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Re: Let's Found Out The Most Funniest Nickname We Gave Our SECONDARY Sch Teachers by Henz24(m): 9:20am On Oct 06, 2016
[quote author=saudyarmani post=49958308]Oga dada, iron man,i can never forget u guyz....great vetlanders grin[/quote great!!!! What set are u?
Re: Let's Found Out The Most Funniest Nickname We Gave Our SECONDARY Sch Teachers by olureignforever: 9:24am On Oct 06, 2016
Mr Bamgbose, we call him sogologobambgose then. He's very tall and slim.
Re: Let's Found Out The Most Funniest Nickname We Gave Our SECONDARY Sch Teachers by Henz24(m): 9:25am On Oct 06, 2016
saudyarmani:
Oga dada, iron man,i can never forget u guyz....great vetlanders grin
great!!! What set
Re: Let's Found Out The Most Funniest Nickname We Gave Our SECONDARY Sch Teachers by Crownadex(m): 9:26am On Oct 06, 2016
we had Mrs scape goat ( she likes to mention scape goat all the tym expecially while teaching in the class) & Mr Lefty ( very wicked teacher wit his left hand )
Re: Let's Found Out The Most Funniest Nickname We Gave Our SECONDARY Sch Teachers by grandeoj09(m): 9:43am On Oct 06, 2016
our maths teacher , he wears only blue shirts and trousers , we called him BABA BLUE

account teacher , she always come to the class with crack or lost voice , the worst part of it is that she won't explain anything . We called her JA RULE .

.BGSO 05/06 oshodi.

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Re: Let's Found Out The Most Funniest Nickname We Gave Our SECONDARY Sch Teachers by theshaderoom: 9:43am On Oct 06, 2016
As shown below.


our business studies teacher was given "As shown below" pronounced "ashunbelow"

we met it like that in the school and left it like that too...lol
Re: Let's Found Out The Most Funniest Nickname We Gave Our SECONDARY Sch Teachers by Blackrev: 9:51am On Oct 06, 2016
beemzy2014:
Mr Fabra.

He pulls girls bra strap
I think u schooled somewhere around Ota that fabra sounds familiar
Re: Let's Found Out The Most Funniest Nickname We Gave Our SECONDARY Sch Teachers by SOLOMANIA11: 9:51am On Oct 06, 2016
God of war because he likes chasin student with tree branches

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Re: Let's Found Out The Most Funniest Nickname We Gave Our SECONDARY Sch Teachers by consultancy: 9:52am On Oct 06, 2016
"Obaikpo".. was the name given to my accounts teacher den in sec scul in edo state. i think it meant agama lizard in bini language
Re: Let's Found Out The Most Funniest Nickname We Gave Our SECONDARY Sch Teachers by petitejolie(f): 9:55am On Oct 06, 2016
SHREK because of his big ear nd he no fine
Re: Let's Found Out The Most Funniest Nickname We Gave Our SECONDARY Sch Teachers by abdoolorunwa(m): 10:10am On Oct 06, 2016
[i][/i]KALAMBONI
HE HAS A WAY OF TWISTING THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE. THINKS ITS HIS INNOVATION OR INVENTION
E.G IF HE NEEDED TO SAY 'HOW MANY ARE GOING?', YOU WILL HEAR SOMETHING LIKE 'HOW MUCH ARE GOING'
HE WAS OUR C.R.S TEACHER AND LABOUR MASTER AT THE SAME TIME, NOW I HEAR HE'S THE VICE PRINCIPAL. WAHALA DEY!!!
Re: Let's Found Out The Most Funniest Nickname We Gave Our SECONDARY Sch Teachers by Ninilowo(m): 10:23am On Oct 06, 2016
We called our Intro Tech "BORING TOOLS" cos he taught the topic for a whole term grin grin grin

