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An Average Nigerian Is Guilty Of The Following by Hadez(f): 8:53pm On Sep 29, 2016 |
Its only here in Nigeria you'll see someone on foot referring to a person riding a bicycle as poor (what are you yourself ) Its only here in Nigeria you'll see someone who won't go to work but spend all his time in church fasting and praying, believing God for his double portion. (Their faith is overwhelming) you see a guy in the passenger seat of a friends flashy car, that's when he greets everyone, even those he normally won't talk to just to attract attention. (Broke boys) mostly in Nigeria will you see an okada man using fleet of car for just a day wedding ceremony (Go back to your two wheels the next day) 'Remove this pangolo from here!' what most people normally say when a particular car is causing holdup on the road. But what might interest you is that most of them don't even own a wheel barrow of their own (over sabi) Where some Ladies have turned hotel's rest rooms to photo studio. Smh (olosho) Its only here in Nigeria you'll see a person buy an Iphone with his N50,000 salary plus cooperative money and wont be able to load in N100 credit in the phone, not to talk of screen guard (I must not carry last) A coubtry where the religious leader has 4 private jets and the members with no bicycle knowing not what to take for dinner would be told to make a #1000 contribution for the religious leader's birthday party and mum's funeral ceremony. (Brainwashing and setting ) A country where a boy wil sign up to facebook as a female and try to extort money frm hs fellow brethren (They know themselves ) Only in Nigeria (and on Nairaland) that someone would meet a member who you had started on line skyping,chatting and love relationship with only to find out that in real-life is just a local-gin seller'Agbo-jedi' 'otapaiapaa in a garage motorpark despite his innitial claims as a Pro-Web designer and Programmer ! (you know yourself) a country where a girl can tell you the latest fashion but can't describe the coat of arms (see your life) A country where the guys know the whole flirting lines but can't recite the national anthem (akant takkit again) These are just the few ones i can put up now, i know you have some lalasticlala 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: An Average Nigerian Is Guilty Of The Following by Cutehector(m): 8:54pm On Sep 29, 2016 |
Just take a good look at your signature. That sums it all 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: An Average Nigerian Is Guilty Of The Following by dharay99: 8:58pm On Sep 29, 2016 |
0hk SheMâle, we have seen your trashy thread, Neeeeeeeexxxxxxxt... |
Re: An Average Nigerian Is Guilty Of The Following by Hadez(f): 8:59pm On Sep 29, 2016 |
Cutehector: just take a look at your sense of reasoning. your profile picture sums it all. The shape of your head especially 2 Likes |
Re: An Average Nigerian Is Guilty Of The Following by teejaypee: 9:00pm On Sep 29, 2016 |
Re: An Average Nigerian Is Guilty Of The Following by Hadez(f): 9:02pm On Sep 29, 2016 |
dharay99: but you couldnt resist but comment on the trashy thread to get my attention remember I told you that you worship the very ground I step on? Better let your crush out on me it's better that way 2 Likes |
Re: An Average Nigerian Is Guilty Of The Following by jamalnation(m): 9:04pm On Sep 29, 2016 |
Lol only in |
Re: An Average Nigerian Is Guilty Of The Following by dollyjoy(f): 9:06pm On Sep 29, 2016 |
Only on nairaland would someone claim "busy" and still be the first to comment on everythread. Only on nairaland would someone call a thread trashy yet be the first/second to comment . 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: An Average Nigerian Is Guilty Of The Following by thesuave10(m): 9:07pm On Sep 29, 2016 |
Hadez: Dark Princess hit me up on whatsapp let's chat |
Re: An Average Nigerian Is Guilty Of The Following by thesuave10(m): 9:07pm On Sep 29, 2016 |
Hadez: Dark Princess hit me up on whatsapp let's chat |
Re: An Average Nigerian Is Guilty Of The Following by Synzu(m): 9:12pm On Sep 29, 2016 |
**Clears throat** 1 Like
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Re: An Average Nigerian Is Guilty Of The Following by IamLEGEND1: 9:12pm On Sep 29, 2016 |
Extremely boring and redundant shìt.
and you had to take a potshot at that kinginvallda something. very petty person you are. |
Re: An Average Nigerian Is Guilty Of The Following by Nobody: 9:17pm On Sep 29, 2016 |
Not entirely true |
Re: An Average Nigerian Is Guilty Of The Following by iykekelvins(m): 9:20pm On Sep 29, 2016 |
Ok. |
Re: An Average Nigerian Is Guilty Of The Following by lilmax(m): 9:21pm On Sep 29, 2016 |
this one is boring sha |
Re: An Average Nigerian Is Guilty Of The Following by Nobody: 9:26pm On Sep 29, 2016 |
This Could be where it'll be happening tonight |
Re: An Average Nigerian Is Guilty Of The Following by Snapchat: 9:35pm On Sep 29, 2016 |
Peope are jobless sha...SMH S..M..H |
Re: An Average Nigerian Is Guilty Of The Following by ogorwyne(f): 9:42pm On Sep 29, 2016 |
Re: An Average Nigerian Is Guilty Of The Following by misspicy(f): 9:43pm On Sep 29, 2016 |
STFUareyouG0d: 1 Share
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Re: An Average Nigerian Is Guilty Of The Following by Benjom(m): 9:45pm On Sep 29, 2016 |
I enjoyed reading through them. |
Re: An Average Nigerian Is Guilty Of The Following by Nobody: 10:01pm On Sep 29, 2016 |
Re: An Average Nigerian Is Guilty Of The Following by fernandoc(m): 10:03pm On Sep 29, 2016 |
Hadez:I just had to look @ that head. |
Re: An Average Nigerian Is Guilty Of The Following by mrmrmister: 10:19pm On Sep 29, 2016 |
Re: An Average Nigerian Is Guilty Of The Following by Snapchat: 10:25pm On Sep 29, 2016 |
mrmrmister: No Bro, I own Snapchat. Ok...the OP is not jobless she's silly By the way, mrminister where is my share of the national cake |
Re: An Average Nigerian Is Guilty Of The Following by mrmrmister: 10:26pm On Sep 29, 2016 |
Snapchat:Minister ke?? Check again bro |
Re: An Average Nigerian Is Guilty Of The Following by Snapchat: 10:32pm On Sep 29, 2016 |
mrmrmister: I just know say this weed no good for my body...Chai!! mrmrmister what a name, bro i hope say you no dey stammer apologies to stammerers in the house. |
Re: An Average Nigerian Is Guilty Of The Following by firstking01(m): 10:34pm On Sep 29, 2016 |
Where you copy this one from abeg |
Re: An Average Nigerian Is Guilty Of The Following by mrmrmister: 10:42pm On Sep 29, 2016 |
Snapchat:Not at all I wanted to use mrmister But it's taken |
Re: An Average Nigerian Is Guilty Of The Following by Snapchat: 10:45pm On Sep 29, 2016 |
mrmrmister: So have you met the thief, i mean the guy who used it first |
Re: An Average Nigerian Is Guilty Of The Following by mrmrmister: 11:01pm On Sep 29, 2016 |
Snapchat:Nah Never even saw his post Good idea I'll search for him now Found him Registered oct 25 2012 Has 11 posts What an ass |
Re: An Average Nigerian Is Guilty Of The Following by Snapchat: 11:06pm On Sep 29, 2016 |
mrmrmister: haha...sue him for impersonation bro |
Re: An Average Nigerian Is Guilty Of The Following by mrmrmister: 11:10pm On Sep 29, 2016 |
Snapchat: I wish |
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