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10 Lies Ladies Should Stop Telling Guys by DanceVille: 5:13pm On Apr 17, 2016 |
Ladies are so unique and have got more layers than an Onion.It would take forever to unravel ladies. It would be difficult to find that lady who doesn't tell half-truths.From lying about the price of their dress, to pretending to be okay, ladies have their own fair share of "Innocent" lies. Take a seat has you read through.. 1. I'm Not The Jealous Type Some ladies will say they're not the jealous type, buh wait till she catches you checking out another lady and see how "Red and Pink" her face will be. 2. He's Nobody/ Just A Friend That nobody might just be an Ex-boyfriend who she doesn't want to talk about or he might be one of those friends with benefits. 3. I Promise Not To Get Mad If she wants to find out something from you, she might just lie that she won't get mad so you tell her.When you do, all Hell breaks loose, the promise is forgotten and she unleashes her Fury. 4. Size Doesn't Matter Some ladies go on and on about how size doesn't matter buh when they hook up with their Female pals they keep complaining about how they hate small size..."Oh my Gosh"...He has a small Dick Or He's too Short just like a HB Pencil. 5. I Didn't Get Your Message, My Phone Is Acting Up It's either she's no longer interested in the relationship or she wants a new phone. 6. Give Me Your Number, I Will Call You When you ask a lady for her number and she asks for yours instead, just forget it.Sometimes they might ask for your card and when you leave they trash it.Most ladies would never call you, they're only trying to be nice to you by asking for your number. 7. I'm On My Period When she's not in the mood, this is one of the lies that come in handy, after all he won't be so silly as to want to confirm whether you're telling the truth or not, so he takes you for your word. 8. It's Not About The Money A lot of ladies would tell you "I'm not interested in your money".It's not about the money, and I'd rather marry for love and all that.Just wait till you're broke and there's no money, then you would know that it was about the money. 9.I Don't Want To Tie You Down This is a big lie because next thing you know, she begins to monitor your movements as if she plants bug tracker in you and activities through phone calls and unnoticed visitations. 10. I'll Be Ready In A Minute This is the most common lie ladies use.When a lady tells you she'll be ready in a minute, just take a seat and relax because it's going to go from a minute to an hour.I'm sure sir Lalasticlala might be a victim of this.. Just kidding sir. Drop my pen at this juncture. Feel free to add yours. I'm sure many ladies will say it's not true buh c'mon let's wait and see. List Compiled By DanceVille Cc:lalasticla, mynd44 5 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: 10 Lies Ladies Should Stop Telling Guys by omophunky(m): 5:15pm On Apr 17, 2016 |
Lady's, doing what they know how to do best... which is...
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Re: 10 Lies Ladies Should Stop Telling Guys by falconey(m): 5:16pm On Apr 17, 2016 |
Good.......... not bad. The funniest is they don't know they were lying |
Re: 10 Lies Ladies Should Stop Telling Guys by BeeBeeOoh(m): 5:20pm On Apr 17, 2016 |
11. He's My Uncle / He's My Cousin.. And i'll be like 3 Likes 1 Share
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Re: 10 Lies Ladies Should Stop Telling Guys by donbenedict(m): 5:21pm On Apr 17, 2016 |
I see girls who say give me your number, I will call you and "I didn't see your miscall, or text" as chronic liars! |
Re: 10 Lies Ladies Should Stop Telling Guys by Section8(m): 5:22pm On Apr 17, 2016 |
Dat no.10 tho, if ur're goin on a date with a babe start preparing 2hrs afta she has started else u will just kill yasef |
Re: 10 Lies Ladies Should Stop Telling Guys by DanceVille: 5:27pm On Apr 17, 2016 |
falconey:While actually they're lying unconsciously |
Re: 10 Lies Ladies Should Stop Telling Guys by DanceVille: 5:28pm On Apr 17, 2016 |
omophunky:What bro? |
Re: 10 Lies Ladies Should Stop Telling Guys by Vinshu(f): 5:33pm On Apr 17, 2016 |
