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Re: Pastor Encounters Satanist And Drama Ensues! by KingEbukasBlog(m): 9:53pm On Dec 10, 2016
sonofluc1fer:

Says the black man with Jewish brain. grin

The ancient Jews were black undecided . Christ was black wink

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Re: Pastor Encounters Satanist And Drama Ensues! by KingEbukasBlog(m): 9:55pm On Dec 10, 2016
sonofluc1fer:

Even KingEbukasBlog was impressed and knocked out by that riposte. Beautiful Christmas present.... grin he had to log out and clear his cache. grin

Thou son of Lucifer ! Sedulous myrmidon of the Dark One angry

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Re: Pastor Encounters Satanist And Drama Ensues! by sonofluc1fer: 9:57pm On Dec 10, 2016
KingEbukasBlog:


The ancient Jews were black undecided . Christ was black wink
Lmao. Are these guys black too?

Gotta applaud the effort though. You're slowly creating your own Jesus. Praise the holy spirit, source of all spiritual confusion.

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Re: Pastor Encounters Satanist And Drama Ensues! by KingEbukasBlog(m): 10:00pm On Dec 10, 2016
sonofluc1fer:

Lmao. Are these guys black too?

Gotta applaud the effort though. You're slowly creating your own Jesus. Praise the holy spirit, source of all spiritual confusion.

Non Sequitur

I'm gona wear you down soon . Keep 'em coming .
Re: Pastor Encounters Satanist And Drama Ensues! by randomperson: 10:00pm On Dec 10, 2016
KingEbukasBlog:


Thou son of Lucifer ! Sedulous myrmidon of the Dark One angry
Thou son of God, son of the supreme serial killer

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Re: Pastor Encounters Satanist And Drama Ensues! by KingEbukasBlog(m): 10:02pm On Dec 10, 2016
randomperson:

Thou son of God, son of the supreme serial killer

God created Life , death is part of life .

Can any of you give me a reasonable challenge

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Re: Pastor Encounters Satanist And Drama Ensues! by sonofluc1fer: 10:02pm On Dec 10, 2016
KingEbukasBlog:


Non Sequitur

I'm gona wear you down soon . Keep 'em coming .
My friend, go and have sex. You have too much time, and slime wink, on your hands.

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Re: Pastor Encounters Satanist And Drama Ensues! by randomperson: 10:04pm On Dec 10, 2016
KingEbukasBlog:


God created Life , death is part of life .

Can any of you give me a reasonable challenge
Of course, but it won't be a fair challenge because u can't be reasonable... Christians are not wired that way
Death is part of life, therefore it's okay to kill any and every body??... Unreasonable

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Re: Pastor Encounters Satanist And Drama Ensues! by KingEbukasBlog(m): 10:11pm On Dec 10, 2016
randomperson:

Of course, but it won't be a fair challenge because u can't be reasonable... Christians are not wired that way
Death is part of life, therefore it's okay to kill any and every body??... Unreasonable

Atheism has been proven to be deleterious to the brain. You as an atheist can never be reasonable . Since you can't think reasonably , click here to know why https://www.nairaland.com/3493419/researches-reveal-atheism-devastating-effects

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Re: Pastor Encounters Satanist And Drama Ensues! by randomperson: 10:16pm On Dec 10, 2016
KingEbukasBlog:


Atheism has been proved to be deleterious to the brain. You as an atheist can never be reasonable . Since you can't think reasonably , click here to know why https://www.nairaland.com/3493419/researches-reveal-atheism-devastating-effects

If being unreasonable is what is making a higher number of scientists and philosophers to be atheists than the percentage of the general public, then yes, I want to be unreasonable....
But if being unreasonable means that u believe a god that promised all Christians success but has failed to deliver then no thanks

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Re: Pastor Encounters Satanist And Drama Ensues! by Wilgrea7(m): 10:21pm On Dec 10, 2016
KingEbukasBlog:

Lol . The story is not true then grin grin
mega OUCH!!!

