Lezzlie:
Then I'm home actually and virtually!!! Any fresh palmwine you can point me to?

KINGinWAHALA:
interesting! hopefully, some God-sent nigerian will leave a message on how to promote my pants business to another level. if He can do it for olajumoke... He can also do it for KINGinWAHALA, the number one pant-selling tout in edo state!

Lsofdk:

hahaha I'm not close range atm, I'd say you go to aforigwe for fresh palmwine. that's out of dunukofia but it's the best within the vicinity

Smellymouth:

KINGinWAHALA:

The business is legit, bro. You can make orders for your gf too, and I'd give a discount if you buy in dozens.
That's my picture below

RaDaZaBaNa, dharay99

what on heaven 's name is this?

Lezzlie:
Thanks, man, it has been memorised for next rendezvous.

Lezzlie:
Do not scream, fair lady. I promise not to do you anything you won't enjoy

Smellymouth:


Noo...it's looked

Smellymouth:


If Egbon Syn.zu go chop kiss, wetin me go chop?

If u tell me "slap", na Amadioha go fire u

Lezzlie:
Do not scream, fair lady. I promise not to do you anything you won't enjoy

postmann:


I promise you one thing, NL most renowned skirt chaser, no feet has ever threaded and no eyes has ever beholden the pit my lightening shall haul thee, should you mess with my goddess against her wish.

DemiGoddess:


Postmann!!


It's already happening!!!

HateU2:
smelly!!!
Na 'igbaju' u go chop not 'slap'

The thunder that will fire u is doing press up

postmann:


Fair one, why let him terrorise you? A cold, glazed stir from your eyes will send him back to default mode.

DemiGoddess:


Good aftertoon sweetie

Smellymouth:



The thunder that will fire u is doing press up

HateU2:


To shooot u just dey hungry me but I'm too young 2 go 2 prison

See this babe oo . You even know where trigger dey for gun?

postmann:


Sorry, I got caught up with some stuff. I haven't even turned by back, and vulture lezzlie wants that which is mine.

Lezzlie:
What's happening, beautiful?

Smellymouth:


See this babe oo . You even know where trigger dey for gun?

mimzy:
its a dull day jare...

postmann:


I promise you one thing, NL most renowned skirt chaser, no feet has ever threaded and no eyes has ever beholden the pit my lightening shall haul thee, should you mess with my goddess against her wish.

DemiGoddess:

He doesn't know that I'm all yours...poor guy

Lezzlie:
Of course, I know you are his: Virtually

I'm coming in flesh and blood where you can feel the heat of my skin and the breadth of my chest.

The gods do not give earthlings a rare moment twice!!!

Eros is on his way to your doorsteps.

DemiGoddess:

Try again

Postmann!!!

Lezzlie:
What's he gon' do?

My goddess can't stand the fires of my seduction? How un-goddess-like!!!!

I came to woo you, fair one!!! Something tells me you're a great kisser and I honestly wish to know if you start from the lower lip or upper.

And do your eyelids droop when you kiss?

Just flow with the convo and leave postmann out of it.

His dīck is habitually flaccid like indomie.

I'm rock hard to part you open swiftly like knife to butter!!!

You know I'm bad company for you, but your heart will still do the double with what I say to you.

DemiGoddess:

Try again

Lezzlie:
That's my goddess, first time you didn't scream for postman.

DemiGoddess:

Lol

Try again.
It's working

Lezzlie:
I find your witty response as stimulating as a wet kiss. I don't really care for it to work. I have touched down by the way.

Still getting adjustments.

DemiGoddess:


Bad guy


You are incorrigible

Lezzlie:
You render me everything I am!