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Re: Timetable For Sex For Married Couples, Good Or Not? by Bolaadu(m): 2:37am On Jul 11, 2016
attacker321:
Is it okay for a married couple to draw up a time table for having sex?

My wife is complaining that I disturb her every day and that she can no longer cope. She has insisted that we come up with a time table of two days in every week and stick to it. This means she is ready to give me sex only twice a week.



Also how many times per week is ideal for a couple to have sex?
sex work with feelings, emotions happiness ,attractive,control ur body don't let ur body control u.not every time u will be in d mood for sex do another things to distract yourself.no particular time for sex.
Re: Timetable For Sex For Married Couples, Good Or Not? by sweetilicious(f): 2:40am On Jul 11, 2016
Xionez:
Mehn, twice a week?!!!
She is not feeling it any more. The lady seems stressed out. STRESSED OUT!!!


Try and take her out, to the pool side, beach, holiday...anywhere. Just find a way of making her relaxed every weekends. Boost it with a few surprises like cooked dinner or takeaways from posh restaurants and eateries on weekdays. Load up on the ice cream with additional purchase of her favorite genre of movies. It seems to calm women down. A good laugh or an emotional cry is enough to make her feel relaxed.


Forget about your sexual needs a bit. She definitely would LET YOU KNOW if you play your cards right. wink

Buttttt, If you don't mind making love to a plank of wood, choose Thursdays and Sundays.
On Thursdays, she may be very tired due to work so there is every guarantee she would be very stiff. The thought of the work waiting for her on Monday would equally make her very stiff on Sundays
Happy Planking! sad






TIP: While she is bawling her eyes out from the emotional film/having a laugh, have your bath and smell fresh. She would like to hug or be close to someone (YOU!!!) at the end. And that someone shouldn't have BODY ODOUR of any sort. Let her lead you, don't force it. It will surely come.
I call this Inclusive marriage. Lol
Re: Timetable For Sex For Married Couples, Good Or Not? by sweetilicious(f): 2:44am On Jul 11, 2016
JoeCutie:
Drawing up a timetable for sex? What a boring way of living a married life!

There's nothing like timetable for sex! It's a no no. In fact, to me, timetable for sex is all kinds of wrong. Whatever happened to spontaneity? Be crazy, be spontaneous. Rock your thing everyday, if you can. If you can't, any time you feel like it, you knack your thing, but never plan it. Never! It makes for a more boring life. No suspense! No surprises! Just too much anticipation and maybe, excitements which would even make you to release before 5 minutes, which, you should know, is a sexual sin.

You can jam your wife as she's making food in the kitchen, you rock your thing. In the toilets? Cool. Midnight? Sweet. Any time, just as the spirit leads.

That's the perfect timetable for sex: As the spirit leads.

Cc: Attacker321
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As the spirit leads my dear.

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Re: Timetable For Sex For Married Couples, Good Or Not? by diva90: 3:10am On Jul 11, 2016
There should be no timetable. Very insensitive thing for her to say. Sex should be spontaneous, fun and mutual. ( but don't abuse it, sex everyday is a no no!) to address your other question...Average number of times a week most couples have sex varies. We have people who have sex 2-4 times a week, some have sex once a week while some couples don't even get intimate often... Maybe once or twice a month. While another percentage are no longer intimate.( yes I know some couples who live together but don't have sex anymore) ... It truly varies and there no hard rule... I believe that every couple is different...You two just have to find what works for you.
Re: Timetable For Sex For Married Couples, Good Or Not? by Obason22(m): 3:25am On Jul 11, 2016
May be she is no longer in love with u , if not y would she decide for u. my opinion is that let her rest for one month or better still send her home for proper check up and investigation.
Re: Timetable For Sex For Married Couples, Good Or Not? by deltateam: 3:32am On Jul 11, 2016
attacker321:
Is it okay for a married couple to draw up a time table for having sex?

My wife is complaining that I disturb her every day and that she can no longer cope. She has insisted that we come up with a time table of two days in every week and stick to it. This means she is ready to give me sex only twice a week.



Also how many times per week is ideal for a couple to have sex?

What kind of nonsense is this? These are things that would have been discussed before marriage. Seems you too are not sexually compatible.

Just 2 days, then face front, like its a favour.