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Re: Pastor Encounters Satanist And Drama Ensues! by KingEbukasBlog(m): 10:22pm On Dec 10, 2016
randomperson:

If being unreasonable is what is making a higher number of scientists and philosophers to be atheists than the percentage of the general public, then yes, I want to be unreasonable....
But if being unreasonable means that u believe a god that promised all Christians success but has failed to deliver then no thanks

Are there only scientists in the world undecided . The greatest scientists in the world from Newton to Albert Einsten , Max Planck , Renes Descartes etc were all believers in God . What about the greatest sportsmen , businessmen , engineers , programmers etc they all believed in God . I am a scientist and I'm not an atheist . Atheists are <10 percent of the word's population - useless and insignificant

Please stop prattling and start making sense . Oh .. sorry you can't because you are an atheist

And atheists have been proven to have murderous tendencies too like their communist role models https://www.nairaland.com/3176513/atheist-murderers-past-present-murderous

Atheists are also more prone to commit suicide https://www.nairaland.com/3492843/beware-athiesm-lead-kill-yourself

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Re: Pastor Encounters Satanist And Drama Ensues! by KingEbukasBlog(m): 10:25pm On Dec 10, 2016
Wilgrea7:


mega OUCH!!!

The truth has been there staring at us grin

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Re: Pastor Encounters Satanist And Drama Ensues! by randomperson: 10:35pm On Dec 10, 2016
KingEbukasBlog:


Are there only scientists in the world undecided . The greatest scientists in the world from Newton to Albert Einsten , Max Planck , Renes Descartes etc were all believers in God . What about the greatest sportsmen , businessmen , engineers , programmers etc they all believed in God . I am a scientist and I'm not an atheist . Atheists are <10 percent of the word's population .

Please stop prattling and start making sense . Oh .. sorry you can't because you are an atheist

And atheists have been proven to have murderous tendencies too like their communist role models https://www.nairaland.com/3176513/atheist-murderers-past-present-murderous

They are also more prone to commit suicide https://www.nairaland.com/3492843/beware-athiesm-lead-kill-yourself
Atheist are less than 10% of the world so of course the number of atheists in all categories will be little. That's common sense.
However, u fail to say that the poorest countries in the world are Christian dominated. At least, no god promises atheists success and prosperity. But the Christian god apparently promises success. In fact, he uses this as a ploy for collecting tithes and offering and inspite of that Christian countries are still suffering. Christians are dying of hunger... What is your god doing?? Is he sleeping?

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Re: Pastor Encounters Satanist And Drama Ensues! by randomperson: 10:59pm On Dec 10, 2016
Ebuka...
Re: Pastor Encounters Satanist And Drama Ensues! by TheEminentLaity: 11:30pm On Dec 10, 2016
This hardmirror is still brewing new tales by moonlight.
Re: Pastor Encounters Satanist And Drama Ensues! by JackBizzle: 4:45am On Dec 11, 2016
KingEbukasBlog:


The ancient Jews were black undecided . Christ was black wink

Black or dark skinned?
Re: Pastor Encounters Satanist And Drama Ensues! by JackBizzle: 4:52am On Dec 11, 2016
Pidgin2:
My problem with satanist is that although they read the bible but they chose to venerate the worse character in it. They are 100% worse than atheists in my opinion


I have a feeling JackBizzle is lying, he is the satanist in this story

The worst character in the bible is the old testament God. Yahweh.


He started the whole world with incest (How did Adam and Eve get grandchildren?)
He drowned the whole world and repopulated it with Noah and his incbelieveestous family.
He nuked Sodom and Gommorah just because of sex and then turned a woman to a pillar of salt for looking back.
He allowed isrealites to take slaves from other neighbouring tribes
He gave moses barbaric laws (eye for an eye)

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Re: Pastor Encounters Satanist And Drama Ensues! by blueAgent(m): 6:54am On Dec 11, 2016
randomperson:

Atheist are less than 10% of the world so of course the number of atheists in all categories will be little. That's common sense.
However, u fail to say that the poorest countries in the world are Christian dominated. At least, no god promises atheists success and prosperity. But the Christian god apparently promises success. In fact, he uses this as a ploy for collecting tithes and offering and inspite of that Christian countries are still suffering. Christians are dying of hunger... What is your god doing?? Is he sleeping?


