leonbob:
Everyone blabbing even atheists talking trash as usual
What I see here are people that need help
These our flamboyant God-blessed-me pastors should locate that church irrespective of its denomination and offer to build them a more comfortable and safe place of worship

As for the atheists, please get some sense! Your contribution to this thread is sooooo lame

Don't mind them.The Bible says it is only a FOOL that says there is no God.Those guys are confused.

mysticgal:
I would have gone to church, but I have serious menstrual pain. Going to church would be more or less a painful experience.
And..... Please don't tell me ordinary menstrual pain

lolz seriously you didn't have to explain we ain't your pastor but I understand how painful the menstrual stuff goes

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only menstrual pain.....you sef:-(

Its crazy! What if a live wire falls into the water??

oloriooko:
No acceptable reason for missing church

oloriooko:
No acceptable reason for missing church

In a real sense, to worship GOD means to obey his Word, not by a fulfilling a religious duty. If a prostitute goes to church, claps amd sings praises to GOD, but goes back to brothel, would her church service be counted as worship?

mysticgal:
I would have gone to church, but I have serious menstrual pain. Going to church would be more or less a painful experience.
And..... Please don't tell me ordinary menstrual pain

Ordinary menstrual pain ? sorry sis... Hop u'r now feeling better

oloriooko:
No acceptable reason for missing church

Confused Christians.... why sit in the flooded building?.... they don't know they the people are the church...and God will be wherever they are gathered...they believe they must be in the building in order to be in His presence.

mccoy47:
Yimu! U can always worship God anywhere even at home!
My God is OMINIPRESENT!





#Don't Know About You

Love that [code][/code]OMINIPRESENTGOD

mccoy47:
Yimu! U can always worship God anywhere even at home!
My God is OMINIPRESENT!





#Don't Know About You

for your mind, u don give urself reason abi . What happens to d sripture dat says do not 4sake d assemblies of brethren

Seriously, there's something fantastically remarkable about religion that it can easily make man to switch off his brains completely and become so effing dumb in an instant.

And the worst part is that he is so happy doing so

I'm sure, if you ask this same set of people to sit in a waterlogged classroom or something, they will look at you like... seriously, are you crazy or something?

Really, religion is the opiate of the masses. It creates a lot of dumb minions who will never dare to reason or question the status quo.

As long as everybody seems comfortable performing a dumb act; then others can safely copy them and do the same thing. No questions asked.

If you don't like it, get the eff off. No, if you don't like it, we will kill you for not liking what we do

Fücking fööls everwhere!

mysticgal:
I would have gone to church, but I have serious menstrual pain. Going to church would be more or less a painful experience.
And..... Please don't tell me ordinary menstrual pain

I have a solution for your menstrual cramps.E-mail me at this address if you need my help-stevenjogger26@gmail.com.

iamord:
Oh so you are the one... No wonder

Yes oh

shaneroberts26:


I have a solution for your menstrual cramps.E-mail me at this address if you need my help-stevenjogger26@gmail.com.

Guy first tell me here ;which solution?

skywalker001:
Ordinary menstrual pain ? sorry sis... Hop u'r now feeling better

No, I am not better

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stubbornman:

lolz seriously you didn't have to explain we ain't your pastor but I understand how painful the menstrual stuff goes

but








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only menstrual pain.....you sef:-(

Believe me, you don't understand.... A bit

iamord:
Oh so you are the one... No wonder

Vote Mysticgal for Miss Nairaland 2016

mysticgal:

Guy first tell me here ;which solution?

Don't think i want to woo you.I have a cure that can stop the pains immediately.My services ain't free.That was why i gave you my E-mail Id.

shaneroberts26:



Don't think i want to woo you.I have a cure that can stop the pains immediately.My services ain't free.That was why i gave you my E-mail Id.

OK, first to clear off, I don't think anyone who sends me an email or who I send an email does is it for a wooing purpose and secondly. I have no email. But I'll try

mysticgal:

OK, first to clear off, I don't think anyone who sends me an email or who I send an email does is it for a wooing purpose and secondly. I have no email. But I'll try

Aight.

thesicilian:
That's being too rigid and not true. What of those on essential duties like the police, army, doctors and nurses, road safety teams etc?

.....no mind dem jare.....he should showed me where dey went to church in d bible

mysticgal:

That's too mush grammar

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Money for hand, back for ground ni,,

mysticgal:


Believe me, you don't understand.... A bit

okay...... but I hope the pain goes away soon

mysticgal:

No, I am not better

Vote Mysticgal for Miss Nairaland 2016

why don't you take pain reliever ? Don't worry u av my vote

tunatrezy:
Great!

Tell that to Mohammed Ali, Michael Jackson, Celine Dion, Aliko Dangote e.t.c

mbatuku2:
Why couldn't God prevent the flood in the first place?

This is the result of the havoc wrecked by humans on a gift of the earth given by God
Bra, God is not your house boy and until you learn to take care of the earth, you will continue to experience more disasters

oloriooko:

This is the result of the havoc wrecked by humans on a gift of the earth given by God
Bra, God is not your house boy and until you learn to take care of the earth, you will continue to experience more disasters

So God has lost control of his "gift"? Then why is he still needed?

faites:
Worshipping in dat stagnant water is very unhealthy. If this picture is true, the pastor should have found an alternative location.

They must not stay in a flooded church for God to hear them or for them to prove their faith. God is everywhere.

With all the water borne diseases that abound in tropical countries like the Philippines the responsible thing would be to vacate to a dry area or postpone the service, not have them sit in dirty water.

This is disgraceful behavior.

mbatuku2:


So God has lost control of his "gift"? Then why is he still needed?

When you make the mess, you clean it up thatzwhat is called responsibility Mr!

oloriooko:

When you make the mess, you clean it up thatzwhat is called responsibility Mr!

If I can clean it up on my own, why is God necessary? That means he's of no use.

mbatuku2:


If I can clean it up on my own, why is God necessary? That means he's of no use.

Christian logic:

Man is responsible for evil.

Man works to make things better.

But their god gets all the credit for the good.

mysticgal:
Yes oh

Oh I see.. Been hearing your gist

iamord:


Oh I see.. Been hearing your gist

Good or bad

mysticgal:

Good or bad

if you have been a good girl.. I guess you got nothing to worry about..