Image123:


A man has cancer and another stomach ache. They both end up in the hospital. Fair?

Joagbaje:


But christ had amputees grow their limbs . And some ministers had such experience as gift . Like William Marion graham . Can such miracle of limbs growing be manipulated . Eye balls grow out of socket?

Joagbaje:




We read in the bible about limbs growing out. I would really want to know by your theory that miracles are manipulation . Did Jesus manipulate limbs to grow ? Is it possible ?

analice107:

About an hour ago my dear. I can be whatever you want me to be. i didn't know you were there.
Did i mess as a mother?

chubbyswit:
its not a threat but a fact.

Image123:


A man has cancer and another stomach ache. They both end up in the hospital. Fair?

swaggzo:





"CHRISTIANS AND DEATH ", A BETTER LOVE STORY THAN TWILIGHT!









AND THAT'S JUST THE PROBLEM. THEY FEAR DEATH AND WHATEVER HORROR AWAITS THEM ON THE AFTER LIFE. . THEY SERVE THEIR GOD BECAUSE OF THE THINGS THEY FEAR HE MIGHT DO TO THEM, AND THAT'S IT.



HERE ARE THEIR KEYWORDS : "HELL, DEATH, LAST DAY, JUDGEMENT, DEATH BED, FIRE, DIE, SATAN, SIN, BLA BLA BLA"

Alfamann:


Joe, I thought you quit nairaland when your scam was exposed last year?

HardMirror:

Is the story true in the first place?

montezz:

Really? Have u been there? Can u provde its existence without quoting a Bible passage? Hell exists only in the human brain!

montezz:

Really? Have u been there? Can u prove its existence without quoting a Bible passage? Hell exists only in the human brain!

Joagbaje:


Matthew 15:30-31
30 And great multitudes came unto him, having with them those that were lame, blind, dumb, [maimed, and many others, and cast them down at Jesus' feet; and he healed them:

31 Insomuch that the multitude wondered, when they saw the dumb to speak, the maimed to be whole, the lame to walk, and the blind to see: and they glorified the God of Israel.

Maim refers to amputee

SirWere:
Nairaland.

I can see it really affecting you, as you tend to be more vituperative nowadays.

Take a break from the religion section, relax and have some fun. Who knows, you might change

Joagbaje:


Matthew 15:30-31
30 And great multitudes came unto him, having with them those that were lame, blind, dumb, [maimed, and many others, and cast them down at Jesus' feet; and he healed them:

31 Insomuch that the multitude wondered, when they saw the dumb to speak, the maimed to be whole, the lame to walk, and the blind to see: and they glorified the God of Israel.



Maim refers to amputee

HardMirror:

I am sure he has countless experience of god failing. But let us not bring that ugly past to this thread. Let's hear what he has to say

Joagbaje:


Ok thanks , when you're ready . We can discuss on another thread . And you will tell us who I led to death . Who I collected money from.etc . And when you fail to provide such proof Then we shall have something to laugh about .

analice107:

Thanks for your concern. How could i have missed you?
An atheist is telling a Christian to take a break from religion section. Maybe if you point out the vituperative comments i have made, i may just think seriously about taking a leave, while i leave you the atheists to crush the feeble Christians.

analice107:

these words hunt you right? i can understand.
For me, i dont fear death.
Palms 116:15 says, Precious in the sight of the Lord is the death of his saints.
1Thess 4 tells me that saints don't actually die, they simply sleep awaiting resurrection.

But you, you have to really be afraid of those words you lined up, because its not a prank, they will come for youuuuuuu.

analice107:

Son, do you remember one time we travelled home to visit your grandma in the village and we had to use Kerosene lamp? You were so curious to know how the flame was glowing inside the globe, you wanted to hold it, i kept pulling you off, but you wont just stop going for it, suddenly your dad came back home and i needed to attend to him, you saw your chance and went for the lamp. The heat Chastised you. it stopped you from touching it by itself. Since you didn't believe me to know i cant keep what is good for you from you.
Son, When you were a toddler, i was always there, but if am there now that you are a man, then what kind of a mother am i? What have i succeeded in raising? an slowpoke? No dear, a time comes, and now its that time that i have to stand back and allow you be the man i raised you to be.
Son, the Lamp episode should teach you discipline. in life, there are actions that are detrimental to our wellbeing, and as a mother, i was never irresponsible as to indulge you to the extend that you wouldn't know these things. But you see Son, With all the love i have for you, if you decide to lock yourself up in a room and hang yourself on a Fan, what can i do? i will grieve for the rest of my life, but you took that decision. I made myself available for you to talk to. I always made you to understand, that no matter what happened, in will be, but you didn't consider how i will feel, you went on to commit suicide. In this circumstance, What can i do? its a choice you made.
No mother can throw her baby, especially her son into the fire. At least i cant.

urahara:

U need a good dictionary.