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Re: Let's Found Out The Most Funniest Nickname We Gave Our SECONDARY Sch Teachers by woleabayo(f): 10:24am On Oct 06, 2016
My amiable Economics teacher Mr Adeoye aka Jamesborn, Master Harmed aka Barknokle, Mr Micheal aka Boose o boode Mr Ogunmeru aka ese tira ese ti fo and many more may God bless u all my teacher and ur family in Jesus name, tho'' me too have become one now wink cool shocked lipsrsealed grin
Re: Let's Found Out The Most Funniest Nickname We Gave Our SECONDARY Sch Teachers by benjanny(m): 10:27am On Oct 06, 2016
We name our Physics teacher Dirty Jean because he is almost always dirty.Then our economics teacher we named him Foreign shoe because he always wear foreign stuffs on his foot,the our principal we named him orientation and our chemistry teacher was named osuimi.At Akatta secondary school Akatta in oru east l.g.a imo state
Re: Let's Found Out The Most Funniest Nickname We Gave Our SECONDARY Sch Teachers by zeezeegal(m): 10:41am On Oct 06, 2016
My statistics lecturer Mr Mathias.... We call him Alomo bitters because he can drink and he often drink b4 comin to lecture hall... Thou, he lectures very well.
Re: Let's Found Out The Most Funniest Nickname We Gave Our SECONDARY Sch Teachers by wiseoneking: 10:46am On Oct 06, 2016
Greataausim:
Lols.... I remember my maths teacher with one hand Mr Ben A.k.a (Munrutupatu) hav never seen a man who bad pass that man despite he don't hav one hand. Those who school in ochaja boys secondary school ochaja, kogi state knw the man... O.B.S.S 2002/2003 session
Memories. I know that man. I did not school there but i use to visit FCS students there. How is Mr Job and the good disciplinarian Principal?.
Re: Let's Found Out The Most Funniest Nickname We Gave Our SECONDARY Sch Teachers by donjosh47: 10:53am On Oct 06, 2016
zeezeegal:
My statistics lecturer Mr Mathias.... We call him Alomo bitters because he can drink and he often drink b4 comin to lecture hall... Thou, he lectures very well.
zeezeegal:
My statistics lecturer Mr Mathias.... We call him Alomo bitters because he can drink and he often drink b4 comin to lecture hall... Thou, he lectures very well.
zeezeegal:
My statistics lecturer Mr Mathias.... We call him Alomo bitters because he can drink and he often drink b4 comin to lecture hall... Thou, he lectures very well.
zeezeegal:
My statistics lecturer Mr Mathias.... We call him Alomo bitters because he can drink and he often drink b4 comin to lecture hall... Thou, he lectures very well.
zeezeegal:
My statistics lecturer Mr Mathias.... We call him Alomo bitters because he can drink and he often drink b4 comin to lecture hall... Thou, he lectures very well.
zeezeegal:
My statistics lecturer Mr Mathias.... We call him Alomo bitters because he can drink and he often drink b4 comin to lecture hall... Thou, he lectures very well.
zeezeegal:
My statistics lecturer Mr Mathias.... We call him Alomo bitters because he can drink and he often drink b4 comin to lecture hall... Thou, he lectures very well.
zeezeegal:
My statistics
zeezeegal post=49963075:
My statistics lecturer Mr Mathias.... We call him Alomo bitters because he can drink and he often drink b4 comin to lecture hall... Thou, he lectures very well.
lecturer Mr Mathias.... We call him Alomo bitters because he can drink and he often drink b4 comin to lecture hall... Thou, he lectures very well.



it makes me remember baba white...he can alabukun for the whole of africa
Mr Opanuga my computer teacher...he's very slow so we tag him IGBIN
Econs teacher self like ponmo...na hw we take dey call her ponmo
even azonto is not exempted because she has deficiency in her leg
Re: Let's Found Out The Most Funniest Nickname We Gave Our SECONDARY Sch Teachers by egbesunday: 10:54am On Oct 06, 2016
John latex, aka Juju method. After looking for X in Mathematics, when we ask how? He will advise us to use Juju method.
Re: Let's Found Out The Most Funniest Nickname We Gave Our SECONDARY Sch Teachers by LoveJesus87(m): 10:56am On Oct 06, 2016
Okaakoko:
beery good! he loves shouting "very good " but would pronounce "v" as "b"

Re: Let's Found Out The Most Funniest Nickname We Gave Our SECONDARY Sch Teachers by Heavance(m): 11:04am On Oct 06, 2016
GCK..... we had 'Oppo' (Mr. Olawoyin) never to be forgotten, ManBayo... Mr Adebayo Pashman... Paseda
Re: Let's Found Out The Most Funniest Nickname We Gave Our SECONDARY Sch Teachers by Demmzy15(m): 11:10am On Oct 06, 2016
We had one teacher then, she's Yoruba. When I came into the school, they're called her "Mrs. Elewun", so I thought that was her original name.

