spikedawson:

But still no matter how cROOKed they are at least they are still better than the BOARD movers "PAWNS"

Wat mor can I say...d kNIGHTS ar DARK
#night#

abbas99:


Wat mor can I say...d kNIGHTS ar DARK
#night#

The KNIGHTs are so dark that even joker and his mobs were like those stupid PAWNS

spikedawson:

The KNIGHTs are so dark that even joker and his mobs were like those stupid PAWNS

Haha...a new batman sequel is comin.."DARK KNIGHT REPAWNS"
#darkknight returns#

abbas99:

Haha...a new batman sequel is comin.."DARK KNIGHT REPAWNS" #darkknight returns#

If he likes he should rePAWNS he will never be the KING of gotham

spikedawson:

If he likes he should rePAWNS he will never be the KING of gotham

Trust me,dark KNIGHT sees all sides wit d CORNER of his CORNEA

abbas99:


Trust me,dark KNIGHT sees all sides wit d CORNER of his CORNEA

Whatever he's still a PUPIL when it comes to learning how to get the PAWNS through the prayer of the BISHOP

spikedawson:

Whatever he's still a PUPIL when it comes to learning how to get the PAWNS through the prayer of the BISHOP

KNIGHT moves in TREES made frm HELL
#Lshape moves#

abbas99:

KNIGHT moves in TREES made frm HELL #Lshape moves#

that is if the KNIGHT is not COUNTERED by its COUNTERPART

spikedawson:

that is if the KNIGHT is not COUNTERED by its COUNTERPART

KNIGHTS only use CHEQUE over d COUNTER MATE

#checkmate#
#bankpuns#

abbas99:

KNIGHTS only use CHEQUE over d COUNTER MATE
#checkmate# #bankpuns#

Bros I am tired of this CHESS game i think I'll take a BOARD break #broad#

abbas99:

KNIGHT moves in TREES made frm HELL #Lshape moves#

no offense but ummh! Well i reserve my comments

Once upon a time, there lived a KING who always played CHESS in his CASTLE from dawn till KNIGHT-fall ♘

OBSERVATION : I love this thread, i love u guys, I love the effort & gusto we'v put in so far... Im not perfect, no im not as a matter of fact im still working on improving on my puning skillz...But the truth is, our puns are gradually losing its thrill and thats because we are trying just too hard to make good puns.

Meet the kung FUMAN and I hear he's got the juice. Well, his blood group must be within the O-RANGE

GMan650:
Meet the kung FUMAN and I hear he's got the juice. Well, his blood group must be within the O-RANGE

With all his juice, I have his girlfriend CV for a BLOW-JOB

Damn!!! Juana is so HOT, well I have to divorce BENSON so I can MARRY JUANA

novakane:
Ok thinking out loud, we cld actually give this craft of ours some publicity or a platform outside nairaland. How about suggesting ways we cld translate all these stuffs into cash. What do y'all think?

Not a bad idea!

novakane:
Ok thinking out loud, we cld actually give this craft of ours some publicity or a platform outside nairaland. How about suggesting ways we cld translate all these stuffs into cash. What do y'all think?

You had me at cash bruh .. Your post does make Cents ..

But how

Lol for a start, we cld create our own witty, pun themed meme and put it out on other social media till we become known

Nep2une:
This thread is sow knit

8/10. If you had said "This thread is SEW knit" then I'll have given you 10/10. If you don't get this, you should be PUNished.

abbas99:


Haha...a new batman sequel is comin.."DARK KNIGHT REPAWNS"
#darkknight returns#

I know this will sound very gay. But you're my favorite punstar at the moment. #no_homo. Keep coming on this thread.

Painpill:


You had me at cash bruh .. Your post does make Cents ..

But how

You're too fück!ng original bro! Lol. Good one.

novakane:
Ok thinking out loud, we cld actually give this craft of ours some publicity or a platform outside nairaland. How about suggesting ways we cld translate all these stuffs into cash. What do y'all think?

This is NAIRA LAND, literally. COINS were always MINT to be.

novakane:
Lol for a start, we cld create our own witty, pun themed meme and put it out on other social media till we become known

When it comes to business, I don't know kobo. But here's my 2 cents: Open a page on Instagram. Name it appropriately. 9JA PUNSTARS probably. Upload puns in picture form on a daily basis. One or two posts per day. For material, you can come to this thread and pic any pun you think is good. You shouldn't be the only one posting though. For Admin, I suggest yourself, Eke40seven, Painpill, AdunniIwo, Abbas99 and any other person(s) you deem worthy. The owner of any pun you select should be mentioned of course. You could mention him by his nairaland moniker or IG handle. Blablabla....just a rough draft of my thoughts. Feel free to fine tune.

Eke40seven:

Well, MY MILKY WAY will include my phall.us right? I told her clearly,..... "I will explore your HOLE WORLD but UR-ANUS." I wouldn't want to find myself in the BLACK HOLE, would I?

King!!!

novakane:
Ok thinking out loud, we cld actually give this craft of ours some publicity or a platform outside nairaland. How about suggesting ways we cld translate all these stuffs into cash. What do y'all think?

That's a very good idea. Piccolo's suggestion is nice too.

.

How come u dint Pick-colobrunelli?

I was the 2nd man to walk on the moon... So "Neil" before me.

novakane:
I was the 2nd man to walk on the moon... So "Neil" before me.

I won't NEIL. ARMSTONG enough to keep standing sir. GoodafterMOON.

PiccoloBrunelli:
I know this will sound very gay. But you're my favorite punstar at the moment. #no_homo. Keep coming on this thread.

Tanks boss

#respect#

PiccoloBrunelli:
When it comes to business, I don't know kobo. But here's my 2 cents: Open a page on Instagram. Name it appropriately. 9JA PUNSTARS probably. Upload puns in picture form on a daily basis. One or two posts per day. For material, you can come to this thread and pic any pun you think is good. You shouldn't be the only one posting though. For Admin, I suggest yourself, Eke40seven, Painpill, AdunniIwo, Abbas99 and any other person(s) you deem worthy. The owner of any pun you select should be mentioned of course. You could mention him by his nairaland moniker or IG handle. Blablabla....just a rough draft of my thoughts. Feel free to fine tune.

9ja punstars...nice...LETTUCE SUCK SEED

#let us succeed#