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Re: How A Nairalander Turned Me To A Chronic Masturbator. True Life Story- See Pix by ireneony(f): 1:11pm On May 28, 2016
Perverts everywhere
Re: How A Nairalander Turned Me To A Chronic Masturbator. True Life Story- See Pix by kleppur: 1:14pm On May 28, 2016
ireneony:
Perverts everywhere

checks her out. na italo be dis o.
Re: How A Nairalander Turned Me To A Chronic Masturbator. True Life Story- See Pix by Nobody: 1:17pm On May 28, 2016
StubbornGoat:


E be like say you don smoke gbana over-belleful ba? Ediot! angry
[email] E be like say all the sperm u don waste dey disturb your brain. Just take this rope and do the needful.

Useless Stubborn GOAT!
[/email]

Re: How A Nairalander Turned Me To A Chronic Masturbator. True Life Story- See Pix by UyiIredia(m): 1:23pm On May 28, 2016
StubbornGoat:

You wey you get sense, who your sense don epp? angry

You be Edo guy ba? E be say I sabi you before for CU. undecided
So you go CU sef. Do I know you?
Re: How A Nairalander Turned Me To A Chronic Masturbator. True Life Story- See Pix by Nobody: 1:25pm On May 28, 2016
Re: How A Nairalander Turned Me To A Chronic Masturbator. True Life Story- See Pix by StubbornGoat: 1:27pm On May 28, 2016
UyiIredia:


So you go CU sef. Do I know you?

You don't know me but I know you. No be you be that guy wey dem pursue from hostel, second say dem catch you with one fat babe wey you dey straff. Yes na you na, Uyi. I sabi you die! angry
Re: How A Nairalander Turned Me To A Chronic Masturbator. True Life Story- See Pix by UyiIredia(m): 1:33pm On May 28, 2016
StubbornGoat:


You don't know me but I know you. No be you be that guy wey dem pursue from hostel, second say dem catch you with one fat babe wey you dey straff. Yes na you na, Uyi. I sabi you die! angry

Yes dem pursue me from hostel but I nor s traff any babe o. I pray.
Re: How A Nairalander Turned Me To A Chronic Masturbator. True Life Story- See Pix by Nobody: 1:34pm On May 28, 2016
Re: How A Nairalander Turned Me To A Chronic Masturbator. True Life Story- See Pix by StubbornGoat: 1:44pm On May 28, 2016
Tobiee:
[email] E be like say all the sperm u don waste dey disturb your brain. Just take this rope and do the needful.

Useless Stubborn GOAT!
[/email]

Ode, go and find one goat anus to lick and stop disturbing my life. angry
Re: How A Nairalander Turned Me To A Chronic Masturbator. True Life Story- See Pix by kvngveektour(m): 1:51pm On May 28, 2016
you're the type of people day make ladies feel important.d chic is not even that hot self
Re: How A Nairalander Turned Me To A Chronic Masturbator. True Life Story- See Pix by ivyy(f): 2:54pm On May 28, 2016
grin grin
Re: How A Nairalander Turned Me To A Chronic Masturbator. True Life Story- See Pix by ivyy(f): 2:55pm On May 28, 2016
Re: How A Nairalander Turned Me To A Chronic Masturbator. True Life Story- See Pix by Abee79(m): 4:20pm On May 28, 2016
angry

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Re: How A Nairalander Turned Me To A Chronic Masturbator. True Life Story- See Pix by iykekelvins(m): 4:22pm On May 28, 2016
She's fine

But, my queen is finer!!

Mimzy, I love youuuuuu!!

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Re: How A Nairalander Turned Me To A Chronic Masturbator. True Life Story- See Pix by Nobody: 4:27pm On May 28, 2016
Tobiee:
[email] You can hang yourself. I'll provide the rope, and help kick the chair. [/email]
how many will you do? Lemme be the one to provide the rope grin
Re: How A Nairalander Turned Me To A Chronic Masturbator. True Life Story- See Pix by Nobody: 4:28pm On May 28, 2016
juhan:
how many will you do? Lemme be the one to provide the rope grin
[email] Lol, I'm not the one that needs a piece of advice na. [/email]
Re: How A Nairalander Turned Me To A Chronic Masturbator. True Life Story- See Pix by Nobody: 4:30pm On May 28, 2016
Tobiee:
[email] Lol, I'm not the one that needs an advice na. [/email]
lol
Re: How A Nairalander Turned Me To A Chronic Masturbator. True Life Story- See Pix by nmreports: 4:57pm On May 28, 2016
Guys common.
Send her a pm. It can't be that hard.
While you are wasting precious time NL guys are hitting these girls (True story).
All the best Stubborngoat...
Re: How A Nairalander Turned Me To A Chronic Masturbator. True Life Story- See Pix by StubbornGoat: 5:25pm On May 28, 2016
nmreports:
Guys common.
Send her a pm. It can't be that hard.
While you are wasting precious time NL guys are hitting these girls (True story).
All the best Stubborngoat...

I don send her pm tire, she no dey gree reply. wetin man go do na?
Re: How A Nairalander Turned Me To A Chronic Masturbator. True Life Story- See Pix by StubbornGoat: 5:27pm On May 28, 2016
iykekelvins:
She's fine

But, my queen is Refiner!!

I love youuuuuu!!


Oh I see. Refiner, Nne biko bia bia, e be like say you don bewitch this guy o. grin
Re: How A Nairalander Turned Me To A Chronic Masturbator. True Life Story- See Pix by StubbornGoat: 5:29pm On May 28, 2016
kvngveektour:
you're the type of people day make ladies feel important.d chic is not even that hot self


Oga, Mr man go and sleep! angry
Re: How A Nairalander Turned Me To A Chronic Masturbator. True Life Story- See Pix by pamcode(m): 5:29pm On May 28, 2016
SAINTSAMURAII:
@OP why do you embarass the male race this way?
See person wey dey complain.
Re: How A Nairalander Turned Me To A Chronic Masturbator. True Life Story- See Pix by StubbornGoat: 5:31pm On May 28, 2016
UyiIredia:


Yes dem pursue me from hostel but I nor straff any babe o. I pray.


