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Re: NOAH: This Information Will Make Smart People Throw Their Bibles Away! by HardMirror(m): 8:10am On Jun 28, 2016
johnydon22:
If the story of Noah was not in the bible Christians would laugh at anyone who believed it.

If Alice in wonderland was in the bible,Christians would believe it and chastise you for not doing so.
Exactly!

If noah's story was not in the bible, christians would laugh their asses out reading the story.

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Re: NOAH: This Information Will Make Smart People Throw Their Bibles Away! by HardMirror(m): 8:14am On Jun 28, 2016
chiefolododo:
Patiently waiting for your false doctrine
I knew you won't have anything sensible to say after I post. Read what john wrote above. If this flood and ark story was not in the bible won't you have laughed at it? Won't you call anyone who believes it a fool?

Kindly refute the facts and figures I presented.

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Re: NOAH: This Information Will Make Smart People Throw Their Bibles Away! by malvisguy212: 9:10am On Jun 28, 2016
HardMirror:

Hehehehehe
The flood is not global?

[size=32pt]DEBUNKING the belief that the flood was not Global[/size]

1. What the bible says
Genesis 7:19 clearly states that ALL the mountains under heaven were covered by water.
Genesis 7:15 clearly said that ALL creatures that had breath were represented in the ark. Every single one on earth.
Genesis 7:23 said EVERY living thing on the face of the earth died even all the fishes (lol). ONLY those in the ark were saved. (I guess trying to make the ark look special, hehehehe. The writer of this story must have taken good quality weed)

2. Scientific approach
We were told in Genesis 8:4 we were told that the ark came to rest on top of mount Ararat.

Guess what? Mount Ararat is 5,100 meters tall! any water that will cover mount Ararat will cover the whole earth and only a few taller mountains will be uncovered.

Mr. Man think!

I am very sure if we could resurrect who ever fabricated this story, he would be shocked people still believe his lies despite all evidences and knowledge humanity has in this age.
my battery is low, I will be back later.
Re: NOAH: This Information Will Make Smart People Throw Their Bibles Away! by hopefulLandlord: 9:12am On Jun 28, 2016
HardMirror:

God specially gave noah that design. The amazing ship that can contain over 20million animals with each animal using only a space of 3.9mm by 3.9mm
It was an amazing vessel.

All the waste (urine, faeces and gases; CO2 and co) were perfectly evicted.

And more amazing was the fact that only noah and his family built it. Using wood!

The most amazing thing ever built!



Haha

Jesus also fed 5000 men not counting women and children with 5 loaves of bread and 2 fishes. Hahahahahaha


And the food still remained 12(twelve) basket full of crumbs

I remember reciting "5 loaves of bread and 2 fishes" in Sunday school as a toddler back then


They had already started brainwashing us with bs at that age before its too late so you grow up believing it since its been hammered to your head many times


Na so one pastor drive without fuel

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Re: NOAH: This Information Will Make Smart People Throw Their Bibles Away! by whitestar01(m): 9:29am On Jun 28, 2016
Am not suprise hard mirorr is just a demon from heart of hell sent to nairaland just to decieve fake christains.
As for me and otber rooted christains we are not moved
If you are not a demon now tell me why u will not allow body of christ to hv peace on this forum. Why claimin to be once a christain when a mere demon?

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Re: NOAH: This Information Will Make Smart People Throw Their Bibles Away! by HardMirror(m): 9:37am On Jun 28, 2016
malvisguy212:
my battery is low, I will be back later.
You are excused. cheesy
Go and do all the research you can

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Re: NOAH: This Information Will Make Smart People Throw Their Bibles Away! by HardMirror(m): 9:41am On Jun 28, 2016
whitestar01:
Am not suprise hard mirorr is just a demon from heart of hell sent to nairaland just to decieve fake christains.
As for me and otber rooted christains we are not moved
If you are not a demon now tell me why u will not allow body of christ to hv peace on this forum. Why claimin to be once a christain when a mere demon?
Wow! For the first time we hit page 2 with no one even quoting me to disprove my posts.

How does this make my analysis wrong. I guess I got you real good with this thread that you guys don't even know where to start from. grin

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Re: NOAH: This Information Will Make Smart People Throw Their Bibles Away! by CAPSLOCKED: 9:41am On Jun 28, 2016
johnydon22:


If Alice in wonderland was in the bible,Christians would believe it and chastise you for not doing so.


SIRE YOU'VE NOT SEEN THE STORY OF JONAH IN WONDERLAND?
THE GUY WHO LIVED IN THE BELLY OF A WHALE FOR SOME DAYS!

