VATICAN CITY—In an effort to strengthen their relationship and foster interfaith dialogue, Pope Francis reportedly welcomed the winged Mayan snake god Kukulkan to the Vatican this week as part of a month-long deity exchange program. “We are excited to have the War Serpent staying here with us for the next four weeks, during which time he’ll be exposed to the rituals and customs of the Catholic Church, so that when he returns home he can share the experience with his adherents in Chichén Itzá and the surrounding Yucután communities,” said Vatican spokesperson Greg Burke, noting that the pontiff had taken Kukulkan out for pizza on the first night of the exchange before showing him around some of Rome’s most famous landmarks.

“Once Kukulkan gets settled in, the pope plans to let him answer some basic prayers on his own, as well as try performing a transubstantiation or two. And perhaps toward the end of his stay, if he’s feeling up to it, Kukulkan can treat us all to an authentic human sacrifice.” Vatican sources confirmed that as part of the exchange, God Almighty, Our Heavenly Father, would be spending the next month with the Taoist thunder god Lei Gong in the cloud kingdom over Tibet.

Source: http://www.theonion.com/article/pope-francis-hosts-feathered-serpent-god-part-deit-53917:

Click bait

This is beyond my comprehension oo, are dy trying to convert d snake god, or to learn d snake god ritual

BABYLON THE GREAT! Her filthy cup is filled with the wine of abominations.

But OP, why you dey publish lies on top funny photoshop just for clicks?

photoshop

Jesu..!!!!!

Lol @Pope taking him out for pizza

elampiro:
The onion is a satire website. It's a website for imaginary 'news'.

Underrated comment.

Lies

CoolUsername:

Underrated comment.

I don't get it. What do you mean?

elampiro:


I don't get it. What do you mean?

You were the only one who (at least at the time of my comment) seemed to understand what The Onion is about.

Theonion.com is a satirical website.

CoolUsername:


You were the only one who (at least at the time of my comment) seemed to understand what The Onion is about.

Ok

CoolUsername:


You were the only one who (at least at the time of my comment) seemed to understand what The Onion is about.

Who in his right mind would think a winged serpent visits the Pope?
I knew it was a joke from the begining.

IGWISE:
VATICAN CITY—In an effort to strengthen their relationship and foster interfaith dialogue, Pope Francis reportedly welcomed the winged Mayan snake god Kukulkan to the Vatican this week as part of a month-long deity exchange program. “We are excited to have the War Serpent staying here with us for the next four weeks, during which time he’ll be exposed to the rituals and customs of the Catholic Church, so that when he returns home he can share the experience with his adherents in Chichén Itzá and the surrounding Yucután communities,” said Vatican spokesperson Greg Burke, noting that the pontiff had taken Kukulkan out for pizza on the first night of the exchange before showing him around some of Rome’s most famous landmarks.

“Once Kukulkan gets settled in, the pope plans to let him answer some basic prayers on his own, as well as try performing a transubstantiation or two. And perhaps toward the end of his stay, if he’s feeling up to it, Kukulkan can treat us all to an authentic human sacrifice.” Vatican sources confirmed that as part of the exchange, God Almighty, Our Heavenly Father, would be spending the next month with the Taoist thunder god Lei Gong in the cloud kingdom over Tibet.

Source: http://www.theonion.com/article/pope-francis-hosts-feathered-serpent-god-part-deit-53917:

Where are the Catholics?

Ubenedictus, Peacefullove, come and see your False Prophet Pope.
You now beleive Cathilic church is if satan? Very soon Baphomet's Statue shall be placed in Vetican. Wont you run for your life's?

IGWISE:
VATICAN CITY—In an effort to strengthen their relationship and foster interfaith dialogue, Pope Francis reportedly welcomed the winged Mayan snake god Kukulkan to the Vatican this week as part of a month-long deity exchange program. “We are excited to have the War Serpent staying here with us for the next four weeks, during which time he’ll be exposed to the rituals and customs of the Catholic Church, so that when he returns home he can share the experience with his adherents in Chichén Itzá and the surrounding Yucután communities,” said Vatican spokesperson Greg Burke, noting that the pontiff had taken Kukulkan out for pizza on the first night of the exchange before showing him around some of Rome’s most famous landmarks.