Clown the richest countries in the world are also religeous. US ,UK,Germany,China. e.t.c
Re: Pastor Encounters Satanist And Drama Ensues! by JackBizzle: 7:22am On Dec 11, 2016
blueAgent:



Clown the richest countries in the world are also religeous. US ,UK,Germany,China. e.t.c


You might want to revisit your comment on UK, China, Germany.

UK and Germany have very high levels of atheism and are very secular. Just try preaching on a bus in those countries and you will be thrown out.

China is the most atheistic country in the world.



Check your facts bro.

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Re: Pastor Encounters Satanist And Drama Ensues! by DeepSight(m): 1:47pm On Dec 11, 2016
JackBizzle:
This a very true story that I witnessed at a client's office.

I was seated in the visitors' room of a company that sells tyres. I was waiting to see the manager but they were having IT problems and their systems were down. I was seated next to a well-dressed man who was looking dapper in a black, stripped suit. We started chatting and he said that he is a purchasing manager (named John) who needed tyres urgently but the delay was annoying him. Then enters a big man in white native and a woman in skirt suit.

As the big man sat down, he started complaining that the tyre company was wasting his time and that he needed to get back to his church's december convention programme. Apparently, he is a pastor for one of the big churches. The Pastor further claimed that the tyre company was wasting God's time. It was at this time that John the purchasing manager snorted and said, "you are not God and even if there was a God, he would appreciate patience as a virtue". In my mind, I smiled. I was happy to meet another atheist in Nigeria but little did I know that he was much more than just an atheist.

The pastor then replied, "do you not have respect? How can you talk to a man of God like this?" John laughed and replied "I don't follow your religion or beliefs. Please just wait for the manager to come; we too (pointing towards himself and I) have been waiting before you".

The pastor started looking confused and said "Are you a muslim? Even muslims respect their imams? Which religion do you follow sef?" John smiled and replied "I am a satanist". At this point, the lady that was with us shouted "JESUS! SATAN-WETIN? ARE YOU SERIOUS??"

I tried to calm things down by saying "there is no need for all this religion talk, lets focus on business". But the pastor disagreed. He started raising his voice. He looked at me and said "how can you just let this pagan just say nonsense in your presence? Are you too not a christian". I had to betray myself to avoid drama- "sir, I am a christian but let's leave everyone to their beliefs". The satanist now getting angry now said, "I respect christians like you (pointing to me) that respect themselves, but pastors like this guy who are so arrogant as if they are gods, I hate them".

The pastor jumped up from his seat and started interrogating John the satanist- "So you worship the devil? What kind of human being are you? Do you like hell? Do you want the holy ghost to burn you? What is wrong with you?". The satanist countered- "I don't worship the devil. I and other satanists just venerate the idea of Lucifer Morningstar as an icon for knowledge; if anything I worship knowledge. And furthermore, it is your Yaweh that kills with vengeance and bloodlust in the old testament".

"IN THE NAME OF JESUS, I REBUKE ALL THE FALSEHOODS AND BLASPHEMY FROM YOUR MOUTH THAT YOU HAVE LEARNT FROM YOUR FATHER WHO IS THE FATHER OF LIES", the pastor shouted. "YOU ARE LETTING THE DEVIL USE YOU BUT WITH THE POWER OF JESUS, YOU WILL SEE THE LIGHT", the pastor continued. But the satanist too was getting angry- "LOOK HERE, MISTER- I DON'T BELIEVE IN YOUR FAKE GOD, A GOD THAT WILL USE A CHARLATAN LIKE YOU THAT GETS FAT OFF TITHES. PLEASE, SPARE ME YOUR PREACHING."

It was then some company staff started coming into the visitors' room to see what the shouting was about. I quickly excused myself and went about looking for the manager. I was more interested in concluding business than listening to a religious debate. But honestly, I enjoyed the drama.





cc kingebukasblog, hahn, plaetton, pidgin2, mrmontella, pastoraio, eyehategod, deepsight, johnbelion


story verified by Harddmirror.

Sir Jack, Lord of the Way,
Art thou certain that thou hast not taken to fictional writing?

