Cucumber is a great fruit. I just don’t know why many people really don’t like it much, especially ladies.

So here are a couple of reasons which hopefully will change your minds about the lovely long multifunctional and widely advantageous fruit.

Health advantages: Duh, does this even need to be discussed? From the fact that they contain water hence helps hydration to the vitamins the give, helps fight toxins, great for cancer patients, helps lose weight etc. Look, cucumbers are great and I doubt there is one nutritionist out there that will make an argument against cucumber (except the ones that have a chronic case of bad belle)
Cheap: Unlike pineapples, apples and the likes, cucumbers are cheap. You can get one medium-sized cucumber for as low as 80 Naira. You don’t have to break your purse going out or having to go on dates with the hope that the guy will give you his cucumber. Aunty, just go to Mama Chidinma down the road and get one. No sweat.
Availability: You don’t have to go far to get a cucumber. Sure there is that bachelor neighbour that is always doing shakara because he has a lifetime supply of cucumbers or your best friend always taunting you with tales of how her boyfriend gives her cucumber. Buy yours. And unlike “seedless grapes” you don’t have to go to the abroad to get them. Just remember Mama Chidinma has quality ones
Fun sized: Have you seen watermelons or breadfruits? Huge things that are big and difficult to carry. Even eggplants have nothing on the size of cucumbers. They are sleek and can be hidden from those nosy friends that love to borrow any and everything. They can even get to hard-to-reach areas including those places eggplants can’t touch. Cool huh?
They Fit in your bag: Remember how you were at that party in Anambra and everyone was served except you? If you had a cucumber in your bag, you could have just enjoyed it in your room and you wouldn’t have gone to bed thirsty [sorry meant hungry] while listening to your friend in the next room eat.
They Fill You Up: Cucumbers don’t leave you hungry once you know what size does it for you and you get them. You just wash them up and get started with them.
No Heartbreaks: Cucumbers don’t break hearts, they are reliable and will always be available to satisfy your thirst or hunger whenever you get hungry. No need to call anyone to bring food and the person does not come or gives the food to someone else leading to you becoming heartbroken – and hungry.
They can be shared: What’s better than eating cucumbers? Sharing them with your girlfriends. Do I even need to explain this?

http://revue.ng/a-few-reasons-why-ladies-love-or-should-love-cucumbers/

FTC I dedicate it to miss Chidinma Okeke abeg make una let the girl rest

Please this cucumber this and that posts should stop for now, because the more negative attention given to it, the more you spoil business for poor gentle ladies making daily living off it.

Men's latest threat and rival

You see your lives outside. Ordinary cucumber is replacing phenese and it's even doing a good job better than what phenese will do

I can never be tired of diccccccck. Dic.k over cucumber

Above all, they come in various sizes, there is a size for every lady.

the only way ladies know how to use cucumber

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Ladies now be like...

I stand with cucumber

I love cuncumber

Kikikiki......

hmmm, like play like play a fruit is *taking our place*.

Last point is Foolishness.

Dis is crap, if u can put d uses d same way chidima okeke used it lol

Some ladies don't know these benefit. They only know the s€x benefit. After using cumcumber to enlarge the hole they will still be looking for a d!ck to fit into the hole. Is not possible

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ahhh...... so fake wan over throw real ..


DISADVANTAGE

1.IT IS NOT RICH IN PROTEIN

2. IT DOES NOT BRING OUT ANY GOODBYE GIFT

3. IT CAN GET SPOILT IF KEEPT FOR A LING TIME EVEN IF U PUT M INSIDE COLD ROOM. UNLIKE D REAL d..

4. if e break inside DAT hole my sister e dn finish


5. it can't give kids.

6.it won't pay ur bills and take u to KFC

7.IT WONT MARRY U.

First time this close

I swear i nor read the post!

what are you trying to prove now
under 18 dem dey hia ooo

The poster forgot to add something

Oh no

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All the girls have joind bad gang.. kwaruption oh. efcc will probe this cucu-mba

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Aisha bubu shud comment cox Dat meant for the other room

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Its now expensive