CaptEColeJnr:
I'm sorry to say but.....


































this thread SUCKS

pueshkif:
http://hisprideblog..com.ng/2016/08/rio2016-australian-athletes-fined-for.html?m=1

Geofavor:
what does it suck?

Jamesmatic:
At last!!

SirDavico:
Confussion















































It's in the head of our leaders












































#Bomboclat

CaptEColeJnr:
Stop being sarcastic

Jamesmatic:
At last!!

IamLukas:
Are U sure it hasn't gotten to U?

SirDavico:


****Drum roll..... ****





***Beats.....***

Aye (Remix)


Aa yee
(Oya shekele)
Aa yee

Cause I want admission
I no want the money
I no want the refund
I no want the cash o.

Admission! UNIBEN I want admission!
Oya gbe si oun speak up nau
Oya gbe down your marks o
Oya come do am legendary
Oya release the list o.

The best o! UNIBEN u the best o!
UNIBEN why you lose your manners
Why u wan be the latest o
Oya give me admission!
Cause the God I serve is powerful

The baddest! UNIBEST why u wan be the baddest?
Oya gbe si oun UNIBEST
Oya make me smile o

Admission! UNIBEN that is what I want o.







Itz a bored UNIBEN aspirant

Geofavor:
This is good news (at least, we can stop being anxious)

because this means Uniben will have to come up with their admission list unfailingly this week. Same goes for UI. Stubborn schools.

I don't know what's taking them this long. Screening dem no do; admission list, dem no bring.

Jackossky:


Minister of education has shortened their ration

Jackossky:


*shakes head rhythmically,body swings from left to right*

Adex097:
SUG LATEST HAPPENINGS 22/08/2016!!!!

Conclusively, University Of Benin in line with the federal Government Directive will NOT be conducting POST UTME exercise. This was made known to the Public Relations Officer SUG today by the University Admission Officer.
The various departments in the University has started submitting their cut-off marks. Consequently, Admission considerations would be strictly based on JAMB SCORES.

According to him also, the University Merit list "FIRST BATCH" would be released any time within this week and next.
The Students' Union Government urge every UNIBEN aspirant to discard any news contrary to the above and continually check on UNIBEN website for any update and admission status.


Thanks for your usual cooperation.

Ikotu Gideon Kelechi
(Students' InfoBank)
Dir. Of Information (PRO)
BBM: 7BB53380
08149191488

Geofavor:
This is good news (at least, we can stop being anxious)

because this means Uniben will have to come up with their admission list unfailingly this week. Same goes for UI. Stubborn schools.

I don't know what's taking them this long. Screening dem no do; admission list, dem no bring.

Adex097:
SUG LATEST HAPPENINGS 22/08/2016!!!!

Corrosive Greeting to our Amiable UNIBEST Students. As earlier promised to always keep us abreast with happenings on campus even while you are far away for Holidays. This is to clear the doubt and rumour on social media as regard Hostel Accommodation, School Resumption Date, Hike in School fees and Admission exercise.
Considering the Stance of the Dean of Students, Prof. Benson O. Osadolor, Hostel application exercise has NOT commenced and according to him, whether or not the application will be online has not been decided yet.
However, the Dean promised that fair and equal chance would be given to every UNIBEN INTELLECTUAL especially the incoming 100 level Students and the Final Year Brethren (FYB). And reiterating the words of the Dean of Students "Hostel Accommodation would be strictly on a first come first serve basis"
A chat today by The Public Relations Officer Student Hon. Ikotu Gideon Kelechi with the Deputy Vice Chancellor (Administration) Prof. Lawrence N. Ezemonye reveals that there is no new Date yet for Resumption and No New Calender for 2016/2017 Academic session. Consequently, Resumption Date for 2016/2017 Academic session Remains "For Now" 03/09/2016. Any subsequent change would be made known to the General Public via this same platform.
In addition, the SUG is Not Unaware of the recent dreaded rumour on social media about the HIKE in school fees. This is to bring to our Notice that University Of Benin School fees Still Remains the same.
Conclusively, University Of Benin in line with the federal Government Directive will NOT be conducting POST UTME exercise. This was made known to the Public Relations Officer SUG today by the University Admission Officer. The various departments in the University has started submitting their cut-off marks. Consequently, Admission considerations would be strictly based on JAMB SCORES.
According to him also, the University Merit list "FIRST BATCH" would be released any time within this week and next.
The Students' Union Government urge every UNIBEN aspirant to discard any news contrary to the above and continually check on UNIBEN website for any update and admission status.
Furthermore, this is to sound a very serious warning to anyone involved in spreading false news to desist from such act as the consequences would be too rough on such if been caught.
Greatest Uniben Students, please let's be properly guided and disregard any News contrary to an adequate and a verified information from the Office Of The Public Relations Officer Students' Union Government.
Your INTEREST always will remain our UTMOST PRIORITY as your WELFARE Remains JEALOUSLY GUIDED. We Love you and wish you Smooth and Stress-free Holiday.
In all, lets not forget that SAFE IMPACT 2016 is highly set to always represent your INTEREST PROACTIVELY because YOU SPEAK WE LISTEN thereby enabling us WIN TOGETHER.
....IKOTU GIDEON KELECHI represents YOUR INTEREST PROACTIVELY BACK TO BACK....

Thanks for your usual cooperation.

Ikotu Gideon Kelechi
(Students' InfoBank)
Dir. Of Information (PRO)
BBM: 7BB53380
08149191488

Pprovost:
To whom it may concern.

A room self contain ( with toilet, bathroom, kitchenette) available.

Location: BDPA, Precious palm hotel side (about 5 minutes trek to Uniben main gate)

#70,000

Quote or pm if interested.


Good morning!

Rjasan:
off k for make sense.

Pprovost:

Lol... Does that look like hostel accommodation??
It's off campus bro

Pprovost:
To whom it may concern.

A room self contain ( with toilet, bathroom, kitchenette) available.

Location: BDPA, Precious palm hotel side (about 5 minutes trek to Uniben main gate)

#70,000

Quote or pm if interested.


Good morning!

Geofavor:
This is good news (at least, we can stop being anxious)

because this means Uniben will have to come up with their admission list unfailingly this week. Same goes for UI. Stubborn schools.

I don't know what's taking them this long. Screening dem no do; admission list, dem no bring.