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What If The Bible Is A Lie? by Nobody: 10:31pm On Mar 17, 2016
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No rapture or end time. Africans are stuck in Africa forever. No white man coming from the sky to zap them to mansions in heaven.

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Nigerian children will not be labelled as witches anymore. Pastors who label kids as evil and witches would be locked up in psychiatric hospitals.

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Reedemed would be an engineering company with a motto to open a technical workshop every 5kms. More jobs, less prayer points

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Go out with family on Sundays for strolls and enjoy nature. Less noise and traffic.

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Village people would stop being blamed for every misfortune that happens to their family members.

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Africans won't care about Adam and Eve, or Jerusalem and Mecca. Pilgrimage to Osun and Umudike would increase IGR.


Clearing up more ignorance like it's my duty. cry

cckris:

Please Mr Lucifer
Mr Chris...
cckris:

Please Mr Lucifer, kindly mention ONE good thing Africans received from worshiping Lucifer's demons, before the Missionaries built schools & Hospitals, that saved you from endemic leprosy, yaws, Pneumonia & malaria.
So much ignorance.
Let me explain this one time. Every Nation has a Ruler/President. The US has one, Nigeria has one. The PRESIDENT is a title, not a Person. So when an American Citizen says 'My President', you don't think Buhari, you think Barrack Obama.

In same vein, every nation/tribe had their GOD (their creator, their source, their origin). These Gods were created in their images and spoke their language. Allah doesn't speak French, Yahweh doesn't speak Ijaw. Yawheh and Allah referred to the local Gods of a particular tribe.

Unlike the Yoruba,Igbo, Indian gods, the Abrahamic GODS(Allah and Yahweh) considered all other Gods evil. From David to Mohammed, these men conquered lands and people, destroying everything in their wake. You don't need to read the Old Testament, read your news. The evidence is still there in the Middle East.

Lucifer's demons have nothing whatsoever to do with the African gods. Lucifer is Yahweh is Lucifer.

What good thing did the African gods give us? Look at your delicacy and your local language. Maybe, your ancestors weren't so savage afterall. Your language is proof they could communicate. Your local delicacy is proof they were good farmers, and knew how to use basic cooking utensil. Did the white man teach us how to cook oha and periwinkle? Did they teach us to say "Bia" and "Ndo"? What about your traditional wears? Proof that there were tailors and we manufactured textiles too. We weren't naked and hopeless. Harmattan for don show us shege..

How about local medicines? The medicinal benefits of the kolanut? Our leaves and that nasty worm that grows on trees? Maybe we didn't have western medicine. But we had local healers who treated illnesses and sicknesses. If we didn't, we would all have been dead before they arrived our shores. grin..

Unfortunately, how you think is who you are. When they left pur lands, they left behind their minds, their history, their perception of us. They left their minds in our education system. And we never changed it. They left their Bible in our palms, while we gave our lives to Chris and swore by Allah. We took to calling their lands holy lands, travelling to Jerusalem and Mecca to see I remember as a kid rejecting the notion of having to eba with fork and spoon. Most of us have probably experienced that too. Yet, we believe a Jew who was killed over 2000 years ago by his kinsmen, was right about our gods, our history, our future.

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Re: What If The Bible Is A Lie? by MrHackmed1(m): 10:54pm On Mar 17, 2016
Hmmmmm, Eleyii gidigan ooo

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Re: What If The Bible Is A Lie? by cckris: 10:58pm On Mar 17, 2016
Well, the Bible is True. True in history,& True in reality. It's from the Bible we learn that 500 years Before Christ, Ethiopia already existed as a nation among others. India was also mentioned.
Europeans were then comparatively primitive. After Christ, the Bible was introduced to Europeans, & they became civilised, educated, & began to so develop as to overtake both India, Ethiopia, & even Babylon, one of the world powers BC.
It therefore flows logically that if Africans obey the Bible as the Europeans did, Africans can also develop likewise.

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Re: What If The Bible Is A Lie? by Nobody: 11:01pm On Mar 17, 2016
cckris:
Well, the Bible is True. True in history,& True in reality. It's from the Bible we learn that 500 years Before Christ, Ethiopia already existed as a nation among others. India was also mentioned.
Europeans were then comparatively primitive. After Christ, the Bible was introduced to Europeans, & they became civilised, educated, & began to so develop as to overtake both India, Ethiopia, & even Babylon, one of the world powers BC.
It therefore flows logically that if Africans obey the Bible as the Europeans did, Africans can also develop likewise.