I can't fathom it. Sounds absurd.
Re: Timetable For Sex For Married Couples, Good Or Not? by happney65: 3:34am On Jul 11, 2016
diva90:
There should be no timetable. Very insensitive thing for her to say. Sex should be spontaneous, fun and mutual. ( but don't abuse it, sex everyday is a no no!) to address your other question...Average number of times a week most couples have sex varies. We have people who have sex 2-4 times a week, some have sex once a week while some couples don't even get intimate often... Maybe once or twice a month. While another percentage are no longer intimate.( yes I know some couples who live together but don't have sex anymore) ... It truly varies and there no hard rule... I believe that every couple is different...You two just have to find what works for you.

Why would you have sex with your wife everyday?Who does that?Shey na food?
Re: Timetable For Sex For Married Couples, Good Or Not? by vykta: 3:40am On Jul 11, 2016
loool. #FunnyTopic u have 2 negotiate with her.
wife: Honey let's nack twice a week. I can't take IT anymore (sobs)
U: Sweetie I love u so much, I also love everyday sex so let's reach an agreement
Wife: Am listening (Not)
U: Will nack u twice a week and nack Suliat our #SexyNeighbour for the remaining days in d week dat way we r both happy
Wife: Okay I want a divorce.

lool
On a serious note I think u're not romantic enough.. Probably u've stopped treating her like ur GF and started treating her like a wife (Demanding Sex).. Seduce her everyday d way u'll seduce ur GF and see if she won't beg u 2 ENTER the Place (And See What I Saw)
Re: Timetable For Sex For Married Couples, Good Or Not? by diva90: 3:42am On Jul 11, 2016
happney65:


Why would you have sex with your wife everyday?Who does that?Shey na food?

You would be shocked that some people do. You can only speak for yourself
Re: Timetable For Sex For Married Couples, Good Or Not? by happney65: 3:51am On Jul 11, 2016
diva90:


You would be shocked that some people do. You can only speak for yourself

I love sex..But i dont think i can have sex with my wife every day..That is nonesense..At least twice a week,but there wont be a timetable for it though
Re: Timetable For Sex For Married Couples, Good Or Not? by Dapsin2901: 4:05am On Jul 11, 2016
100% bad
Re: Timetable For Sex For Married Couples, Good Or Not? by raumdeuter: 4:16am On Jul 11, 2016
Just reply that 2 times a week is too much, that 2 times a year would be better
Re: Timetable For Sex For Married Couples, Good Or Not? by Nobody: 4:26am On Jul 11, 2016
tosyne2much:
Mimzy, over to you cool

Tosin.. It doesnt make sense to me o . haba. Time table bawo, sex should happen anytime , it isn't something that should be planned . it loses the spark once it becomes a planned event.

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Re: Timetable For Sex For Married Couples, Good Or Not? by macotrading72(m): 4:35am On Jul 11, 2016
Heard a story about a woman who doesn't feel it with her husband anymore but doesn't want to starv him rather she writes a small note and place it on his pillow the note reads.
Dear I am off to bed if you want to have me open my wrapper and have your way cover me up when your done because of cold grin grin
Bro I think you are not doing the right thing, are you the one bam thank you mam type of men? She is your wife make her feel spacial if it means going down on her do that trust me she will be the one initiating sex every time, it doesn't matter how tired because she might be.
I put it to you that most women relax better when they cum.
Re: Timetable For Sex For Married Couples, Good Or Not? by Oilandgas1(m): 4:55am On Jul 11, 2016
Nyceguy92:
Back to the topic. ..
Sex between couples happens spontaneously. .
Creating a timetable for it kills the fun.

My uni teacher said the normal number of times per week a couple should have sex is 3. Some exceed 3 times.

**By the way, I don't understand why the only response somebody has to offer in a thread is to call on Lalasticlala to "do the needful," "come and see this one oo o..," etc. I find them dumb.



Dumb & doltish
Re: Timetable For Sex For Married Couples, Good Or Not? by hope4nigeria(m): 5:00am On Jul 11, 2016
attacker321:
Is it okay for a married couple to draw up a time table for having sex?

My wife is complaining that I disturb her every day and that she can no longer cope. She has insisted that we come up with a time table of two days in every week and stick to it. This means she is ready to give me sex only twice a week.