Guy talk true make you shame the devil. You wey you be badoo CU, na almost all the babes you yansh finish before you commot. Baba werey somebody! angry
Re: How A Nairalander Turned Me To A Chronic Masturbator. True Life Story- See Pix by UyiIredia(m): 5:39pm On May 28, 2016
StubbornGoat:



Guy talk true make you shame the devil. You wey you be badoo CU, na almost all the babes you yansh finish before you commot. Baba werey somebody! angry

Devil don shame die finish on top my case o. I nor straff any babe for that skool. Me, straff babe, I pray. Me wey be V so.
Re: How A Nairalander Turned Me To A Chronic Masturbator. True Life Story- See Pix by Nobody: 5:51pm On May 28, 2016
DRISKLEF:
LOL. So your point is? undecided

As long as you vote Mimzy while you're at it, kilo komi?
vote Mimzy and your life will never remain the same again grin
DRISKLEF:
LOL. So your point is? undecided

As long as you vote Mimzy while you're at it, kilo komi?
vote Mimzy and your life will never remain the same again
Re: How A Nairalander Turned Me To A Chronic Masturbator. True Life Story- See Pix by kgold1(m): 5:54pm On May 28, 2016
undecided
kleppur:
Oh ivyy!!

Each sentence you spew sends a sensation to my groin,it is like you talking to the tiny muscles that holds my banana and ballz together. Even when i no see the words,just the ivyy alone dey tell my bluckus say show don start. Hahahaha cheesy."saying vaseline bottles has filled my recycle bin is an understatement,darling,i'm beginning to look at other options." Sweetie let's take this to another level,make we carry am go where olofofo eyes no go see us and you can yab the juice out of my bula if you like. Ivyylee , i no go even mind if you tell me say i no well, d kain shivering wey i dey get right now no get explanation."grabs vaseline" Oh ivyy, yes give it to me baby,oh yes" Tell me i dey craze and i will grab my thing and squeeze hard,stroke on my ballz gently to calm my raging estrogen cheesy. Your pics dey make me wanna grab ur round ass and rub on its firmness. Sweetie,allow me just one time na,make i tap in the glory of your soft front parkard. nwanne,how e go be? write a reply and yab on,put this muscled flesh out of its readily explosive misery, i get tissue,no worry, i won't make a mess on your post......

Nawa for una ooo. Making the girl feel like one beauty queen undecided
kleppur:
Oh ivyy!!

Each sentence you spew sends a sensation to my groin,it is like you talking to the tiny muscles that holds my banana and ballz together. Even when i no see the words,just the ivyy alone dey tell my bluckus say show don start. Hahahaha cheesy."saying vaseline bottles has filled my recycle bin is an understatement,darling,i'm beginning to look at other options." Sweetie let's take this to another level,make we carry am go where olofofo eyes no go see us and you can yab the juice out of my bula if you like. Ivyylee , i no go even mind if you tell me say i no well, d kain shivering wey i dey get right now no get explanation."grabs vaseline" Oh ivyy, yes give it to me baby,oh yes" Tell me i dey craze and i will grab my thing and squeeze hard,stroke on my ballz gently to calm my raging estrogen cheesy. Your pics dey make me wanna grab ur round ass and rub on its firmness. Sweetie,allow me just one time na,make i tap in the glory of your soft front parkard. nwanne,how e go be? write a reply and yab on,put this muscled flesh out of its readily explosive misery, i get tissue,no worry, i won't make a mess on your post......

Nawa for una ooo. Making the geh feel like one beauty queen
Re: How A Nairalander Turned Me To A Chronic Masturbator. True Life Story- See Pix by Tommfrench(m): 6:04pm On May 28, 2016
LOL


SMH lack of engagement
Re: How A Nairalander Turned Me To A Chronic Masturbator. True Life Story- See Pix by Jorussia(m): 6:13pm On May 28, 2016
I reject by fire and thunder anything wen go make me fool myself for nairaland like this guy because of any girl.
Re: How A Nairalander Turned Me To A Chronic Masturbator. True Life Story- See Pix by Nobody: 6:33pm On May 28, 2016
@OP

if you are waiting for Ivyy to cool your overhyped Tempa, you would wait for eternity.. Lol.

Ivyy is more than descent to condescend for your s*x toy. A class per excellence.

Vote Ivyy. Yes she deserves your vote.
Re: How A Nairalander Turned Me To A Chronic Masturbator. True Life Story- See Pix by iykekelvins(m): 6:34pm On May 28, 2016
StubbornGoat:



Oh I see. Refiner, Nne biko bia bia, e be like say you don bewitch this guy o. grin
Tchew!!

Why dafuq did u edit my post? undecided
Re: How A Nairalander Turned Me To A Chronic Masturbator. True Life Story- See Pix by Nobody: 6:48pm On May 28, 2016
Jorussia:
I reject by fire and thunder anything wen go make me fool myself for nairaland like this guy because of any girl.


Like say you sef no like better thing. If she give you the konto, you no go chop? grin
Re: How A Nairalander Turned Me To A Chronic Masturbator. True Life Story- See Pix by nmreports: 6:51pm On May 28, 2016
StubbornGoat:


I don send her pm tire, she no dey gree reply. wetin man go do na?

Ivyy I appeal that you oblige this young man some attention out of courtesy.
Not easy for a man to swallow his pride and profess his interest publicly.
What do you think?

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