Your post has more color than sense. I pity you. Honestly. cry

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Re: What If The Bible Is A Lie? by darkenkach(m): 11:06pm On Mar 17, 2016
What if islam is the one true religion?

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Re: What If The Bible Is A Lie? by Nobody: 11:10pm On Mar 17, 2016
darkenkach:
What if islam is the one true religion?
His followers are doing a good job chasing us away from Him. grin

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Re: What If The Bible Is A Lie? by Nobody: 11:11pm On Mar 17, 2016
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Babalawos and Dibias in govt. Won't stop corruption but there will be small conscience. Shrines are less expensive to maintain than Churches.

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All those night vigils, offering, special offering, large churches.. Complete waste of time. Worshipping and dancing to nothing. grin grin

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Re: What If The Bible Is A Lie? by Nobody: 11:12pm On Mar 17, 2016
I knew my Thanksgiving offering wasn't for God when the pastor put the plantains I brought in the fridge and wired the money to his account.

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Re: What If The Bible Is A Lie? by cckris: 11:23pm On Mar 17, 2016
sonOfLucifer:


Your post has more color than sense. I pity you. Honestly. cry
Can you give even one reason you consider me senseless?

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Re: What If The Bible Is A Lie? by OgundeleT(m): 11:26pm On Mar 17, 2016
sonOfLucifer:
I knew my Thanksgiving offering wasn't for God when the pastor put the plantains I brought in the fridge and wired the money to his account.
he will use it to do god work now
Re: What If The Bible Is A Lie? by bytemeister(m): 11:29pm On Mar 17, 2016
cckris:
Well, the Bible is True. True in history,& True in reality. It's from the Bible we learn that 500 years Before Christ, Ethiopia already existed as a nation among others. India was also mentioned.
Europeans were then comparatively primitive. After Christ, the Bible was introduced to Europeans, & they became civilised, educated, & began to so develop as to overtake both India, Ethiopia, & even Babylon, one of the world powers BC.
It therefore flows logically that if Africans obey the Bible as the Europeans did, Africans can also develop likewise.

According to your proofs of truthfulness of the bible, it's ok to say Superman exists or existed since KANSAS City in U.S.A was mentioned or Spiderman cause he is said to be from New York and newyork exists in reality after all

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Re: What If The Bible Is A Lie? by CHARLOE(m): 11:43pm On Mar 17, 2016
sonOfLucifer:


Your post has more color than sense. I pity you. Honestly. cry
jesus! chai, u're wiked!

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Re: What If The Bible Is A Lie? by Nobody: 11:43pm On Mar 17, 2016
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Speaking in tongues would be a mental illness.

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Daddy and Mummy would be exclusive names for your parents.

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Re: What If The Bible Is A Lie? by Nobody: 12:56am On Mar 18, 2016
cckris:
Well, the Bible is True. True in history,& True in reality. It's from the Bible we learn that 500 years Before Christ, Ethiopia already existed as a nation among others. India was also mentioned.
Europeans were then comparatively primitive. After Christ, the Bible was introduced to Europeans, & they became civilised, educated, & began to so develop as to overtake both India, Ethiopia, & even Babylon, one of the world powers BC.
It therefore flows logically that if Africans obey the Bible as the Europeans did, Africans can also develop likewise.


Are you saying we Africans should do this to the Europeans now

(1) take their able men as slave.
(2) take their matured girls as sex machine to reliave our selves whenever we feel the urge.
(3) tell them their god is wicked and not real, that he will lead them straight to hell fire
(4) indoctrinate their children into believing our gods ifa, amadioha and other rivers or rocks gods/goddesses



Pls explain if this is the way you want Africa to develop

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Re: What If The Bible Is A Lie? by Nobody: 8:10am On Mar 18, 2016
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Count the number of Churches on your streets. Imagine if those were factories producing something tangible. Imagine Ibadan Expressway hosting tech shows rather than religious conventions. While everyone shoots satellites into space,Africans are firing spiritual arrows at the gates of hell. grin have we not been deceived?

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Re: What If The Bible Is A Lie? by Joagbaje(m): 9:38am On Mar 18, 2016
Well the Bible is true and there's nothing anyone. Can do about it.
If you're still not convinced. The Bible uthenticates itself . It's a book of prophecy . If you read the. Bible ,you will see prophecies. Come to pass. Past present . It's more current. Than tomorrow newspapoer

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Re: What If The Bible Is A Lie? by Nobody: 10:31am On Mar 18, 2016
Joagbaje:
Well the Bible is true and there's nothing anyone. Can do about it.
You know there's a reason we ask for 'source' on FP. Anyone can write anything and say it is true. For example, I'm a former lover of the Queen of England.