“Once Kukulkan gets settled in, the pope plans to let him answer some basic prayers on his own, as well as try performing a transubstantiation or two. And perhaps toward the end of his stay, if he’s feeling up to it, Kukulkan can treat us all to an authentic human sacrifice.” Vatican sources confirmed that as part of the exchange, God Almighty, Our Heavenly Father, would be spending the next month with the Taoist thunder god Lei Gong in the cloud kingdom over Tibet.

Source: http://www.theonion.com/article/pope-francis-hosts-feathered-serpent-god-part-deit-53917:

Where are the Catholics?

Ubenedictus, Peacefullove, come and see your False Prophet Pope.
You now beleive Cathilic church is if satan? Very soon Baphomet's Statue shall be placed in Vetican. Wont you run for your life's?
Come and tell mw that the Pope represents Christ.

Anas09:


Where are the Catholics?

Ubenedictus, Peacefullove, come and see your False Prophet Pope.
You now beleive Cathilic church is if satan? Very soon Baphomet's Statue shall be placed in Vetican. Wont you run for your life's?
Come and tell mw that the Pope represents Christ.

Do you just want to post for the fun of it? Didn't you see the news is a satire and not real?

SalC:
Do you just want to post for the fun of it? Didn't you see the news is a satire and not real?

Are you sure of that?

Anas09:

Are you sure of that?

Yeah.

It's even funny to think that a snake visited the pope and he took it out for pizza.

Did the snake fly to Vatican, and how is it suppose to teach people what it learnt from Vatican.

Such news are meant to amuse people not like they are true.

SalC:
Yeah.

It's even funny to think that a snake visited the pope and he took it out for pizza.

Did the snake fly to Vatican, and how is it suppose to teach people what it learnt from Vatican.

Such news are meant to amuse people not like they are true.

And did you laf wen u read it?

Anas09:

And did you laf wen u read it?

Scroll up to my first post on the thread, the answer is there

SalC:
Scroll up to my first post on the thread, the answer is there

It's boring man. I need activities.

delishpot:


Who in his right mind would think a winged serpent visits the Pope?
I knew it was a joke from the begining.

You'll be surprised what some people on nairaland would believe.

The pope is simply working for the anti-christ

Anas09:


Where are the Catholics?

Ubenedictus, Peacefullove, come and see your False Prophet Pope.
You now beleive Cathilic church is if satan? Very soon Baphomet's Statue shall be placed in Vetican. Wont you run for your life's?
Come and tell mw that the Pope represents Christ.

so you believed this story?

elampiro:
The onion is a satire website. It's a website for imaginary 'news'.

tell them.

chiedu7:
The pope is simply working for the anti-christ

yes, Yes, he is serving a flying snake and taking it out 4 pizza.

i really wonder about ur comprehension.

Anas09:


Where are the Catholics?

Ubenedictus, Peacefullove, come and see your False Prophet Pope.
You now beleive Cathilic church is if satan? Very soon Baphomet's Statue shall be placed in Vetican. Wont you run for your life's?

WEYTIN HAPPEN? U NO SABI READ? do u have to mastubate on every info that paints the catholic church in bad light? even when it is satire? come one! i thought u were wiser.

Ubenedictus:
yes, Yes, he is serving a flying snake and taking it out 4 pizza.

i really wonder about ur comprehension.

My brother many of us are being led astray by masonic pastors

chiedu7:


My brother many of us are being led astray by masonic pastors

That applies to ur churches of men where everyone is mog. the lest u can do is read before u accuse someone of being d anti christ.

elampiro:
The onion is a satire website. It's a website for imaginary 'news'.

Always with something to say in defense.
I tell you one day you will have nothing to say in defense again.