Also how many times per week is ideal for a couple to have sex?
divorce that woman now and go get a good woman.
You will not understaand what I'm saying but I gave you the best advice in the world.

That woman dey madt ni to tell me how many time I sexx her a day? That's disrespectful in the 1st place. Imidiately she mention such, I will terminate that marriage from that seconds! Which kind rubish be that sef or na lie u dey talk.
I hope u r not 1min man oh because ur wife must have got a guy out there doing the best needful.

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Re: Timetable For Sex For Married Couples, Good Or Not? by hope4nigeria(m): 5:12am On Jul 11, 2016
diva90:


You would be shocked that some people do. You can only speak for yourself
give ur man local herbs and stop yeye excuses! Any man that agree to sex twice a week is silk and need treatment, forget those pretender women oh! Op wife probably have boyfriend who satisfy her verywell maybe Op na 1min man sef who knows.

Men should Fuucck their wife properly anytime anyday.
Re: Timetable For Sex For Married Couples, Good Or Not? by Colynz(m): 5:20am On Jul 11, 2016
This is my first comment on a topic on nairaland .

Timetable for sex for married couples is not advisable as it will turn the individuals into something worse than a machine program for a specific task at a regular interval .

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Re: Timetable For Sex For Married Couples, Good Or Not? by yinkslinks(m): 5:32am On Jul 11, 2016
Wow she is enjoying it from someone outside and thinks you are boring. fear women. your own wife should'nt detect loving making to her hubby. Hmmmm
attacker321:
Is it okay for a married couple to draw up a time table for having sex?

My wife is complaining that I disturb her every day and that she can no longer cope. She has insisted that we come up with a time table of two days in every week and stick to it. This means she is ready to give me sex only twice a week.



Also how many times per week is ideal for a couple to have sex?
Re: Timetable For Sex For Married Couples, Good Or Not? by Buikechukwu35(m): 5:33am On Jul 11, 2016
Bible didn't advice us in matters of couple sex
Re: Timetable For Sex For Married Couples, Good Or Not? by yinkslinks(m): 5:35am On Jul 11, 2016
exactly, she is enjoying sex somewhere. just agreed to twice a week just to respect his bored dick as husband grin grin grin grin
hope4nigeria:
divorce that woman now and go get a good woman.
You will not understaand what I'm saying but I gave you the best advice in the world.

That woman dey madt ni to tell me how many time I sexx her a day? That's disrespectful in the 1st place. Imidiately she mention such, I will terminate that marriage from that seconds! Which kind rubish be that sef or na lie u dey talk.
I hope u r not 1min man oh because ur wife must have got a guy out there doing the best needful.
Re: Timetable For Sex For Married Couples, Good Or Not? by drnoel: 5:40am On Jul 11, 2016
attacker321:
Is it okay for a married couple to draw up a time table for having sex?

My wife is complaining that I disturb her every day and that she can no longer cope. She has insisted that we come up with a time table of two days in every week and stick to it. This means she is ready to give me sex only twice a week.



Also how many times per week is ideal for a couple to have sex?

Its obviously time for a long conversation with madam and if such mentality on her part remains then give her sharia while letting her know that though u would rather remain faithful but u have blood in ur vein not.wood.
Re: Timetable For Sex For Married Couples, Good Or Not? by niceguy7(m): 5:47am On Jul 11, 2016
And when did sex become a meal that it will be having time table?... Menh to me thats nonsense...
Re: Timetable For Sex For Married Couples, Good Or Not? by muchyblink(m): 5:48am On Jul 11, 2016
Ishilove:

I'm not married so I can't answer your question

Are you ready to marry?

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Re: Timetable For Sex For Married Couples, Good Or Not? by pendusky(m): 5:50am On Jul 11, 2016
Ishilove:

I'm not married so I can't answer your question
came here to see your response grin
Re: Timetable For Sex For Married Couples, Good Or Not? by Nobody: 5:50am On Jul 11, 2016
From experience, a lady that tells u that is playing some better AWAY MATCHES!...she's sexually done with u!!!
Re: Timetable For Sex For Married Couples, Good Or Not? by touche(m): 5:52am On Jul 11, 2016
It's funny how in 2016, our tradition still demands that we men pay dowry or bride price to marry wives like payment for a servant or slave.