Joagbaje:
If you're still not convinced. The Bible authenticates itself
Come on Man grin The PUNCH says THE PUNCH is the only TRUE NEWSPAPER.

Joagbaje:
It's a book of prophecy . If you read the. Bible ,you will see prophecies
Name 1 prophecy. We've been waiting for Jesus' coming since 2000 years. Is he still building mansions? grin This UNIVERSSSEEE was created in 7 days. Nigga's been building mansions since 2000 years. Maybe he should call Julius Berger to help out.

Joagbaje:
It's more current than tomorrow newspapoer
What a blatant lie. That's why Africa remains backwards. HOw can you build the future when you keep holding on to the past? A past that doesn't belong to you, isn't about you and written by people who never tasted egusi or palm wine? wink

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Re: What If The Bible Is A Lie? by cckris: 10:55am On Mar 18, 2016
Naijaboy007:



Are you saying we Africans should do this to the Europeans now

(1) take their able men as slave.
(2) take their matured girls as sex machine to reliave our selves whenever we feel the urge.
(3) tell them their god is wicked and not real, that he will lead them straight to hell fire
(4) indoctrinate their children into believing our gods ifa, amadioha and other rivers or rocks gods/goddesses



Pls explain if this is the way you want Africa to develop
If you CHOOSE to reject the FREEDOM & PROGRESS which the Bible offers, the same DARKNESS & TYRANNY which has been African culture for the last 1000 years, will DEFINITELY compel you to migrate to Bible-based nations, where you'll offer yourself as SLAVE, even as you pretend to be able to think independently. It's a CHOICE.

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Re: What If The Bible Is A Lie? by valdovas(m): 11:01am On Mar 18, 2016
I don't want to live in ta world like that.
Imagine in Nigeria going around doing bad without fear of punishment
Imagine those sick sycopaths that are only resisting their urges because of fear of hell, what will they now do if they start thinking Godis not real.
Never.

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Re: What If The Bible Is A Lie? by cckris: 11:02am On Mar 18, 2016
sonOfLucifer:

You know there's a reason we ask for 'source' on FP. Anyone can write anything and say it is true. For example, I'm a former lover of the Queen of England.


Come on Man grin The PUNCH says THE PUNCH is the only TRUE NEWSPAPER.


Name 1 prophecy. We've been waiting for Jesus' coming since 2000 years. Is he still building mansions? grin This UNIVERSSSEEE was created in 7 days. Nigga's been building mansions since 2000 years. Maybe he should call Julius Berger to help out.


What a blatant lie. That's why Africa remains backwards. HOw can you build the future when you keep holding on to the past? A past that doesn't belong to you, isn't about you and written by people who never tasted egusi or palm wine? wink
Please Mr Lucifer, kindly mention ONE good thing Africans received from worshiping Lucifer's demons, before the Missionaries built schools & Hospitals, that saved you from endemic leprosy, yaws, Pneumonia & malaria.

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Re: What If The Bible Is A Lie? by UncleSnr(m): 11:10am On Mar 18, 2016
cckris:

Please Mr Lucifer, kindly mention ONE good thing Africans received from worshiping Lucifer's demons, before the Missionaries built schools & Hospitals, that saved you from endemic leprosy, yaws, Pneumonia & malaria.
How do you know that it was Lucifer that was been worshipped?

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Re: What If The Bible Is A Lie? by cckris: 11:19am On Mar 18, 2016
Naijaboy007:



Are you saying we Africans should do this to the Europeans now

(1) take their able men as slave.
(2) take their matured girls as sex machine to reliave our selves whenever we feel the urge.
(3) tell them their god is wicked and not real, that he will lead them straight to hell fire
(4) indoctrinate their children into believing our gods ifa, amadioha and other rivers or rocks gods/goddesses



Pls explain if this is the way you want Africa to develop
Naijaboy, do you remember who was SELLING his children, just for tobacco, mirrors, George wrappers, or, perhaps, that bottle of dry gin which you pretend, thoughtlessly, is a cultural inheritance from ancestors. Descendants of those Europeans are still coming, with MIRACULOUS match sticks, better tasting liquor, second-hand stuff, and, and, should I say it, JEEPS. Instead of oil palm, do you have any idea what kind of oil these same Europeans are getting from Africa today? Yeah, they bring back diesel, engine oil, & petrol. Its still a CHOICE.