Maimed means to be wounded ; to lose function of a limb or body part

Joagbaje:


Oh sure if that's what you call it. Actually was waiting for you to talk about what made you lose faith . I felt you got disappointed about the blind man who God didn't heal . And if that's the case I've had such experience. Early went on eve gelid with a team of friends to a village in EDO state . We've been told to lay hands on the sick and I saw a man who couldn't get up. I felt it was opportunity to demonstrate Gods power . I laid hands on him and commanded him to rise . He tried but felt pain and he didn't get brother to try again. He said I should leave him to lie down. I left Angry at God why couldn't he honor his name . I got so angry and said I will never preach again. But latter I grew out of it.

wiegraf:


Erm, you still don't get it, though I can sort of understand. I won't be laughing with you, ever. Well, not unless you're somehow redeemed. Now that would be a story.

Before you make said thread, think on this

https://www.nairaland.com/908631/church-tells-hiv-patients-stop

And perhaps these, among the many others

https://www.nairaland.com/1892195/truth-behind-christ-embassy-healing/3

https://www.nairaland.com/599451/pastor-chris-oyakhilome-dont-excuse/3

And pliss, are you now claiming you've never told sheeple to stop paying for medication as it could affect their faith? Whilst at the same time singing virtues about paying tithes in order to keep their faith strong?

Ok, I lied. Now you've got me laughing

Alfamann:


Satan is Great. The seed is planted. Your time is coming.

wirinet:


This post of your only shows you are not fit to be a mother. You mean you left a toddler with a nnaked flame because you were distracted by the father? What if the flame cause permanent injury to the toddler or worse, killed the toddler? Won't you be held responsible ? Instead you callously blame the indecent toddler.

I am still in shock at what you wrote. Are you saying , that as a mother, you bare no responsibility whatsoever for the welbeing and safety of your children? Most mothers would put themselves in harms way to save their children. If your son locks himself in a room and kills himself, then you are a terrible mother. You did not care nor care to find out why he is suicidal, it might probably due to your wickedness and lack of love.

montezz:

Try again...

analice107:

Am very find my brother, how are you? Its been awhile. You have not been in Church (thread) for some time now. pls lets keep the fire burning.

And about this my son, what can i do? Its my responsibility to see him grow strong on a very firm foundation. You know how kids are, especially when they know mommy loves them. We'll get there. When he grows up very responsible now, his father will stand to take all the glory

urahara:


They both end up in the hospital to be tortured ba.

Your analogy is so not making sense

HardMirror:

Healings can come miraculously thru several mean. You can use the name of anything. If today I claim that the water coming out from my tap is healing water and people believe in it. All I need is enough people to take the water and at the end call for testimonies. Be sure that you will hear lots of testimonies.
You just have to make your premise something people can believe in absolutely even if it is based a a big fat lie. It does not matter. Then have a wide spectrum of people put their faith in it.

If I have 1000 sick people. Have various degrees of infamity drink the fake healing water. I am sure we will get about the same number of testimonies as having 1000 people let pastor chris pray for them.

It still works for me.
I trick people close to me into getting healed. Could tell them to drink water and convince them it is no ordinary water. Or make vegetable concoction soup and claim it is medicinal and you see people getting back to their feet in no time. Depends on how convincing you are and how their body responds to the illness. It does not always work just the way prayer in jesus name does not always work. Success rate is about the same frequency.

swaggzo:



DEEP DOWN, YOU KNOW YOU'RE FULL OF SHIIT AND THIS IS AN ENTIRELY FULISH QUESTION .

analice107:

Am very find my brother, how are you?

Its been awhile. You have not been in Church (thread) for some time now. pls lets keep the fire burning.

And about this my son, what can i do? Its my responsibility to see him grow strong on a very firm foundation. You know how kids are, especially when they know mommy loves them. We'll get there.

When he grows up very responsible now, his father will stand to take all the glory