MOST CHRISTIANS BELIEVE THAT STORY. THEY ENVY HIM!
REALLY CHEAP ACCOMMODATION. YOU DON'T NEED TO PAY RENT TO ANYONE, JUST LIVE THERE AND POOP AND EAT YOUR OWN FAECES , REPEAT CONTINUALLY LIKE JONAH DID FOR 3 DAYS! cheesy
WHAT A NICE GOD WE SERVE!

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Re: NOAH: This Information Will Make Smart People Throw Their Bibles Away! by CAPSLOCKED: 9:45am On Jun 28, 2016
whitestar01:
Am not suprise hard mirorr is just a demon from heart of hell sent to nairaland just to decieve fake christains.
As for me and otber rooted christains we are not moved
If you are not a demon now tell me why u will not allow body of christ to hv peace on this forum. Why claimin to be once a christain when a mere demon?




PEOPLE LIKE YOU ARE A TROLL TO SANITY.

WHY DO YOU HAVE TO MAKE IT LOOK LIKE WE'RE ON THE SAME LEVEL OF THINKING WITH DONKEYS AND CAMELS?

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Re: NOAH: This Information Will Make Smart People Throw Their Bibles Away! by whitestar01(m): 10:05am On Jun 28, 2016
CAPSLOCKED:





PEOPLE LIKE YOU ARE A TROLL TO SANITY.

WHY DO YOU HAVE TO MAKE IT LOOK LIKE WE'RE ON THE SAME LEVEL OF THINKING WITH DONKEYS AND CAMELS?
Does the level of ur thinkin has any good to offer me? Thinkers are out there putin their thouht into valuables while u re here thinking on a demonic thread.

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Re: NOAH: This Information Will Make Smart People Throw Their Bibles Away! by whitestar01(m): 10:07am On Jun 28, 2016
HardMirror:

Wow! For the first time we hit page 2 with no one even quoting me to disprove my posts.

How does this make my analysis wrong. I guess I got you real good with this thread that you guys don't even know where to start from. grin
what do u think u re sayin?
Re: NOAH: This Information Will Make Smart People Throw Their Bibles Away! by HardMirror(m): 10:11am On Jun 28, 2016
whitestar01:
what do u think u re sayin?
What do you think you are saying?

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Re: NOAH: This Information Will Make Smart People Throw Their Bibles Away! by HardMirror(m): 10:27am On Jun 28, 2016
whitestar01:
Does the level of ur thinkin has any good to offer me? Thinkers are out there putin their thouht into valuables while u re here thinking on a demonic thread.
Demonic ko angelic ni grin
And you that knows how to think believe that 7.7million species of animals some in pairs and some in 7 pairs (making total number as high has 40million animals) where all crammed inside a 450ft by 75ft by 45 ft vessel. Lol
And they were there for over 150 days while all the mountains were covered with water even mount everest which is 8,800 meters tall. Lol.

so where did all the water go after the flood? Lol.

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Re: NOAH: This Information Will Make Smart People Throw Their Bibles Away! by Scholar8200(m): 10:35am On Jun 28, 2016
This thread employs the tactic of anachronism cum erroneously mixing Bible facts with evolution's assumptions!

Op, you failed once again, I love the Bible more!!! smiley

The only point I could have consented is if the Bible had claimed the dispersion in Genesis 11 occurred before the flood! However, before the Great dispersion, the then world of men where within the same Geographical area hence the judgement that was against men came for man where they could be found, not the whole globe.

Somebody spoke of men capable of building boats (maybe he wont mind proving it though!!! Very funny!Indeed, why do we not have people that are overrun by ocean surge, tsunamis etc taking to their boats immediately to avert the whole scale destruction?

Well, op, continue your efforts, you are not the first, and definitely shall not be the last, many have come and gone but the Bible stands!!!

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Re: NOAH: This Information Will Make Smart People Throw Their Bibles Away! by HardMirror(m): 10:38am On Jun 28, 2016
[size=32pt] For those following this thread. I will be posting more this night on Noah and the Flood. We are just getting started.

It is irrefutable that the bible is just a collection of fantasies and carefully constructed lies
[/size]

After this I open a new thread and will be going into details of pastors that have already discovered the bible is a lie but still went on to take advantage of the foolishness of their followers (this is what many christians don't know; many of us men of God have discovered the truth but some have switched to using this knowledge to make money and have all the good things of life without pity to their foolish followers)

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Re: NOAH: This Information Will Make Smart People Throw Their Bibles Away! by HardMirror(m): 10:51am On Jun 28, 2016
Scholar8200:
This thread employs the tactic of anachronism cum matching Bible facts with evolution's assumptions!