Not all ladies. You dont have to generalize |
Re: 10 Lies Ladies Should Stop Telling Guys by cutieberie1(f): 5:39pm On Apr 17, 2016 |
Hehehe am guilty of no 5 and 10 |
Re: 10 Lies Ladies Should Stop Telling Guys by DanceVille: 5:46pm On Apr 17, 2016 |
Vinshu:Yea! Buh, can you tell me you're not guilty of any.. |
Re: 10 Lies Ladies Should Stop Telling Guys by judey1992(m): 5:48pm On Apr 17, 2016 |
i am a secondary virgin. me and my bestie always bath togeda, cos we want to save water. |
Re: 10 Lies Ladies Should Stop Telling Guys by decatalyst(m): 5:50pm On Apr 17, 2016 |
YOU ARE THE BEST I HAVE EVER HAD. Ladies can lie sha |
Re: 10 Lies Ladies Should Stop Telling Guys by DaZion(m): 5:51pm On Apr 17, 2016 |
DanceVille xposes it all.. My galfrnd is guilty of 1, 5, 8 and 10. Nice write up sir. |
Re: 10 Lies Ladies Should Stop Telling Guys by DaZion(m): 5:54pm On Apr 17, 2016 |
DanceVille:Most ladies ar guilty of numba 10, even if they deny d rest. |
Re: 10 Lies Ladies Should Stop Telling Guys by omophunky(m): 5:55pm On Apr 17, 2016 |
DanceVille:lie |
Re: 10 Lies Ladies Should Stop Telling Guys by DanceVille: 5:59pm On Apr 17, 2016 |
cutieberie1:I see you.. Thanks for admitting that. |
Re: 10 Lies Ladies Should Stop Telling Guys by DanceVille: 5:59pm On Apr 17, 2016 |
judey1992:Totally hilarious. |
Re: 10 Lies Ladies Should Stop Telling Guys by Brymo: 6:04pm On Apr 17, 2016 |
Im a virgin, while she is giving some dude some! |
Re: 10 Lies Ladies Should Stop Telling Guys by Nobody: 6:29pm On Apr 17, 2016 |
No 10 tho guilty as charged |
Re: 10 Lies Ladies Should Stop Telling Guys by tolzy90(m): 7:19pm On Apr 17, 2016 |
Girls can lie but Op you didn't include this one
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Re: 10 Lies Ladies Should Stop Telling Guys by Vinshu(f): 7:28pm On Apr 17, 2016 |
DanceVille: Lol not "any" but "many" ( 1, 3, 5, 7, 10 ) |
Re: 10 Lies Ladies Should Stop Telling Guys by hatux: 7:31pm On Apr 17, 2016 |
I've never kissed any man in my life.... Doh Who's fooling who |
Re: 10 Lies Ladies Should Stop Telling Guys by DanceVille: 7:42pm On Apr 17, 2016 |
Cc:lalasticlala and mynd44. Please can you help me to do the needful.. Or what did you think? |
Re: 10 Lies Ladies Should Stop Telling Guys by ClassCaptain(m): 7:46pm On Apr 17, 2016 |
1) Esp give that your number, i will call you,,, that was how one girl collected me number and said she would call me when she gets home... I now think she is homeless because till now, she has not called me. that was how i asked one too, to give me her bbm pin. She refused but i persisted.. That was how she gave me her jamb reg number.. 2) am not bleaching, its my natural colour coming out.. You will see their childhood pics and their colour is all black and shining in deep contrast to their fair skin now.. . They will go like my true colour is just coming out ,its the enjoyment or fresh air, some will even say they are merely using coconut oil.. 3) Never mind.... No need again.. When a lady tells u never mind or no need again.please that is when u should mind ooo... Pls mind ooo. |
Re: 10 Lies Ladies Should Stop Telling Guys by DanceVille: 7:46pm On Apr 17, 2016 |
hatux:Lol! Ladies think we guys are dumb. |
Re: 10 Lies Ladies Should Stop Telling Guys by Nobody: 7:58pm On Apr 17, 2016 |
ClassCaptain:lol only you guys know where you're meeting dese kind of ladies o |
Re: 10 Lies Ladies Should Stop Telling Guys by DanceVille: 8:14pm On Apr 17, 2016 |
ClassCaptain:That's Great dude.. Cheer! |
Re: 10 Lies Ladies Should Stop Telling Guys by misshoree(f): 8:24pm On Apr 17, 2016 |
Am guilty of only number 3 and 6 |
Re: 10 Lies Ladies Should Stop Telling Guys by misshoree(f): 8:27pm On Apr 17, 2016 |
ClassCaptain:i dont agree with d premises of that number2...i was fair when i was younger,pple call me oyinbo and now m dark..... Atimes,pple tend to change as dey grow old 1 Like |
Re: 10 Lies Ladies Should Stop Telling Guys by DanceVille: 9:22pm On Apr 17, 2016 |
misshoree:Wow! Really... |
Re: 10 Lies Ladies Should Stop Telling Guys by DanceVille: 9:26pm On Apr 17, 2016 |
Vinshu:So you're guilty of it and you told me I shouldn't generalise... |
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