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Re: What If The Bible Is A Lie? by cckris: 11:28am On Mar 18, 2016
UncleSnr:
How do you know that it was Lucifer that was been worshipped?
Sorry sir, I was addressing Mr Lucifer. Ok. I don't know whether you're Nigerian. But in old times, when plagues happened, villages usually sacrificed some virgins or young men. Even today when some traditional rulers die, they're not buried alone. That kind of DARKNESS didn't show how to build bridges, houses, or even utensils. They were called Esu, Ekwensu, but always evil. I didn't create these names.

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Re: What If The Bible Is A Lie? by Nobody: 11:32am On Mar 18, 2016
cckris are you willing to learn and discuss in a matured manner? Where my opinion and yours will be treated equally?

I can answer some of your questions. Be assured, I have no intention of deconverting or turning you away from Christianity.

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Re: What If The Bible Is A Lie? by Nobody: 11:58am On Mar 18, 2016
cckris:

But in old times, when plagues happened, villages usually sacrificed some virgins or young men. Even today when some traditional rulers die, they're not buried alone. That kind of DARKNESS

Where you there or that's what they told you? Just asking.

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Re: What If The Bible Is A Lie? by AlfaSeltzer(m): 12:41pm On Mar 18, 2016
cckris:

Sorry sir, I was addressing Mr Lucifer. Ok. I don't know whether you're Nigerian. But in old times, when plagues happened, villages usually sacrificed some virgins or young men. Even today when some traditional rulers die, they're not buried alone. That kind of DARKNESS didn't show how to build bridges, houses, or even utensils. They were called Esu, Ekwensu, but always evil. I didn't create these names.


Ekwensu was not evil.

Stop spitting white man's lies here. Senseless boy. angry

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Re: What If The Bible Is A Lie? by Nobody: 12:55pm On Mar 18, 2016
sonOfLucifer:
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No rapture or end time. Africans are stuck in Africa forever. No white man coming from the sky to zap them to mansions in heaven.

2.
Nigerian children will not be labelled as witches anymore. Pastors who label kids as evil and witches would be locked up in psychiatric hospitals.

3.
Reedemed would be an engineering company with a motto to open a technical workshop every 5kms. More jobs, less prayer points

4.
Go out with family on Sundays for strolls and enjoy nature. Less noise and traffic.

5.
Village people would stop being blamed for every misfortune that happens to their family members.

6.
Africans won't care about Adam and Eve, or Jerusalem and Mecca. Pilgrimage to Osun and Umudike would increase IGR.

Lol, your post should be "if the bible/Christianity did not exist", not "if the bible were a lie", because it could very well still be a lie, but wouldn't/hasn't stopped over a billion people from believing in it.

If religions didn't exist, this world would be a better place. But since religions, Christianity and the bible are here to stay, I'd better go pay my tithe and offerings, to help Jesus buy cement to build my mansions in heaven cheesy

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Re: What If The Bible Is A Lie? by cckris: 2:54pm On Mar 18, 2016
sonOfLucifer:
cckris are you willing to learn and discuss in a matured manner? Where my opinion and yours will be treated equally?

I can answer some of your questions. Be assured, I have no intention of deconverting or turning you away from Christianity.
Impossible, & an IMPOSSIBILITY. No one leaves the LIGHT and walks into DARKNESS.
Re: What If The Bible Is A Lie? by cckris: 2:59pm On Mar 18, 2016
LoJ:

Where you there or that's what they told you? Just asking.
If you've lived in villages you see these things, not when you visit for few days.
Please did you see Julius Caesar, or were you just told?
Re: What If The Bible Is A Lie? by cckris: 3:02pm On Mar 18, 2016
AlfaSeltzer:


Ekwensu was not evil.

Stop spitting white man's lies here. Senseless boy. angry
Well then. Please what is Ekwensu?
Re: What If The Bible Is A Lie? by player007(m): 4:05pm On Mar 18, 2016
Honestly am not suprised. I mean what more can you expect from the son the devil.
I believe yours isn't a lost cause.
I pray you see the LIGHT before its too late.

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Re: What If The Bible Is A Lie? by AlfaSeltzer(m): 4:12pm On Mar 18, 2016
cckris:

Well then. Please what is Ekwensu?

Igbo God of War.

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