Op, you failed once again, I love the Bible more!!! smiley

The only point I could have consented is if the Bible had claimed the dispersion in Genesis 11 occurred before the flood! However, before the Great dispersion, the then world of men where within the same Geographical area hence the judgement that was against men came for man where they could be found, not the whole globe.

You are very funny.
So how did the water cover mount Ararat that is 5,100meters tall? Won't such a great water spread? Or does water not find it's level?

How did kangaroos end up in austrialia? Why is it that we can only find marsupials in australia and neighboring islands ONLY? Why can't we find fossils of kangaroos and other marsupials around the middle east where Adam and Eve, noah and the rest lived with all animals?

You have not disproved points I raised and you are rejoicing.

Again I ask, why does this cock and bull story sound sensible to you but stories of Zeus and the gods of olympus makes you laugh to scorn? The fact is you know it is ridiculous just like the roman and greek myths, but you also know admitting this will mean admitting this bible god to be dumb

We all protect what we think is ours.

Only natural to try and defend your faith.

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Re: NOAH: This Information Will Make Smart People Throw Their Bibles Away! by HardMirror(m): 10:59am On Jun 28, 2016
Scholar8200:

Well, op, continue your efforts, you are not the first, and definitely shall not be the last, many have come and gone but the Bible stands!!!
Yes I will continue.
And yes the bible stands just as other religions stand which does not in anyway mean they are no bullcrap.
Hope you know islam is the fastest growing religion. If you don't know, know that today.
So that a religion is growing or survives for a long time is no proof that it is the truth.

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Re: NOAH: This Information Will Make Smart People Throw Their Bibles Away! by HardMirror(m): 11:03am On Jun 28, 2016
I am extremely concerned and curious to why no one has been able to refute things I said on this thread. All I see are angry people indirectly admitting that the noah's story is bullcrap but they are still willing to accept it.

Just the way they accepted to bath with salt water during the ebola outbreak

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Re: NOAH: This Information Will Make Smart People Throw Their Bibles Away! by Nobody: 11:15am On Jun 28, 2016
whitestar01:
Does the level of ur thinkin has any good to offer me? Thinkers are out there putin their thouht into valuables while u re here thinking on a demonic thread.
The OP has raised logical points consistent with scientific principles that have made the life we are living better than before. If you have contrary opinion , why not state it instead of ridiculously labeling the thread "demonic".

BTW Siena, what is your take on this?

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Re: NOAH: This Information Will Make Smart People Throw Their Bibles Away! by Scholar8200(m): 11:22am On Jun 28, 2016
HardMirror:

Yes I will continue.
And yes the bible stands just as other religions stand which does not in anyway mean they are no bullcrap.
Hope you know 1. islam is the fastest growing religion. If you don't know, know that today.
2.So that a religion is growing or survives for a long time is no proof that it is the truth.
1.You only say this because the media said so!
2. An opinion, to which we are all entitled!



HardMirror:

You are very funny.
So how did the water cover mount Ararat that is 5,100meters tall? Won't such a great water spread? Or does water not find it's level?
If I believe that the earth itself was once submerged with water and God made all that stood out therefrom, I would not find it hard to believe that HE allowed same to happen at a point when judgement was due.

But here, you are being anachronistic! How? The Bible speaks of water not just from the skies but from another source that we are not familiar with today - the fountains of the Great Deep! Now, isnt it wonderful that 'primitive men'(who you claim invented the Bible) knew of water under the ground?? How many floods today have been supplied therefrom?


How did kangaroos end up in austrialia? Why is it that we can only find marsupials in australia and neighboring islands ONLY? Why can't we find fossils of kangaroos and other marsupials around the middle east where Adam and Eve, noah and the rest lived with all animals?
The Bible was not primarily written to answer these questions! The use of animal bones is purely a science/evolution subject which may not be needed here. Besides, animals still migrate from place to place today, what then?

However, I would refer to the organic connection God established at creation between man and other creatures such that man was made the head and the whole moved his direction. Man fell, the whole was affected. Man was dispersed, the whole was affected. Man would be redeemed, the whole would be affected (Romans cool.


You have not disproved points I raised and you are rejoicing.
Indeed, I rejoice even more! the points you raised are purely anachronistic being so because they were informed from an understandably purely theophobic, mind!




Again I ask, why does this cock and bull story sound sensible to you but stories of Zeus and the gods of olympus makes you laugh to scorn? The fact is you know it is ridiculous just like the roman and greek myths, but you also know admitting this will mean admitting this bible god to be dumb
We all protect what we think is ours.
Only natural to try and defend your faith.
Zeus? gods of olympus? I would have brought up my analysis here again but the first time I did, fellow theophobes like you began various attacks against the messenger while ignoring the message. It is however available on request.

