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12 Wrong Things Guys Check Before Marrying A Girl. by merxi55(f): 4:48pm On Mar 29, 2016 |
Many things guys base marital decisions upon are very funny and a times; foolish things.These has led many guys into a life- time of regret .Let’s examine and burst them one by one: 1: Curve: they ask, is she figure 8?If you marry her for her figure 8, will she maintain that when she become pregnant? Never, it may even turn to figure 96 2:Size: they often ask; is she “Lepa” (slim).They are crazy about’ Lepa’. After giving birth to the first baby, what will happen to the size? It will be as if you took her to a vulcanizer to pump her up. Stop fooling yourself, that ‘Lepa ‘girl will later look like her ‘orobo’ (fat) mummy. If you don’t like the present look of her mum, you better don’t marry her. 3: Big Butt: Very wrong! How will you choose a girl because she has a big buttocks, this is even an heavy load to her, big but its just a big sewage disposal unit, a magnificent septic tank. Is that what you want to marry? Wise up guys. 4: Pointed breasts: Will her bre*st remain pointed after raising three children? Never! Don’t go for breast, go for the best. 5: Tooth gap: “Eji Jo rice”.Quite funny, you want to marry a lady without character just because she has a gap in her teeth, she may end up creating gap in your life and destiny. 6: she dress sexy: A great woman will dress to look beautiful not to look sexy. If you see a “gala” whose nylon has been removed, will you buy it? if she is exposing her breast, cleavage, pants, thigh etc for the world to see and you want to marry her, you will not marry a “PRIVATE LIMITED COMPANY” but a “PUBLIC LIABILITY COMPANY” Be wise guy. 7: Cat walking: you want to marry her because she is cat-walking, sorry you won’t. She that is in marriage will not cat-walk in Pregnancy, she will only tummy walk. 8: Rich parents: So, you are a gold digger! If you marry her because of her rich parents and her parents begin to feed you and your family in marriage, you are not a Man. Just stop wearing trousers, go and start wearing Skirt and blouse and don’t forget “Iro and buba”. 9: Brazilian Hair: Do you want her because her hair is long or because she is wearing a Brazilian hair? That shows shallowness, wearing Brazilian hair does not equate beauty or brain. Any dunce can have long hair and do one million braid. 10: British and USA Passport: Many guys are looking for these; any lady that carries British or U.S Passport is a hot cake to Men who are generation of Esau, those who are ready to sell their future and destiny for a morsel of bread. 11: Beauty: A whole lots of beautiful ladies are without discretion. Don’t ever marry a lady just for her beauty, beauty will fade, character will last. If she dress well but do not act well, don’t marry her.If you do, she will make your life miserable. 12: Bed expertise: “She is very good in bed, very hot,very acrobatic” that was what a guy told his mentor who ask him why he wanted to marry a lady who kept on cheating on him ,embarrassing and abusing his mother. Funny as it is, many guys are making life long decision based on this. I think getting married to a professional prostitute will be better if bedroom high and long jump and gymnastic is what you want to base your life upon. |
Re: 12 Wrong Things Guys Check Before Marrying A Girl. by Nobody: 4:54pm On Mar 29, 2016 |
Oh our father. Who art in Zion !
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Re: 12 Wrong Things Guys Check Before Marrying A Girl. by Ravenna: 5:20pm On Mar 29, 2016 |
Beauty is power, i won't marry a worwor babe, never! 1 Like |
Re: 12 Wrong Things Guys Check Before Marrying A Girl. by Vinshu(f): 5:26pm On Mar 29, 2016 |
That's nonsense. Your wife can maintain her figure 8 after child birth. Look at those Hollywood celebrities. Many are mothers of 3, 4 kids.. yet they are even sexier. Aren't they human beings? So your post is flawed. Beauty doesn't fade! There are women at 45 that are so sexy and pretty. You guys should hit the gym and beauty salon please Your post is directed at women who do nothing to keep fit. 3 Likes |
Re: 12 Wrong Things Guys Check Before Marrying A Girl. by Miggs(m): 5:32pm On Mar 29, 2016 |
IMPORTANT MESSAGE TO ALL MEN:just fvck women.NO NEED to marry them.thank me later 1 Like |
Re: 12 Wrong Things Guys Check Before Marrying A Girl. by Smellymouth: 5:34pm On Mar 29, 2016 |
Wetin u want make we check?? 2 Likes
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Re: 12 Wrong Things Guys Check Before Marrying A Girl. by Abbeyunique2(m): 5:42pm On Mar 29, 2016 |
Miggs:random sampling abi |
Re: 12 Wrong Things Guys Check Before Marrying A Girl. by Nobody: 5:46pm On Mar 29, 2016 |
Miggs:may God forgive you! |
Re: 12 Wrong Things Guys Check Before Marrying A Girl. by Nobody: 5:51pm On Mar 29, 2016 |
Nonsense write up Seriously ... So u really think the cheeks of ass is filled with poo?? Mehn i can only take it as a joke Even nursery puplis know its muscle n fat .. Shit aint stored there stop acting like u didnt go to school .. No one can take this serious No guy married for those things u listed yh some might but dats not only the deciding factor The only one dat made tiny sense is the passport one .. Guys do marry just for that .. Not all tho . 1 Like |
Re: 12 Wrong Things Guys Check Before Marrying A Girl. by Nobody: 5:52pm On Mar 29, 2016 |
Smellymouth:Lol ur meme Cracks me up |
Re: 12 Wrong Things Guys Check Before Marrying A Girl. by Smellymouth: 5:56pm On Mar 29, 2016 |
BumBae: Reading her comment just brought a smile on my face :::::: 1 Like
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Re: 12 Wrong Things Guys Check Before Marrying A Girl. by ayoolataiwo(m): 6:00pm On Mar 29, 2016 |
op u try small beta still nxt tym,wit all ur write up listed,re we to marry @all?....wat shd we considered when marrying a lady abeg |
Re: 12 Wrong Things Guys Check Before Marrying A Girl. by obiak4(m): 6:40pm On Mar 29, 2016 |
Vinshu:beauty is vain but a woman that fear the lord is ................... |
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