Even the best Criminal Lawyer In Arizona can't stop these girls self!.

1.Snatching A Friend Or Relation's Man:
All is fair in love and war! Rumour has it that women have resorted to locking their phones, hiding their men and coding their gist from so called friends cos it's a Jungle out there ....

2. Prayer And Fasting To Dieties/god:
This would presumably be an honourable means of obtaining a husband but sometimes, the prayers are offered up to deities other than God and other times it becomes a song permanently on repeat...

3.Taking Of His Photograph:
Taking his photograph to 'Cele Church' for a Prophetess to pray over or a powerful 'Alfa'.Heard it works like a charm...

4.Taking His Sperm, Hair, Etc:
Taking his sperm, hair or personal effects to Baba.
Guys disposing of your condoms yourself is not such a bad idea...

5.Putting Love Portion In His Food!:
This is classic and timeless but shouldn't it be called a 'Compelling" portion? Because in this case, Love na by Force!...

6.Proposing To A Guy!:
Yes it does happen......(Who wears the engagement ring?)..

7.Becoming A Worker In Church!:
Rumour has it that men go to church to marry, the same rumour also reveals that 'Greeters', 'Ushers' and 'Lead Soloists' have the best exposure....Praise the Lord Somebody!...

8.Revamping Yourself:
Change your ward-drobe, lose 20kg, buy a truckload of Brazillian hair, study the Karma-Sutra, do a Vaginoplasty and change the age on your birth-certificate to read 22.
A compulsory gym membership and 'body magic' also indicated..

9.Trapping Him With Pregnancy:
This used to be the Old school method of getting a man to propose.From skipping the pill to seducing the man or getting him drunk when she was ovulating.Now the guys are saying YES to baby mamas and YES to child support.Are the girls deterred? NO! The girls have stepped up their game by involving the parents and you know parents don't like scandals.

10.Giving Him Unlimited Freedom:
As long as he proposes. "Tell me I'm number one baby, tell me I'm the future mother of your kids and not Amina, Bisi or Nneka!" Women used to wanna be the one and only in their man's life, now being the number one is good enough ......
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Some Ladies will actually deny this....Hmm! Let's see!..
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Written By:
DanceVille

Let the Forming, Bashing and Comments Proceed..

Bae did none of those things, am the one thinking of doing them sef, when a woman is a jewel who knows her worth, she would make hay always while the sun shines. She dances when the ovation is loudest and before it quiet down, she has three kids.

That number 4 scares the crap outta me!


I Can't even imagine


Sperm or Hair

Im really desperate ,i think i will do 1or 7..Remmy just say bye bye to ya bf ooo cox im soso going to snatch him from uu

They are overly friendly to single guys of marriageable age

octopusfreaky:
brb

Lol! U going somewhere?

vsaintchigs:
Brb

Going somewhere?

Thank God you said "some" and not "most"

Forming Badass on Nairaland... Whereas, they are all shy, stupid and senseless hoes outside this Forum!!

using tricks and charms to win his parents over

Some even go to the extent of asking the guy to buy them pot and chair with the claim that the church asked them to come with it. Worst enough the guy won't even know that it his destiny they want to tie so lol

WOMEN=FEAR THEM

DanceVille:
Going somewhere?

yep.ur mom is calling from my room

donholy28:
using tricks and charms to win his parents over

Cheers Bro.

Make I wait for counter thread before I comment

ok

no juju fashioned against me shall work. amen.

lanrywatt:
Make I wait for counter thread before I comment

For your mind bro..

Mznaett:
Some even go to the extent of asking the guy to buy them pot and chair with the claim that the church asked them to come with it. Worst enough the guy won't even know that it his destiny they want to tie so lol

WOMEN=FEAR THEM

Hilarious! That's true sha.

octopusfreaky:
Im really desperate ,i think i will do 1or 7..Remmy just say bye bye to ya bf ooo cox im soso going to snatch him from uu

octopusfreaky it hasn't come to dis na




OK do u want husband?

Suddenly, they start being humble, accommodating and overtly nice to anyone they encounter in order to attract prospective suitors.

They also abandon their former (wild) lifestyle and reduce the number of banging parties in their attendance list - not marriage ceremonies.

Cutehector:
octopusfreaky it hasn't come to dis na




OK do u want husband?

lolzzz,,,do u wana come to my rescue

octopusfreaky:
lolzzz,,,do u wana come to my rescue

of course yes...

Cutehector:
of course yes...

Many had friendzoned their husband.

Drefan:
Suddenly, they start being humble, accommodating and overtly nice to anyone they encounter in order to attract prospective suitors.

They also abandon their former (wild) lifestyle and reduce the number of banging parties in their attendance list - not marriage ceremonies.

Yeap Yeap Yeap..
You're right bro.

BiafraBushBoy:
Forming Badass on Nairaland... Whereas, they are all shy, stupid and senseless hoes outside this Forum!!

I love it when they are described as "hoes"

julybaba:
Many had friendzoned their husband.

Many had also dumped their husbands in the past and will forever experience bad luck in marriage.

Lolzz..esp dat num 7...sum even go ahead in becumin prayer warriors

tombravo:
no juju fashioned against me shall work. amen.

Lol! *Praying Mood* right?

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