The same women we pay for, in full, without a discount, now demand equal opportunity, time table for sex and other women liberation crap. Isn't that a breach of contract? grin

It's really simple, if women want to be liberated, then they should fight for abolishment of outdated traditions such as being 'sold' to husbands as servants or slaves. Let man and wife come together as true equals then we can accept women liberation.

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Re: Timetable For Sex For Married Couples, Good Or Not? by nairalandbuzz(m): 5:56am On Jul 11, 2016
TheMyth:
There are 2 things involved , unless she has reached menopause you either not hitting it right or she is no longer attracted to you and is giving you duty sex (don't believe me do the math if you had sex 7 times a week even if she felt it was a bit tiring if she enjoyed it she wouldn't go from 7 to 2 that over 50% discount ).. at the end of the day these 2 things both mean the same thing, she isn't attracted to you anymore . For women sex is mental as it is physical ... you could do all the right things yet if she isn't feeling you its pretty much a waste of time, if this was abroad she'd be thinking divorce papers. She is basically saying she doesn't want to sleep with you , sex with you is a chore . Women are turned off by weakness , for her to boldly tell you to choose 2 days in a week when you'll have sex and expect a positive outcome shows she looks down on you.The fact you asking us if this is okay proves what I'm saying . In her defence attraction isn't a choice this could be subconscious. As for advice lol if you are willing to have mechanised sex twice a week on premeditated days go ahead , if you dont which I hope is the answer don't agree to it but don't argue about it ,by arguing at best you'll get a bitter woman laying on her back because she has no choice, just tell her you'd consider her feelings but your not scheduling anything . you are better off not agreeing to it then you are gonna have to try your best to only initiate once in a week (hard but too bad ) whilst trying to understand how you are being weak or unattractive be it in behaviour or appearance. Since she said twice a week and she obviously has a libido too she should at least show signs eventually that she wants sex if she is too much of a prude to initiate ... if however she doesn't and seems content with it maybe after 2 weeks of doing this (twice in fourteen days) then you'd have to increase it to twice a week , if she seems receptive to your advances then its at least progress , if she however seems indifferent or godforbid unhappy about your advance , she still finds you unattractive and you haven't solved anything.(Also don't be deluded into thinking you can buy or pamper your way to sex this is the working principle of magas and mugus globally , you can't negotiate desire/konji you can only evoke it)

28 million origins for u... That should last u till eternity... Best advice since my days on NL

U just won a follower

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Re: Timetable For Sex For Married Couples, Good Or Not? by Aristo3146(m): 6:02am On Jul 11, 2016
attacker321:
Is it okay for a married couple to draw up a time table for having sex?

My wife is complaining that I disturb her every day and that she can no longer cope. She has insisted that we come up with a time table of two days in every week and stick to it. This means she is ready to give me sex only twice a week.



Also how many times per week is ideal for a couple to have sex?
It is simple...why she is busy drafting a sex time table...You should be busy drafting your time table...Reduce her monthly allowance by 30 percent, three times a day meal should be reduced to two, cancel her shopping from your time table...Go on sex strike...she will be the one begging you for it after two weeks...
Re: Timetable For Sex For Married Couples, Good Or Not? by Davidolives(m): 6:03am On Jul 11, 2016
omo twice no do some people?? when me dey talk say when I get married he no go pass once in a week am too busy men that's why as a youth have trained myself to be able to do without sex

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Re: Timetable For Sex For Married Couples, Good Or Not? by Davidolives(m): 6:13am On Jul 11, 2016
omo twice no do some people?? when me dey talk say when I get married he no go pass once in a week am too busy men that's why as a youth have trained myself to be able to do without sex

anyways my advice is try to seduce her like you do to her when you were still on boyfriend girlfriend level and not demanding for it
Re: Timetable For Sex For Married Couples, Good Or Not? by rigarmortis: 6:18am On Jul 11, 2016
Davidolives:
omo twice no do some people?? when me dey talk say when I get married he no go pass once in a week am too busy men that's why as a youth have trained myself to be able to do without sex

don't worry bro. be very busy, there are many jobless youth around, plus a few "jobful" ones ready to do you the favour and fill in the "gaps"

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