One day, I went to staff room and shouted "Good morning, I'm looking for Mrs.Elewun grin" they all replied "who's Mrs. Elewun?! undecided" I replied "that slim Yoruba woman with rubber hairstyle" grin Na where e end o, they told me that her name is Mrs. Jacobs and I was questioned why I called her that name, I told them that was what students called her. Na so they punish me, I knelt down under the sun, carried a big Stine with my mouth opened.

When the seniors saw me they were laughing, they told me that the reason she was called that was because, when she's counting, she's like "nine, ten, elewun" cry So that was where she earned the name!

#Now in the uni, students call a lecturer "bushbaby" grin

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Re: Let's Found Out The Most Funniest Nickname We Gave Our SECONDARY Sch Teachers by Deyrinsolar(f): 11:13am On Oct 06, 2016
I remember our economics teacher we call her miss ridicle cos wen u offend her d first thing she says is I WILL RIDICLE YOU, and dere is shadow our english teacher. I doubt dere iz a teacher in my skul without a nickname, dere is even one we called doo doo cos she always wears bend down select and yet her husband iz rich, remember those days chai student can very mean
Re: Let's Found Out The Most Funniest Nickname We Gave Our SECONDARY Sch Teachers by kingsleybrave(m): 11:15am On Oct 06, 2016
In our on school wey back then,

Mr no yansh (flat bottock) His was so flat,
Re: Let's Found Out The Most Funniest Nickname We Gave Our SECONDARY Sch Teachers by Nobody: 11:20am On Oct 06, 2016
Mr smelly mouth:- we gave him that name because that's his best abusive word.

Gladiator:- that's because he is always shouting in the exam hall and he is quite huge with bald head.

Ozil:- thats because he is very slow.

"Are you supposed to be here":-,well that's her best phrase.

Thats all i can remember for now jere.

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Re: Let's Found Out The Most Funniest Nickname We Gave Our SECONDARY Sch Teachers by Nobody: 11:23am On Oct 06, 2016
grin
Re: Let's Found Out The Most Funniest Nickname We Gave Our SECONDARY Sch Teachers by Nobody: 11:25am On Oct 06, 2016
Mine is Baba ode(hunter)
His name is Odewale and he uses condo instead of cain


Paul scholes(I am sure u remembered paul scholes in Man united and how he looks like AFIN) that's how our biology teacher look like... His real name is MR.onyegbula


Iya elepe (because instead of her to flog a stubborn student she would rather use curse to finish him/her).

And so.. More to come

Cardoso senior high school Badia/ijora 2012/2013 set

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Re: Let's Found Out The Most Funniest Nickname We Gave Our SECONDARY Sch Teachers by Nobody: 11:25am On Oct 06, 2016
MoreWahala:
Lol I remember the Teacher we call Mr Bon Bon face then his real name was Boniface

I think i can relate to this, you schooled in calabar?(jss)
Re: Let's Found Out The Most Funniest Nickname We Gave Our SECONDARY Sch Teachers by momove4real25(f): 11:36am On Oct 06, 2016
Olube
Re: Let's Found Out The Most Funniest Nickname We Gave Our SECONDARY Sch Teachers by trippleKAY(m): 12:19pm On Oct 06, 2016
MrKong:
Ijapa (Tortoise)
do u school at tolu complex apapa Lagos?
Re: Let's Found Out The Most Funniest Nickname We Gave Our SECONDARY Sch Teachers by trippleKAY(m): 12:23pm On Oct 06, 2016
Mr tortoise, and our physics teacher aka ogbonta. Shout-out to tolu complex students in olodi apapa Lagos
Re: Let's Found Out The Most Funniest Nickname We Gave Our SECONDARY Sch Teachers by Nobody: 12:26pm On Oct 06, 2016
Mr. Shiny head because his head was always shiny
Re: Let's Found Out The Most Funniest Nickname We Gave Our SECONDARY Sch Teachers by Pringlez: 12:45pm On Oct 06, 2016
jedisco:
useless thread. Worse still, it was moved to fp with no comments yet
Were you once or are you a teacher?

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