peoples business, its rude and disrespectful.
Re: The Greatest Programmer On Nairaland by seunthomas: 2:51pm On Feb 26, 2016
mobolaji88:


Boss, pls leave personal insults out, direct all that energy to constructing ur arguments










**i'm out of kunu, starts to sip fura and watching silently**
babe no be my fault, na dem start am
See the way dhtml18 and him league of extraordinary area boys turn my thread to bottle throwing ground.......
Re: The Greatest Programmer On Nairaland by Nobody: 2:51pm On Feb 26, 2016
guru01:

Write a program that computes the length of a given string with out using the inbuilt string length function of that language.

Boss, I believe arguments and challenges should be language independent. Its a challenge to show who the best coder is not the best language user (if u get my point)
Re: The Greatest Programmer On Nairaland by CodeHouse: 2:54pm On Feb 26, 2016
seunthomas:

Na who i insult?? Abi you self no dey insult?? Anyway its all for the fun of it. But try to stay in line and not just put your mouth in other peoples business, its rude and disrespectful.

You deserve a ban. Check Rule 15, youve done that countless times

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