There was a certain 'turtle neck' in govt sec sch garki abuja and also mrs 'showkey' she would always wear excessive makeup and we had 'obolele' a coper then who liked girls a lot

Omo ilabe (enjoyment master)....Adesokan of Alamuwa Grammar School Ado Odo....I hail you sir

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MOTION, yes we called him motion because all through the time he taught us Physics he didn't teach us anything other than Motion.

The man almost spoilt my dream of becoming an Engineer but thank God today I am a registered Engineer.

Kamo kpeyol- He's always on Chinos trousers which we call 'kamo' back then.

MTN- we didn't mean the network provider you know... No! Ours meant "Maintain The Nose". He had a relatively large nose and could smell food from a distance. No wonder he was made the kitchen master. We even placed an MTN sticker in the upper room (dining).

We also had Tolotolo, "begin to conjugate", mogambo, and so on

JEWELCOSMETICS:
hello... Who are you? I belong to 2013/2014 set, maths/stat FPI... hot okpa, fresh uugwu leaf... Fuuufuuuuu.... Identify yourself

'96/97 PNFS/06/926

back in the days, we gave one of math teacher the nickname "REST IN PEACE", The had anointing for flogging. WE had another C.R.S teacher we called " READ YOUR BOOK", the man had anointing for knocking the head - you dare not have a book in front of you when he's passing. there was another math teacher we called "YOPEE", He was a corridor militant/police, you dare not be found in any of the corridors when it's not break time. you want to run, o bring it on, the man was usain bolt. though he calmed down when the bad guys arranged for his beating.

Mehn back in the days, school was adventure, I doubt if it's still that way now.
I rep OUR GREAT GSS GARKI

Scratch Card. I think man had gonorrhea. Always scratching and when scratching you'll think he wants to take a free-kick.

Mr god of war-he lyk flogin wit al z muscles nd vains showing.

Mr what-any tyms he hz teachn he lyk sayin d word what.e.g.computer is an electronic machine dat #what.store device into #what ;Dthey re much,bt i jst pick out dz two

Ghost rider - Econs teacher, he used to ride his bike and pursue students with his cane.

Agbon (bee) - Mr Agbonmuseri... His cane used to sting like hell!

Mr Bean - our funny VP. Always made us laugh.

Corridor - lol.. This man used to make sure no one was standing at the corridors when it isn't break time. Hehe

Macpherson constitution - this man taught us only macpherson constitution through out ss3. Lol. We hated him with passion. Mr. Udoh
SJC boys, I hail una

Drunken master .Our fine art teacher.He got the nickname because he behaves like person wey don shark finish

We called our Integrated Science Teacher "Iya Risi" because she must always find something wrong with you.

Our vice principal " Mr find something doing " we always tells us to read and keep ourselves busy lol

Kwantashi. heheheh.

Overheard the man speaking with his fellow teacher about drinking Bruntashi.

I never knew the man's real name until my SS3.

Some students call him Mr. Kwantashi to his face sef.


Looool!

Old malaria, my VP,he always talk of killing a student if u don't pay ur skul fee on tym

omo!!!
Those days when whizkid and Olamide just came out, we now had 2 new young guyz coming to teach in our school.... Instantly, we just dashed one Whizkid, dashed the other Olamde... Omo the day our Wicked Economics teacher found out ehnnnn, na under sun we dey ride okada(u shud knw that punishment na) for hourssss.

Ancient Man , my math's teacher that year

shockie-- principal. I wonder how she deserves d name


iron rat-- VP
.Don't ask me y.



quick response--(integrated sci) :
u don't dare delay in his punishment n commands.



ja rule-- commerce or so:
because of his voice.he doesn't need sound system


etc

Agrikpa.....lol I don't know why they called him that.....he is our Agricultural sci master, bit old and short. if he finds u eating during his class he will tell u to share what ever u are eating to the whole class....if its not enough to go round then u go chop Cain llol

Abarayemi - English teacher.

She can give "abara" for Africa. If you dont cough after her "abaras", you probably dont have lungs.

geography teacher-Manchester (classroom and gym are two of his favourite places)

Economics teacher-Cowbell(The size of her booobs is out of this world)

intro tech teacher-Koboko (you can't be in his presence for 1+ minutes without him threatening to use his koboko on you.

Biology teacher-Boss (the bad guy in action film, don't mess with him)

Arnold........my hostel master because he always use all is strength to beat a student
And sho tizzle......,my chemistry teacher(mr showtonwa) he pronounces davido as salvado and wizkid as wintchkid

Helmet, his head looks exactly like an helmet.

My chemistry teacher was always calling someone ASSHOLE and later there was a reverse reaction which made that his nickname. Another of his name is BALD HEAD because his own is very obvious and shiny.

Then my biology teacher was called KPARAKPO.

Am here just to

2001
'AGAMA'.....biology teacher, he has got a very big eye-balls and loves female students alot. He flogs we the boys with much fury and merely warn the girls orally.
We had this strange looking old man who once taught me maths....all i hear the man shout is 'COSINE...TITAN'...i still don't understand those strange words (i was bad in maths that i would submit back the questions without answers). Don't ask me how i became a successful public administrator.

adewumiopeyemi:
BABA ALAGA1

smellymouth ,was your teacher.

FLAT BOTTOM FLASK
One of our teachers got that name because she had a flat buttocks even though she was so beautiful

this topic is worser than naija economy

Mr bones, his real name was mr jones

fortunechy:
this topic is |worser| than naija economy

jesuuuuuu

my teachers are on nairaland,if I mention one name I have exposed my identity.