The Roundtable forbids it to all Knights, as it is an occult practice, kindly note Sir.
Re: Pastor Encounters Satanist And Drama Ensues! by EyeHateGod: 2:45pm On Dec 11, 2016
DeepSight:


Sir Jack, Lord of the Way,
Art thou certain that thou hast not taken to fictional writing?

The Roundtable forbids it to all Knights, as it is an occult practice, kindly note Sir.
Are you doing this for Joke sake or You serious or just following the Crowd?
Re: Pastor Encounters Satanist And Drama Ensues! by plaetton: 2:50pm On Dec 11, 2016
Pidgin2:
My problem with satanist is that although they read the bible but they chose to venerate the worse character in it. They are 100% worse than atheists in my opinion


I have a feeling JackBizzle is lying, he is the satanist in this story
My dear,
If you read the Bible, and then compare and contrast, you would find that Yahweh is the worst, the most despicable villain in that book.

In fact, Satan comes out as the innocent victim of dirty lies and character assassination.

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Re: Pastor Encounters Satanist And Drama Ensues! by randomperson: 2:51pm On Dec 11, 2016
blueAgent:



Clown the richest countries in the world are also religeous. US ,UK,Germany,China. e.t.c
U lack knowledge. The richest countries are Luxembourg, Qatar, Switzerland, Norway, e.t.c
And how does that excuse god from the abject poverty in these countries... Or its only the Americans that deserve to be rich?
Re: Pastor Encounters Satanist And Drama Ensues! by plaetton: 2:54pm On Dec 11, 2016
KingEbukasBlog:
So how can we verify this story . The usual gullible coterie of atheists have voraciously consumed the story - every single detail- without any scintilla of skepticism. undecided


Christians be wise . cool
The story is very familiar to regular experiences every atheist can relate to .
And that's the main thrust of the story.

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Re: Pastor Encounters Satanist And Drama Ensues! by DeepSight(m): 4:28pm On Dec 11, 2016
EyeHateGod:

Are you doing this for Joke sake or You serious or just following the Crowd?

Following what crowd

Come on will you kneel down raise up your hands and close your eyes.

How dare you speak before me. How dare you speak when not called forth and granted permission to foul the air with fumes from your facial cavity.... how dare you.

Perhaps you are unaware of the feat for which Sir Jack was Knighted.....
Re: Pastor Encounters Satanist And Drama Ensues! by EyeHateGod: 4:41pm On Dec 11, 2016
DeepSight:


Following what crowd

Come on will you kneel down raise up your hands and close your eyes.

How dare you speak before me. How dare you speak when not called forth and granted permission to foul the air with fumes from your facial cavity.... how dare you.

Perhaps you are unaware of the feat for which Sir Jack was Knighted.....
Did you smoke something this Sunday
Re: Pastor Encounters Satanist And Drama Ensues! by DeepSight(m): 4:42pm On Dec 11, 2016
EyeHateGod:

Did you smoke something this Sunday

Will you SHATTAAAAAAPP!

Please kneel down and raise up ya hands!
Re: Pastor Encounters Satanist And Drama Ensues! by DeepSight(m): 5:07pm On Dec 11, 2016
KingEbukasBlog:


The ancient Jews were black undecided . Christ was black wink
Where did you get this from?

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Re: Pastor Encounters Satanist And Drama Ensues! by Rilwayne001: 5:11pm On Dec 11, 2016
DeepSight:

Where did you get this from?

From Sukkot aka Obadiah777 grin

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Re: Pastor Encounters Satanist And Drama Ensues! by JackBizzle: 5:15pm On Dec 11, 2016
EyeHateGod:

Are you doing this for Joke sake or You serious or just following the Crowd?

thou doth protest too much, sire.

Deepsight is in his right

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Re: Pastor Encounters Satanist And Drama Ensues! by JackBizzle: 5:16pm On Dec 11, 2016
DeepSight:


Following what crowd

Come on will you kneel down raise up your hands and close your eyes.

How dare you speak before me. How dare you speak when not called forth and granted permission to foul the air with fumes from your facial cavity.... how dare you.

Perhaps you are unaware of the feat for which Sir Jack was Knighted.....


Forgive him sire, he does not know.

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