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Re: NOAH: This Information Will Make Smart People Throw Their Bibles Away! by Scholar8200(m): 11:24am On Jun 28, 2016
HardMirror:
I am extremely concerned and curious to why no one has been able to refute things I said on this thread. All I see are angry people indirectly admitting that the noah's story is bullcrap but they are still willing to accept it.

Just the way they accepted to bath with salt water during the ebola outbreak
ANy one who reads your thread will be quick to notice this denigratory practice! It is ok.
Re: NOAH: This Information Will Make Smart People Throw Their Bibles Away! by whitestar01(m): 11:31am On Jun 28, 2016
0rex:

The OP has raised logical points consistent with scientific principles that have made the life we are living better than before. If you have contrary opinion , why not state it instead of ridiculously labeling the thread "demonic".

BTW Siena, what is your take on this?
when satan inspires you , you will start having a counter thought.
Re: NOAH: This Information Will Make Smart People Throw Their Bibles Away! by Nobody: 11:35am On Jun 28, 2016
HardMirror:

Hehehehehe
cheesy
Did you grow up with me?
My parents were not christians.
I gave my life to christ on an easter day 1996 along with my brother and sister.
It happened around 6pm or 7pm after we watched the story of jesus death on the cross.

I remember that day clearly. The three of us were crying and begging God to forgive us our sins. We were making promises to serve God with all our hearts. We felt really touched by God.
Don't come here claiming badoo.

After I discovered the bible were lies I tried traditional worship (I don't want to share that experience now). Slept even in a priest's shrine in Ilorin, deep inside the forest with a friend of mine. You think you are talking with fools or ignoramous?
Going out for rituals the man would tell us spirits were moving around the forest. You would hear footsteps and see nothing, you will see the bush moving.
Come and lecture me about fear again.

Abeg park well.


Hahahahahaha! I just checked you out. See who is calling people small boys here! You are still barbing punk and davido eyebrows. Why is it that it is teenagers that come online to be forming badass. Abeg try and graduate from a university first before you even think of claiming to have experience. Are you a cultist in your school? grin cos you seem fascinated with fear and cultism deducing from your posts so far
hahaha.. UNIVERSITY? Since which year. Even the intonation of your words shows you are still a small boy..And if you think those are my pictures you see there, then I can sense that you are not just spiritually deluded but also mentally imbalance and physically derailed.

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Re: NOAH: This Information Will Make Smart People Throw Their Bibles Away! by Nobody: 11:39am On Jun 28, 2016
whitestar01:
when satan inspires you , you will start having a counter thought.
Okay Sir. But remember that the bible says that "He that knoweth how to do good & doeth it not, to him it is Sin". So it is mandatory for you to prove the OP wrong if you can.
Re: NOAH: This Information Will Make Smart People Throw Their Bibles Away! by HardMirror(m): 11:41am On Jun 28, 2016
Scholar8200:

1.You only say this because the media said so!
2. An opinion, to which we are all entitled!



If I believe that the earth itself was once submerged with water and God made all that stood out therefrom, I would not find it hard to believe that HE allowed same to happen at a point when judgement was due.

But here, you are being anachronistic! How? The Bible speaks of water not just from the skies but from another source that we are not familiar with today - the fountains of the Great Deep! Now, isnt it wonderful that 'primitive men'(who you claim invented the Bible) knew of water under the ground?? How many floods today have been supplied therefrom?

The Bible was not primarily written to answer these questions! The use of animal bones is purely a science/evolution subject which may not be needed here. Besides, animals still migrate from place to place today, what then?

However, I would refer to the organic connection God established at creation between man and other creatures such that man was made the head and the whole moved his direction. Man fell, the whole was affected. Man was dispersed, the whole was affected. Man would be redeemed, the whole would be affected (Romans cool.


Indeed, I rejoice even more! the points you raised are purely anachronistic being so because they were informed from an understandably purely theophobic, mind!



Zeus? gods of olympus? I would have brought up my analysis here again but the first time I did, fellow theophobes like you began various attacks against the messenger while ignoring the message. It is however available on request.
We still have water from the deep gushing out they are called geysers. Read you guys won't read.
Geysers are super-heated waters gushing out from volcanic vents. So don't say we are not familiar with waters from the deep gushing out. Lol

Your ignorance really cracks me up

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Re: NOAH: This Information Will Make Smart People Throw Their Bibles Away! by HardMirror(m): 11:44am On Jun 28, 2016
Tosinex:
hahaha.. UNIVERSITY? Since which year. Even the intonation of your words shows you are still a small boy..And if you think those are my pictures you see there, then I can sense that you are not just spiritually deluded but also mentally imbalance and physically derailed.
Keep deceiving yourself. From your looks I doubt you are even up to 20. Or do you think I am referring to your nairaland profile picture?

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Re: NOAH: This Information Will Make Smart People Throw Their Bibles Away! by Ahmed99: 11:44am On Jun 28, 2016
so surprised seeing ma Xtain brothers and sister's defending God and d bible....if God created the heaven and the earth and he inspire d bible den don't worry he will surely protect it....hard mirrow, d more I read ur post,d more I get supernatural elevated seeing DAT God could do things which can never be explained by science or d human mind....tnxs 4d inspiration always....insult are allowed buh I will live as if there z God and die to know dere isn't than living as if there is no God only to find out there z one#peace be with u

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Re: NOAH: This Information Will Make Smart People Throw Their Bibles Away! by whugo(m): 11:50am On Jun 28, 2016
oga bros Sir! stop sleeping,we are in the 22th century
Re: NOAH: This Information Will Make Smart People Throw Their Bibles Away! by promise10: 12:11pm On Jun 28, 2016
hopefulLandlord:



Haha

Jesus also fed 5000 men not counting women and children with 5 loaves of bread and 2 fishes. Hahahahahaha


And the food still remained 12(twelve) basket full of crumbs

I remember reciting "5 loaves of bread and 2 fishes" in Sunday school as a toddler back then


They had already started brainwashing us with bs at that age before its too late so you grow up believing it since its been hammered to your head many times


Na so one pastor drive without fuel
That's why it is called a MIRACLE!!!

If it vex you that your *little* sense cannot fathom how it happen then GO TO HELL. PERIOD!

Miracle does not answer the question of "HOW?" That's why it is SUPERnatural!

Until the "HOW" question of is answered, then it is NO MORE A MIRACLE.

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Re: NOAH: This Information Will Make Smart People Throw Their Bibles Away! by Scholar8200(m): 12:11pm On Jun 28, 2016
HardMirror:

We still have water from the deep gushing out they are called geysers. Read you guys won't read.
Geysers are super-heated waters gushing out from volcanic vents. So don't say we are not familiar with waters from the deep gushing out. Lol
I believe artesian wells looks more like it. However, show me where geysers and artesian wells have played a remote role in a major flood! We dont see such happening today again! Why? God plainly said HE would no longer allow it to happen!!!


Your ignorance really cracks me up
There it is again!
Re: NOAH: This Information Will Make Smart People Throw Their Bibles Away! by KingEbukaNaija: 12:17pm On Jun 28, 2016
So much ignorance from we know who on this thread
Re: NOAH: This Information Will Make Smart People Throw Their Bibles Away! by kumulus(m): 12:22pm On Jun 28, 2016
SenatePresdo:
So if science and fact can't confirm the credibility 'Noah's ark' that means it should make me throw away my bible?
funny.

Science is interesting, but we should be wary of when we take its above limit.
Science is still very tender regarding the ratio of the known to the unknown
In-as-much as I found it difficult to find convincing reasons to believe the Noah's flood actually happened, even before this thread was created,
It still does not mean that
It really never happened. Because it might not be like a day-to-day flood we experience now.
That kinda flood might be supernaturally caused since the motive of destroying the earth then, was from a supernatural being. So everything about that flood was supernatural and since science has not be able to grasp some of the smallest explanation of supernatural event that
Is happening in this present day,
How can it explain the ones that happened centuries ago.
Of some supernatural events.

Science is still pondering on how to make teleporting a reality, but it has been a reality many centuries ago!
Science is still in its infantry, and anybody that takes it as standard for explaining how the universe works is also an infant.

I wonder how people take science as a standard for explanations, even when they haven't had a manned mission to venus that has been visited by occult/psychics centuries ago.

I can't continue, if you take science as an absolute means of finding the truth, good.
But know it that science is still very young.... Christians be sensitive. God be with you.



Bruh, I beg to differ....I think your notion of science being younger that religion is an epic fail. What people like you fail to realize is that 'Science' has always been before religion. When you say supernatural powers, I believe you're talking about metaphysical powers (Metaphysics) which is a subject of science.

Science is as old as the universe itself but mans understanding of it is what is still in its infancy.

I hope you know you're a product of same science and even YOU are just too large we are still studying you. Àbí you think everything about the human body is known

-Lloyd

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